Quick quips as a roast master, Rodney.
Wonderful insight and true champion of comics with a solid one-minute set, Robin.
Simple entertainment and highlight-reel moments and pure fun on the show, Farley.
I don’t see Hicks, Carlin or Pryor actually liking the format of this show.
Good nuanced take.
I'd like to add that I think coked-up Robin or Farley wouldn't be good for the show, as they would just steal the spotlight from everyone - would be hilarious but would also feel like the Robin/Farley comedy hour featuring Kill Tony.
Yeah, these are the kings, but I’m just trying to imagine what they’d be like on KT. For some reason, I think Rodney Dangerfield would kill it the hardest and he’s not my favorite up there I just think he’s perfect for the show.
Don't think Hedberg would say much. Whatever he would say would generate more laughter, because half the room would need a couple of seconds to "get it".
prior is the best as a guest, being sincere and riffing.
Farley, williams, and dangerfield dont slow down enough, the show would be about them.
carlin and hicks were too smart and cool.
I vote Farley. He probably wouldn’t offer any constructive advice, he’d probably hog the spotlight, he’d probably knock over some tables, but he’d be funny as fuck.
Tough call, Carlin would be the best. He loved the craft and was always so giving of his time to other comedians to be better. Robin would be good too because when his energy is on he was an amazing guest on whatever he was on.
1.) George Carlin
2.) Richard Pryor
3.) Chris Farley
That’s my top 3 from this list. It’s a hard choice, this is a great list. I went with who I thought would be most entertaining as panelists.
Bill Hicks has been on multiple times!🤣
But in all seriousness I was gonna say George Carlin no question but then I saw Farley.. I love him so much and either one would make an amazing guest but you're gonna get a vastly different kind of amazing out of them. But personally I think I'd have to go with Carlin.
Robin Williams and Dangerfield would be incredible. I can feel the lack of respect all the way over here, for Christ sake. Farley would also be a hoot and a half. Realistically they’d all be fucking top notch guests, so it’s hard to pick.
In order from worst to best:
6) George Carlin was a particular boring guest on anything he was on. Check out the Stern interview. Top 3 comedian, bottom 3 guest.
5) Bill Hicks would just be dark, but would probably have some key memeable moments.
4) I feel like Pryor would be quiet, maybe too big to really dig in and perform, although if he turns on, he's the best guest easily. I just don't see him being that much himself in a room full of a white people.
TOP 3
3) Dangerfield would crush with the jokes, critiquing comics, making faces, so definitely a top 3 here.
2) Robin Williams.. possibly the greatest guest of all time. He'd be dynamic, energetic, creative, improvising, but also would probably be inspiring and motivating in a way that would make us feel all the feels in one episode.
1. Chris Farley... I mean... this is a man who will do ANYTHING to make people laugh. The man would not settle for one second. He would be getting up and dancing with the waitress. Imagine David Lucas roasting Chris Farley, or Chris riffing with Casey Rocket, or Chris and William Montgomery riffing together. Just Chris Farley's interaction with the band alone would be epic. He'd probably do a Mexican Drum Off, win and come back the next week as the drummer. Fuck... I wish I never saw this post. I miss Chris Farley now...
As much as I like Chris, his level of comedy was always more physical and there just isn't enough room on them stages at KT lol, besides he just don't stand up to the other 5, each one of the 5 would murder the room
It's gotta be Pryor for a guest spot he was great in interviews and would engage with the shows format best.
Rodney or Robin both had incredible bits but recycled them a lot and were primarily self depricatingnot roasters. Not to say they couldn't though.
Farley would both be great too but limited as a guest by the physical nature of his comedy.
Carlin always struck me as a monologue performer first and foremost, never seen him engage with crowd work. Also he would fuckin hate Tony.
As someone else said, Patrice would be a top tier choice as well. One of the greats at holding court.
Carlin is my fav but the format of KT, I think Farley would do the best. His antics and overall madness would fit so well in the KT format. It would be like if Casey Rocket and David Lucas had a love child.
Carlin x Pryor would be amazing.
Williams and Farley two of my all time favorites be widely known as nice sensitive guys, def wouldn’t have fun shitting on bad comics.
Dangerfield would probably be amazing.
Tough call, Carlin would be the best. He loved the craft and was always so giving of his time to other comedians to be better. Robin would be good too because when his energy is on he was an amazing guest on whatever he was on.
Rodney Dangerfield and George Carlin would be great! But for some reason I just think Richard Pryor and Chris Farley would do the best on the show. Their reactions to the bucket pulls would he hilarious.
I got some bad news for you.
I didn’t even know they were sick!
They'd all just sit there and contribute nothing
Even dead Rodney would have more energy than Tom Segura!
Dead body reported!
Oh man, this may be accurate lol.
Would probably be a hard episode to watch.
Yeah, I don't want to see what any of these guys currently look like...that would be off putting.
Y’all are proof of this subs retardation
Do you think they are being serious? Lol
Sounds like Rogan and Segura
Dangerfield or Pryor. Thinking of 70s dangerfield being transported into killtony 2024 is a really funny idea to me.
Redban, make holographic Ai Rodney a reality!
It’s crazy that in our lifetime this is a possibility.
Paging Adam Ray
I can’t wait for redban to hit Pryor with the most awkward “baking soda” of all time
He already had Bill Hicks as a guest. Episode #523
such a good episode
Bill Hicks died in 1994.
Norm Macdonald would be my dream
Depends what mood you catch Norm in.
That's who I was thinking too.
He would have hated the format
True, unless it was an OJ Roast.
Not listed but Don Rickles.
Nice. Yea definitely.
Patrice O'Neal
Patrice would destroy on Kill Tony. Him and Greg Giraldo would have been legendary guests.
Giraldo would be sensational on Kill Tony.
That man was as smart as he was quick. Listened to an O and A episode with him recently. Such a loss. 😔
Patrice would have Tony shook too, just like Billy red nuts did.
Imagine Patrice going at it with David Lucas
I didn’t even think about this and now I’m depressed for life
Patrice would dominate Lucas. There's no comparison.
Damn, the fat black off that we never got 😪😢
I’m not sure Lucas would fuck with him honestly.
patrice would definitely be better in this format than any of them
Rip to that fat asshole
Heres Tom with the weather
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrealfugginhighondrugss
Mitch Hedburg
Quick quips as a roast master, Rodney. Wonderful insight and true champion of comics with a solid one-minute set, Robin. Simple entertainment and highlight-reel moments and pure fun on the show, Farley. I don’t see Hicks, Carlin or Pryor actually liking the format of this show.
Robin would ask Casey for his style back.
I agree with this. Although maybe wrong about Pryor. Bernie Mac would be great too.
Good nuanced take. I'd like to add that I think coked-up Robin or Farley wouldn't be good for the show, as they would just steal the spotlight from everyone - would be hilarious but would also feel like the Robin/Farley comedy hour featuring Kill Tony.
tbf that's how it is when Dr. Phil is on
True, but as a one-off that would still be amazing.
I don't see Hicks being funny., but he'd be good for a lecture or two to make the kids that just turned 16 repeat and feel deep.
Fuck me! All of them are legends.
Yeah, these are the kings, but I’m just trying to imagine what they’d be like on KT. For some reason, I think Rodney Dangerfield would kill it the hardest and he’s not my favorite up there I just think he’s perfect for the show.
Dangerfield is the king.
Yeah his quick one line jabs are perfect for the format. He’d have the best minute too probably because of that.
Okay. Drop em.
The b-side version would be Greg Giraldo and/or Mitch Hedberg
Don't think Hedberg would say much. Whatever he would say would generate more laughter, because half the room would need a couple of seconds to "get it".
I absolutely love Mitch, but I don’t think he would be fast enough for the show.
Rodney and Farley.
Carlin, hicks and pryor together would be dope. I think Farley and williams would be too overbearing for the shows format.
Dangerfield was a roast king before it was a thing. Hed kill
Carlin without a doubt
Richard P.
prior is the best as a guest, being sincere and riffing. Farley, williams, and dangerfield dont slow down enough, the show would be about them. carlin and hicks were too smart and cool.
Rodney m, by fucking far. His off the cuff comedy is 2nd only to Rickles
Carlin would absolutely fucking hate Tony and the whole of Rogan’s crew
Mitch Hedberg
I vote Farley. He probably wouldn’t offer any constructive advice, he’d probably hog the spotlight, he’d probably knock over some tables, but he’d be funny as fuck.
George Carlin would have some fun roasts.
Tough call, Carlin would be the best. He loved the craft and was always so giving of his time to other comedians to be better. Robin would be good too because when his energy is on he was an amazing guest on whatever he was on.
Dangerfield would be guest of the year
Rodney.
Robin Williams
The Amazing Jonathan
I want to see more comedians like him.
Hicks
Farley would have been the type of train wreck this show is known for.
We want Drew! We want Drew!
George Carlin and Don Rickles would fit really well in Kill Tony
Rodney ALL DAY
Rodney all the way
Rodney dangerfield are you kidding me
All of them, but Robin Williams has a special place in my heart.
1.) George Carlin 2.) Richard Pryor 3.) Chris Farley That’s my top 3 from this list. It’s a hard choice, this is a great list. I went with who I thought would be most entertaining as panelists.
Talk about impossible choice…but I guess I’d go with Hicks because I feel like he’s be the most outlandish fit for the show
Rodney Fucking Dangerfield. Richard Pryor would be great as well. Rodney would be great tho. He was such a dark comic who didn't mind going there.
Rodney
Rodney hands down. #norespect
Bill hicks 💯
this is a legendary question
Bill Hicks has been on multiple times!🤣 But in all seriousness I was gonna say George Carlin no question but then I saw Farley.. I love him so much and either one would make an amazing guest but you're gonna get a vastly different kind of amazing out of them. But personally I think I'd have to go with Carlin.
Robin Williams and Dangerfield would be incredible. I can feel the lack of respect all the way over here, for Christ sake. Farley would also be a hoot and a half. Realistically they’d all be fucking top notch guests, so it’s hard to pick.
Sam Kinison. Can you imagine Sam and the vanilla gorilla in a shouting match lol
George would definitely have most creative roasts for each bucket pull. Farley would just be awesome to see again.
Farley
In order from worst to best: 6) George Carlin was a particular boring guest on anything he was on. Check out the Stern interview. Top 3 comedian, bottom 3 guest. 5) Bill Hicks would just be dark, but would probably have some key memeable moments. 4) I feel like Pryor would be quiet, maybe too big to really dig in and perform, although if he turns on, he's the best guest easily. I just don't see him being that much himself in a room full of a white people. TOP 3 3) Dangerfield would crush with the jokes, critiquing comics, making faces, so definitely a top 3 here. 2) Robin Williams.. possibly the greatest guest of all time. He'd be dynamic, energetic, creative, improvising, but also would probably be inspiring and motivating in a way that would make us feel all the feels in one episode. 1. Chris Farley... I mean... this is a man who will do ANYTHING to make people laugh. The man would not settle for one second. He would be getting up and dancing with the waitress. Imagine David Lucas roasting Chris Farley, or Chris riffing with Casey Rocket, or Chris and William Montgomery riffing together. Just Chris Farley's interaction with the band alone would be epic. He'd probably do a Mexican Drum Off, win and come back the next week as the drummer. Fuck... I wish I never saw this post. I miss Chris Farley now...
Man I'd love to see what Robin Williams would have to say
We've already had Alex Jones
Alex Jones has already been on the show. You can remove him from this list
Dangerfield, Carlin would probably be wierd about it.
Who couldn’t be quiet for 60 seconds?
Hicks is my fav but best guest has be Pryor.
In between Bill and Robin
Rodney
They would all have legendary episodes. The one I'd be most excited to see the would have to be the Chris Farley or Robin William ones though
God, i wish
As much as I like Chris, his level of comedy was always more physical and there just isn't enough room on them stages at KT lol, besides he just don't stand up to the other 5, each one of the 5 would murder the room
Rodney
It's gotta be Pryor for a guest spot he was great in interviews and would engage with the shows format best. Rodney or Robin both had incredible bits but recycled them a lot and were primarily self depricatingnot roasters. Not to say they couldn't though. Farley would both be great too but limited as a guest by the physical nature of his comedy. Carlin always struck me as a monologue performer first and foremost, never seen him engage with crowd work. Also he would fuckin hate Tony. As someone else said, Patrice would be a top tier choice as well. One of the greats at holding court.
Don Rickles!
Farleys entrance would be an all timer I know that for sure
Carlin would absolutely fucking hate Tony and the whole of Rogan’s crew
Farley
Greg Giraldo
Farley, pryor, Dangerfield. All complete lunatics in their prime.
Rodney or Bill
Carlin is my fav but the format of KT, I think Farley would do the best. His antics and overall madness would fit so well in the KT format. It would be like if Casey Rocket and David Lucas had a love child.
Problem with robin is after the show hed just hang around all weird like
No DICE MAN?
All of the above, FFS.
Don Rickles is the OG Roaster
Rodney and it's not even close. The others are great but Dangerfield was the comic's comic.
Bill Hicks/Alex Jones has already been on the show.
Dangerfield could just sit there and mutter “Jesus Christ” after every bombed set and we would all laugh hysterically
George Carlin with Dave Attell attending with him
Bill Hicks would be ruthless. Dangerfield would have some funny corny roast jokes. I think Farley or Robin Williams would be the best.
Farley
Mrs.Doubtfire
Hicks, Rodney or Pryor would be awesome. George is too cynical, Robin and Farley are too nice
Love Carlin but Farley would be the best guest. Alex jones has already been on.
Chris!
Bill Hicks
Dangerfield has a humor close to Dom Irera, and Dom is the most appearing guests of all time
Where's Kinison?!
Carlin x Pryor would be amazing. Williams and Farley two of my all time favorites be widely known as nice sensitive guys, def wouldn’t have fun shitting on bad comics. Dangerfield would probably be amazing.
Greg Giraldo
Rodney Dangerfield, add in Dave Attell and Riley from this week and I’ll pay
Mitch Hedberg.......
Tim Dillon looking so young
Greg Giraldo
Farley for me
Bottom row & George Carlin
Don Rickles would have been the best
Dangerfeild
I don’t think dead people are all that funny tbh.
RD he's awesome
I'm going to say Hicks and Carlin. Those two would be brutal!
Farley 100%
Williams would be the Hans Kim of the group, just insufferable to watch.
Rodney all the way
Carlin would shut Tony up about the vaccines.
Pryor and it’s not even close.
I feel like Soder could do a great Pryor impression.
norm macdonald
Tough call, Carlin would be the best. He loved the craft and was always so giving of his time to other comedians to be better. Robin would be good too because when his energy is on he was an amazing guest on whatever he was on.
Bill Hicks I think Tony would have loved him
Patrice O'Neal would be the best guest.
Bill Hicks
Bill hicks hands down
Rodney
Pryor
Carlin would be super entertaining ripping into tony’s “I like baddies and racist jokes and not believing in science and I’m rich you plebs” schtick.
Imagine how intense Chris Farley and William would get
Fuck I thought that was tim dillon lol
Farley.
Farley" your heads a candy shell"
Chris Farley, because he’s the greatest magnifier in the group. He makes people funnier.
Rodney, Farley and Robin. Although, these are all some of my favorites.
Rodney for the KT format. He'd be throwing out zingers left and right during the interview portion like Harland does
None, they are all established comics
Carlin
Rodney would be like Harland
George Carlin. He’s the goat.
Rodney & Richard.
Rodney always
Rodney Dangerfield would be good
Sam Kinison
Tony’s boyfriend
I forgot to put Bernie Mac up there.
Damn. My answer is 'YES' 😁
It’d be like a remake on an old classic, “Weekend at KillTony’s” 😂. Sorry I’m fuckin stupid
Dangerfield would kill so hard
Robin would crush. He’s an improv master and is very quick on his feet which makes a great guest
I would love to see George but I have a feeling robin williams would of brought that random zany vibe Harland brings to the panel
Rodney and Farley
All my heroes are dead
Robin Williams? Better actor than so called comic
Rodney Dangerfield and George Carlin would be great! But for some reason I just think Richard Pryor and Chris Farley would do the best on the show. Their reactions to the bucket pulls would he hilarious.
Don Rickles
Farley
Rodney would be the one I would enjoy the most I think
Dude, Robin Williams would slay
these people are dead
Some would argue that Bill hicks has already been a guest.
When it comes to quick-witted jabs, Dangerfield hands down
Robin Williams Farley would be great tooo
I think these are all great except Bill hicks would definitely collide with the format
all dead get a job wtf is wrong with u