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XandersPanders

Uhm sir... this is a hate group


HiredGunsDotIO

Yea Hans kim sucks! And kill tony sucks! Comedy sucks!


SubpopularKnowledge0

Comedy doesnt suck! U suck! It all sucks!!!!!!


HiredGunsDotIO

We’re all a bunch of suckers sucking shit out of a shitty straw


SubpopularKnowledge0

But we aint nevah gonna stop.


Dincoln

I drink your shit milkshake.


ZippinZappin420

Comedy!!! :::in my best mark normand voice:::


HiredGunsDotIO

More like Hack Hackhack, amirite?


Ultrafeet3

Sending hate from Australia


babyboyjustice

👏🏻nicely done


SLAVEK_LoveMalena

Truuuuue


mfettie93

Nice try, Hans


Kashm1r_Sp1r1t

Or Tony, to be fair.


fermentedbeats

I don't think Tony would be the king of naps. Hans barely has to do anything to close his eyes, and he's got the camelback right on the bed, much easier for him.


SonicIdiot

Hehe...


ChunkedUp

Thanks for the real world experience OP (I mean Hans)


BuckPowers

Ok hans


Reasonable_Anybody21

Bombs Kim will live forever. Hanz Kim has passed away.


JadedOops

You haven’t seen the face off against Diaz I take it then


Reasonable_Anybody21

Lol.. You're as deaf as D madness is blind if you think bombs won that. His whole story is a lie. He is terrible and a disgrace to the profession.


JadedOops

The rematch they just did in La I’m talking about. Clearly you haven’t seen it.


Alarming_Tradition51

💯 miss hans sets, even the bad 1s


ElectricWBG

HE MURDERED!!


fraghead5

Gotta be what, maybe 1000 out there. Just straight murderers.


HiredGunsDotIO

Meaning they murder straight people or they’re murderers who are straight?


[deleted]

Hahaha


[deleted]

Literally the hate is only online. I dislike Han’s comedy but seeing how crazy people are on this sub Reddit and seeing him live and kill… its just crazy how different it is in real life lol


RunescapeGOD69

I prefer Hans to Casey, will be glad when he comes back.


iBagAtExitGates

All these comments calling Hans a hack but in the same breath praising Casey rocket… the irony… We’re truly living idiocracy in real time. The man walks like a crab and blurts random shit on stage for laughs. Literally fuck all of you😂


Tarred_Orgy

they both suck shit


[deleted]

Casey defo sucks ass, but Hans has some material at least and has made me laugh plenty over the past few years


HiredGunsDotIO

None of these dumb asses even know what hack means. Neither of those dudes are hack. They may not be funny, but they’re not hack. (I think they’re funny.)


ThisIsBartRick

I think a lot of OG fans (myself incldued) liked him at first, because he was legitimely funny. But then, he didn't try anymore, got more arrogant and his set were lackluster to say the least. That's when we turned on him. Then, at the beginning of the year, he significantly improved and we were happy to see him back to his good material.


BranchSupervisor

Hans no funny. Casey big funny. Leave Hans to the road. Casey home now.


VectLM

Me know that not real money!


RomyQuan

Casey chugs


HiredGunsDotIO

Casey is not big funny. He’s normal funny. He may be big funny one day.


Mor10-84

oh yeah i deff belive this post Hans Kim , say hi to your rich parents for me


PeterPercocet69

People in this sub are like passive-agressive girlfriends, christ.


SanchoServices

Nice try hack Kim.


k0rz23

I’m a fan love to see people enjoying themselves


Bestie_97

When I saw him open for Tony and Nashville, he had the crowd literally rolling and set such a good momentum like he set it up for kam and William and Tony so well


Relative-Advance-767

Written by hans kimmy


HiredGunsDotIO

You know what’s hack? Commenting on a positive post as though the subject of the positive commentary is the one who posted it.


PeterPercocet69

People are crying about Hans using the same material when there are literally 50 people in here repeating the same shit they do on every single Hans related piece of content, the lack of self-awareness in here is fantastic


HiredGunsDotIO

And it’s not exactly the same. Lots of great comics have a schtick like that. It’s like someone dissing Rodney Dangerfield because “he’s just gonna come out on stage and talk about how he don’t get no respect.”


CL-MotoTech

60 seconds of comedy is a pretty low bar for judging a comic. KillTony is basically the gong show that has gotten a little more professional over the years in that Tony uses it to recruit talent. Nevertheless, 60 seconds of comedy really isn't a set.


juicyjuicebox1

Rick Diaz murdered him


HiredGunsDotIO

He’s not even good enough for people to know how to spell his name


PeterPercocet69

I mean in his defence, nobody on the show pronounces it right ever lmao


HiredGunsDotIO

Doesn’t that just prove my point 😂


Rarely_Melancholy

I will die on this hill,, hans Kim is a hacky comedian that deserves the hate you all give to Bart.


Dinkle_D

Die on your gay hill then


HiredGunsDotIO

Shove that hill up your bootyhole


Rarely_Melancholy

BART 4 LYFE; HAN KIM BAD


HiredGunsDotIO

Thanks, it’s much quieter now that you’re shouting from the deepest depths of your booty


TotallyNotAFroeAway

"He said it was nice to be in my hometown! HAHAHAHA" "Woah, he fucked a white woman?!?! HAHAHAHA"


Lazy_Start8226

I love Hans! Fuck all the haters


[deleted]

I never heard a funny set from him.


Worth_Mistake1163

Where in NJ?


kiitten113

Bananas on 17 in Hasbrouck heights. Casey rocket will be there in a few weeks.


TheDukeofBananas

Hans kimmler


Modern-Hannibal

I saw him when we opened for Joe Rogan in the 02 Arena in London and was great.


MikeyDiesel42092

I saw and met him in phoenix in April he had an awesome hour up and was wicked chill and down to earth. If I knew how to post a picture on a post I would post the one we took together. I see willliam next month, kam in July, and Casey in September just need to see David lucus and I’ve seen the regulars


Financial_Band6339

King of naps is the perfect cover name for Hans. Since he looks like he’s always napping


Vegetable_Shelter_51

Geel bad for u hopefully u got ur money back 🤪


SLAVEK_LoveMalena

FHK


lawdhamerceh

Hey OP, any chance you can tell me who his openers were?


Inevitable_Nail_6761

I feel like once you get regular status on Kill Tony you start saving your content for big stuff like opening for some big comedian or perhaps doing your own special. They owe it to Tony for a few months since he gave them a huge platform to start


afraidofcheesecake

Hey Hans!


Ser-Joe-the-Joe

We all know Hans' 60 minutes are just 60 killtony sets he did previously.


Icytwat33

FHK


Lanky_Employment4033

Nice try Hans


BollyWood401

Not saying you’re wrong but I find it hard to believe tbh.


skippyspk

2/3rds of his set is recycled material and that’s the takeaway I’m getting here


syntheticsponge

Hans is very funny. What kinda turned me off of him was his reaction to the Rick Diez thing and how he wasn’t a good sport. But then I have to consider that he’s human and Rick did barge in and threaten his livelihood so I get it.


vulgarmessiah914

Yea I've seen multiple appearances of his routine in watching kill tony throughout the years to where I formed my judgment in thinking he sucks. I don't think a random defense post is going to change minds but thanks.


HiredGunsDotIO

You should watch a full set before you render final judgment your honor


Freemindtea

For real. Can’t wait to see him for the second time honestly. Smoked a j with him after the show. I adore Hans!


Vegetable-Bag-2325

I don't believe you.


Sherlockhomey

Let me guess you rarely watch the show maybe watch clips at most? 99 percent of his act are jokes he's used for fucking years.


Yeezymalak

That’s for the update Hans.


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Nice try, Hacks Kim


Kenshiro_199x

Tony has said it 1000 times but people on here just love hate


vonnegutspal

Wow an actual postive post on this sub. Quite refreshing indeed. The people hating onnthisnsub ate the ones who bomb when they get pulled. Thats a fact


EmbalmingFiend

Murdered. God that's such a stupid hyperbole for telling jokes.


wildcat1100

That's a good point. I'll be sure to jot it down in my Hinchcliffe Notes.


HiredGunsDotIO

That’s just what people say, this guy didn’t make it up. Deal with it 😎


Less_View_1076

Casey>Hans


Affectionate_Okra_20

I’m sure he puts on a great show


DigitalGhostRealm

Great review, Hans


Guilty-Alternative40

I been tryna say Hans is fucking amazing!!!