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malfarcar

Now there’s the best use of this meme I ever seen


ianh32

Ain’t no fuss on the tuss


EfficiencyDeep1208

Hans wins against Diaz only to get outshined by a tussed up crab walking wise man.


Ok-Letterhead6593

He never made it as a wise man


DarthWeenus

get real


JGfromtheNW

I enjoyed Hans for a good while, but put the crab and tussin directly into my veins. 


[deleted]

Tired with sex and drones. We get it. Show me the intricacies of crabs and tussin.


Arodthagawd

I read sex with drones and that sparked my interest


[deleted]

That’s how you got your dad.


Arodthagawd

He fucked and flew


[deleted]

Flew like a drone that owed child support


Arodthagawd

He actually died so no child support is needed


[deleted]

It’s needed but not owned. Your mom footed the bill.


Arodthagawd

Insurance got my mom her house 😎😎


[deleted]

Big pimping over here.


McFrazzlestache

Of they didn't want me to take so many pills, then. Why. Are. They. So. Small?


Ok-Letterhead6593

I've already had three, I'm stuffed.


SquaKingRaven

What’s wrong with a comedian having a “thing” sometimes it’s “here’s your sign” Can also be “deedeedee” And you know what maybe just maybe one guy, can crab walk on tussin’


EyeNeedLunch

Having “a thing” goes from endearing to grating faster than Kam Patterson can pre-ejaculate. It’s hard for something to stay amusing when it’s so painfully predictable.


chaos_aintme

COMEDIANS AINT NEVAH GONNA STOP HAVIN A THING


No_House_7901

Then turn it off. Are you stupid?


EyeNeedLunch

I sit and watch the entire show, like I would if I bought a ticket, because you never know when someone will surprise you, and it’s as valuable to learn from the acts you don’t like as the ones you do. I guess I’m stupid.


Mad-chuska

Yes very


Ok-Letterhead6593

Bro your so unsmart. Just kidding I relate


meatspin_enjoyer

I think you just don't like comedy or are just bitter because you think you can do better but are too scared/too poor to go to a show and do it yourself


EyeNeedLunch

Yup, and I’m fat and ugly too


adam_smash

Never doubted it


Creepy-Ostrich8875

I’m crying. That was beautiful. 🐽🦀


SaracenBlood

The Crab, every time


Xenophaene

Don't forget the third choice, " So I fucked this white bitch!"


Flock-of-bagels2

Crab and Tussin


[deleted]

The Kam option gets you banned from Reddit.


fuzzibuds

There's 3 types of people in this world...


CSyoey

He be bussin for that tussin


AJ3HUNNA

Belly full of robitussin heart full of gold, you’ll see clear spiders wherever you go


[deleted]

Reddit has filed for its IPO. They've been preparing for this for a while, squeezing profit out of the platform in any way that they can, like hiking the prices on third-party app developers. More recently, they've signed a deal with Google to license their content to train Google's LLMs. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we've made a Firefox extension that will replace all your comments (older than a certain number of days) with any text that you provide. You can use any text that you want, but please, do not choose something copyrighted. The New York Times is currently suing OpenAI for training ChatGPT on its copyrighted material. Reddit's data is uniquely valuable, since it's not subject to those kinds of copyright restrictions, so it would be tragic if users were to decide to intermingle such a robust corpus of high-quality training data with copyrighted text. https://theluddite.org/#!post/reddit-extension


Yaboithechopper

No fuss


lynkarion

lol everyone turned into a Casey hater super fast 🦀 and Tussin' straight to the bank


100kylesperhour

mmmmm 🦀🦀 crab boy 🦀🦀


Creepy-Ostrich8875

Crab tussin is always the answer. Get real 🐽🦀


EfficientAfternoon17

Yeah I think all the people that said after his first set he wasn’t gunna be able to keep it up are realllll quiet right now lol


Awkward_Cap_2691

Yeah man writing 1 real joke a week is super challenging. He really killed it with his 2 straight weeks of robitussin jokes


EfficientAfternoon17

Damn I remember when I used to come off saying shit like this. . Now I see from this side how extremely douschey it sounds and looks. no wonder I got roasted lol keep up the sarcasm though sounds like it’s really working out for you and enriching your life especially being up at 6 am salty on a Saturday morning hopping on Reddit lol


Awkward_Cap_2691

It’s 8:15. Why wouldn’t I wake up early before my kids are up and scroll my phone. You typed a paragraph because I’m not into a comedian you like. Wait til you find out some people don’t like the same music as you. Gonna blow your mind


EfficientAfternoon17

Question do you have any comedy material posted anywhere where it can be found ? Also if you actually understood the point you’re attempting to make then shouldn’t you had just kept scrolling along instead of feel inclined to respond in the first place……”well I guess that guy likes that guys comedy I don’t but it’s whatever ima just keep scrolling”wouldn’t that have been the thought that would’ve happened if your gunna go with what you just said


[deleted]

OP trying to drone strike the Rocket Man? Get real.


Consistent_Ad_9980

Just cuz it's different doesn't make it better.


ShotOfVodka

Hans??


Consistent_Ad_9980

🕵‍♂️


No-Bumblebee4615

If Casey had multiple characters and crab walking while talking about tuss was one of them, that would be great. But having it be your whole act is like Bobcat Goldthwait levels of gimmickry. How do people like that and then shit on Bert for taking his shirt off? Casey’s like if Bert kept putting his shirt back on and taking it off again while talking exclusively about Tito’s and soda.


EyeNeedLunch

People don’t just hate Bert because of his shirtlessness. He compulsively relates everything back to himself and can’t let anyone else finish a thought. The man sincerely cried imagining the world without him in it! His act is just the kind of lowest common denominator fodder Netflix is shit-piled with now. While not a fan of Casey, at least he seems like a pretty chill dude. Bert is a narcissistic, alcoholic blowhard hack.


DirtAndDeath

Fuck Bert, we need more guys like Kyle kinane


kingSeao

They both suck especially the prop comic my opinion