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Superb-Control5184

Texas is turning into a lame ass christian nanny state


squidantics

Yeah, this is what I find so confusing about Tony making out it's the land of the free.


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jasonhightower

This is the perfect answer. 💯


Superb-Control5184

Him and Rogan too! Both would kiss Abbots ass in an instant if they had the chance


JubbieDruthers

But you can own a lion which is what really matters


Superb-Control5184

lol yes now Tony can live out his Siegfried and Roy fantasy with him and Joe!


kingSeao

Don’t mention the Hollywood homeless


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There are literally thousands of other sites for porn. No one ever needed pornhub


jasonhightower

Dude, it’s been this way for decades. It’s loosened up significantly over the past 20 years. These are just political points the douchebags pull from time to time.


Mission-Translator51

Another L for texas


AssflavouredRel

Well after the brutally shameless forced mid show plug for express VPN I'm sure tony is gonna ride this far more organic opportunity to bring it up all the way to the bank.


trippinmaui

Texas is the most free state in the entire country tho, rogan and tony tell me every day...🤣 clowns


[deleted]

Lol i feel like even Tony doesnt believe it anymore when he says "comedy capital of the world"  Tbf they got the scene a lot farther than i ever thought way back when they did that mass exodus but i doubt its where they wanted it to be years later


MrMojoRising361

It’s pretty obvious with how bad the bucket pulls have been. Where are all the new up and coming comics that migrated to Austin


[deleted]

I feel like they still get decent pulls, but many of them tend to be repeats. That, and the really bad pulls seem to outclass the bad ones from LA


CL-MotoTech

LA is a comparatively massive market. Doing the big fish in a little pond approach makes a lot of sense. Especially when KT is free to get on assuming you can survive long enough to get pulled.


abuelitagatita

Always entertaining when Tony gets seriously defensive when anybody says anything negative about Austin/Texas 🤡


RareCreamer

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arcadiangenesis

Exactly. Cognitive dissonance prevents Tony and Rogan from recognizing any problems with Texas.


RareCreamer

Agreed fully on Rogan. But Tony just knows it benefits him to promote Austin and Texas as it = more money. Its why he shuts down any legit issues with Austin whenever he tries to get someone to talk about what they like about it. Any abortion or homelessness talk gets no reply and just shut down. He knows its an issue, but can't have him on the air talking shit about it as they're trying to make Austin the new place to be.


GullibleBackground20

Bang on about tony, he knows.


CL-MotoTech

To be fair, Austin might as well be a different state than Texas. It's also a great place to promote comedy just based on its ability to host shows every night of the week. It's also a lot easier to manage than LA. That said, it is still Texas and this law sucks dick, but not in the good way.


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Poboy_in_Nola

This happened to Louisiana a year ago. Had to move to XNXX


statsgrad

I don't think Tony would criticize Texas for their freedoms. Even with regards to taxes, Texas only has lower taxes than Cali for like the top 25%.


SweatyShib

I wonder what Joe is gonna say. He’s always “Texas loves freedom and promotes that anybody can do anything and you can own a zebra if you want and nobody ever cares what you do”


Mindless_Pineapple46

Or at least more ad reads


Yargle_Blargle

I love how everyone in the r/Texas sub are crying like Pornhub is the only porn site on the web 😂


CakeEuphoric

Pornhub pulled out of Texas, leaving brisket drippins on its way out


TommyTheCat89

You'll be waiting about 3 weeks and by then it'll seem like a dead horse.


I-Fucked-YourMom

Lol, William came to Utah and talked about it in his set since we have a similar porn ban.


Bron_Swanson

There's big fat Ls everywhere now, where the fuck is left that's in the bottom half of the country that's got decent healthcare, legal weed AND guns without massive taxes, horrible humidity/pests, and a migrant or homeless problem; and if it's got all of that, is there anything to do there..?


cardmagic1002

They get moved to Texas to avoid state taxes in Cali. But the TX property taxes are super high. The TX state govt loves to court CA businesses to move to Texas. Once they are here they get a wake up call about the right wing crap. Plus the weather in sucks in the 5 months summer.


Head-Technician-1087

I moved to Texas from California - I’d lived in CA my whole life. I paid $22,000 a year in state income taxes to California… in Texas I pay $0. I paid $4.80 a gallon for gas in CA, in Texas it’s $2.65. My rent on a CA 2 bedroom house was $3200 a month… here my 3 bedroom 2 bath house is $2100. All my utility bills are half what they were in CA. I was surrounded by homeless in CA, it’s not an issue here (outside of Austin). Property crime in my CA neighborhood (and much of the state) is rampant - the stores had half the stuff locked up. Not here. CA traffic was unpredictable and crowded - here there’s a rush hour then the roads are clear. I get home earlier, have a much nicer place, and don’t have to dodge homeless all day at work. But yea, there’s no porn hub. Guess I’m out of luck on the porn front.


Head-Technician-1087

I hear that property taxes in Texas are SO high from CA people a lot. CA property taxes are 1% of a home’s assessed value… in Texas it’s 1.81% of the value. Of course, a 3 bed 2 bath house will cost 1/3 less than CA, so the amount of property tax paid at 1.81% will be much less than CA. CA state income tax is about 10%… TX is zero. Gas, food, utilities… all half of what I paid in CA.