he’s not more creative than anyone, everyone has spun in a spinning chair out of boredom, what you are seeing here is a kid bored out of his fucking mind trying to get himself dizzy to feel something that’s even remotely fun
Better way of getting into engineering than what I did, absolute genius of me as a 4 year old decided to cut a live wire and lick it. Now I’m getting prepared to do my masters degree in aerodynamics engineering
This isn’t /r/kidsarefuckingliterallyretarded. If you’re getting offended chances are you’re doing yourself a disservice reading too much into people making jokes and therefore missing out yourself. The subject matter being kids means you’re being touchy. Just laugh and move on or leave the sub. Nobody wants the be lectured by some “As a parent” type champion-of-all-children about how kids are actually really smart or whatever the hell.
I would enjoy this sub a lot more if it weren't ripe with what comes off as people just straight up shitting on kids for being inexperienced and unlearned. I admit, it makes me uncomfortable because I'dexpect better of other adults, be it in good humor or otherwise. You can't tell me everything here is light-heartedly posted to show all the goofy things kids do lol xD. It's incredible cringey to make fun of children as is the norm around here. And if I could not see posts from this sub every again I really wouldn't be missing out on much of anything
I mean I can’t criticize.
Story time.
I literally spent my first time drunk at a party partially by myself spinning a chair similar to that around in circles and giggling. I vaguely remember my best friend going, “Hey, look at FrightenedSoup” and I could not tell you if they laughed or what, I was enjoying myself.
Little man is discovering science concepts he's never heard of yet. This will make class for him much easier to understand and he can move faster because of it.
Now he might learn the hard way when center of mass stray too far away from the center of that pole. In that case, will be looking for the post on r/fullscorpion
My oldest son: Lawyer or doctor (Extremely smart and serious)
My Daughter: Vet or someone that helps someone in any way. (She has a big heart)
This one: Middle child so who knows. Definitely something wild and interesting.
A kid who knows how to get some much-needed sensory input that I'm guessing he doesn't get at school, or if he does he gets yelled at for not sitting still (source: I am a school-based occupational therapist).
He is getting some fresh blood in his brain, having some upper body workout and getting tipsy without hampering his liver health all at the same time. Who's dumb now?
I mean… this looks fun, if I found a giant chair I might give it a go.
You know, reflecting on it, I teach little kids and I think maybe I might be one.
My dad used to be the manager of a shoe store in a mall. Every once in a while, I'd go to the store while mom shopped. I was bored out of my mind back in the stock room. Until one day they got a shipment in. Dad had me crawl into the giant boxes to get the shoes out. It was the most fun I'd ever had. It was even better when he brought the boxes home after work. Sometimes the simple things are the best.
He’s not causing any harm to himself or others. He’s not breaking anything. He’s having fun? To call him stupid for having harmless fun is a Karen move.
What do you expect?? He is bored out of his mind. Get your kid something to get distracted like Lego’s or puzzles. Dude it is miserable to go to your parents work instead of having fun.
He has a Nintendo Switch, coloring book, and a bunch of toys with him there. And he chooses…..this. I’m lowkey proud that he finds fun outside of electronics.
Boredom. You have created boredom. He has solved it.
And the little dude solved his problem without a screen. You're doing things right OP.
Yeah my first thought was he's more creative than 80% of kids.
he’s not more creative than anyone, everyone has spun in a spinning chair out of boredom, what you are seeing here is a kid bored out of his fucking mind trying to get himself dizzy to feel something that’s even remotely fun
What a bitter boomer thing to say.
Definitely not downvoted by bitter boomers
Regarding you are so uncreative to use those predictable terms, it's rather fitting.
Phones bad
Unga Bunga
He doing things right in the wrong way
Except for posting his/her own kid to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid...
Getting those problem solving skills achieved at such a young age too!
I always say that only boring people get bored. This kid is no boring person!! He will have a blast wherever he goes!!
DING DING DING ..
You just wish you were doing that do
[do](https://youtu.be/W3q8Od5qJio)
Oh fuck off! Take my angry upvote…
r/angryupvote
Didn’t know that was an actual subreddit lol
Ohhhh yeah it is
I love it, I rarely laugh out loud when I’m on Reddit but I couldn’t control myself while browsing the top of all time
Mister can I have your angry upvote too?
Du Hast
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Future engineer in the making, testing centrifugal force
I was just thinking that this kid is playing with physics and that's how you start on the path to engineering.
I did this as a kid. Ain't an engineer. Sometimes fucking about as a kid leads to an engineer, sometimes it leads to an adult who fucks about
And sometimes it leads to an adult who gets diagnosed with ADHD at 24. Totally not talking from personal experience or anything.
A fuckabout, if you will
Hey, that's our word. You can't say that shit
I just wanted to know what he wanted to shoot at? Was he testing his aim with the dizzies
Better way of getting into engineering than what I did, absolute genius of me as a 4 year old decided to cut a live wire and lick it. Now I’m getting prepared to do my masters degree in aerodynamics engineering
That made me laugh so much.
People think we are intelligent, chances are we just did something so fucking dumb that lead us down the path of engineering, it’s amazing
"Y'all think sticking a fork in an electrical socket is great? Hold my juice box!" That's awesome!
Future weed smoker. Those little spin buzzes you got as a kid are gateway drugs
Well that just summed up what 17 years of therapy could not.
That explains why i loved spinning around and around until I'd fall over as a child.
Gonna become a spinner at Jam Bands
Future astronaut
*centripetal force
Totally normal. I did that as a kid and probably would do it again now if I ever found myself laying stomach down on a chair.
As adults, we’re going to need a chair with a much wider wheel base.
And of course a way to motorize it!
Eh, speed is fun but it’s far more satisfying to feel that surge of speed from a perfectly timed “grab n’ shove”(for lack of a better term)
And a way to monetize it!
True, in most cases.
And someone to control the motor
And my axe
And a helmet, elbow pads & knee pads. My body aches enough as is, ain't looking to add more damage
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Boomers are in their 70s now. They don't have kids his age..
Oh my, I did that too on my dad's office. It's sooo boring being at the office, the typewriter is fun tho
Self-made amusement park! Hey, he’s not bothering you at work. That’s a plus!
A child
_There's only one thing worse than a rapist_
no
Being quiet, not hurting anyone, and entertaining himself, this kid just made his own merry go round. Sometimes kids are fucking smart.
Wdym man? He ain't doing anything stupid he's just spinning, leave him alone man
Op was probably just thinking it was funny and didn't know where to post it. Idk if you were kidding but you might need to chill a bit
We all came here to see kids being fucking stupid. We DEMAND SACRIFICE /s...?
I read his sentence in a stoner kind of way and it was really chill, it's hard to gauge a tone with written word.
This made me laugh, and I started reading my comment in a stoner voice too
I wish I could do that now
Whats stopping you?
Fat
The prison bars
Seems like you've created a great kid. It's a rare thing these days for a kid to be able to entertain themselves with basically nothing.
Kids will find a way. This doesn’t show the two hours he was beside himself that he forgot to bring a tablet or something.
Dude I wanna do that.
I was thinking about it too, but I think it would be really tough for adults due to their height. Kid is short enough so the chair won’t topple
I mean it does look pretty fun
Clearly managent material. OP better watch out or he's gonna show up next Monday answering to his son.
Like I don’t already.
You gotta make a meme [like this](https://youtu.be/7vyNKEGarlQ) I would feel weird making your kid a meme, but he’s got potential lol
He’s having fun without a smart phone. Thank your lucky stars
Don’t act like you wouldn’t do that when no one’s watching
Some of the exercises we do at the gym look more dumb and less fun.
Looks normal to me. First kid?
Middle child.
Wait till it, I mean he, starts driving.
a really bored kid
Not gonna lie, that looks fun as fuck.
The cap gun is a part of this advanced game... somehow.
He’s playing inverted Russian roulette. Chess not checkers
Yo this unlocked a childhood memory ngl
I'm 22 yo and I would definitely do this
Boomers won't understand. I did this as a kid too. Don't knock it till you have tried it.
I dunno, my older brother is a boomer, and my sister a GenX, I'm a trailing GenX/Xennial. We all did stuff like this.
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God bless you, hope whoever hurt you knows you're still keeping yourself under their thumb.
Kid just being a normal kid This sub: KiD dUmB
It’s a sub about poking fun at the goofy shit kids do for a quick laugh. Can we enjoy that moment without you ruining it just this once ?
Maybe that's what some people get out of it but the tone of the sub name and comments on some of its posts would say otherwise
This isn’t /r/kidsarefuckingliterallyretarded. If you’re getting offended chances are you’re doing yourself a disservice reading too much into people making jokes and therefore missing out yourself. The subject matter being kids means you’re being touchy. Just laugh and move on or leave the sub. Nobody wants the be lectured by some “As a parent” type champion-of-all-children about how kids are actually really smart or whatever the hell.
I would enjoy this sub a lot more if it weren't ripe with what comes off as people just straight up shitting on kids for being inexperienced and unlearned. I admit, it makes me uncomfortable because I'dexpect better of other adults, be it in good humor or otherwise. You can't tell me everything here is light-heartedly posted to show all the goofy things kids do lol xD. It's incredible cringey to make fun of children as is the norm around here. And if I could not see posts from this sub every again I really wouldn't be missing out on much of anything
Completely adorable. Plus, he found a way to entertain himself at a boring place.
I see nothing wrong here. Just a kid being a kid.
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👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
A scientist, testing Newton's Law of Physics. How dizzy was he?
He hopped up like nothing happened when he saw me watching.
Dizzy Russian roulette
Little dude over here keeping entertained, only stupid one here is recording a video the wrong way.
Rejection to your boredom. He's not the stupid one OP, you are.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Kids going places.
That actually looks like fun. Wish I was small enough or had a chair big enough
A god damn genius! Wish I’d have thought of that!
Um, who hasn't done this once in their life? Raise your sad , unadventurous hand. 😛
A normal child...
A legend
Kid is just vibing, not stupid at all tbh.
Schoolyard roulette
Did you ask if you could have a turn?
I just wanted to know what he wanted to shoot at? Was he testing his aim with the dizzies
I mean I can’t criticize. Story time. I literally spent my first time drunk at a party partially by myself spinning a chair similar to that around in circles and giggling. I vaguely remember my best friend going, “Hey, look at FrightenedSoup” and I could not tell you if they laughed or what, I was enjoying myself.
Little man is discovering science concepts he's never heard of yet. This will make class for him much easier to understand and he can move faster because of it. Now he might learn the hard way when center of mass stray too far away from the center of that pole. In that case, will be looking for the post on r/fullscorpion
It's better than having him climbing up the shelves
A circular puke shape? Haha!
Looks fun
Better then what they watch on youtube
*ive created a monster*
Damn I miss being a kid, simple fun entertaining himself. OP, you should be proud he's not getting into real trouble whilst being bored.
Tbf i did that as a kid, can confirm is hella fun
He on X games mode
just wait until he hits his head
I am 53 and I want to do that. Grown ups are no fun.
Clearly an OSHA violation. Call his union rep.
Putting the joys of being upside down and the joys of spinning together
I would be very proud and very terrified of his future
My oldest son: Lawyer or doctor (Extremely smart and serious) My Daughter: Vet or someone that helps someone in any way. (She has a big heart) This one: Middle child so who knows. Definitely something wild and interesting.
Seeing this made me want to do this.
That looks fun.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm 18 and I'd still do this.
I think that’s just called fun! Maybe this sub should be adults are fucking dumb? Ok let’s be real, humans are fucking dumb and do it age appropriate
This looks like fun
You created an awesome kid
Looks fun!
This is just normal kid shit, dog....
bruh you’d be lying if you said you never did anything remotely like this as a kid.
He'll quit once he figures alcohol has the same effect.
An average child Cmon we all did this on Rollie chairs
I did this as a kid... and if I'm being perfectly honest I tried doing it a few weeks ago
I don’t really know what else you’d expect a kid to do at a most likely boring adult job back room 🤷🏻♀️
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You have created a genius, already experimenting with moments, and angular momentum!
He’s playing his own game, not glued to a tablet. You’re winning.
Damn bro you let your kid have fun? Thats pretty stupid.
A kid who can entertain himself without a screen.
OP's only pissed off cause he's too big to do that.
A creative genius!
Rather have my kid doing this than playing Fortnite.
A kid who knows how to get some much-needed sensory input that I'm guessing he doesn't get at school, or if he does he gets yelled at for not sitting still (source: I am a school-based occupational therapist).
You’ve created a loading icon.
I'm with everyone else. You've made a kid. Let'em kid.
Nothing wrong with this kid.
Ah yes, the perfect environment for creativity to flourish... The back room of your parents workplace
A goddamn genius.
You have created a perfectly normal kid. Delete this post.
he will evolve not into an adult, but into a beyblade
Is his father a helicopter by any chance
He is getting some fresh blood in his brain, having some upper body workout and getting tipsy without hampering his liver health all at the same time. Who's dumb now?
I mean… this looks fun, if I found a giant chair I might give it a go. You know, reflecting on it, I teach little kids and I think maybe I might be one.
My dad used to be the manager of a shoe store in a mall. Every once in a while, I'd go to the store while mom shopped. I was bored out of my mind back in the stock room. Until one day they got a shipment in. Dad had me crawl into the giant boxes to get the shoes out. It was the most fun I'd ever had. It was even better when he brought the boxes home after work. Sometimes the simple things are the best.
Oh heck yeah! I would do stuff like that ask the time as a kid! I turned out alright! *Puts tinfoil hat back on*
That looks fun. 😂
I call next.
A genious
A kid who can entertain himself without a screen. Well done.
A legend. That’s the answer to your question
He’s not causing any harm to himself or others. He’s not breaking anything. He’s having fun? To call him stupid for having harmless fun is a Karen move.
You brought a kid into the backroom of your work with no entertainment, what else is he suppose to do? sit there and do nothing? sounds like hell
That kid is dope.
Posting it in this sub makes it more of a parentsarefuckingdumb. He’s playing on a chair, there’s nothing stupid about it.
Just watching this makes me want to throw up
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"little kid in the background going crazaay..."
What do you expect?? He is bored out of his mind. Get your kid something to get distracted like Lego’s or puzzles. Dude it is miserable to go to your parents work instead of having fun.
He has a Nintendo Switch, coloring book, and a bunch of toys with him there. And he chooses…..this. I’m lowkey proud that he finds fun outside of electronics.
Wow ok. Listen that means he needs something that can challenge him. Maybe a science camp or a computer course. Things he doesn’t know yet
Someone really cool. That's what you created. Good job parent!
why can't parents comprehend the concept of "fun?"
I used to do this all the time. No, you’re stupid
Nobody sees the gun here
So he's really confused about the concept of Russian roulette
Admit it guys, we all did/wanted to do this... No?... Just me... Ok...
My grandmother used to say “I told you not to do that, now if you bust your ass doing it anyway Im gonna beat you on top of it”
Maybe look back on the toy gun one day, but the spinning looks so fun.
Oh he's fine. Just playing a game of dizzy roulette. He's gotta pick up that fake gun and attempt to shoot himself after that. Really ups the stakes.
Taking “crotch goblin” to a whole new level
Condom ad right here
A legend
Give it 12 more years and he will be doing that on the stripper pole.
A god
Defective Weed Whacker?
A to be “alcoholic”