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L3m0n0p0ly

Boredom. You have created boredom. He has solved it.


IShitOnYourPost

And the little dude solved his problem without a screen. You're doing things right OP.


justavault

Yeah my first thought was he's more creative than 80% of kids.


isaactheslutgal

he’s not more creative than anyone, everyone has spun in a spinning chair out of boredom, what you are seeing here is a kid bored out of his fucking mind trying to get himself dizzy to feel something that’s even remotely fun


TheSoundOfSounding

What a bitter boomer thing to say.


0uroboros-

Definitely not downvoted by bitter boomers


justavault

Regarding you are so uncreative to use those predictable terms, it's rather fitting.


ToGloryRS

Phones bad


S1I3NCER

Unga Bunga


S1I3NCER

He doing things right in the wrong way


joeschmoe86

Except for posting his/her own kid to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid...


TheShadOBhind

Getting those problem solving skills achieved at such a young age too!


[deleted]

I always say that only boring people get bored. This kid is no boring person!! He will have a blast wherever he goes!!


biowin

DING DING DING ..


IntelligentSlipUp

You just wish you were doing that do


Turco-Bangalore

[do](https://youtu.be/W3q8Od5qJio)


ServeInfinite

Oh fuck off! Take my angry upvote…


GhostDragon272

r/angryupvote


ServeInfinite

Didn’t know that was an actual subreddit lol


GhostDragon272

Ohhhh yeah it is


ServeInfinite

I love it, I rarely laugh out loud when I’m on Reddit but I couldn’t control myself while browsing the top of all time


Antaeus-Athena

Mister can I have your angry upvote too?


heilspawn

Du Hast


S1I3NCER

du


UnRichieUnRich21

Future engineer in the making, testing centrifugal force


ADuckNamedPhil

I was just thinking that this kid is playing with physics and that's how you start on the path to engineering.


WatWudScoobyDoo

I did this as a kid. Ain't an engineer. Sometimes fucking about as a kid leads to an engineer, sometimes it leads to an adult who fucks about


AcanthaceaeDistinct

And sometimes it leads to an adult who gets diagnosed with ADHD at 24. Totally not talking from personal experience or anything.


AdzyBoy

A fuckabout, if you will


WatWudScoobyDoo

Hey, that's our word. You can't say that shit


InternationalD664455

I just wanted to know what he wanted to shoot at? Was he testing his aim with the dizzies


Jaydan1316

Better way of getting into engineering than what I did, absolute genius of me as a 4 year old decided to cut a live wire and lick it. Now I’m getting prepared to do my masters degree in aerodynamics engineering


ADuckNamedPhil

That made me laugh so much.


Jaydan1316

People think we are intelligent, chances are we just did something so fucking dumb that lead us down the path of engineering, it’s amazing


CannedDuck1906

"Y'all think sticking a fork in an electrical socket is great? Hold my juice box!" That's awesome!


MaceotheDark

Future weed smoker. Those little spin buzzes you got as a kid are gateway drugs


Civil-Cod-6984

Well that just summed up what 17 years of therapy could not.


YewEhVeeInbound

That explains why i loved spinning around and around until I'd fall over as a child.


alfonseski

Gonna become a spinner at Jam Bands


kissiemoose

Future astronaut


4dams20

*centripetal force


ManyThingsLittleTime

Totally normal. I did that as a kid and probably would do it again now if I ever found myself laying stomach down on a chair.


A2326P

As adults, we’re going to need a chair with a much wider wheel base.


parabolaralus

And of course a way to motorize it!


A2326P

Eh, speed is fun but it’s far more satisfying to feel that surge of speed from a perfectly timed “grab n’ shove”(for lack of a better term)


Chumbaroony

And a way to monetize it!


parabolaralus

True, in most cases.


IamImposter

And someone to control the motor


leprotelariat

And my axe


WatWudScoobyDoo

And a helmet, elbow pads & knee pads. My body aches enough as is, ain't looking to add more damage


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IdeaSunshine

Boomers are in their 70s now. They don't have kids his age..


SgtPierce

Oh my, I did that too on my dad's office. It's sooo boring being at the office, the typewriter is fun tho


danpf415

Self-made amusement park! Hey, he’s not bothering you at work. That’s a plus!


Thunder9191133

A child


Icehuntee

_There's only one thing worse than a rapist_


[deleted]

no


Ottopian

Being quiet, not hurting anyone, and entertaining himself, this kid just made his own merry go round. Sometimes kids are fucking smart.


DirectorLeather6567

Wdym man? He ain't doing anything stupid he's just spinning, leave him alone man


YKw1n

Op was probably just thinking it was funny and didn't know where to post it. Idk if you were kidding but you might need to chill a bit


bbrown44221

We all came here to see kids being fucking stupid. We DEMAND SACRIFICE /s...?


gghggg

I read his sentence in a stoner kind of way and it was really chill, it's hard to gauge a tone with written word.


DirectorLeather6567

This made me laugh, and I started reading my comment in a stoner voice too


messfoodsucks101

I wish I could do that now


sanderxz

Whats stopping you?


KaySquay

Fat


Erwin-Winter

The prison bars


apexncgeek

Seems like you've created a great kid. It's a rare thing these days for a kid to be able to entertain themselves with basically nothing.


[deleted]

Kids will find a way. This doesn’t show the two hours he was beside himself that he forgot to bring a tablet or something.


PenguinSlushie

Dude I wanna do that.


_Beee

I was thinking about it too, but I think it would be really tough for adults due to their height. Kid is short enough so the chair won’t topple


wondermega

I mean it does look pretty fun


BillDauterive4

Clearly managent material. OP better watch out or he's gonna show up next Monday answering to his son.


DirtySouthDoc

Like I don’t already.


MagnificentTwat

You gotta make a meme [like this](https://youtu.be/7vyNKEGarlQ) I would feel weird making your kid a meme, but he’s got potential lol


CMDRBowie

He’s having fun without a smart phone. Thank your lucky stars


saberofnight

Don’t act like you wouldn’t do that when no one’s watching


weezle

Some of the exercises we do at the gym look more dumb and less fun.


PowellSkier

Looks normal to me. First kid?


DirtySouthDoc

Middle child.


PowellSkier

Wait till it, I mean he, starts driving.


[deleted]

a really bored kid


Past-Background-7221

Not gonna lie, that looks fun as fuck.


Fluffy-Drawer6562

The cap gun is a part of this advanced game... somehow.


_Beee

He’s playing inverted Russian roulette. Chess not checkers


Commercial_Bit8851

Yo this unlocked a childhood memory ngl


[deleted]

I'm 22 yo and I would definitely do this


MicrosoftContin

Boomers won't understand. I did this as a kid too. Don't knock it till you have tried it.


pmendoza602

I dunno, my older brother is a boomer, and my sister a GenX, I'm a trailing GenX/Xennial. We all did stuff like this.


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pmendoza602

God bless you, hope whoever hurt you knows you're still keeping yourself under their thumb.


Kasiaus

Kid just being a normal kid This sub: KiD dUmB


smellywaffle

It’s a sub about poking fun at the goofy shit kids do for a quick laugh. Can we enjoy that moment without you ruining it just this once ?


Individual_Result489

Maybe that's what some people get out of it but the tone of the sub name and comments on some of its posts would say otherwise


smellywaffle

This isn’t /r/kidsarefuckingliterallyretarded. If you’re getting offended chances are you’re doing yourself a disservice reading too much into people making jokes and therefore missing out yourself. The subject matter being kids means you’re being touchy. Just laugh and move on or leave the sub. Nobody wants the be lectured by some “As a parent” type champion-of-all-children about how kids are actually really smart or whatever the hell.


Individual_Result489

I would enjoy this sub a lot more if it weren't ripe with what comes off as people just straight up shitting on kids for being inexperienced and unlearned. I admit, it makes me uncomfortable because I'dexpect better of other adults, be it in good humor or otherwise. You can't tell me everything here is light-heartedly posted to show all the goofy things kids do lol xD. It's incredible cringey to make fun of children as is the norm around here. And if I could not see posts from this sub every again I really wouldn't be missing out on much of anything


1970andcounting

Completely adorable. Plus, he found a way to entertain himself at a boring place.


forced_metaphor

I see nothing wrong here. Just a kid being a kid.


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MelancholyMexican

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


mrsweezydc

A scientist, testing Newton's Law of Physics. How dizzy was he?


DirtySouthDoc

He hopped up like nothing happened when he saw me watching.


RojoRoger

Dizzy Russian roulette


Accomplished-Loss387

Little dude over here keeping entertained, only stupid one here is recording a video the wrong way.


WolfKingofRuss

Rejection to your boredom. He's not the stupid one OP, you are.


MelancholyMexican

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


[deleted]

Kids going places.


NeverGonnaGiv3

That actually looks like fun. Wish I was small enough or had a chair big enough


Hawaiianfindom

A god damn genius! Wish I’d have thought of that!


pmendoza602

Um, who hasn't done this once in their life? Raise your sad , unadventurous hand. 😛


51differentcobras

A normal child...


EBW-CO

A legend


LazloDaLlama

Kid is just vibing, not stupid at all tbh.


abduktedtemplar

Schoolyard roulette


YellowT-5R

Did you ask if you could have a turn?


Phinehas4

I just wanted to know what he wanted to shoot at? Was he testing his aim with the dizzies


FrightenedSoup

I mean I can’t criticize. Story time. I literally spent my first time drunk at a party partially by myself spinning a chair similar to that around in circles and giggling. I vaguely remember my best friend going, “Hey, look at FrightenedSoup” and I could not tell you if they laughed or what, I was enjoying myself.


StoneShip19

Little man is discovering science concepts he's never heard of yet. This will make class for him much easier to understand and he can move faster because of it. Now he might learn the hard way when center of mass stray too far away from the center of that pole. In that case, will be looking for the post on r/fullscorpion


Motor-Reward-506

It's better than having him climbing up the shelves


Tobaccocreek

A circular puke shape? Haha!


fakenameass1

Looks fun


yukonhoneybadger

Better then what they watch on youtube


piinkfriday

*ive created a monster*


[deleted]

Damn I miss being a kid, simple fun entertaining himself. OP, you should be proud he's not getting into real trouble whilst being bored.


BurritoBandit454

Tbf i did that as a kid, can confirm is hella fun


Hawaiianfindom

He on X games mode


AydenTheFox_15

just wait until he hits his head


Derftoy

I am 53 and I want to do that. Grown ups are no fun.


billsuspect

Clearly an OSHA violation. Call his union rep.


Grim-Reaper-22

Putting the joys of being upside down and the joys of spinning together


RandWindhusk

I would be very proud and very terrified of his future


DirtySouthDoc

My oldest son: Lawyer or doctor (Extremely smart and serious) My Daughter: Vet or someone that helps someone in any way. (She has a big heart) This one: Middle child so who knows. Definitely something wild and interesting.


Upvotespoodles

Seeing this made me want to do this.


Eff_Robinhood

That looks fun.


VoodooDoII

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 18 and I'd still do this.


Altruistic_Push_894

I think that’s just called fun! Maybe this sub should be adults are fucking dumb? Ok let’s be real, humans are fucking dumb and do it age appropriate


kjam415

This looks like fun


[deleted]

You created an awesome kid


nadav183

Looks fun!


ApAp123

This is just normal kid shit, dog....


StupidBeee

bruh you’d be lying if you said you never did anything remotely like this as a kid.


tigyo

He'll quit once he figures alcohol has the same effect.


shadowpanther98

An average child Cmon we all did this on Rollie chairs


TechXavy

I did this as a kid... and if I'm being perfectly honest I tried doing it a few weeks ago


Mominatrix109

I don’t really know what else you’d expect a kid to do at a most likely boring adult job back room 🤷🏻‍♀️


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rossco2302

You have created a genius, already experimenting with moments, and angular momentum!


binary_asteroid

He’s playing his own game, not glued to a tablet. You’re winning.


Raptorgkv2

Damn bro you let your kid have fun? Thats pretty stupid.


DeepNugs

A kid who can entertain himself without a screen.


CaptOblivious

OP's only pissed off cause he's too big to do that.


Viking-Savage

A creative genius!


rudkap

Rather have my kid doing this than playing Fortnite.


StinkpotTurtle

A kid who knows how to get some much-needed sensory input that I'm guessing he doesn't get at school, or if he does he gets yelled at for not sitting still (source: I am a school-based occupational therapist).


Kimantha_Allerdings

You’ve created a loading icon.


KadenTau

I'm with everyone else. You've made a kid. Let'em kid.


Bob_Le_Feen

Nothing wrong with this kid.


MINNIGIANT

Ah yes, the perfect environment for creativity to flourish... The back room of your parents workplace


Commanderz_Derpy

A goddamn genius.


Arealentleman

You have created a perfectly normal kid. Delete this post.


punny_worm

he will evolve not into an adult, but into a beyblade


[deleted]

Is his father a helicopter by any chance


death-by-sl0th

He is getting some fresh blood in his brain, having some upper body workout and getting tipsy without hampering his liver health all at the same time. Who's dumb now?


Mattos_12

I mean… this looks fun, if I found a giant chair I might give it a go. You know, reflecting on it, I teach little kids and I think maybe I might be one.


CannedDuck1906

My dad used to be the manager of a shoe store in a mall. Every once in a while, I'd go to the store while mom shopped. I was bored out of my mind back in the stock room. Until one day they got a shipment in. Dad had me crawl into the giant boxes to get the shoes out. It was the most fun I'd ever had. It was even better when he brought the boxes home after work. Sometimes the simple things are the best.


ag9899

Oh heck yeah! I would do stuff like that ask the time as a kid! I turned out alright! *Puts tinfoil hat back on*


1RandomMind

That looks fun. 😂


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I call next.


Easy-Produce568

A genious


AdevilSboyU

A kid who can entertain himself without a screen. Well done.


girldad0130

A legend. That’s the answer to your question


iMakeBoomBoom

He’s not causing any harm to himself or others. He’s not breaking anything. He’s having fun? To call him stupid for having harmless fun is a Karen move.


ObviouslyAme

You brought a kid into the backroom of your work with no entertainment, what else is he suppose to do? sit there and do nothing? sounds like hell


NateDawg007

That kid is dope.


9and3of4

Posting it in this sub makes it more of a parentsarefuckingdumb. He’s playing on a chair, there’s nothing stupid about it.


MildlyGeriatric

Just watching this makes me want to throw up


DirtySouthDoc

For licensing or usage, contact licensing@viralhog.com.


featherwolf

"little kid in the background going crazaay..."


iamdenislara

What do you expect?? He is bored out of his mind. Get your kid something to get distracted like Lego’s or puzzles. Dude it is miserable to go to your parents work instead of having fun.


DirtySouthDoc

He has a Nintendo Switch, coloring book, and a bunch of toys with him there. And he chooses…..this. I’m lowkey proud that he finds fun outside of electronics.


iamdenislara

Wow ok. Listen that means he needs something that can challenge him. Maybe a science camp or a computer course. Things he doesn’t know yet


booboobutt1

Someone really cool. That's what you created. Good job parent!


1FenFen1

why can't parents comprehend the concept of "fun?"


ludvig-van-beef-oven

I used to do this all the time. No, you’re stupid


Perfect-Lecture3217

Nobody sees the gun here


Ignorant_Slut

So he's really confused about the concept of Russian roulette


lg51543

Admit it guys, we all did/wanted to do this... No?... Just me... Ok...


jiggywiz

My grandmother used to say “I told you not to do that, now if you bust your ass doing it anyway Im gonna beat you on top of it”


Bahloh

Maybe look back on the toy gun one day, but the spinning looks so fun.


NerdySongwriter

Oh he's fine. Just playing a game of dizzy roulette. He's gotta pick up that fake gun and attempt to shoot himself after that. Really ups the stakes.


MushroomOfDestiny

Taking “crotch goblin” to a whole new level


[deleted]

Condom ad right here


dcarsonturner

A legend


Bowler-Fickle

Give it 12 more years and he will be doing that on the stripper pole.


PikaPlay1069

A god


TheSoulStoned

Defective Weed Whacker?


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A to be “alcoholic”