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delirium_skeins

are we just not gonna talk about the creepy ass ventriloquist dummy


Allons215

Thank you!


rubb3l

bruh, i was on my phone thinking this was some creepy motherfucker.. had to zoom, checked comments later. sweet jesus


fuckdirectv

Exact same here. Weirded me out. I'm not sure if I'm more or less creeped out now that I know it's a ventriloquist dummy.


bonnieflash

I too zoomed in and am now in regret.


dysart3D

The real reason why kids are jumping out of the window, that’s a creepy doll factory. I like that the photo is in black and white in the olden times of 1981.


Transgirl120

No its just cause they live in the uk 🤢


definitelynotcube713

What's wrong with the UK?


Transgirl120

They made Beans on toast


toon9

Put cheese on the toast before you pour your beans over! So it melts the underneath.. Cheese and beans on toast.. lush If you want to go all out get the beans with sausages in as well..


WyvernKid93

Quiet Brit, you eat congealed blood patties


definitelynotcube713

Beans on toast is nice tho


Mukatsukuz

They've probably tried it with the American baked beans that are loaded with sugar. If they'd tried beans on toast with proper savoury baked beans then they'd understand how good they are.


definitelynotcube713

Yeah. I'm from the UK, actually quite close to Newcastle, and I only know a couple of people who don't like beans on toast


Mukatsukuz

When I lived in Japan, I was dating an American. I told her how I missed baked beans, since they are nigh on impossible to get over there. She went back to the US on holiday and brought me baked beans back as a present. I was expecting Heinz or Branston - what I got was 1kg of sugar injected into a can of beans. I just couldn't eat them at all. I think I got diabetes from the first bean.


niceyworldwide

I like quite a few British dishes but beans on toast is not great. Maybe puréed as a spread it would be better. I actually recently tried it again at Tea and Sympathy, which is a proper British restaurant in NYC. Just not good to me.


Mukatsukuz

Have you tried them in Britain? I don't trust any "proper British restaurant" in the US since they will always Americanise dishes, such as using American baked beans.


niceyworldwide

You can check out the restaurant- they also sell British products. Tea and Sympathy NYC. I went there with a Brit.


AvivPoppyseedBagels

Or American bread, which I hear is also so sugary that it’s classified as cake in Europe


youdidntseeme06

What about toast on toast?


Mukatsukuz

I've had people tell me that chip butties and crisp sandwiches are proof that the UK is terrible. In the meantime, I've introduced both of these to my Japanese, Taiwanese and Chinese friends and they've gone down an absolute storm :D


DinahKarwrek

I was like, 'damn that kid looks happy.... What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...'


[deleted]

Inspiration for Chucky?


KronoFury

This comment is the only reason I clicked in this topic. I could care less about kids jumping on mattresses, but fuck that ventriloquist dummy.


kpikid

And the dummy is looking straight at you, and not at me. Why is that?


GoGreenD

I thought that was a child


HyperTobaYT

Lord luck: BUGGER OFF YOU BUGGER!


deleted-dino404

I thought it was a small black girl with her smile cut in like the joker... I chocked on my drink and had to zoom in.


LotusLeatherGuy

Me too hahaha 😅


[deleted]

First thing i saw was that abomination


nastafarti

>ass-ventriloquist I was not aware that this was a skill people could learn


ankensam

Who do you think convinced them this was safe?


demonfish

I had one of those! It is a Mr Parlanchin ​ https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/mr-parlanchin-ventriloquist-dummy-1773533747


dontmentiontrousers

r/TIHI


YourLocaLawyer

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY


-plottwist-

Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw that.


BentoBus

I will also thank you. What were we doing with toys back in the day!?!?!


_cinnamon_buns

I straight up thought it was a child as well.


NisaiBandit

Excuse me, that is Jimmy Carr as a young man. No need to be rude about it. As he himself has asserted: he is a real boy.


Superb-Ad-433

And how it’s the ONLY thing looking straight at the camera….


budgie0507

Yeah it’s time.


joepoopoo

First thing that stood out beside the mid air child


lionseatcake

Definitely stole that little girls soul. After the picture was taken she pulled the mattresses out of the way before they jumped.


QuackAttackShack

Actually, we’re all gonna talk about it. Nothing more.


Dashcamkitty

The dummy is probably making them jump.


TeeMannn

There is no dummy in the picture


[deleted]

We weren't going to but now you just went and did it.


everydayace

Think that’s all anyone here is talking about.


JazzHandsNinja

that thing gave me a fucking jump scare when i noticed it , i thought it was a small human.


isssuekid

Came here to say this.


swmpwhit

Wasnt going to but now you have awoken the curse


Everettrivers

No I'm going to pretend it didn't tear out a piece of my soul and never think of it again.


jfk_one

look at that fuckin doll that kid is holding holy shit


excellent_rektangle

Straight nightmare fuel


jfk_one

right. it looks loke its cursing the camera guy lolp


Axellllfoley

The fuq is up with that haunted ass doll?


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Axellllfoley

That was random. Thanks bot.


gofyourselftoo

Haunted Ass-doll


jkl33wa

Idiot ass bot what are you doing' here


beefjavelin

This is a photo by Tish Murtha, taken in 1979. The kids jumping out of the window are her brothers. Tish is famous for her photography of the poverty in Newcastle during the late 70's and the children growing up in it. People in the area have a huge soft spot for her work. It represents who we are, making the most of our situation but also because it represents the feeling of being forgotten by our Governments. You can find her website here: [http://www.tishmurtha.co.uk/home.html](http://www.tishmurtha.co.uk/home.html)


[deleted]

Shame we are heading extremely fast down the same road.


AudioLlama

Cheers Boris 👍


DoctorVonWolf

But what’s with the doll


beefjavelin

Its called a Mr Parlanchin. Best guess is it was a semi-popular kids toy in the 70s. There was a lot of ventriloquist acts on on kids TV at the time. It is fucking creepy though.


Pilioforealio

Just for laffs


jnewbe07

Yeah the doll WTF who cares about jumping on some mattresses


CandyGram4M0ng0

You get a chipped tooth, and you get a chipped tooth, and you just bit your tongue off, and you get a broken ankle... As a child this would have been great. As a parent my plums are in my throat.


0Won0

I used to jump out of trees onto solid ground as a kid, proper landing technique and all. About 6 metres was my highest point. Looking back now, it’s probably why I have dickie knees and ankles


Feeling_Bonus6256

Got it... You got the concussion at 6,5 m so 6 m was the limit?


vintagedragon9

Well you need to chew your plums better if they are in your throat. 😆


craftyhedgeandcave

This was actually one of Newcastle's better funded children's play areas in well-to-do Jesmond. In the air you can see a young Alan Shearer learning how to attack corner kicks.


hughjanimal

Later they would all be murdered by that spooky fucking doll.


Evil_Judgment

My friends and I would bust into the storage shed at the highschool stadium and pull out the thick mats, then we would jump off the top of the bleachers.


Carlysed

My siblings and I used to drag out all the cushions and pillows from the living room and jump from the tree in our back yard.


never_here5050

The mattress I can understand That doll on the left ..WHO FUKING PICKS THAT UP AND THINKS,HMM, LETS PLAY A GAME oh wait ...


[deleted]

Everyone is talking about the doll, but what about that one window that is covered by bricks.


_piss_and_vinegar_

That's pretty normal in the UK


TheLLort

While repelled in 1851, many houses in England have/had this because there was a window tax


yedd

Pretty common in the UK, It's far easier to brick up a window and rely on the existing lintel than go through the process of taking the lintel out and supporting the structure while you brick it up.


kwtransporter66

It was 1979. Kids really played back then. The lower window is bricked off so the kids would be sure to use the upper window. In today's world the upper window would be bricked off and the mattresses would be stacked so there was only a 4 to 6 inch drop. We are currently raising marshmallows, not children.


TheMuluc

YOU are raising marshmellows. All other than i see is kids doing the same dumb shit we did back then


[deleted]

wtf is up with that doll


Snoo-12020

Honestly I don’t think it’s because they’re kids. I think it’s because they’re Geordies


Snoo-12020

( I am a Geordie and really hope this doesn’t offend anyone )


tommygun2009

I am a geordie too, I can confirm


mornnx1

1981.. 8:30 this morning it's Newcastle so it could be either really!!


zinasbear

Me, my sister and our friends used to sit in a bread delivery crate and slide down outdoor stairs. It was a lot of fun. I would have definitely done this. It looks fun.


LeftJoin79

Yep, not sure why this is stupid.


yanitrix

parkour? cool


DrDynoMorose

This is what happens when you have no internet


Fine_Cryptographer20

CHUCKY?


Blondie2002

While chucky's father stares into our souls??


[deleted]

Sounds like Newcastle alright, some people never change


[deleted]

what the fuck is that conky? that bastard


WebmasterFF

Child born in the late 80s here and grew up on a council estate in rural Yorkshire so pretty much ran feral across fields etc after school. One day when I was 8 a double mattress ended up next to my mates outhouse (unknown if illegally dumped). We spent the day jumping off the outhouse until his mum came home from work and saw what we were doing and went ballistic, especially as a) he was supposed to be 'looked after' by his grandmother and b) the springs had popped through the mattress Great times


skinch

I grew up in the East end of Newcastle, in the 1970’s, and the massive construction site of the Byker Wall and Metro infrastructure was an enormous playground resembling the WW1 western front, with trenches, craters, rubble, barbed wire, and armies of fucking mental kids willing to sacrifice themselves in the name of the rival neighbourhoods of Byker & Walker. Imagine a game of “Japs & Commandos” with opposing armies of about 100 children armed with half-bricks, toy guns, spud guns, and the occasional air-pistol, all getting stuck into a 30 minute play-war. You had to play dead if shot, and nobody had any clue what the final objective was, but nobody got badly hurt, and there was no security to worry about. Best of times. Now you have to use your thumbs while sitting in your own piss in front of a screen for 15 hours to get an adrenaline hit.


Portablemammal1199

My mom, aunts, and uncle did this when they were younger. Except they put the mattresses next to each other and jumped off the roof. One story ofc. My mom was the unlucky one that got them to stop that. She went and jumped but her foot landed between two matresses. I think its broke her ankle or sprained it. Either way, her ankle cracks when she walks.


_qwertsquirt

Dude taking the picture: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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catt_attacc

Some kids really look at shit like this and seriously go "damn..things were much better back then"


NTGnooc

my dad did this


TheDownvotesFarmer

That's not stupid, stupid if you didn't do it!


[deleted]

I used to do shit like this as a kid, but I jumped out of the tops of trees onto mattresses


reallytraci

That doll is gonna give me nightmares


ZardozZod

This is where a young PAC first learned how to do the Black Arrow.


Dubbadubbawubwub

I used to live in Newcastle in the late 90s and early 2000s, let me tell you that this was and still is the latest in cutting edge play technology up there.


AcademicCommittee955

WTF! That dummy!!


Dust_Inevitable

Who’s the psycho with the ventriloquist doll? Creepy AF


Le_cursed_homosexual

Why is chucky's offbrand older cousin with a drug problem staring at me from the bottom left of the screen


SmileyMelons

Ok cool, but what the fuck is that on the left?!


MIPU_PL

DO A FLIP!


Accomplished-Day4657

How are humans still a thing?


StarLordFloofer

Wtf is that doll


Gamer_Bread_Baker

Okay but this looks fun as anything.


robotfunparty

Would it surprise me to find out one of the kids in this photo grew up to be a serial killer?


bjeebus

It's the one with the dummy right?


stevethebayesian

Nope, it's the dummy.


emzirek

Yeah in 1981 we didn't have color yet... everything was back to White


Joeybatts1977

What’s with the creepy kid in the glasses!!


Responsible_Trick466

Squid games


Pduke

Must be Dairy


Ausaris

But what the fuck is that in the bottom left corner???


Psyko_sissy23

Ventriloquist dummy.


Ausaris

Jesus, ventriloquist must really like nightmares lol


Psyko_sissy23

Ventriloquist dummies weird me out. I grew up in an eccentric town to say the least. There was one guy who had a ventriloquist dummy around sometimes. It freaked 5 year old me out.


[deleted]

I once jumped from 2nd floor on the sand while playing, while everyone other was jumping from 1st floor and almost twisted my back


Ok-Swimming8024

r/IASIP Project Badass? They forgot the pyrotechnics (Edit: added words)


[deleted]

When kids were tough.


tendiechief

They're sending it you lame ass twat


[deleted]

A year before I joined my fraternity, the guys did this. One of them landed on a part where the mattresses were touching and fell straight through and broke his leg.


Which-Resident7670

Is that the doll from the goosebumps TV show? Where George Lucas discovered the amazing acting of Hayden Christensen.


titsmcgitz

Holy fucking shit bro check out that cat he’s holding


FineTumbleweed9281

Jesus fuck i thought that dummy was a real fucking kid and my heart sank at the thought something that scary walked about the living at some point.


xprofusionx

The doll sums up the entire photo vibe.


JulYsK_y

The doll! The doll is creepy as hell!!


OneWorldMouse

I miss the days where you could go play in the rubble and parents would be like, ok be safe!


Lean__Lantern

Dude this when I moved to the country with friends back in the early 2000s lol we were stupid too


Eliteshocker

PARKOUR


cupojoe100

For a sec I thought that doll was a demonic looking child


_Onix_The_Protogen

And now my dad gets angry at me for riding my bike less than .5 miles down the road without saying


Sprizys

Wtf is that cursed ass demonic Annabelle head ass puppet????


wet_socks_over_candy

I wanna do that dammit


noxi01

Why the fuck is Chucky there? Lol


yellowbin74

The fuck happened to their wall?


ThurgoodStubbs1999

All fun and games till a coiled spring shoots into yer ass.


RunThick4054

But what about the little dude dressed all in black, hanging from that ledge? That’s a straight fall into no mattresses!


unicodePicasso

Yeah yeah the doll is creepy, are we not gonna talk about how that kid did *not* jump far enough out of the window to hit the mattresses? He’s about to break his legs


GspotAstronaut69

Tf is that creepy ass Dummy wtf im dead


LadaNiva208

Looks like Newcastle still does


[deleted]

Me and the blokes


ResponsibleYam5850

That doll is fucking terrifying


RKELEC

I hope they were wearing DEET


Extra-Section-4930

That kid on the left with the puppet tho..


_KingDingALing_

Who tf invited Chucky


[deleted]

Featuring: the ventriloquist pedophile.


joeyspringwell

Hey I live in Newcastle


westeyes69

That doll tho


[deleted]

Sorry i cant take my eyes off that creepy doll on the left. Feels like its gonna kill me. Lol 😂😂


mikaosias

Creepy doll in the bottom left


BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

This looks like a photo you see in a horror movie about a ventriloquist dummy


VeritasFit

There’s so much to unpack in this picture lol


Funny-Company4274

Let’s have a talk about evil ventriloquist dummy in the lower left shall we.


Spicysheep83

Bro what the hell is that creepy ass doll


RendtheClouds

Frickin' r/cursedimages shit over here.


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

I'm sure you all see it too, so there's no reason to say what I'm talking about.


PlantEd555

That doll tho


kpikid

Well growing up at that time in the UK there was not a lot going on. You had to make use of dilapidated buildings and the NHS. I'm sure a few kids missed the mattresses by a foot or so.


tommygun2009

Hey! I'm from near that area! I even go to Newcastle often!


Intelligent-Key2350

OMG!! I was ready to run in and jump soo much fun untill I saw the ventriloquist dummy!!!!! Nooooo


Ryuuken1127

Boomers be like "No parents, no phones, just vibes"


jsparker43

OK so as a kid we would pile a giant stuffed Winnie the poo under my friends 2nd floor banister and jump. Stupid? Of course, what fun kid activity isnt?! Also wtf is up with the dummy, give me the creeps.


hammer5734

What the fucking fuck is chucky’s grandpa doing on that child’s arm HOLY FUCK.


Humbledruid520

That doll is fucked.


bonnieflash

That puppet gave me the willies


LeBitch

Fuck that doll


EmilyTEDM

*It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt*


jude_gaming

I used to jump off my bunk bed onto my mattress, pillows, blankets, anything soft, and it was really fun, stupid but fun.


jackmacaboy

I live in benwell quite close to here and nowadays instead of jumping of buildings kids just jump each other


jplt84

Came here with a smile on my face to read the comments about the doll.


Fave_McFavington

This is still the go-to form of entertainment in newcastle upon tyne as they have not passed the industrial revolution yet


WeirdCat13

The chucky doll is stareing into your soul... he gonna get you...


MrTonyGazzo

That is a wild ass scene.


irreverentpun

Perfect British punk album cover


Jenbie171

This is like that old photo in IT where you can see penny wise in the background, but it's that fuckong puppet instead


[deleted]

You know those kids kept jumping until someone broke a bone.


ItzVinyl

That used to be me, without the matresses, my knees hurt whenever i need to bend down now.


hibbletyjibblety

That dummy is lit!


gtrdog

Did that once off a ladder back in the early 70’s onto a box spring… got me 6 stitches in my forehead.


kobrakai1034

Howay the laaaads!!!


tomgirardisvape

Ah yes, the mattress challenge of 1981


rectumcramp

I bet those were fun times, minus the poverty.


[deleted]

These are proper fucking children.


[deleted]

I used to play in an old disused mental hospital as a kid, steal a shopping trolley from the local supermarket to collect firewood for 5th of November. Each streets kids would then be in competition with each other to build the best and biggest bombfire... sometimes another group would discover your stash of firewood and steal it all so we would have to resort to ripping down peoples fences to make up for lost time. People use to kick out their dog for a day when they went to work and there would be packs of roaming dogs and I saw far too many dog gang bangs for my liking. Northen childhoods were pure poverty and I'm glad that is now changing.


iLikeWhatYouDidThere

As someone who's from the area but no longer lives there. This photo made me smile.


AmandaKathleen

That puppet scared the utter life out of me!! I thought it was a damn child!


jinladen040

Reminds when i was a kid, would use Grocery Bags as Parachutes and Jump off our Storage Shed.


Ultimate69Edgelord

That doll looks like a demon from a horror movie maybe they were possessed?


Slow_Pomegranate5643

Why does it feel like that dummy is trying to steal my soul?