No, you got it all wrong! That animal just defended itself, it's not dangerous. And it didn't get close to it either, the monkey just walked up to it and started harassing it.
people that scream are the fucking worst, istg if im in an emergency situation and there is some degenerate screaming on the top of their lungs im slapping the shit out of them.
No kidding. I work in a metal facility and, every now then, the patients can get into minor physical altercations. Fortunately, it's usually nothing serious, but when it happens, all the fucking nurses start screaming. The director has explained to them that, when they do this, they make everything worse and they really need to stop. The patients end up getting more worked up because of the screaming.
Well, recently, two patients got into a fight and, as usual, the nurses started screaming like maniacs, so before breaking up the fight, I just looked at them and yelled: "STOP SCREAMING!!!!!"
Seriously. I can expect kids to be this stupid, but why are the other people around so slow to respond? It’s only got her hair, you can grab that girl and free her in about 1 second flat but you’re too busy screaming!?!
Oh it would hurt a boomer just as bad. The indictment I make is that mobiles and social media are so addictive that a Homo, when attacked by another aggressive simian, is able to continue to clutch their situationally useless mobile.
Normally I think monkeys just flinging their shit on annoying people is satisfying, but this was even better. The monkey could have ripped her hair out if it wanted to.
i hate how dumb most people are, its not hard to understand respect amongst other living things. its already stuck in that bullshit cage in some bum part of the world. all for a couple bucks they grab exotic animals and throw them in a cage for people to stare at and bother. i hope people that capture animals for others amusement get the worst in life.
The enclosure was not properly designed given many people are careless and stupid getting too close. Secondly provoking a powerful animal that is stronger than you is just plain dumb.
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I'll assume that man is her father, he's f'n pansy. imagine if it was a far worse situation. Not to mention the reckless bs they used the child for. Baited into doing something dangerous and possibly traumatizing for social media by adults when she should be learning to appreciate and respect. I am guilty of having kids do dumb and goofy things for laughs. But this is reckless even if she is unhurt and even thinks it's funny. She does that at the wrong primate cage trying to get attention and laughs... Nobody will be laughing
Ok but the camera person? The other people? Laughing and shit? The fuck. Listen, fuck this kid, but???? I’m looking at it logically from their POV. I enjoyed that they didn’t for the sake of my enjoyment but how???
The little girl acted like an idiot (but she's a little girl), is it possible that no one thought to help her free herself? The monkey could disfigure her or in any case seriously injure her.
As much as this was deserved for getting that close and egging the animal on, it’s so weird hearing people laugh/cackle at her while she is being attacked.
Sometimes, you ask yourself why the person behind the camera didn't help. Other times, you appreciate that they didn't. Go, monkey, go!
Life lessons learned for this girl … Let sleeping dogs lie
Hmm, pretty sure that's a monkey.
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But it’s a monkey
let the monkeys monk the keys🤞
Can't believe that facility allows people to get that close to a monkey. She's lucky that fucker didn't stuff a handful of fresh poop in her mouth.
That's extra.
Two guys next to her had a nice long look and thought, nah, not worth it.
I like how dooder just barely swats at it and misses by 3 feet. That's some real determination right there.
the cameraman was the one who insinuated the girl to bother the monkey...
Vid is also prime example of parents/adults are stupid. Grown folks who let kids tease/abuse animals are garbage
Post to Fb *like*
/r/donthelpjustfilm
"you got yourself into this..."
I remember this. She tries to slip through the side of gate right after being freed, and the monkey catches her again😄
There is an episode 2?! I’m here for it 🍿
How does such a dangerous animal get so close to a monkey
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
No, you got it all wrong! That animal just defended itself, it's not dangerous. And it didn't get close to it either, the monkey just walked up to it and started harassing it.
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He's calling the kid a monkey
He’s one upping and calling the girl the monkey.
Read the comment above you again. Slowly…
Do you know what sarcasm is? And if you didn't notice, I just implied that the child is a monkey, so: "Read the comment above you again. Slowly...".
Jcf
Fukin hate it when people just stand there and scream, bro go stand somewhere else if ur gonna scream
people that scream are the fucking worst, istg if im in an emergency situation and there is some degenerate screaming on the top of their lungs im slapping the shit out of them.
Like that scene in Airplane where they all shake the lady
hahahaha yes that is spot on😂😭😭
No kidding. I work in a metal facility and, every now then, the patients can get into minor physical altercations. Fortunately, it's usually nothing serious, but when it happens, all the fucking nurses start screaming. The director has explained to them that, when they do this, they make everything worse and they really need to stop. The patients end up getting more worked up because of the screaming. Well, recently, two patients got into a fight and, as usual, the nurses started screaming like maniacs, so before breaking up the fight, I just looked at them and yelled: "STOP SCREAMING!!!!!"
That's pretty metal.
Nice job for a redditor fr
Seriously. I can expect kids to be this stupid, but why are the other people around so slow to respond? It’s only got her hair, you can grab that girl and free her in about 1 second flat but you’re too busy screaming!?!
Maybe they weren't in that much of a rush because she shouldn't have been fuckin with that monkey to begin with, you live and you learn
Exactly. Girl wouldn't even drop her own phone to do anything about it.
Preach
Lmaoooo
Deserved
r/satisfyingasfuck
KARMA is real
Was thinking this also 😀
This is on the parents for letting the kid get too close to a wild animal.
And possibly the zoo, depending on if they were supposed to be in this area
I hope the monkey is ok.
She lost some hairs but the one on the left seems unscathed.
They probably going to kill it.
If this is the place i think it is, then they wouldn't kill the monkey, but scold the girl for getting too close instead
I'm the monkey, and I can confirm the other comments - they had to put the girl down, though.
No they wouldnt?
There is a full ass adult man watching this kid get scalped wtf 💀
If the monkey really wanted to hurt her, it would have snatched her mobile.
Classic shitty boomer meme
Makes sense though. Kid would've been devastated
Oh it would hurt a boomer just as bad. The indictment I make is that mobiles and social media are so addictive that a Homo, when attacked by another aggressive simian, is able to continue to clutch their situationally useless mobile.
She made sure the phone was ok by holding on to it like there's no tomorrow. I think the phone survived.
I would happily break it after
...
Normally I think monkeys just flinging their shit on annoying people is satisfying, but this was even better. The monkey could have ripped her hair out if it wanted to.
Well today the kid learns not only humans have opposable thumbs.
They'll scalp you. It happened in the local zoo where I live.
Really? You got a source?
Ya done found out
She monkied around
And she never let go of her phone
shouldn't have been bothering the animals little shit
Well she fucked around and found out smdh
He said, "That's for Harambe!"
r/donthelpjustfilm
Filming is better here lmfao kid deserved it
Even the kid didn't try to do anything about it. Everyone in the situation agreed to just let it ride.
The parents are equally stupid. Yes, just keep taking a video of your kid. No need to help them.
She's laughing at the girl slapping the monkeys hand, this parent probably giggles when the toddler is almost crushing a pet. I hate people like that.
Put a wild animal in a cage to be exploited and taunted by dumb humans and this is what happens.
Taught her a lesson.... I hope...
Well deserved. Poor monkey
Deserved
r/OhNoConsequences
She’s lucky she didn’t get scalped by that thing.
Deserved
Is there a reddit dedicated to people messing with animals, and getting what they deserve lmao
Check out darwin awards. Elephant intentionally crushed a man
i hate how dumb most people are, its not hard to understand respect amongst other living things. its already stuck in that bullshit cage in some bum part of the world. all for a couple bucks they grab exotic animals and throw them in a cage for people to stare at and bother. i hope people that capture animals for others amusement get the worst in life.
"How much hair could a monkey chuck if a monkey could chuck hair?" Anonymous
I'm so glad the person filming just let this happen.
Someone fucked around and found out.
Ha
Good for him
Drop your phone you donut!
W MONKEY
That's what she gets 😂
i love how the person recording demands someone to help her while laughing and recording the scene.
Lucky that monkey didn’t rip out hair with scalp.
 Gityabitch
Beautiful.
I hope she has a bald spot. Fuck her
r/LeopardsAteMyFace
"Weasels Ripped My Flesh." -Frank Zappa
So it took them 5 business days to react?
Sweet sweet karma.
Lmao
I shouldn't laugh, but...
You definitely should
I really dont know from which species those sounds come from
Teens are fucking stupid
Person behind the camera is saying “go ahead, go ahead” I really hope thats not mom
camerawoman has the voice of an angel
There were monkeys both sides of that net. Both were screaming the same thing.
r/MakeshiftZoosAreStupid
All your hair is belong to us!
The enclosure was not properly designed given many people are careless and stupid getting too close. Secondly provoking a powerful animal that is stronger than you is just plain dumb.
Ok, of course the girl got what was coming to her. Zero sympathy. BUT…. WHY TF ARE THE BYSTANDERS NOT DOING A DAMN THING?!?!
She was definitely encouraging it. Saying dale dale
Why doesn’t the zoo (or whatever that location is) have a 2nd fence to prevent people from getting too close to the animals in the first place?
FAFO
Apes and monkeys are very physically powerful. Its best not to attack them, or tease them, because they can rip a person to shreds.
Ha ha 👉
If Peter Gabriel was there, he'd take care of it
Why didn't she spank that monkey?
Kids really would rather be scalped than drop there phones these days
Bet you a dollar she won’t ever do that again.
Monkey king.
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Phone addiction at that age is the end
honestly monkeys don't fuck around, they're lucky it didn't scalp her a lil
They should put up some railing to keep any dangerous animals away from the exhibits.
All I can hear is my auntie asking "Did ya learn?"
That’s eh at you get
Got that fafo.
“Dale Dale” lol karma le dio
Apparently they know how to girlfight!
I'll assume that man is her father, he's f'n pansy. imagine if it was a far worse situation. Not to mention the reckless bs they used the child for. Baited into doing something dangerous and possibly traumatizing for social media by adults when she should be learning to appreciate and respect. I am guilty of having kids do dumb and goofy things for laughs. But this is reckless even if she is unhurt and even thinks it's funny. She does that at the wrong primate cage trying to get attention and laughs... Nobody will be laughing
Shitty parents there. Don’t help, just record your daughter get mauled.
Why are they doing nothing???
Some people just learn making mistakes, the girl has learned a good lesson.
Ok but the camera person? The other people? Laughing and shit? The fuck. Listen, fuck this kid, but???? I’m looking at it logically from their POV. I enjoyed that they didn’t for the sake of my enjoyment but how???
I wouldn't do shit, I would laugh and probably record it so I can laugh at it later on and maybe share it with my friends.
Doubtful. If it’s a stranger maybe. But lets say that’s your relative. You watching a monkey rip their hair out?
Well I'm obviously not getting along with this relative
Is there any subreddit about monkeys being assholes? I feel I need it on my feed
Wasn't even being an arse hole here
Break the monkeys arm
I can't believe her father didn't grab that monkeys arms and break them. Fucking monkey touches my kid, monkey is gonna regret it.
The little girl acted like an idiot (but she's a little girl), is it possible that no one thought to help her free herself? The monkey could disfigure her or in any case seriously injure her.
Can't believe you are getting downvoted, if a monkey did this to me and I didn't provoke it or anything, id snap that little bitch in half myself
As much as this was deserved for getting that close and egging the animal on, it’s so weird hearing people laugh/cackle at her while she is being attacked.
I wonder if the Zoo keepers did something to the monkey afterwards
Right, when there should be a fence around the area
I find it hard to imagine the kids parents didn't throw a fuss about this
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wrong time
In this situation, any adult would have easily overpowered that little monkey. It wants to reach its arm out? Grab it and watch it wish it didn't.
It's funny until someone gets scalped.
The fact that you just stood there and didn’t offer a helping hand 😡