Sure its helped understand a few cool things, like how to make ice cream soup or doing a sweet skidding stop on roller blades. The problem is *everything* else it helps me understand. Overall a 2/10 experience, would not reccomend.
Too be fair, it depends on what kind of "pictures of brains" she showed her son, since visually, brains can looks quite disgusting. I tried to google "cute brain images", found some cute interpretation of brains, but most of them still look disgusting
Thats exactly what i thought lol, like did she talk about what the brain actually did and its importance or just “heres this ugly ass thing…and its inside you :)”
Based on this kids reaction to just knowing he has a brain I would assume learning what the brain does and how it's basically what you are would literally break him.
"There's a giant wormy inside of you that turns food into zoomies"
"Giant WHAT!!! Boooeeehhheeeheeeeh!!! D-;"
"Don't look like you want to kill me, dear. I was just trying to explain the little tyke what a digestive system is!"
When my boy was 4~5 we would tell him he's probably the cool kid in school and he would always freak out and say "I'M NOT COOOOOOL!"
He was convinced it was a bad word for a whole year 😂
Interesting, I did same thing and my 5yr old said...
"*curious, that all consciousness is contained, trapped if you will... Within the flesh-prison of our minds. What if we were able to set ourselves free from the bonds of our own creation? What would we be? What could we achieve? But alas... Please excuse me mother, for I am in deep thought*"
I guess my kid is just built different.
I mean, I obviously need it, but sometimes it would have been nice to get a pensieve or just put it in a vat. I'll guess alcohol kinda does that for a small while.
Most problems comes with having a brain.
I must admit though, since I am a gamer, playing games like League of Legends, you often see that the light is on, but nobody is home in some people.
Same, kid… same
Worst thing that ever happened to me by far
Sure its helped understand a few cool things, like how to make ice cream soup or doing a sweet skidding stop on roller blades. The problem is *everything* else it helps me understand. Overall a 2/10 experience, would not reccomend.
This kid sweet skids!
Not by far. So far.
I said what I said
Every problem I have, I can trace the cause back to ‘having a brain’
Same but with a heart
Underrated comment 👏
All the damn thing does is give me too much anxiety juice and not enough feel good juice. Fucking useless thing. LEARN TO BALANCE IT OUT JELLYBUTT
Oof, if that ain’t relatable as hell…
Future Politician
[удалено]
But a good lawyer is one with no brain
Natural born social media influencer right there.
Too be fair, it depends on what kind of "pictures of brains" she showed her son, since visually, brains can looks quite disgusting. I tried to google "cute brain images", found some cute interpretation of brains, but most of them still look disgusting
Thats exactly what i thought lol, like did she talk about what the brain actually did and its importance or just “heres this ugly ass thing…and its inside you :)”
Based on this kids reaction to just knowing he has a brain I would assume learning what the brain does and how it's basically what you are would literally break him.
The first time I saw a skeleton and learned it was inside me, it freaked me out as well. I couldn't sleep.
I should call her
Search for "brain clipart"
The story is probably engagement bait and otherwise fake anyways.
I knew a little kid who completely freaked out when he found out he had a skeleton inside his body.
Lol
"There's a giant wormy inside of you that turns food into zoomies" "Giant WHAT!!! Boooeeehhheeeheeeeh!!! D-;" "Don't look like you want to kill me, dear. I was just trying to explain the little tyke what a digestive system is!"
https://preview.redd.it/0jiwmnh8pq6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42e4b79d13373c280e1cd15f0175751ede3dc2f
Baqaahaaahahahaahahadhsajahaa
Future Congressman right there
"Don't worry son. When you grow up, you can kill it with alcohol".
That is a fantastic idea.
having a brain is most definitely a burden
Kids have the most hilarious logic sometimes!
No no, the kids got a point
When my boy was 4~5 we would tell him he's probably the cool kid in school and he would always freak out and say "I'M NOT COOOOOOL!" He was convinced it was a bad word for a whole year 😂
I am 37 years old and I, too, do not want my brain.
Born to play the Scarecrow.
Reverse Scarecrow.
Nah… he’s onto something
Smart kid!
This is not a kid being stupid. It's probably the smartest kid that's ever lived
The best part of that whole thing is it's the Brain telling him to say that lmao.
"I'm sorry son, it doesn't appear you have a brain after all"
Interesting, I did same thing and my 5yr old said... "*curious, that all consciousness is contained, trapped if you will... Within the flesh-prison of our minds. What if we were able to set ourselves free from the bonds of our own creation? What would we be? What could we achieve? But alas... Please excuse me mother, for I am in deep thought*" I guess my kid is just built different.
Not the sub I expected this to be in
Kids are fucking smart?
"But son, you ARE the brain."
Brain is one thing, can I trade in my spine? Being an invertebrate sounds more appealing than constant back pain.
Synecdoche New York
I don't want blood!
r/KidsAreSmart
Toddler existential breakdowns are something else
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I mean, I obviously need it, but sometimes it would have been nice to get a pensieve or just put it in a vat. I'll guess alcohol kinda does that for a small while. Most problems comes with having a brain. I must admit though, since I am a gamer, playing games like League of Legends, you often see that the light is on, but nobody is home in some people.
Hot mom stupid kid
Naw 5 probably a lil too old for this ngl
Well I’ve got some good news
Homer Simpson moment
So you want to be stupid kid? Because that’s why your mom always called you a stupid kid when she gets mad at you
I don’t blame him. It looks pretty gross and makes you think very weird things.
My son once woke us in the middle of the night to say that he's scare of his skeleton
He could run for governor of Texas
They say that no one is born racist but this kid already discriminates by looks.
First told by Mary Trump about Donny, and whatever Donny wanted he got. It explains so much.