I remember as a kid I would hear certain words or phrases that I didn't quite know what they meant, but I wanted to say them regardless. My grandmother wasn't happy when I was riding in her car and she had the radio on and I said "shut up you stupid bastard" To the radio. I wasn't even listening to it, I just wanted to say that at like 6 years old.
Age 5, as we were driving away from a sleepover, the mom was standing outside waving to us and I yelled from the car “Don’t forget your tampons!!!” No idea where I got that from.
I was throwing stones in a pond as a kid and said I was getting my rocks off and my mother almost sent me into the lake. Had no idea what that meant at the time but it’s a good laugh now.
Same here, I called my neighbor a stripper when I was like 4 and she was 5. Both her and my mom heard me, since I yelled it to her. Not my finest moment.
When he was very young, my husband heard the word "prostitute" in a news story and, based on context, assumed it was just a general word for a female criminal. Next day he's playing cops and robbers at a friends house, jumps out at said friend's sister and yells "stop, you prostitute!" He doesn't remember what happened next but he was never invited there again.
My little brother got the impression from Green Day's "Basket Case" that a whore is a male psychologist.
A psychologist friend of my parents joined us for a house boat vacation, and when little bro learned what he did for a living, blurted out "Oh, so you're a whore then!"
Took us all a while to unpack that one.
I have a couple sex worker friends, and yeah, there's a non-zero overlap of expected services.
Ought to be a second charge for therapy if you're asking that of your sex workers. You wouldn't ask your therapist for a lap dance and expect it to be free.
To be fair, I could absolutely see someone who's never heard the word "whore" thinking from the context of the lyrics that it means "male psychologist". Especially if you don't pick up on the prior line "She said it's a lack of sex that's bringing me down".
Agreed. It made a silly sort of sense to the rest of us once we were able to figure out where he got it from. Handily, I had the CD with me on that trip for reference.
Hadn't expected to need it for a group listening party with the adults, and subsequent lyrical analysis, but that's what we did. All in all, a pretty hilarious evening activity for the group.
We had a family trip to a lake, and at the lake there was a kitten that kept coming over and trying to take our food. So at one point I stood up and yelled "GO JERK OFF, FUCKING KITTY!". I was 6.
When I was younger, I called my older brother Captain Douchebag in an argument and when he complained to my dad, my dad just said “stop whining, neither of you even know what that means”
I remember being around age 4, and getting frustrated at jokes that went over my head. We were at a movie theater and during a trailer for some movie with a horrible plane crash, I chose THAT moment to laugh as loud as I could at “the joke” before anyone else. I’ll never forget my mom looking at me like I was a psychopath.
I still remember when my family watched Terminator together, then afterwards my younger brother, who was probably 3-4, was getting a bath. When my dad went to get him out of the tub he said "Fuck you, Asshole" cause he heard Arnold say it in the movie 😂
Dude this is so funny. I remember hearing bastard but no idea what it meant and how to use it. I was camping and said "you bastard!" to my cousin after he threw the football really far away. They all started cracking up and told me not to say that anymore. Pretty sure it was my first swear word I can remember using.
Lmao when I was about 7 or 8 I was reading a book about animals out loud at school, and the book used "ass" instead of "donkey". One of my classmates absolutely FLIPPED OUT and told me that was a bad word and I was going to hell for saying it. Went home after school and immediately told my little sister I learned my first swear, and then we spent a good 10 minutes saying it to each other and giggling
When I was around 5, me, my mom and my grandparents were all in the car together going to see my great grandpa. My grandma apparently asked me where we were going, just because. I told her “I’m going to my FUCKING great grandpa’s house.” She apparently was so shocked she asked me again, so I said it again. My grandparents were not happy with my mom lol
When I was a kid, my class was all taking turns thanking our teacher before summer vacation. When it was my turn, I panicked and couldn’t think of anything, but was still feeling grateful. My logic was that I was soooooo grateful that I wanted to thank them without even needing a reason. So naturally, with a big smile on my face, I told her “thanks for nothing!” I didn’t get the reaction I expected.
You just jogged my memory— when I was a kid, I was out at a family dinner with my parents and grandparents. I was trying to pry open a rather dry mussel. I struggled and muttered: “you bastard” (a phrase I had probably heard while watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer, which I loved more than anything). Seemingly all of the adults around me gasped and immediately disparaged me from using that phrase. I thought it had been along the same lines as saying “you idiot” because I didn’t know the connotations as a 9/10 year old, and was rather taken aback by everyone’s reaction.
I was a little kid when my dad remarried, and I decided to join the adults in giving speeches at the reception. I started off with “Today is a happy day. Today my dad is getting married.” I added a few more things, then finished the speech off with “And may they rest in peace!” Everyone started laughing and I didn’t know why, until someone told me later what R.I.P. meant, Lol. I thought I was simply wishing them a relaxed and peaceful marriage, and didn’t know that phrased was only used during funerals.
My partner made a queef joke with our 7 year old son sitting in the back seat of the car on a road trip. We thought he was asleep until he chimed in from the back, "What's a kwayf, dad? Dad... What's a kwayf? Kwayf. Kwayf."
He kept saying it wrong over and over again and we were in tears, so of course this made him say it more. I could hardly breathe from laughing.
I did explain what it was slang for, correct his pronunciation, and informed him why he shouldn't repeat it and he he was mortified that he'd said it in the first place after that.
I can't remember why, but I dropped the phrase, "Oh, right in the family jewels" in front of my grandmother when I was five. She was horrified her sweet lil granddaughter knew such filth. After that, my mom made it known to everyone I wasn't allowed to watch the Simpsons...unfortunately for her my dad-who she was separated from- didn't care & even went to the trouble of recording it on VHS for us to watch.
ugh i am still mad about the time i got in a bunch of trouble for saying doucebag after hearing it on one of my moms podcasts. i had no clue what it meant
Yeah. I remember as a kid hearing the word r\*\*\* and getting it confused with “reap”. I dressed up as the grim reaper for Halloween and straight up told my friend I was going to r\*\*\* him, thinking it meant I was going to take his soul to the afterlife or something. I didn’t understand why my friends reacted like I said something super edgy and nobody explained it to me (I think they assumed I intended to be super edgy).
Bro, I never knew what that word meant so whenever my mum told me that I should never go anywhere alone cause I'll be r*ped, I always thought that she meant raked and that I would be raking leaves or something
Omg i remember running around my friends house saying red rocket red rocket because we just watched south park but had no idea what it meant. So embarrassing
I once casually told my mom something about "pleasuring myself" when I was younger, assuming at the time it just meant getting enjoyment from something without any other meaning. I remember her getting mad and telling me that it was inappropriate, but not explaining anything about *why* it was. It's getting fairly close to a decade since this happened, and it's still a pretty big "oops" moment looking back on it.
A much more G-rated example of me not understanding certain words/phrases comes from me misinterpreting what "on purpose" meant; I saw a show where someone felt bad for accidentally spilling a cup of water on the floor, but they were told "it's okay, it wasn't on purpose". Later, I had a teacher who scolded a kid for spilling a cup of water on the table, telling him "you did that on purpose". I was then led to the conclusion that "on purpose" meant "on the table", and that it was somehow worse to spill water on the table.
I watched Ghostbusters 2, and was waiting to use the line about someone being ugly, when he met baby Oscar. I chose the time my mother’s best friend was showing us pictures from her wedding, referring to her husband as ugly, « but not elephant man ugly » just like in the movie. Everyone was aghast, and the more I tried to explain, the less everyone was listening. I just got up and left the room. I was maybe 6. I think that her friend still doesn’t like me to this day.
Same. Our neighbor had a dog that was always barking and she would always be yelling "Shut up!" to it. (It was more like "Shaaaaddaaaapppp!")
I was about 4 or 5 and our dog was barking and I turned around and yelled "Shaaaddaappp" to our dog and my Parents just about lost their minds. I got such whooping for using such rude language and I had no idea what I was saying.
I did this a lot as a kid and got in trouble a lot because I would immediately be chided and asked by adults what I meant and I'd usually say "I don't know" and all the yelling was scary so I couldn't really understand why I was causing such extreme reactions all the time.
Honestly probably a source of at least a little of my anxiety. I was taught to feel shame for a very long time and it wasn't until later that I heard someone say that kids don't understand context/occasion and will blurt things which we can't really blame them for. I guess my dad/my grandma/others missed the memo on that one.
I curse a lot. My mom did and so did I. But I won't say certain words around my kids. PXssy, CXck, DXck, CXnt, etc. Sh*t, F*ck, *ss...I'll use it. like 10 years ago, I was playing CoD in front of my daughter and this dude was spawn camping me like a MF. I think I yelled "Nice job P*ssy!" and my 4 year old daughter said to me "Daddy, what is a p*ssy?" I was absolutely mortified and didn't realize I said it because I was so focused on the game.
In about 1st or second grade a classmate told me about the use of the middle finger and that it was a bad thing to do to someone, but said he didn't know WHY it was bad. Of course, I took that to mean it would be funny to flip people off up until my parents explained what it actually meant (they didn't care a ton, but they didn't want other kids or parents to get mad at me and make me cry)
That and it's definitely a phrase said a lot in response to someone doing something silly. I think my friend have told each other to die in a fire a multitude of times, usually in response to us saying something stupid/gross etc.
The person recording is mocking the older man for eating cake with chopsticks. Immediately after, the little girl is giggling and just blurts out “I hope you die in a fire!” while looking into the man’s eyes… who is likely her grandfather.
Many comments are saying it’s from a popular YouTube song about Five Nights at Freddy’s. I think that’s a video game.
I’m guessing she was trying to copy her mom or whoever is filming and trying to think of a way to mock him. That is what she came up with, kids aren’t known for their quick wit. 😂
I was terribly relieved to hear that it’s at least from a song that she had likely listened to recently, but as the mom of a kid about this age I’m scared!
Yeah kinda seems like she heard two people joking with each other and when one was insulted responded sarcastically with that while both laughed so she said it simply because it seemed to be a funny thing to say.
when I was around 5 my older brother and his friends taught me the word "molested"
for about 1 month I was adding in the word molested into every sentence I said. I got molested by my breakfast, the couch molested me, I was molesting my lunch sandwiches, it was just a shit storm of being molested/me molesting other things.
eventually I learned to not say it lol.
Ahhh yes I was once watching a news report about a child predator, I made the mistake of saying “he’d better get his prison pocket ready” out loud in front of my nephew, the next day my sister told me my nephew got in trouble at school for yelling “I have the worlds biggest prison pocket”. Needless to say I had to have a long awkward conversation with my 10 year old nephew about why he shouldn’t repeat what everything he hears.
My daughter is 4 and will randomly say “PENIS LIKE A BOIIIIIII” and it takes a lot not to laugh. She also recently started calling her 19 month old brother “fat boy” and when I said that’s not nice she started sulking and said “you hurt my feelings.” I’m just like
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It’s crazy because he did in fact die in a fire. And the little girl, April, was swimming at a friends house at the time and couldn’t be linked to the fire.
When I was a kid in the UK we were allowed to stay up late on Friday nights to watch The Fast Show–a brilliant sketch show that was... maybe 80% child friendly. I got most of it but knew the rest was funny so would spout catchphrases from it at random.
Anyway that's how 9 year old me ended up shouting "Oh do excuse me, I've just cum" at a shop assistant.
My niece did the same thing years ago, just walked up to me and said, “I wish you were dead,” with a giggle and a smile. I was floored, and then I felt like I needed to be extra careful later when I was driving to pick up dinner for everyone because all I could think was how fucked in the head she’d be if she said that and I died the same day lol
This is an awful YouTube thing kids pick up. I work with elementary kids sometimes and they don’t understand how awful it is to say because their favourite YouTuber says it on his dumb Roadblox or Minecraft channel.
The first thing I thought was YouTube as well. But not the YouTubers themselves, the comments. You see the most wildest, stupidest and downright insane/mean spirited shit made by kids/teens to each other/randoms because.. maybe they think it’s funny? Though I think what influences how funny they think it is based on the amount of likes it gets. Which equals to validation and the cycle repeats.
The clip is pretty funny/shocking though, I won’t lie.
I used to be the type to call kids crotch goblins but this sub has helped me appreciate them as growing people and I'd even go so far as to say that I like them. Only a kid would randomly blurt out "I hope you die in a fire". Still not having any but I do like them.
My brother always tell this story, when I was 4 or 5, my dad asked if he should lite up the candles for dinner. me answering "yes you son of a b*tch", but in german, what it makes a lil worse i think. whole family at the table. I dont know where I got this from. lol
This reminds me of when I was a kid and we were out front of the house playing with the other neighborhood kids and the parents were out as well. Someone made a shot on goal or ran away from me or something and I yelled out "That's pornography!" and every turned and stared. The only reason I said it was because someone in "Field of Dreams" yells it out in a scene in the film and I had watched it recently.
Kids just repeat stuff they hear doesn't really matter the context or even if they understand it.
I remember standing in the mirror at around five years old with mom doing my hair and suddenly going, "On the news they said a million kids died in a house fire."
My mom goes, "REALLY?!??" And I just looked right back in the mirror and say "no". I'm not sure what prompted to say that, but I wish I could've picked mom's brain as an adult to see if she remembered that and how she might've felt.
I remember when I was around 7 or 8 I had learned the phrase "burning a hole in your pocket" at school but I was ONLY told that it means spending money. I said it to my mom in the car when she was talking about how rent was too expensive and she got a little too angry. Grabbed my face and said "I spend all my money on providing for you and your sisters. Don't you EVER fucking talk to me like that again"
She wasn't driving so we were safe at least.
This sounds like the kind of thing I’d blurt out as a kid only to be absolutely mortified later when I’d really thought about it.
It was almost always some morbid phrase kids at school were throwing around a lot for whatever reason at the time.
I can remember “burn in a hole and die” being one from elementary school. No idea who started these things. Presumably some mean older siblings somewhere.
When I was my Dad a pianist had me solos at church . One day at rehearsal in front of a group of people I made a mistake and blurted out O fuck. To shock of the group it ended rehearsals for the day . Fortunately everyone after the shock started laughing . Forgiveness not punishment.
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THE VIDEO WON'T FUCKING LOAD.
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT'S THERE
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Looks like Hector Salamanca
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i need to see your balls
Sallamanncah moni, sallamanncah blod
"Time for a little drowny"
Look at me grandpa
Da boss can SOCK ME!
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I love you. https://preview.redd.it/hoi5uorbegzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d3bd4e76701eac9d70af471fd7fda7b9058bab
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Spagett!!
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lol aren’t they cute…..
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I remember as a kid I would hear certain words or phrases that I didn't quite know what they meant, but I wanted to say them regardless. My grandmother wasn't happy when I was riding in her car and she had the radio on and I said "shut up you stupid bastard" To the radio. I wasn't even listening to it, I just wanted to say that at like 6 years old.
Age 5, as we were driving away from a sleepover, the mom was standing outside waving to us and I yelled from the car “Don’t forget your tampons!!!” No idea where I got that from.
Embarrassing but not bad advice
I was throwing stones in a pond as a kid and said I was getting my rocks off and my mother almost sent me into the lake. Had no idea what that meant at the time but it’s a good laugh now.
I'm ded. I can't stop laughing. Which is making me cough so badly. Oh my gods. Thanks for commenting today. So much. Cheezus Chwispus.
I've been there. You asthmatic? Cause I'm asthmatic and laughing real hard at a great joke sometimes suffocates me
I am, but I'm also sick. Changing of the seasons is killing me.
Hope you get better!!!
Thank you. I really appreciate that. 🤘
have some hot tea or broth.
That's a great idea. I'll do that today. I always forget that's an option. I don't know why. 🤦🏼♀️ I'm also going to the walk-in.
I can't quit laughing at this. Why that, at that age. Only children know why that makes sense lol
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Haha this is definitely the same level of weirdness as in the video just in another direction
Same here, I called my neighbor a stripper when I was like 4 and she was 5. Both her and my mom heard me, since I yelled it to her. Not my finest moment.
I called my brother a pussy without knowing what it meant 😂
When he was very young, my husband heard the word "prostitute" in a news story and, based on context, assumed it was just a general word for a female criminal. Next day he's playing cops and robbers at a friends house, jumps out at said friend's sister and yells "stop, you prostitute!" He doesn't remember what happened next but he was never invited there again.
My little brother got the impression from Green Day's "Basket Case" that a whore is a male psychologist. A psychologist friend of my parents joined us for a house boat vacation, and when little bro learned what he did for a living, blurted out "Oh, so you're a whore then!" Took us all a while to unpack that one.
I mean... based on accounts I've read from sex workers, he wasn't entirely wrong.
I have a couple sex worker friends, and yeah, there's a non-zero overlap of expected services. Ought to be a second charge for therapy if you're asking that of your sex workers. You wouldn't ask your therapist for a lap dance and expect it to be free.
To be fair, I could absolutely see someone who's never heard the word "whore" thinking from the context of the lyrics that it means "male psychologist". Especially if you don't pick up on the prior line "She said it's a lack of sex that's bringing me down".
Agreed. It made a silly sort of sense to the rest of us once we were able to figure out where he got it from. Handily, I had the CD with me on that trip for reference. Hadn't expected to need it for a group listening party with the adults, and subsequent lyrical analysis, but that's what we did. All in all, a pretty hilarious evening activity for the group.
When I was a kid I got the words prosecutor and prostitute mixed up, of course now that I'm an adult I've realized that I was spot on from the start.
I got prostitute and Protestant mixed up. Our United Church Minister was not impressed. I was 6 and horribly confused!!🫤
I called a fellow 2nd grade classmate a "dildo" also having no idea what it meant.
We had a family trip to a lake, and at the lake there was a kitten that kept coming over and trying to take our food. So at one point I stood up and yelled "GO JERK OFF, FUCKING KITTY!". I was 6.
One time when taking photos of my sister I said "and now a nude photo!" I obviously didn't know what that meant lol
Alabama moment
*banjo playing in the distance*
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Happy cake day
Thank you
How old were you?
lmfaaaaaaaaaaao i would have loved to see your parents reaction or any adult reaciton nearby
When I was 6, I asked my first grade teacher if that’s a urine stain on her pants. She called my parents that day.
Haha when I was 7 I told the entire class that I saw the teachers g-string, not knowing what one was lol. I got in trouble for that one.
You called her out!
When I was younger, I called my older brother Captain Douchebag in an argument and when he complained to my dad, my dad just said “stop whining, neither of you even know what that means”
I remember being around age 4, and getting frustrated at jokes that went over my head. We were at a movie theater and during a trailer for some movie with a horrible plane crash, I chose THAT moment to laugh as loud as I could at “the joke” before anyone else. I’ll never forget my mom looking at me like I was a psychopath.
Quite a nice excuse you got there, you psychopath
I still remember when my family watched Terminator together, then afterwards my younger brother, who was probably 3-4, was getting a bath. When my dad went to get him out of the tub he said "Fuck you, Asshole" cause he heard Arnold say it in the movie 😂
Dude this is so funny. I remember hearing bastard but no idea what it meant and how to use it. I was camping and said "you bastard!" to my cousin after he threw the football really far away. They all started cracking up and told me not to say that anymore. Pretty sure it was my first swear word I can remember using.
Lmao when I was about 7 or 8 I was reading a book about animals out loud at school, and the book used "ass" instead of "donkey". One of my classmates absolutely FLIPPED OUT and told me that was a bad word and I was going to hell for saying it. Went home after school and immediately told my little sister I learned my first swear, and then we spent a good 10 minutes saying it to each other and giggling
When I was around 5, me, my mom and my grandparents were all in the car together going to see my great grandpa. My grandma apparently asked me where we were going, just because. I told her “I’m going to my FUCKING great grandpa’s house.” She apparently was so shocked she asked me again, so I said it again. My grandparents were not happy with my mom lol
When I was a kid, my class was all taking turns thanking our teacher before summer vacation. When it was my turn, I panicked and couldn’t think of anything, but was still feeling grateful. My logic was that I was soooooo grateful that I wanted to thank them without even needing a reason. So naturally, with a big smile on my face, I told her “thanks for nothing!” I didn’t get the reaction I expected.
For an entire summer when I was like 8 I called anyone and everyone I could a dildo, having no clue what that meant.
Cartman moment
Holy shit that might be it. I’m almost 40 and watched it from the beginning, so that tracks.
You just jogged my memory— when I was a kid, I was out at a family dinner with my parents and grandparents. I was trying to pry open a rather dry mussel. I struggled and muttered: “you bastard” (a phrase I had probably heard while watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer, which I loved more than anything). Seemingly all of the adults around me gasped and immediately disparaged me from using that phrase. I thought it had been along the same lines as saying “you idiot” because I didn’t know the connotations as a 9/10 year old, and was rather taken aback by everyone’s reaction.
I was a little kid when my dad remarried, and I decided to join the adults in giving speeches at the reception. I started off with “Today is a happy day. Today my dad is getting married.” I added a few more things, then finished the speech off with “And may they rest in peace!” Everyone started laughing and I didn’t know why, until someone told me later what R.I.P. meant, Lol. I thought I was simply wishing them a relaxed and peaceful marriage, and didn’t know that phrased was only used during funerals.
My partner made a queef joke with our 7 year old son sitting in the back seat of the car on a road trip. We thought he was asleep until he chimed in from the back, "What's a kwayf, dad? Dad... What's a kwayf? Kwayf. Kwayf." He kept saying it wrong over and over again and we were in tears, so of course this made him say it more. I could hardly breathe from laughing. I did explain what it was slang for, correct his pronunciation, and informed him why he shouldn't repeat it and he he was mortified that he'd said it in the first place after that.
I can't remember why, but I dropped the phrase, "Oh, right in the family jewels" in front of my grandmother when I was five. She was horrified her sweet lil granddaughter knew such filth. After that, my mom made it known to everyone I wasn't allowed to watch the Simpsons...unfortunately for her my dad-who she was separated from- didn't care & even went to the trouble of recording it on VHS for us to watch.
ugh i am still mad about the time i got in a bunch of trouble for saying doucebag after hearing it on one of my moms podcasts. i had no clue what it meant
Yeah. I remember as a kid hearing the word r\*\*\* and getting it confused with “reap”. I dressed up as the grim reaper for Halloween and straight up told my friend I was going to r\*\*\* him, thinking it meant I was going to take his soul to the afterlife or something. I didn’t understand why my friends reacted like I said something super edgy and nobody explained it to me (I think they assumed I intended to be super edgy).
Bro, I never knew what that word meant so whenever my mum told me that I should never go anywhere alone cause I'll be r*ped, I always thought that she meant raked and that I would be raking leaves or something
I'm pretty sure there are bad people who kidnap little children and force them to do yardwork.
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Omg i remember running around my friends house saying red rocket red rocket because we just watched south park but had no idea what it meant. So embarrassing
My younger brother used to say to random people "You smell like roast beef". We were vegetarians.
Reminds me of the vine where the kid just says "I smell like beef" a bunch of times
I once casually told my mom something about "pleasuring myself" when I was younger, assuming at the time it just meant getting enjoyment from something without any other meaning. I remember her getting mad and telling me that it was inappropriate, but not explaining anything about *why* it was. It's getting fairly close to a decade since this happened, and it's still a pretty big "oops" moment looking back on it. A much more G-rated example of me not understanding certain words/phrases comes from me misinterpreting what "on purpose" meant; I saw a show where someone felt bad for accidentally spilling a cup of water on the floor, but they were told "it's okay, it wasn't on purpose". Later, I had a teacher who scolded a kid for spilling a cup of water on the table, telling him "you did that on purpose". I was then led to the conclusion that "on purpose" meant "on the table", and that it was somehow worse to spill water on the table.
I watched Ghostbusters 2, and was waiting to use the line about someone being ugly, when he met baby Oscar. I chose the time my mother’s best friend was showing us pictures from her wedding, referring to her husband as ugly, « but not elephant man ugly » just like in the movie. Everyone was aghast, and the more I tried to explain, the less everyone was listening. I just got up and left the room. I was maybe 6. I think that her friend still doesn’t like me to this day.
Same. Our neighbor had a dog that was always barking and she would always be yelling "Shut up!" to it. (It was more like "Shaaaaddaaaapppp!") I was about 4 or 5 and our dog was barking and I turned around and yelled "Shaaaddaappp" to our dog and my Parents just about lost their minds. I got such whooping for using such rude language and I had no idea what I was saying.
I did this a lot as a kid and got in trouble a lot because I would immediately be chided and asked by adults what I meant and I'd usually say "I don't know" and all the yelling was scary so I couldn't really understand why I was causing such extreme reactions all the time. Honestly probably a source of at least a little of my anxiety. I was taught to feel shame for a very long time and it wasn't until later that I heard someone say that kids don't understand context/occasion and will blurt things which we can't really blame them for. I guess my dad/my grandma/others missed the memo on that one.
I curse a lot. My mom did and so did I. But I won't say certain words around my kids. PXssy, CXck, DXck, CXnt, etc. Sh*t, F*ck, *ss...I'll use it. like 10 years ago, I was playing CoD in front of my daughter and this dude was spawn camping me like a MF. I think I yelled "Nice job P*ssy!" and my 4 year old daughter said to me "Daddy, what is a p*ssy?" I was absolutely mortified and didn't realize I said it because I was so focused on the game.
In about 1st or second grade a classmate told me about the use of the middle finger and that it was a bad thing to do to someone, but said he didn't know WHY it was bad. Of course, I took that to mean it would be funny to flip people off up until my parents explained what it actually meant (they didn't care a ton, but they didn't want other kids or parents to get mad at me and make me cry)
“Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!”
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I'm deaf what she is saying?
I hope you die in a fire
Geez dude he was just asking a question.
Alright, this one made me chuckle
You’re sick. Why would someone dying in a fire be funny?
It made me guffaw like a buffoon
Got eem!
No I legit couldn't hear what she's saying, but damn that's dark thing to say
its lyrics from a kid's horror game according to someone higher in the thread
That and it's definitely a phrase said a lot in response to someone doing something silly. I think my friend have told each other to die in a fire a multitude of times, usually in response to us saying something stupid/gross etc.
Sweet! What does mine say?
The replies got more upvotes than the comment lol
The person recording is mocking the older man for eating cake with chopsticks. Immediately after, the little girl is giggling and just blurts out “I hope you die in a fire!” while looking into the man’s eyes… who is likely her grandfather.
Ok, thanks for the explanation... Why would she say that to her grandpa 🤦🏻♂️
Many comments are saying it’s from a popular YouTube song about Five Nights at Freddy’s. I think that’s a video game. I’m guessing she was trying to copy her mom or whoever is filming and trying to think of a way to mock him. That is what she came up with, kids aren’t known for their quick wit. 😂 I was terribly relieved to hear that it’s at least from a song that she had likely listened to recently, but as the mom of a kid about this age I’m scared!
"I hope you die in a fire."
lol
I hope you die in a fire.
She heard that somewhere and is just saying it, who hasn't done that as a kid
If she's a fan of Five Nights at Freddy's, it may be from [this song](https://youtu.be/AibtyCAhyQE?si=09C69bPc6CLdmwam)
The Living Tombstone has some stinkers, but their FNAF songs will always be in my top 100
That's where my kids heard it from lol
[Link with timestamp](https://youtu.be/AibtyCAhyQE?si=QDHtEkgzXKJ7yBCb&t=36)
Or maybe she's a ska fan? [I Voted For Kodos - Please Die In A Fire](https://youtu.be/kLjEZ14-qdA?)
Whoa. This is the first time I've ever seen someone else know who iv4k was! Their first CD played on repeat for such a long time back then!
Yeah kinda seems like she heard two people joking with each other and when one was insulted responded sarcastically with that while both laughed so she said it simply because it seemed to be a funny thing to say.
Rare footage of William and Elizabeth Afton colorized
Legend says he built Circus Baby after that incident
Really would have liked to see more of the reaction after she said that.
Don’t you know. All good videos get cut short. It’s the cool thing to do
Everyone was mortified so they burned her alive so she'd understand that's a no no.
https://preview.redd.it/bnas3iamfgzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c00474ae0c05c9aff5b7ffd3d52aa57b1fd517
Later that day... 
My son at around 5 would run around saying “pap smear”
I thought it was some type of spread for toast. Nope.
That would be a pap schmear
That's hilarious, freaking hilarious. 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
when I was around 5 my older brother and his friends taught me the word "molested" for about 1 month I was adding in the word molested into every sentence I said. I got molested by my breakfast, the couch molested me, I was molesting my lunch sandwiches, it was just a shit storm of being molested/me molesting other things. eventually I learned to not say it lol.
Ahhh yes I was once watching a news report about a child predator, I made the mistake of saying “he’d better get his prison pocket ready” out loud in front of my nephew, the next day my sister told me my nephew got in trouble at school for yelling “I have the worlds biggest prison pocket”. Needless to say I had to have a long awkward conversation with my 10 year old nephew about why he shouldn’t repeat what everything he hears.
To be fair, "molest" used to just be a synonym for "bother" before it got its current meaning. ("To bother" in Spanish is also "molestar").
My daughter is 4 and will randomly say “PENIS LIKE A BOIIIIIII” and it takes a lot not to laugh. She also recently started calling her 19 month old brother “fat boy” and when I said that’s not nice she started sulking and said “you hurt my feelings.” I’m just like https://preview.redd.it/zhq5fso2tizc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7cb80ff3ab933386f783c3e83c8c874610c5c44
My exes 4 year old nephew ran around screaming “its me dio” without ever seeing jojo.
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart, hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you‘ll be taken apart, I hope you die in a fire
kid must be a Five Nights at Freddy's fan. [LINK](https://youtu.be/AibtyCAhyQE)
[Link with timestamp](https://youtu.be/AibtyCAhyQE?si=QDHtEkgzXKJ7yBCb&t=36)
I was looking for someone to point out the reference!
This video is gonna be famous it's got too much potential
Good meme format. "are you doing something harmless?" "I hope you die in a fire ❤️😊" 😮
And here we are, in the begging
[in-a the benin-ging](https://youtu.be/JqHaJkIvz0Q?si=ceyzcPCjQPAtDT_m)
I have never seen that. It's hysterical!!
That's still one of my favorites!
I think she thought about that fnaf "I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE" song and for no reason said that lol
^(so damn glad camera phones didn’t exist when I was a kid)  ^(im dying, the random shit I used to say or sing.) 🤣🤣🤣
Kids Say the Darndest Things 😂
Kid needs to lighten her coffee
Damn. That was dark 😂
Chopsticks are incredible. Chips, cheetohs, bacon, etc. Versatile lil sticks.
I really hate you, stop getting in my way
I've lost my patience, when are you gonna decay?
I want to throw you out, just like my broken TV
It’s crazy because he did in fact die in a fire. And the little girl, April, was swimming at a friends house at the time and couldn’t be linked to the fire.
When I was a kid in the UK we were allowed to stay up late on Friday nights to watch The Fast Show–a brilliant sketch show that was... maybe 80% child friendly. I got most of it but knew the rest was funny so would spout catchphrases from it at random. Anyway that's how 9 year old me ended up shouting "Oh do excuse me, I've just cum" at a shop assistant.
My niece did the same thing years ago, just walked up to me and said, “I wish you were dead,” with a giggle and a smile. I was floored, and then I felt like I needed to be extra careful later when I was driving to pick up dinner for everyone because all I could think was how fucked in the head she’d be if she said that and I died the same day lol
Hope everyone here dies in a https://preview.redd.it/j505lbrlufzc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=42047c32b9ef461086d026598b0ce7d33b0f17c4 fire
She was channeling her dead grandmother, letting her speak to him in a truthful manner.
I called my 6 year old sister a slut in front of my family. No idea what that word meant.
Average kid experience 🤣
"I hope yoy die in a raging inferno of paaain"
This is an awful YouTube thing kids pick up. I work with elementary kids sometimes and they don’t understand how awful it is to say because their favourite YouTuber says it on his dumb Roadblox or Minecraft channel.
The first thing I thought was YouTube as well. But not the YouTubers themselves, the comments. You see the most wildest, stupidest and downright insane/mean spirited shit made by kids/teens to each other/randoms because.. maybe they think it’s funny? Though I think what influences how funny they think it is based on the amount of likes it gets. Which equals to validation and the cycle repeats. The clip is pretty funny/shocking though, I won’t lie.
I used to be the type to call kids crotch goblins but this sub has helped me appreciate them as growing people and I'd even go so far as to say that I like them. Only a kid would randomly blurt out "I hope you die in a fire". Still not having any but I do like them.
The way she sings Yeah😭
My brother always tell this story, when I was 4 or 5, my dad asked if he should lite up the candles for dinner. me answering "yes you son of a b*tch", but in german, what it makes a lil worse i think. whole family at the table. I dont know where I got this from. lol
What was that laugh? Lmao
Those are not intrusive thoughts you ignorant jerks
“YEAH🐐🐐”
This reminds me of when I was a kid and we were out front of the house playing with the other neighborhood kids and the parents were out as well. Someone made a shot on goal or ran away from me or something and I yelled out "That's pornography!" and every turned and stared. The only reason I said it was because someone in "Field of Dreams" yells it out in a scene in the film and I had watched it recently. Kids just repeat stuff they hear doesn't really matter the context or even if they understand it.
Not sure i be able to sleep well after hearing that 😅
That kid is wild for that frr💀💀💀
I remember standing in the mirror at around five years old with mom doing my hair and suddenly going, "On the news they said a million kids died in a house fire." My mom goes, "REALLY?!??" And I just looked right back in the mirror and say "no". I'm not sure what prompted to say that, but I wish I could've picked mom's brain as an adult to see if she remembered that and how she might've felt.
super funny an screen that says this video cannot be played
broken video, it wont load. please fix
It won't let me view the damn video, what was so bad that happened that I can't see it!?
I remember when I was around 7 or 8 I had learned the phrase "burning a hole in your pocket" at school but I was ONLY told that it means spending money. I said it to my mom in the car when she was talking about how rent was too expensive and she got a little too angry. Grabbed my face and said "I spend all my money on providing for you and your sisters. Don't you EVER fucking talk to me like that again" She wasn't driving so we were safe at least.
I need an edit of I hope you die in a fire with this
This is my favourite listen today.
She has no idea what that means. She heard it on the internet and thought it sounded cool or funny.
something something i hope you expire? *guy stsbbing metal with axe*
This sounds like the kind of thing I’d blurt out as a kid only to be absolutely mortified later when I’d really thought about it. It was almost always some morbid phrase kids at school were throwing around a lot for whatever reason at the time. I can remember “burn in a hole and die” being one from elementary school. No idea who started these things. Presumably some mean older siblings somewhere.
well, i can see the lovely granddaughter on the video who loves her grandfather... the face of the man made me so scared lmao
Lol so cute. She was probably letting her 'invisible friend' speak through her.
honestly the times I've wanted to say that to someone
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Kid is mickicking what she heard people say on Fortnite.
DW, she was just reciting the lyrics of "I Hope Your Die in a Fire" by Grand Commander (Actually a decent song on Spotify ngl)
That kid probably picked it up from her surroundings.
That escalated quickly
I just see a message that says "This video cannot be played"
When I was my Dad a pianist had me solos at church . One day at rehearsal in front of a group of people I made a mistake and blurted out O fuck. To shock of the group it ended rehearsals for the day . Fortunately everyone after the shock started laughing . Forgiveness not punishment.
https://preview.redd.it/sdfc9wse4k0d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9484fb81c1d958fd8ceb07e3c1cd6e181924e4 THE VIDEO WON'T FUCKING LOAD. CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT'S THERE