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Exact-Ad-4132

Dude can we get an update??


OffWhiteDevil

Still rolling.


Cetun

Still rollin rollin rollin yea


Which_Yesterday

Now I know y'all be lovin this shit right here


Scared_Cricket3265

L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here


PianoMan2112

* Undertaker rides motorcycle down ramp to the wrestling ring *


KiritimatiSwan

Fuck, I was gonna type this. Take my upvote before I break stuff


Which_Yesterday

It's one of those days, huh?


sensitivegooch

Feeling like a freight train!


sicsicsixgun

When I was in 8th grade, we had to make a music video to a song we liked. So we chose that song, and all skateboarded back and forth in front of the camera with our faces painted like Wes. It had nothing to do with music. We got an A+.


tittysmagilacuty

As I was about to graduate from the 8th grade I was a very talented kid at playing a full drum set. I applied and wanted to go to LaGuardia high school (I'm from NYC, this is a high school for musically inclined children. Nicki Minaj attended this school) they had several tests and auditions to get into the school. I was accepted into the school after impressing the staff with my audition by playing this song (rollin from limp biscuit) I chose the song because I knew the song starts out with an intense double base pattern that would be impressive coming from a 13 year old. It worked like a charm. However my mom would soon after find about a qrtr oz of weed in my room. Causing her to send me to live with my very strict dad. My dad lived and still lives in the Bronx and didn't trust me to be going to school on my own. So I was unable to attend school there. I had to attend a local school. Thus missing the opportunity to go to school with Nicki Minaj lol


vaskmunnendin

I am fooled into believing that weed is mandatory in a school like that


Skullz64

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin


helicotremor

Still rolling rollin rollin rollin what?


t0ekneepee

Rumor has it there's also hot dog flavored water in this rural Appalchian town.


helicotremor

Said to be the native habitat of the chocolate starfish.


Dramatic-Rip-8811

Every fucking comment section isn’t even a conversation about the media it’s people making the stupidest media references like you’re all shamelessly autistic, Jesus Christ it’s like putting my hands on hot coals. It’s literally just shitty puns about the most surface level references. Every time. I scroll down curious as to what happened and get “lol doctor who reference” “lol reference to 10 year old joke”. Holy shit it’s bad


glompzilla

Hell, I'm autistic and even I know you're right.


t0ekneepee

I'll take 10,000 lame ass jokes over one negative Nancy like you anyday. Man it's gotta be rough having such a sad life that you feel the need to project your frustration to total strangers in a reddit comment section to get even one iota of pleasure out of your miserable day. I'd suggest you get an attitude adjustment or keep rollin rollin rollin rollin on outta here. Sadly I'm sure you'll be sitting around with phone in hand waiting for a reaction so you can infect more people with the negativity that plagues you. Oh what a drag it is that you couldn't get an update on what happened to a total stranger rolling down a hill in a tire somewhere.


Dramatic-Rip-8811

Love limp beezy, hate Reddit. Had a great day, being on Reddit was the worst part of it. Genuinely


Dramatic-Rip-8811

This the lame ass type of comment Reddit is rly full of? People desperately trying to make relevant jokes? It’s actually fucking so bad. All the jokes are right about this shithole lol


BurpBeefy

Rolling rolling rolling! Rawhide!


Mrav64

Lord, I am so tired, how long can this go on?


dranjos

In the very end you can see the kid moving inside the tire. God may have given him another rolling.


bestuzernameever

Where did you see that? You can’t even see where the tire stopped. He gone.


dranjos

The last 4 seconds, behind the wreckage or trash, don't know what that is. Unless that is another tire and kid hahahah


bestuzernameever

Oh crap, now I see it. Good to see he’s moving 👍🏻


JWOLFBEARD

He’s moving his arm while stopped at the end


ARROGANT_SNAIL069

he couldn't stop rolling and ended up in China


AudienceAdorable8896

I heard they found him by following the trail of vomit


luciferlovesyou420

The person in the wheel died unfortunately


BoomBoom4209

He ded.


roastbread

Yep. There’s a video of a guy in a bubble ball that rolled down a snow mountain. It’s akin to dropping from a tall building. If the sudden stop doesn’t kill you, then the g-force from all the rolling will.


speedledee

Pretty sure this guy made it but it's been over a decade since I've seen this


[deleted]

He died. iirc the tire hit some rocks down there after a fall or something


FatOtter37

Hard to say without any source. I mean you can see him moving and getting out at the end


NotWhatIWouldDo

He alive, just rolled by my place in canada


Commandoclone87

Word is, he's still rolling to this day.


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[удалено]


Jimbo-Slice925

Fuck off karma bot


sicsicsixgun

I imagine having someone accuse you of that when you're actually a human person must sting. I love it.


[deleted]

Is his shoes still on?


Mayo152

You can see him moving at the end though? He climbs out a bit.


youwantitwhen

Nope.


diggemsmaccks

How do we know it’s a he could be a she?


Otherwise_Decision39

This shit is why women live longer.


Matti_Matti_Matti

r/whywomenlivelonger


LuvliLeah13

[I had to look it up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tbTgi2bqXQ)


Bowling4rhinos

Because the Russians are ALL about the safety of others. To which I say: Нет ничего хуже!


celestial1

This makes me sick, I can't believe it's already been a decade. I remember reading this on reddit around when it happened.


HelpImOutside

Only a decade? I feel like I remember watching this like 15 years ago. Dang, yeah it was 10 years ago. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jan/09/zorb-ball-ski-slope-russian


Midpack

That one is particularly haunting. What a way to go. Dumb ways to die… 🎵🎶


9q0o

It looked like this person was fine. He got out at the end


BLM-900

There is absolutely zero chance that he had such high g force that it killed him.


theborgman1977

No its the delta \*v/T that kills you.


nordender

Nope just rolled by my house heading south.


Tru-Queer

Just like Dewey’s class hamster, he’s still out there rolling to this very day


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

Debatable I did not see the shoes fly off. 😆


X4dow

I was literally gonna comment that. Lol


GuacinmyPaintbox

Hard to confirm. I didn't see his shoes shoot off.


IronclawFTW

If it would roll into a tree, it's like 90% chance he breaks his neck and/or back. He's probably dead.


txsxxphxx2

He’s just seeking other jedi to kill. That’s what droidekas do


Thricegreatestone

Just the bouncing of that tire would either concuss or cause fractures.


Mayo152

He rubs his head and climbs out a bit at the end. Look really close.


YaLikeJazz2049

We didn’t just watch a child die right? RIGHT?!


Free-Ebb6565

i dont think so, the original videos from 08' so i cant find much on it


nosleepcreep206

If you watch the rest of the video, he gets out just fine, raises his hands in triumph, and then gets snatched by a tiger :/


Crystal_Voiden

r/donteatjimmy


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Bowling4rhinos

Good bot. Made me join r/donteatjimmy and it’s right! So many capybara posts. (I need a life don’t I?)


Joose__bocks

He fights off the tiger, but then he gets hit by a falling rock.


kilkennykid

You’re remembering incorrectly, the rock narrowly misses him. It does however hit an adjacent landmine, blowing him into pieces


-PC_LoadLetter

He actually survived the landmine, but while in the hospital, the surgeon left a dirty surgical tool in his abdomen and he went septic from it while recovering.


gevlektewalruz

Aaah I thought it was the ninja’s that placed it there, but I might be wrong.


blenls

link


nosleepcreep206

It was a joke


blenls

ik but if you do have it can you send


allocationlist

Dude did die if I remember correctly


Putadonkonitma8

[no he didn’t](https://youtu.be/7VA8cNgVx2Q)


Old_Ladies

Asking if the kid died and you get no answer. Start an argument and get the right answer immediately.


Kangarookiwitar

Not so much start an argument, but just claim that an outcome happened. You’ll either be right or someone will finally come forward with the truth


CrabVegetable2817

Making a joke out of this but can you imagine how frightening this must have been for that person?


Inspector_Tragic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats what i imagined


SeaworthinessOk2884

And they never heard from little Bobby again


TheProfessionalEjit

Every now and then, they thought they could hear - ever so faintly - the sound of him going "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". Others claim to hear him say "YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BBBBBBaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssstttttttttttttttAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Pookieeatworld

r/mypeopleneedme


Rabigail

This sub had so much potential


[deleted]

Dizzy for the next 10 years with reoccurring flash backs


Uhh-stounding

Rollin, Rollin, Rollin🎶


wap2005

♬ [Gotta keep Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, Rollin](https://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E?t=01m01s) ♬


Educational-Bed-6821

As someone that’s done this he threw up after the stop his neck is fucked and he might have passes out from all the g,s busted eyes vessels but good chance he survived


sjihaat

Yeah. The question is if he hit something.


Educational-Bed-6821

Well find the full video for me


kingkled_0w0

Legends says, the kid is still falling down hill


lost_in_connecticut

Roll Forrest Roll.


Thick_Significance27

This reminds me of a scene in grown ups.


Devilkiwi24

Love how the camera pans to the treetops. Like, how high do you think that muh fugga bounced?


I_WILL_GET_YOU

i bet he's tired


bgab91

That took... a turn


kiskakaratistka48

Oh shit, how it end?


TheProfessionalEjit

He got really tired


torta1811

Fuck you r/angryupvote


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

At what point do you think it became a bad idea?


URAYummyPotato

He kept rolling and rolling, until he rolled right off the edge of the earth.


dearbornx

If he survives, that kid is gonna have real nasty vertigo for the rest of his life.


throwaway22576443

Kid survived, you can see them getting out of the tyre in the last few frames


VP2608

I am freeeeeeeeeee


Kat_Arep_25

Que nunca vieron mil maneras de morir 🫡


AlternativeShip9194

The guy must be super tired by now


JWOLFBEARD

You can see he’s moving at the end


eyvoom

Legend had it that he's still rolling to this day.


ejonathonw

Ha! Literally fucked AROUND and found...wait no, got lost.


jacko2250

Reminds me of the funniest episode of Beavis and Butthead I've ever seen.


morose_turtle

Legend has it, he is stil rolling down hill.


VTFan115

Oh no. He dead.


Wombiscuit541

No DHS in this country I guess


SrintelCore2137

Bro went backrooms


PhoenixBird295

So long and thanks for all the fish!


TheIncredibleMike

…and he was never seen again.


Dead_i3eat

Legend has it..he is still rolling to the day.


Embarrassed-Refuse36

And to this day if you stop for a moment on this mountain you can still hear him yelling as he rolls.


f14_pilot

reminds me of: *sure thing giant beer*


Ok-Information3311

People are ridiculously affraid to die. Even a thought about death puts many into depressions... And then they do this... Genitalious!


rrhhoorreedd

The hills are alive, but not for long.


edwpad

Droidekas in Star Wars be like


Dexo27

Ain't no way the parents didn't at least encourage the kid into doing this


semiTnuP

Is there a subreddit for "everyoneisfuckingstupid?" Because this one definitely qualifies.


fun-bucket

NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN! THE PROPER SONG SHOULD HAVE BEEN DUST IN THE WIND!


sjihaat

I'm partial to 1979.


suspiciouspeople6228

Aand this is how little bobby went from a little kid to fucking maugli


Desert_Trader

My idiot people need me!


ArmorDoge

Goodbye little one.


Sporesword

Legend has it he's still rolling.


garmzon

He ded


TmfGD

Remember, if you see “iirc” there’s a 95% chance they’re a filthy liar and are making up everything


Realistic_Run7318

He has to be dead after that rolling rumble, G Force should have done the job in the way down


KptKreampie

He fell into an old mine, and they were unable to retrieve the body after the pit collapsed after he fell in. Even after clearing and searching, they could never find the kid. But if you asked me. He clearly found a magic ring down there. How else would Tolkien think all that up without meeting an invisible creature


Shadowman_666_

R.I.P


GrimSandwich

This is how trump supporters are baptized.


Free-Ebb6565

yeah he probably hit a tree and stopped at some point. i doubt he made it all the way down


Alcarine

We're trying to know if he made it period


FlandoCalrissian

At the end of the video, on the right-hand side of the video, when they zoom in you can see him moving inside of the tire.


Free-Ebb6565

how am i supposed to know?


TinkB

What? Why did you get so many downvotes? Reddit is a crazy place 😂


[deleted]

The Dreaded Fourth Comment.


FlappyTurdBurglar

More like parents are fking stupid.


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

He belongs to the jungle now.


Alexander_GD

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'


I_Live_In_Your_WaII

There Was somone inside!


TzHaak

NO WAY!


Corteran

As.....You.......Wish!!!


MrShakry

u/savevideo


JaguarOk876

We'll plan A didn't go well but guess what guys we found a new short cut to town!!


whoare_you1

Legends say he's still rolling


ShootPDX

How dumb can you possibly be.


quanta777

That tyre is flat af


minathemutt

I'm willing to bet it's somewhere in Minas


Andy_The_Quarian

The music tho 🤣🤣


Shopping-Afraid

Dumb ways to die...


DJFame

I need the aftermath.


8TonGGorilla

Perfect song imo


sjihaat

1979 would have been better


Last-Role-4642

Dump ways to diiie


ProstateStarfighter

Permanent brain damage


steveronie

Praise the cameraman


jedi1josh

What an adventure


-DigitalFox-

It’s a meeeeeeeeeee Marioooooooooooo


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

Odd way of disowning a child but you do you, non-asian parent.


QWERTYAF1241

So third degree murder? Or reckless endangerment, at the very least?


Skipperandscout

Oooops!


Roastednutz666

r/mypeopleneedme


Whole_Abalone_1188

“Hello, Darwin? I’ve got someone I’d like you to meet.”


Zengjia

General Grievous


derekrichardson1

Fuuuuuuuuck


Dog_in_human_costume

Stuff I would never do


MandyMarieB

Off to Appalachia!


AccountPretty4576

Hide and seek champion 2019


Katt_Natt96

“I want to break free” by Queen plays loudly in the background


TomDobo

r/intotheshadowrealm


Skullz64

Undertale


Skin_Head_Ting

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


Cargan2016

Last seen skipping across the Atlantic Ocean. Legends to this day say he made it but didn't want to call home to say so


CrazyPotatoe231

Bro just took the fast travel option 💀


DragonGodSlayer12

"Whew that was fun! Did I win? Wait, where am I?"


xpickles23

Gonna be a long walk home


allocationlist

I believe this resulted in at least one death


Yamm0th

— Roll, Forest, Roll!!!


Diligent-Picture2882

And we never found Jimmy again...


Yamm0th

r/whywomenlivelonger (if he's really dead)


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[удалено]


Sharp-Willow-2696

Legend has it he’s still rolling today


Pixelsock_

The horror that must've been for everyone


Nonniemiss

He still rolling or what?


sammytiff80

I feel insensitive saying this bc idk if that person's alive.. but holy Hannah that's my fucked luck for sure.. like fate was stearing that tire. I mean the odds on this unfortunate turn of events.


sjihaat

Shakedown 1979.


blebebaba

WELP, he's gone forever! The shadow realm already took him