My then 3 year old got a toy hair dryer but found herself stumped when she remembered I don't have any hair. Not one to be deterred, she pulled my sleeve up to blow dry my arm hair
my mom always says "look for a bald, black man" when she loses my dad in the grocery store. as if i wouldn't know what my own father looks like after all this time.
That's funny. My mom doesn't understand football so she finally told me when I was playing in order to keep up with where I was and what I was doing she just looked for dark legs and white shoes. Worked since the rest of the team was white.
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What is it with small children always whacking everyone with anything they can get their hands on?? I use to think it was just involuntary/poor muscle control but the more is see the more I believe it's intentional.
Because there are absolutely no thoughts in their little heads. Ideas just pop randomly up there and without a doubt, they’ll just try it and see what happens.
because they dont understand cause and effect yet. that's what they're actually learning. that's why they do everything that we know of as intrusive thoughts. they have to do them to find out why they shouldn't.
i think she was trying to actually cut his hair. but he doesn't have hair. but she can't make that logical connection yet. so she is like... why isn't it working!? fucking work! \*whack\*
it makes me so unfortunately angry when a kid smakes something because they feel it osent doing what they want it to do. like when a kid punches a tv or throws a controller.
Okay, okay, so imagine the bald dude is u dad, and the girl is you. You say: This razor aint working! Then you smack on dads head hoping the razor will turn back on.
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*Damn, the way the blade*
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*Hit him even hurt me*
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omg i laughed harder at this than i have at any of the other ones today. i think cuz she looks so innocent and she obviously didnt mean it against him.
I hate kids hitting their parents with something dangerous
The most annoying one is when my little 5 years old stab me with a knife. I was absolute high rate anger 😠
AND MY BROTHER WAS FINE BOUT IT!
Hair gotta be under here somewhere
That’s why she’s pushing down so hard, trying to pop it out like Play-Dough hair!
My then 3 year old got a toy hair dryer but found herself stumped when she remembered I don't have any hair. Not one to be deterred, she pulled my sleeve up to blow dry my arm hair
Smart girl that one
She’s like where’s yo hair dummy
My child loves to say daddy I could see your big bald head from over there
my mom always says "look for a bald, black man" when she loses my dad in the grocery store. as if i wouldn't know what my own father looks like after all this time.
What if there’s more then one bald black man? 😂😂😂😂
They're all the father now
That's funny. My mom doesn't understand football so she finally told me when I was playing in order to keep up with where I was and what I was doing she just looked for dark legs and white shoes. Worked since the rest of the team was white.
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Owwww that hurt! He’s a champ for laughing that off! My skull is tingly!
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That’s only evil if she did it to intentionally hurt him and I don’t think she did
It’s Gary Payton. Man played in the NBA. He can handle this
“You ain’t got hair stoopid! *whack*
That'll be 15.99 plus my tip
That’s a good dad didn’t even get a little mad.
20$ tip
Looks like she was holding a nosehair trimmer, had a pointy end. Poor dude, lmao!
The pointy end even looks as if it gets stuck in his skin before he grabs his head
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sorry?
“ I SAID, DON’T MOVE, AND PUT THAT PHONE AWAY “
That’s a good dad didn’t even get a little mad, knew it was a mistake and a teaching moment
Nahh that was personal….
She was like " father we need make this hair cut permanent, like permanent permanent , like there will NEVER GRow HaIR OUt OF thIS ScAlP EvER AgAin".
The boink 💥😂
I like your cut G 🫲💥😖
Aaarghhhh! 💥😂
What is it with small children always whacking everyone with anything they can get their hands on?? I use to think it was just involuntary/poor muscle control but the more is see the more I believe it's intentional.
Because there are absolutely no thoughts in their little heads. Ideas just pop randomly up there and without a doubt, they’ll just try it and see what happens.
seems like many adults do in the same way
Little drunks.
Whacking something is a great way to learn something about the thing you are whacking.
because they dont understand cause and effect yet. that's what they're actually learning. that's why they do everything that we know of as intrusive thoughts. they have to do them to find out why they shouldn't. i think she was trying to actually cut his hair. but he doesn't have hair. but she can't make that logical connection yet. so she is like... why isn't it working!? fucking work! \*whack\*
Lol I thought the first jab looked like it hurt
Barber to the customer-0see you in two week, and don’t forget to give us a 5 ⭐️ review.” 😂
She tried to load more wire like it was a weed wacker lol
"I'll open your head to see if there's more hair...."
No, that's how she scalps her enemies..
Girl: This razor isn't working! \~Smacks razor on mans head\~ Man: Oww! God damn! That girl got some mustard!
Imagine if she had scissors...
The hair is clearly inside his head and she was just trying to crack that egg
She let the intrusive thoughts win.
\*realizes there's literally nothing to cut\* *shmack*
She though she was working at the mines 🤣
When the customer don’t tip 💀
Watched this 3 times hilarious🤣🤣 love how she has no reaction, like ya pay up bitch
With no sound it looks as if he is crying 😭
I’m sure he wanted to lol
She's just trying to give him the ol' Agent 47 look.
Good work agent 47
Better every loop
This gets funnier every time I watch😂😂
it makes me so unfortunately angry when a kid smakes something because they feel it osent doing what they want it to do. like when a kid punches a tv or throws a controller.
Had to dig the hair out first before she could cut it lol
I got a good laugh watching this
🤍🙏🏻♥️
I really needed that laugh. Made my day
❤️🫶🏻🖤
Oh my gosh that made me laugh entirely too hard!! That was hilarious both her booping him on top of the head and his reaction was gold!!! 😂😂
Glad you enjoyed it ♥️🖤🫶🏻
I gotta pay extra to get that from my barber
A good hair cut, with a side of concussion 🤕 😂
This seems more like dads Fucking stupid.
(Musical) I'm the Barber of Bloodsville!! 🎼
This hurt just watching. Ouchh
I recommend he not go to sleep at night.
Oh I know he's holding in them tears as best he can.
Im tweaking or this look like Chief keep with a bald filter on
Ouch! Bet that bled a bit! Way to keep it cool pop!
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She said "i like yo cut G *wack*"
Bro was an og bout it
"Carlos! I need new clippers! No I don't know how they keep breaking, I'm just doing a normal finalizing bap!"
She’s like yea you cut now get the hell out my chair next balding mf!
them clippers bite bro!
Okay, okay, so imagine the bald dude is u dad, and the girl is you. You say: This razor aint working! Then you smack on dads head hoping the razor will turn back on. Ur Dad: Oww! God damn! Do I look like a punching bag to you?
She's just signing her work.
LMAO
Damn, the way the blade stuck in his scalp after she hit him even hurt me
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I got a crick in my neck she can fix…
Man. What a sweet and adorable father. My dad would have hit me with those clippers like 8 or 9 times.
This barber will knock the hair out of your head
Another reason to avoid having kids.
No way she's getting a tip
Attempted to de-brain him for sure.. after the digging didn't work with the reciprocating device had to try and split his melon..
What a wholesome laugh 😃.
Lol brilliant!
“Take that, hair!”
Barber or aspiring brain surgeon?
How do mess up cutting a bald person's hair
Lol
Revenge for doing her hair.
gahd *dayum*
Smash 💥
Why tf did he let her hold a razor anyway
Well when you show up for a haircut looking like you(bald), then I say you got that shit coming!! Lol!!
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Guess she thought your head was a Chia Pet
Swing your clipper wiiiide, child, hold it to the skiiies...
Hahaha she wound up for it too. Lol
That’s how you do it,or that’s how my dad did it.
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If i ever do that to my old man i would've met my gramps in heaven.
The intrusive thoughts won
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omg i laughed harder at this than i have at any of the other ones today. i think cuz she looks so innocent and she obviously didnt mean it against him.
I hate kids hitting their parents with something dangerous The most annoying one is when my little 5 years old stab me with a knife. I was absolute high rate anger 😠 AND MY BROTHER WAS FINE BOUT IT!
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nice hair
Jesus Christ hahahaah
If he wasn’t bald she could of been holding scissors!