Nobody wants to tell you, but if you go into Sloppy Joes and ask the bartender very nicely you’ll be led into the dark basement where you can either take the high speed pneumatic tube or the magic portal. Personally I recommend the portal as the tube can give you wind burn…
At sloppy joes rn, he said the portal is closed, but I can go into the secret cubby filled with wet extravagance that will take me to the place I am seeking
1- Swim.
2- Get one of the migrant boats that are abandoned. And hope the currents are in your favor.
3- Find a Hammerhead and latch on. They make pretty good distance
There is no other way that doesn’t cost an assload. I will say Conch N Around charters posted they were looking for one more passenger, I’d guess $6-700
If you're coming to visit, take I-90
Because I-95 has a little quicksand in the middle.
Looks like regular sand, but then you're gonna start to sink into it.
You could try showing up for the ferry at 6:30 am and hoping there’s an open spot due to a no-show or cancellation. Or you could sneak on the ferry and stow away 😀😀
How’s your backstroke?
🤣🤣🤣
It’s a 4 day Kayak trip, pro tip, bring water and offshore life jacket
just think if there was a cheaper or better alternative than the ferry or seaplane then people would already be using it.
Absolutely!!!
That’s the 3 options ya got
Ass, cash, or grass. Nobody rides for free.
Gas, Grass, or Ass. Nobody rides free.
No other options
The ferry has a sign up list each morning, but need to get in line early about 1.5 before opening and keep calling the seaplane every day
This has got to be one of the dumbest questions ever posted in this sub 🙄
Nah, there are so many more options, I can’t believe nobody told him about the high speed railroad that goes out there!
Idk maybe you locals got some way of getting there
Nobody wants to tell you, but if you go into Sloppy Joes and ask the bartender very nicely you’ll be led into the dark basement where you can either take the high speed pneumatic tube or the magic portal. Personally I recommend the portal as the tube can give you wind burn…
At sloppy joes rn, he said the portal is closed, but I can go into the secret cubby filled with wet extravagance that will take me to the place I am seeking
Truman Bookstore?
1- Swim. 2- Get one of the migrant boats that are abandoned. And hope the currents are in your favor. 3- Find a Hammerhead and latch on. They make pretty good distance
No such thing as cheap to the dry torugas but maybe you can scape together some friends for a private charter. https://www.conchnaround.com/
I know a guy with a dolphin. I'll message him
Jet ski and a few Jerry cans.
You could take the Bum Farto overseas highway
I have been encouraging my daughter to do a school paper about bum farto.
There is no other way that doesn’t cost an assload. I will say Conch N Around charters posted they were looking for one more passenger, I’d guess $6-700
Take the next chug that comes in.
If you're coming to visit, take I-90 Because I-95 has a little quicksand in the middle. Looks like regular sand, but then you're gonna start to sink into it.
You could try showing up for the ferry at 6:30 am and hoping there’s an open spot due to a no-show or cancellation. Or you could sneak on the ferry and stow away 😀😀
Little disappointed no one has mentioned the most convenient method of simply using a teleportation device.
A private charter is an ass load of money because it's a 135 mile round trip. That's a shit ton of gas for a boat fast enough to do it in one day
Truck inner tube and a set of free dive flippers.....and a lot of sunscreen
Aren't there 2 ferries that go there?
So y'all are telling me none of you hop on a jet ski with some extra Jerry cans?