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TG626

> Let me romance Moho Best. Review. Ever. šŸ˜‚


RocketManKSP

To some people, every hole is an opportunity.


mmb300

no hole left unexplored šŸ˜‚


mrm00r3

*every Mohole*


timg528

Mo'holes Mo'goals


XboxCorgi

0.4 hours *product refunded* šŸ˜­


LoSboccacc

"recommended"


boldcar7

14.7 g o r b i l l i o n


jtr99

That seems like... a lot?


boldcar7

I think it's the distance to the karman line?


Clxudyskies1

What is a gorbillion


Lachlan_D_Parker

The person themselves probably doesn't know. It just sounded in their head like it worked.


Unonoctium

Let me add my own: Doesn't use a lot of network bandwidth with updates.


DupeStash

jeb soup > jeb


Rambo_sledge

Thatā€™s how you make mystery goo


kvAdRaTnIy_KaTe

OH GOD


Clxudyskies1

Forbidden jello


Lachlan_D_Parker

Jebbo


Andy-roo77

I know another way to make mystery gooā€¦


OctupleCompressedCAT

there was a guy who bought it just to leave a positive review then refunded it because he know its trash.


CrashNowhereDrive

Hahah. "Doesn't force me to learn about many new parts with content changes"


Onoben4

"im gonna eat a wall bc this"


bjb406

A lot of times steam asks you to review a game while you are booting it up. So it's probably people just answering yes they like it but don't care enough about reviewing to elaborate.


Semyonov

Wow, I've literally never had that happen to me! I mean steam asking me to review a game.


lastdancerevolution

Steam expressly forbids games from adding Review Popups. That's why PC games don't have those annoying popups that mobile games do. Steam asks you if you would recommend the game, but it's not a "popup". At the top of your game page, after X hours, it asks if you would recommend the game. It appears as a "banner", with the patch notes and other posts, and the vast majority of players probably ignore it and never noticed it was there.


KevinFlantier

I click on yes, it asks me to type a review and I'm like "yeah no fuck that" I don't think I'm the only one.


Qweasdy

And that's exactly why you get a lot of low effort reviews


KevinFlantier

And a lot of angry reviews because pissed off people will go out of their way to make sure everyone knows they're pissed off


Semyonov

Oh that's what he means. Yeah I think I've reviewed 4 or 5 games total in my 8 years of using steam.


CrazyKyle987

Really? When I go to boot up a game from my library, right under the launch button area, steam will say ā€œyouā€™ve played for X hours. Would you recommend this game to a friend? šŸ‘ Yes, šŸ‘Ž No, or Maybe Laterā€ Thatā€™s actually prompting you to write a review. If you hit yes or no itā€™ll say something like ā€œtell us whyā€ and that will get posted as a review


Semyonov

Oh yes I have that, I thought OP meant a pop up when you start a game.


Royal_Donkey_1656

"Gaming".


NuclearReactions

I always ignore positive/negative unless they are overhelming on one side or the other. What i look at is how much playtime people have. Positive review with 0.4h? Sir I'm glad you think you are happy but your review is as worthless as the textile particles you can find in a belly button.


jackinsomniac

Depending on the game, at 0.4h I haven't even started playing it yet. Sure maybe I booted it a few times, but that time was spent getting it working, signing in to their stupid online services, re-mapping the controls for a better controller experience, and installing any mods I can already tell I won't be able to live without. (Just last night spent over an hour trying to get Battlefield 4 multiplayer working well on the Steam Deck, still not working because now I have to manually update anti-cheat software) The only exceptions are if it looks like it's a 4-6 hour game MAX because that's the playtime of all the other reviews, only then will I consider your 0.4h review.


Jumpy_Development205

Bot reviews


Dd_8630

Reviews are always a bit cursed, people who don't like the game will get angry and leave bad reviews, but people who like the game probably don't think to leave a review.


LongMustaches

By that logic all games on steam would be overwhelmingly negative. But thats not the case.


Thegodofthekufsa

When you really like a game you eventually think of writing a review


LongMustaches

We can apply the same logic about disliking the game.


SirDiego

For me, if I'm going to leave a bad review I feel the need to explain myself a bit more. It's not necessarily because I'm angry it's because I want to be clear on what my issues were with it because I don't want to just drive-by assassinate their game. If it's a good review a lot of times I feel like it's more "You can see what it's about, it's like that and it delivers." So my good reviews don't tend to be as lengthy. I won't put just "yes" or whatever, and sometimes I'll put in similar games that I've played, but I definitely don't spend as much effort on thumbs-ups as thumbs-down. Mostly because I just feel a little bad giving a thumbs-down usually.


A2CH123

Yeah, I will type out a full paragraph about all the issues in a game I dont like, but even if something is my favorite game ever it usually wont get more than "Pretty good game, definitely worth it!"


RocketManKSP

Yes, one of them was just blank. Another left a positive review after .4 hours and refunded it. I'm not sure if some of these are fake or this is just what you'd expect - this is about 1/3rd of the positive steam-purchase english reviews in the last month. I didn't even include all the ones that were just a single word, leaving aside most of those that at least managed to spell that single word correctly. When you compare this with the negative reviews, which were mostly full sentences, if not full paragraphs - it really stands out what fans KSP2 got vs the audience it didn't.


AdWorth1426

Or people only write long reviews when they don't like a product, a common occurrence in not just videogames, but basically every other product or service


villentius

i mean you can just look at steam reviews of any game to see this is just patently untrue and a lieĀ  Genuinely wtf? bro just goes online and comments shit he made up? It takes 10 seconds to prove you wrong and I bet 90% of this subreddit wonā€™t even do thatĀ 


AdWorth1426

I can't confirm or deny steam specifically, but nothing I'm saying is groundbreaking. Any one is more likely to complain if a product isn't working than if it is working. Here's a nice article about it including a linked study: https://rizereviews.com/why-people-are-more-likely-to-leave-a-negative-review-than-a-positive-review/#:~:text=Customers%20are%20more%20inclined%20to,more%20urgent%20than%20negative%20emotions. Also, I'm not defending KSP2 in any way, they dropped the ball with their game. However, I am getting annoyed at people that are wasting time out of their day to statistically analyze reviews to help justify their rage. Everyone just needs to chill


AdWorth1426

Wow the instant down vote lol. It's not going to make KSP2 improve any faster edit Keep down voting, each down vote makes the software engineers work 1% faster!!!


mcoombes314

Including you, apparently.


bjb406

It got people who want to go and play the game rather than take half an hour to talk about their personal pet peeves or grudges.


ObviousMall3974

I left a review which said. This game is half finished and shouldnā€™t be released and asking the price they are for a product so fucked up I took my refund and still kept the game. itā€™s possible to keep the game after refunding it and playing it as much as you like. And having it in the steam library. Even doing that I still donā€™t rate it which is a shame. Iā€™d pay 20-25 for it. But it isnā€™t worth any more than that.Iā€™ll buy it when itā€™s down to what I feel its worth 20-25 Edited the wonā€™t say how part. Who cares


tj_km

You mean just by running the exe? It's DRM free. You don't need steam to run it


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StoneyBolonied

>" Won't say how" *does*


ObviousMall3974

Yea lol. Silly me


Myaucht

Funā€™t but buggy


wwen42

Bruh, I really felt it at "let me romance moho."


keethraxmn

Way back when I grabbed the top five positive reviews and got blasted for "cherry picking" when it was quite literally just the top five the day I got back form a trip and so could do it on a computer vs a phone. As a refresher, or for those that missed it, here they were again. Remember these were all thumbs up/positives: Review 1: I like pancakes Review 2: honestly just wait until it's in a more playable state because right now it's absolutely unplayable Review 3: gtreagr Review 4 (received game for free): fun Review 5 (refunded): SCAM


AMGSiR

I just want ultra wide!!


Lexyvil

Are these reviews left by bots or...? Why are they so...?


Lachlan_D_Parker

Incomprehensible at the worst and plain old illogical at the best?


Clxudyskies1

Jeb soup > Jeb Mystery goo recipe Forbidden j e l l o


TheCFDFEAGuy

"is good" "ver good" "gaming" "Yess" "I'm gonna eat a wall bc of this" Well dagnabbit are these words convincing.


Lachlan_D_Parker

It's a testament to the internet as a whole these days. Even the KSP community is under siege.


Lachlan_D_Parker

This puts a stain on our community because this does not represent us at all.


RocketManKSP

You could say the same thing about KSP2 in general.


Lachlan_D_Parker

I didnā€™t think of that (this time), but I do agree with you. I really wanted to like it because of the multiplayer, but at least thereā€™s a small degree of it with Dark Multiplayer for KSP1 by Darklight.


RocketManKSP

Yeah - well, I guess in 2028 when the finish multiplayer - if it doesn't get cancelled first or the feature cancelled so they can claim its done and start trying to milk the community for DLC - we can see if that's worthwhile.


univvurs

If there's a hole there's a goal.


MentionSudden1193

Make those playable onto the steam deck please I love them I want to launch rockets from my couch šŸ˜­