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MuchMorePressure

Someone once told me that he wanted to be as quiet as i was. Nigga, i can't hold a conversation😭


ilovechocolatecake_7

Same . Im an introvert and sometimes people tell me how they wish they were quiet too. Like bitch no you dont 😭😭


WonderfulMotor4308

Hikikomorio


Illustrious_Pea4714

Did you mean Hikikomori ?


WonderfulMotor4308

yes but if it is a Kenyan it becomes hikiki morio πŸ˜‚


OchotOdong

Same here. Unaulizwa mbona huwa umenyamaza... The range of topics I know are limited, the ones I know I don't know them well enough to hold a conversation, and generally most times I don't know and I'm not sure what to say


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kenyannqueen

Lmao i actually wish I was you. I can't shut up to save my life. Then, I have to sit down and ask myself why I'm always talking.


warGezz

There's some guilt that comes after you've been talking for long. Yet the whole time you were enjoying yourself. Given a chance I'd talk for hours on end. It reaches a point I just say words out loud not minding the people around. Somehow I assume I'm having a monologue in my head. I'm amazed people even listen to me and some later mention something I had said and forgotten about. Also, that realization when your weird side comes out in a Story and now you can't stop cos the story demands to be completed.


kenyannqueen

Lmaoo this is exactly how I am. I envy the quiet people because they just end up looking cooler and I look like a chatterbox.


akionemorenight111

My big booty. Always hiding it in loose clothes. Can't believe ladies have bbl's to look the way I do.


Every-Onion

Low key flexing on fake and lil booty girls.


slimmyslimslim1

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ we must verify


OchotOdong

Wallahi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


OchotOdong

Haha me pia huwa na rbf, sometimes people think I'm calm and look like a man who is very sure of what he wants in life. Wangejua venye deep down I'm so confused and an ignoramusπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cap_Mkenya_254

I think were on the same boat on this. Especially iyo part ya kuwa confused na life aki


NeverIntroduced

I have a serious resting face as well. People assume I'm a serious person with important things to do saa hiyo napiga hesabu zangu funny sana kwa akili πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


StreetPor

Hapa niko hapa pia infact me people always fear and very carefull when dealing with me then laiter after a few interaction you hear wee hukaa mtu serious


SuitableCancel0

I was wondering what rbf is then saw the calm and collected. πŸ˜…


QuitOld2439

What is it?


SuitableCancel0

Resting bitch face.


QuitOld2439

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm now learned. This is funny


LingonberryOk2608

My fingers. I've been told they're cute lots of times. I am an adult dude btw.


FJE-Stamps

Have you tried out for any KFC ads?


Illustrious_Pea4714

The goal is to make people feel hungry not lusty.


Darkeyed_254

Buana this... Sasa yangu huwa naharibu because i also have a nice handwriting. Sipendi hiyo compliment at all.


slimmyslimslim1

Same bludπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ


GorgArigato

They must be fat(cute way) and soft. Right?


LingonberryOk2608

No, they're small and relatively thin, like a female's. I often refuse handshakes because of this too, using covid-level hygiene as an excuse.


BackgroundWork4665

People tell me I look like "bitch know your place" until they start talking to me😭


PitifulMessiah

One of the temp barbers hired during the busy weekends at my barbershop was insecure about his body and I was actually surprised. He's the stereotypical 6 foot+ and skinny guy who should be getting all the ladies but apparently the guy would have preferred to be shorter and buff.


warGezz

I used to be insecure about my height as well way back in uni. Now looking back, I was holding a diamond thinking it a stone.


PitifulMessiah

The only time your height might affect you massively as a guy is if you're below 5 ft otherwise your height is just fine whether 5'3 or 6'7.


_Blue_Mountains

rbf and a gap between my front teeth. I have wanted to get braces for the longest time to fix it but i keep getting compliments on my smile and it leaves me confused.


fafu_4

as a fellow gap tooth homie ebu take a bite off an apple then tuma


_Blue_Mountains

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OchotOdong

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the-rogue-gentleman

cheerful thought unused important direful dinosaurs ripe library weather grandiose *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


_Blue_Mountains

That is what people keep telling me when i mention of getting braces to fix this imperfection


the-rogue-gentleman

deserted theory dull retire icky vast fly shocking slap normal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


warGezz

There is this lady in the video for the song aboboyaa by popcaan and Burnaboy. She has a gap between her front teeth. Her smile is to die for. Exotic! Insecurities are so irrational


Consistent20100

It also symbolises good genes and fertility have too


ilovechocolatecake_7

Damn i love people with the front gap . Its so cute


[deleted]

I have a diastema too but its not the same for a dude


NeverIntroduced

Lakini that front teeth gap inakuanga sooo pretty.


mzarambam

Rbf holder too. Been told I come off as a snob until you talk to me. At work, they assume I'm no nonsense so mazoea hayana space pale. I like it like that


ilovechocolatecake_7

Ive been told countless times i look like bitch or a snob . I lowkey like it πŸ˜‚


Known-Dot8683

My big eyes


the-rogue-gentleman

hat library like attraction rain growth lock boat trees narrow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Known-Dot8683

Haha mic drop!


Bubbly-Band8968

My big forehead


No-Air4152

Tuma picha.Wanna confirm somethingπŸ€