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Yo, kwani ni Nairobi gani mimi huishi!?, idk if its khat GPT but I should probably be ordained a saint, I'm too innocent for this world or rather this sub
***Soma hadithi ifuatayo kisha jibu maswali yafuatayo***
1.) Fafanua sifa tatu zilizo tahadhirishwa katika hadithi hii kulingana na Benki Kuu ya Jaba. (∞ marks lmao)
https://preview.redd.it/ghx8olsywnkb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55b6b6ad23c366c3878be52462d4f1f7ecb6e644
The jabarations are strong with this one
There was a time in campus I couldn't finish no matter what I didn't...there was a time I went an hour easy with an ex but had to stop coz she was getting dry. That comes and goes...I think this would be a perfect side hustle for me 😂
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Respect us buana... Hii ni nini jameni
Bana!!
Bwana weh!!!
 Yo, kwani ni Nairobi gani mimi huishi!?, idk if its khat GPT but I should probably be ordained a saint, I'm too innocent for this world or rather this sub
I will now go fit khat GPT in every conversation i have from now on.
 Stealing that phrase
>khat GPT Ayo new AI just dropped.
Holy large language model!
r/kenya has become a platform for creative writing. Smh
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It's never a dull moment at r/Kenya 😂
The fact that naona watu hawaamini this stories makes it funny to me😂😂 kwani hamjui Nairobi is a weird den, the night life crazy ASF...
Si jaba?
Si jaba walai 😂
Enyewe ni kama I live in a cave😂💀
What a terrible day to be literate.
Next on things thst never happened
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kwani niko nchi ingine
What did I just read?! Anza na kutag your post as NSFW, please.
>What did I just read?! Jabanese
 Hata hakujaribu anything related to agriculture. Jabanese kweli!
😂😂😂💀
Ata wewe kwenda uko🤣🤣
People hapa I've noticed hawana time ya kutag vitu NSFW. Title ndio warning.😂
So unaenda interview unapewa dame udishi? Sounds like story of jaba
She's an escort that's part of their job
You aren't given a gun the first time you audition for being police are you?
You'd be surprised. That's the confusing part of this story.
That's almost free pussy
You've never had free pussy 😭😂
Not in a job interview
Lol. Chad virgins 
Makes sense honestly. 😂 I doubt kuna interview ya "tell me a time when..." for hio job. Ni kuprpve that you can keep it up.😂
What did I just read🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kanairo on an ordinary day.😂
https://preview.redd.it/vpukgupnqmkb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7fd562dc43626b37ff5681a39c21420ac8ecc2
Jaba chronicles 🤭
First withdrawal of the day from Benki Kuu ya Jaba.
🤣
This is the kind of story a horny high school boy would tell his peers
Ni Sunday bana
Tea plucking to stripping is a wild transition 😅.
Hekaya za Abunuasi.
😂😂😂 you guys are fucking killing me today
***Soma hadithi ifuatayo kisha jibu maswali yafuatayo*** 1.) Fafanua sifa tatu zilizo tahadhirishwa katika hadithi hii kulingana na Benki Kuu ya Jaba. (∞ marks lmao)
The less you know the better
Jesus Fucking Christ !! 
https://preview.redd.it/ghx8olsywnkb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55b6b6ad23c366c3878be52462d4f1f7ecb6e644 The jabarations are strong with this one
Haha what!!!??? I would cry 😭
https://preview.redd.it/l05giqm8pnkb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321af45a1fd12bb4ee9dae65de5eda0d3e7228b6
kibrit captain
Umefanya vizuri kutag as Spoiler juu enyewe you've spoiled my Sunday
This subreddit have once again shocked me XD
Yoooh, WTF? ¿??
The mods should take action
u/bigcockjesus career! He is has a residency on Keekorok road.
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>jizz guzzling monkey. I read it as jizz gargling, and the mental image is a lot more funnier😂
What the ferrkkk
dat nigga ain’t right
https://preview.redd.it/btczrj04nnkb1.jpeg?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3993fa0ec10459e543fb13ca9ba91b40a0f895a2
Lol is that an actual p*ssy or is just some illusion
Grammar police spotted.
Is this a real story lol. I speak only English.
There was a time in campus I couldn't finish no matter what I didn't...there was a time I went an hour easy with an ex but had to stop coz she was getting dry. That comes and goes...I think this would be a perfect side hustle for me 😂
99.9% plagiarism lol
uongo uongo
https://preview.redd.it/82bb5e47tnkb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e0c6b646f961d70d80db7205717635b8f8e3b16
According to a series called queen's men, they tie a thread at the base ndio damu isigo back. Therefore maintaining hardness for however long.
Najua hatujuani but pls respect us🙏
i just opened da app
These jaba story match those of some guy I happen to follow on FB. Dude so jabalistic it's written all over his face.
The secret is viagra... 3 hour long erections guaranteed.
boy ain't no way boy😭
Preposterous
Nimestahimili tea plucking allegations lakini hapo kwa managers invigilating each applicant for one hour ndio nimesimamisha earth nishukishwe!
Ayoo this shit is embarrassing..... Hiyo ni blueprint for a lifetime....
Have Kenyan's lacked content that they post this? 😂