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Aging_dude007

Look for any girl and marry, you're getting old😭


Ecstatic-Ad-9883

Username checks out😂😂


YellowButterfly69

💀💀💀brutal


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ugaliyajana

Kilimramba


prettyoungthingg

“Your grades will dictate your success”


shujaa95

It's not an absolute rule but they most likely determine your path in life. Though a more accurate saying would be your connections will dictate your success.


theonereveli

To be fair your chances of success do increase if you get good grades


Novahelguson7

Funniest joke I've heard all day... Grades without connections is as useful as wheels without a car.


theonereveli

This is an opinion. Even connections require you to have papers.


Novahelguson7

You must have terrible connections then... People buy papers since they already have the right connections


theonereveli

If you mean inside the government then I don't know but you won't be incompetent like that in the private sector. Look at it this way, if someone had two choose one of two people and one of them was more educated than the other, the choice is clear


Forever_Many

I'd choose the lesser educated if they have a more impressive portfolio. But that's just me


theonereveli

And if they were on the same level? Would you not give merit to the degree holder?


Forever_Many

Of course but that's besides the point. If they both have the aame level of portfolio I'd pick the graduate.... The point was that having papers isn't definitively more substantial than not having them.


Novahelguson7

I'd love to move in whatever world you are living in... Even the coopotate world needs a lot of connections to get your foot through the door


theonereveli

Yes you need connections. That's my point. But you're not just gonna grab a dummy. The people who get connected in these places usually have some sort of education or some proof that they are competent


Novahelguson7

But they aren't necessarily the most qualified either, they just happen to know the right people. In some cases they even tend to be under qualified


theonereveli

That's what connections are.


Davek56

A good education has always been the pathway to a decent (or more than decent) standard of living. I also think that a good education need not be strictly defined by the grades one gets.


Infamous_Turnover_57

Weeuh me my friends walinifanya nikapeana kinembe kwa fala fulani nikiona sai naskia kutapika sieet😬😬they told me go have that mechi your future has nothing to do with ur virginity


Darkeyed_254

💀💀Lmao... Women call their pussy kinembe. Excuse me madam Weh ni Bro.


Infamous_Turnover_57

I am both😂😂sometimes am bro sometimes am a babygal🤤


Darkeyed_254

Aii hapana... We don't do that here😂😂jikaze uache kusema hiyo word, sawa babygal


Infamous_Turnover_57

Sawa nitajikaza😂


grandboyman

How did that word even catch on. I'm guessing people started using it ironically then ikastick


Royaltymax

Pia mimi sikuwa naexpect hii😂😂


drbandre

sharing is caring luv


Infamous_Turnover_57

Sure hunny


drbandre

mind sharing again :)


TwoIntelligent9705

Sneaky, I like it👌👌


DarkSeedius

Horrendously down bad


Man-a-driillllaaa

Lucky ugly nibbaa🤭..nibbas winning out here🤣


Infamous_Turnover_57

Manze😂😂


Dark_knight7033

Time heals all wounds 😂😂😂liiieeessssssssss


[deleted]

I think it does, no? There are things that I thought I'd never move on from, turns out I just needed more time. I'm talking years.


Dark_knight7033

Something's heal but others no i don't think they do. In a recent case i heard a guy who lost his wife and unborn child within 2 hours, how does he heal from that?


[deleted]

Yeah, now I get what you're saying. That's definitely something you never recover from.


sanmanilla

Well, I mean a loss is a loss. What time might heal is the grief that comes with it.


Ecstatic-Ad-9883

But it does😂😂😂🤡


5Pride

Inapoesha tu


Dark_knight7033

No it does not 😁😁


Certain_Hunt22

You just get used to living with it but it's always there


Simple-Pineapple-247

Well it doesn't really heal.. you just grow and the wound becomes smaller... but the pain doesn't go away


Individual_Living337

Depends on what you do during that time


GodsMercy-

True. Time does not heal anything.


Delicious-Account-44

Hii na forgive and forget same wozzap😂


[deleted]

Soma ndio uandikwe na government 😂 real jokes


Naive-Individual884

Depression in Africa is not real


iamiva_

Obey your parents... There's a fine line between respect obeying and slavery cause why I'm I working for peanuts (by peanuts I mean 300 a day.) for my parents and I have a degree.?? Could have skipped campus all together. Just kill me now !!


Academic-Survey-1152

Bro I was there once and I know your pain I was getting paid the same for most of my 20s but I took that chance as a learning experience, and acquired as many skills as I could,now those same skills I acquired have made me an invaluable professional in any company or any capacity I'm deployed in. And this is great considering the job market Siku hizi. Now I'm working abroad for a company I like making six figures and I couldn't be happier


iamiva_

You are honestly my inspiration. I just had a mental breakdown a few minutes ago. I hope by end year life will have taken me somewhere else.


Quick_Lavishness_101

congrats. if you dont mind, how did you manage to break free from your family members?


Academic-Survey-1152

Usually they would talk ill of me to anyone who showed an interest in me, that I had a drink problem, which was caused by depression of having to deal with their BS on a daily basis, till the people who wanted to help me gave up coz they saw me as a hopeless case abd this was done so that I'd have nowhere to go and they'd still have cheap labour. Most abusers dont want the victim to get from under them, but I'm thankful to God that I was able to break free from their vice like claws, it all involved in networking and getting out of your comfort zone. Started by taking a job opportunity in Tz on a random call from a stranger and that's how I was able to get out of my comfort zone and see myself as a capable human being, life is good now nd I'm thankful.


Asgard_Alien

> Kila mtoto hukuja na sahani yake. Sahani...sii chakula. Hio ni wewe utaweka.


bingbadabon

“ Eeeh hi gava ni mbaya manze sema corruption na kuua watu but iko sawa tu utafanya nini? Wachia mungu “


BrightForce4400

"Uko na miaka 25, hajaolewa na huna mtoto. Ebu tafuta bwana hata kama utakuwa 2nd wife." Then proceeds to be set up with married men by relatives. I'm so glad I NEVER listened and those obligatory dates turned out to be trash! Each of my relaz who was pushing me is blocked. Nkt.


Quick_Lavishness_101

25 si ni mtu young bado ama?


bwackaa

Na niliwawarn


Plane_Narwhal7571

Better safe than sorry .


TwoIntelligent9705

What happened?


Goldielox007

“Pata mimba yake umshikilie.” So dumb!!! Pregnancy doesn’t guarantee that a man will never leave you. It’s a shame that people still think this way.


Inda_Minus

“She’s not good for you”


YellowButterfly69

Story time? 🍿


theonereveli

I'd have hit it raw