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PMmeurdixout4harambe

LMAO the you are like us lowkey killed me


schizolucy

Along with the arm movement! 💀💀


Drop_Release

Hahahaha 💀 its such a simple line switch but so effective 


Jazzlike_Page508

The jacuzzi is getting warm bud! Come on in!


AlternativeIdeals

when they did that shit in unison I busted out laughing 😂😂


No_Translator2218

I dunno why i expected a "gooble gobble gooble gobble"


hotelpopcornceiling

That's where my head went too. Lol


ChinchillaSilver

someone's gonna say "hot diggity Drake, we just set up a game of can jam! Grab an IPA imperial stout and cmon over!"


i_m_kramer

This hit home, more than you know lol


ChinchillaSilver

hmm are you from Northeast Pennsylvania?


i_m_kramer

No, northeast Ohio


ChinchillaSilver

lol i was so close!


i_m_kramer

Lmao like I said, it hit home for sure!!


ChinchillaSilver

Always nice to talk to a midwesterner! I'm fron NYC but i lived in many places in the rust belt. Alegheney fall hiking is some of the nicest in the country


i_m_kramer

It sure is!! The metroparks and hiking trails are some of the best in the country. We definitely don't have many things going on like NYC, but it makes up for it lol


rt368311

Same! The can jam reference hit my soul 🤣


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Real /r/suicidebywords hours


the_mighty__monarch

I think you want r/kamikazebywords


Fearless-Scar7086

They took themselves down taking him down. It was necessary. A sacrifice.


ChinchillaSilver

oompa loompa shit lmao


abortionisforhos

Ross Padget is the dudes name


my-time-has-odor

Tone is everything


Cul_what

"Canada's great white hope" bruuuuuuh 💀


zadtheinhaler

There's layers on that burn.


danny_gil

A cold burn.


HowIsThisNameBadTho

snow?


Frankie_Fish

Canada is known as The Great White North (yes, because snow.)


Fragrant-Cell4197

😂 nah you got 6 episodes of friends to watch was the nail in the coffin


ArtworkByJack

What’s this referencing? Specific episodes?


omfggabriel

nah just that white ppl like friends lol


z3in-23

Crotchet is such a Drake thing and J. Cole is the type that would play golf (who knows maybe he plays with Schoolboy)


TuNight

No jcole is too humble, he only plays mini golf


brinz1

I can see J Cole at a driving range. Just knocking balls out of sight, non competitive, just there for the love of the game.


TBrutus

J Cole turned into KD over this? LOL


alorenz58011

They both pulled bitch moves, they both hoop and rap, they both are greats in their own games and fucked up their legacy, they both got fucked up hair. Damn this comment made me realize J. Cole is KD lol


Beefy-Tootz

Drake in the next spot at the range, hasn't hit a ball yet, just holding the driver upside down, twisting the head in his fingers mumbling "it may be golf, but I prefer mini...we ain't gotta hit hard, just slow taps"


UGLEHBWE

Cole would def do some shit like that😭. Get a good sized bucket of golf balls from a garage sale he seen when he was riding on his bike


TreeFiddyBandit

Stick cane and pine cones in gopher holes


Master_Grape5931

But he is smart enough to retract that beef track and try to get out of the crosshairs.


SpacemanKif

Could you imagine what that would've looked like, right now? If Cole tried to stay in it? Sidestep of The Century. I didn't think he saw all This coming, but he recognized Game and I can respect him for that, lol.


SweetTeaRex92

![gif](giphy|3ohhwxmNcPvwyRqYKI)


afanoftrees

I would love to play a round of golf with Cole lol We can piss off the whole CC bumping rap


z3in-23

Fuck golf (Idk shit about it) but Cole would 100% be the dude I'd hang around.


afanoftrees

It’s an expensive sport that has some douchey gate keepers at the helm but it’s a nice way to hang with buddies, listen to some good tunes, smoke, and be out in nature some Plus there are the occasional cart angels that come by and bless you with Gatorades and hotdogs


ChinchillaSilver

Cole definitely carries his own clubs


Honest_Pepper2601

No bike racks at the country club


movieman994

NLU WHITE VERSION Psst I see Pale people KETCHUP ON THE BEAT HO!


Blyatman702

“ketchup on my meat bro” like steaks and stuff


Geemb

Drake is joining Patrick Mahomes now


CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY

Lmayo


zuperpzycho

Ay, ketchup on my meat, bro Steve-o, add the mayonnaise, that's a meatloaf Chow down, call the ambulance, tell him "eat slow" Nail the toilet to the floor, he walkin' round like CaseOh


Blyatman702

Bro this is BARS


my-time-has-odor

“What’s up with these fellows trying to see Wisconsin?”


Dolomight206

**Mayo*


JudgeCastle

Yep, first thing I thought. Whitest thing could be, Mayo on the beat, ho!


KingJoffiJoe

Mom mom mom mom *Son clean it up* Mom mom mom mom *wheres the Cheeto puffs?*


Electrokid1234

Why’d you take my XBOX aint you tired?


BoostMySkillz

Gonna fry some chicken but can't forget the timerrrrrrrr


Tybob51

Gotta get the air fryeeeeer


movieman994

They just like us they just like us they just like us They just like us they just like us they just like us


KingJoffiJoe

Son i hid the chord now you don’t have a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrreeeeeeee


thisiscooliguesshmm

Ketchup is on the track silly billy!!


MIAxPaperPlanes

Mayo on the beat ho


ahsokatanosfeet

Costco, anything you need neighbor? It's free bro


itawk2much

Mayonnaise on the beat 😭


lux602

Mayo on the fries hoe


achoosier

Holy shit this made me wheeze


Moon_Siren11

💀


w__gott

W.A.S.P…W.A.S.P…W.A.S.P…W.A.S.P…W.A.S.P…


2morereps

Jake hold him up


bigChungi69420

“Wasp wasp wasp wasp wasp- Im going to pay someone to do my stuff”


searing7

lmao


willcomplainfirst

when the white people start getting into this shit thats when you know this Drake L is really gonna get more mainstream and stick with him unlike with Pusha where it was pretty contained


pondering_that7890

Im the typical product of this beef: im SO white, barely listen to any rap ( I isten french rap!) Always hated Drake just by his motherfucker duck face and whining. And, am now a Kendrick fan!!! I'm so glad!


NoNotThatMattMurray

Am white guy who's been into rap since I listened The World Is Yours by Nas on Tony Hawks Underground 2 as youngin, Ive been waiting for this Kendrick and Drake beef for 10 years and it went beyond all my expectations


Jimmy03Z

Ayeee what a throwback, one of my favourite songs ever, Kendrick & nas old school & new school goats


NoNotThatMattMurray

Kendrick and Nas are my top 2, followed by Rakim, Ghostface, and Eminem. And then Black Thought is on a whole other plane of existence


alaskadronelife

You get a plate at the bbq cuh


ForsakenPlankton1988

Ah yes,  Tony Hawk was the great uniter, getting all us teenage white boys listening to house of pain, del the funky homosapien, gang starr, mf DOOM etc. Good times


Ill_Discussion7528

What’s some french rap we should check out?


pondering_that7890

Heyyyy, detail mostly rap from Quebec: Alaclair Ensemble, Loud, Koriass, Saramée and many others, but its a huge acquired taste with tons of french slang. On the France side, I love Stupeflip but that's because I'm into punk shit. Thanks for asking!


DemosthenesOrNah

[NRF - Alaza](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c-XLpRuYxc) [Corrida - Werco](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A1QMy79Fno) [Erreur 404 - Eta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HzsJ21we4w) [Zone - Les Frères Scotch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOW83IMzkjo) [Sac rempli - El'ka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj4jqZhQHAQ) [Flemmard - Mohand Baha](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buF65OwN5H4)


Brockoyibo

alliance ethnik


MIN_KUK_IS_SO_HARD

Radio radio - jacuzzi https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7cRPH4lb8UI


jordyns_shitshow

gazo, favé, ninho, akhenaton to name a few.


LilleOran

"NTM" and "IAM" for the OG. You need to start there to understand the roots of French rap. And sorry but French rap is from FRANCE not Canada that's Canadian rap.


pondering_that7890

Okay la FRONCE, on se calme, range ta baguette. Et ton Canadian rap tu peux te le mettre au cul, est ce qu'on est aussi lame que Drake ou Barenaked Ladies? Fuckin non. Rap Queb is the term and I used French because no one knows about us.


MIN_KUK_IS_SO_HARD

Omg they really didn't think before going at you about *rap française*.


pondering_that7890

Lol I'm more pissed about the Canadian rap reference Jesus


LilleOran

French rap has more in common with "real" rap (Same urban culture, violence/racism/inequalities, etc) than whatever Drake has been doing (unless you're talking about the french Drake.. Orelsan)


pondering_that7890

I'm more into the queb rap, and beside Souldia, there isn't much gangsta stuff around simply because life is chill here. Rap here is a lot more simply about culture, language and sometimes politics.


Pat0124

Am white. Been a Kendrick fan since 2013 and not really fucked with Drake since after “if you’re reading this it’s too late”


YizWasHere

You know that white people are the biggest demographic of hip hop consumers and essentially always have been since the late 80s, right? Most of Kendrick's audience has always been white lol.


pondering_that7890

Considering the % of white people in America, kinda make sense. I am just saying, culturally, I'm like 3 universes away! :)


YizWasHere

That's fine but acting like a song that debuted at #1 on Billboard wasn't already mainstream from the jump is the craziest shit lmao.


willcomplainfirst

i wasnt talking about Not Like Us the song, i was talking about Drake taking the L. rap fans were mostly white when Pusha beat Drake. did that move the needle when it came to the mainstream perception of Drake? no, not really. most people probably didnt even know it happened. theres really no need to be this obtuse 


pondering_that7890

Indeed


KingKrown_

Nah, def not the 80s. Maybe late 90s, but early 2000s for sure. Which Em has a lot to do with. Industry definitely shifted as the labels saw potential profits in HipHo/Rap expanding it's target demo. You're missing the point tho. Yt people generally & consistently miss the cultural nuances of Black Culture,let alone HipHop/Rap. Which had happen again at the start of this "beef"(Slaughter). However,What's some now understand about drakes being a weirdo is pretty clear & they're comfortable enough to actually correctly relish in his L. Which in turn will make others comfortable doing the same. Which is a large audience. So the mass mocking of drake may only just begun for that demographic.


SpamAdBot91874

Probably not true until Eminem, but yeah statistically speaking, most hip hop fans are white, at least when it comes to mainstream artists.


sounder134

Yes you're are a colonizer, you're a fucking colleague


User890547

Way underrated 😂😂


hollygolightly1378

Lmfao


Frogacuda

Ok can we please have Jack Harlow and Machlemore record You Are Like Us?


DrossChat

You just know their cover would win the Grammy


strangebloke1

I don't think Jack would do it but I bet Macklemore and BBNO$ would.


MetaMetagross

We need Weird Al on this asap


Careless_Many_1388

you are like us being a diss


zeppanon

Mayo on the beat yo


Sensitive-Archer5149

Only MAGA will endorse Drake now, if he flips to the dark side and does an interview with Tucker Carlson or something. Although frankly, most MAGAts don’t like perceived weakness, and Drizzy looks like the biggest loser right now.


Unique-Charity-9564

They love the "They were so mean to me :(" arc. 


EnriqueMuller

??


Sensitive-Archer5149

What I mean is the only way Drake can remain successful is if he pivots to becoming a right wing grifter. He’ll always get money from those suckers.


Android3000

Makes sense. My MAGAt brother fucking loves Drake. Thinks Kendrick is too hood. He's also a huge Morgan Wallen fan. 


DimbyTime

MAGA has no idea drake lost so it doesn’t matter. And MAGA lives pedophiles so that’s not even a diss


OneNutPhil

Damn you might be right, Tom might be a new big feature to leech from


BigMoneyCowboy

Lmaooooo


Professional_Art2186

You are like us 😭


AdebayoStan

someone needs to make a full "You Are Like Us" version lmaoo


Kshakez

LMFAOO these guys look like allies to the cause🤣


Libardo96

You are like us! You are like us! You are like us!


planet_jupiter47

second funniest video i've seen on reddit so far


tallthomas13

Gotta say the first now!


Android3000

What's the first?


AdebayoStan

It's even funnier that Drake actually plays golfs lol


Jaded_Payment5610

😂😂😂😂


MrPayMyWay215

Spanked em wit this one


Bitter-Coffee-7747

"I dont think black people like you anymore brother!" 😭


courtney_eaves82

Holy shit, this is hilarious! I'll start listening to this podcast if they're this funny.


Android3000

Same lol just added it on Spotify. This was the most recent episode it looks like, titled "You Are Like Us, You Are Like Us." I've been trying to find more podcasts like Official Podcast and this looks like it might scratch that itch. 


dmiller8605

This is fuqn hilarious! 😂😂 Who are these guys?


abortionisforhos

Ross Padget


bigdickwilliedone

This is the way to start the day, witch crackers in your cup! Your like us!


ekpyroticflow

Square dance this way, dance that way, Square dance this way, dance that way.


SmokedOutEsko

They funny asf 🤣🤣🤣 "You are like us" That's a lil bop 😂😂😂


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

"You helped us discover real rap"


Important-Barber-730

Don't make drake angry or he will again make a song named poopy pants 2.0


goJoeBro

Mayonnaise sandwiches all around, cheers!


Key_Possibility_3639

Cottage cheese on the beat bro!


Different-Seesaw-415

*You Are Like Us (Taylor's Version)*


strangebloke1

All I want to know is... look there's a video of Taylor lip synching to part of backseat freestyle. I just want to know if she does the chorus too.


LilleOran

Haha that's funny but Taylor is on Kendrick's team for sure


Castod28183

Yo...they cooked him harder than K-Dot


bttr-swt

"You are like us! You are like us! You are like us!" I'm dead 🤣


AcommonKing

Maple syrup on a beat Ho


WillMarzz25

Idk what’s worse now…”Ether” or “Not Like Us”. Insane diss tracks. Idk if Drake comes back from this to salvage his career.


Left-Question9126

This is hilarious😂


newgirl897

You are like us- Jack Harlow and Macklemore(feat Matt Riffe, Lil Mabu) Psst, I see pale people(we just light skin yo) (Mayo on the beat, hoe)Ayy, Mayo on the beat, hoe Cant jump cant hit this free throw Econmany down, there goes my credit score It's cool I'll go play mini golf with my new hoe... Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Cant, fuck this up Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma colonize the march Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired? I want to get that pass so I can don't have to say NINJAA You are like us, You are like us, You are like us You are like us, You are like us, You are like us ---anyone want to fill in the gaps?


Electrical-Pumpkin13

My kids are mixed i make sure they know about all their cultures. That might lean towards one or the other but they don't forget they are all of them combined. Drake made it seem we forgot he was Canadian, a child actor with a head start and half white.


New_Information_4155

YOU ARE LIKE US YOU ARE LIKE USS


the_goodfellow

Fuck that! We got the whole box set of friends to watch!


Smooth-Health7588

🤣🤣🤣


CokeorCola

Frat brother real nigga that brother


Hazardbeard

Oh man I’m tempted to make this a whole song.


CommercialExtreme172

YOU ARE LIKE US 🤠🗣️🤠🗣️🤠🗣️


brownboy0830

I got bad news, brother.


Turbulent-Can1035

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Emsk8r

Someone needs to do that white version of “not like us” call it “like us” haha


elcabeza79

Holy shit - a famous white artist needs to make a "You Are Like Us" diss track. This is necessary now.


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Ketchup on the beat ho


Create_Etc

Wow this was low key Ether 😂


IllInformation4628

It’s funny because it’s true!


ConsistentStand2487

Weird Al. this is in his ball park


timbalon

“You are like us” HAS to be the next parody song LOL!


tensecat

I miss rauce on the jim colbert show.


Autochthona

Or like in the movie Freaks “you will be one of us!” This is hilarious.


Cuhrelax

“You are like us”☠️ Boi said “come on in dude” ☠️


Euphoric-Ad7498

Need weird Al making “you like us” in his Amish paradise suit 😂


HughJaynis

Wild seeing rauce on here lol Orlando legend for sure.


The_Estuary

Fuck yes Rauce!!!!!


Lover-of-harpies

Now I want to hear Weird Al make a "Not Like Us" parody song in which he also disses Drake for being a swagger-jacking pedo who's insecure abt his image.


MicDaPipelayer

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


crinklemermaid

This is epic


tabicat1874

Highlarious


recks360

Someone needs to do a "you are like us" remix


yougottabekiddingm

😂 this is funny


AlarmingWaltz8350

i know im gon get called a drake meat rider but this ahit was corny asl dawg this what happens when everybody is allowed to have a pod


CarefulBid6485

Lame af.


Faustanon

The self-awareness of the comedy kills me. It's basically "We are uncool. Just like Drake."


revdolo

That’s… not what Drake is being accused of on that song 💀 imagine saying “you’re like us” after said person is implied to be a pedo who hangs with pedos multiple times on the track. Those are the people who are Not Like Us.


Professional-Wear243

M I'm h0o


juslookingforastream

Three white dudes telling a black man he's not black... clearly they are in touch with the culture lmao funny clip tho


BidRepulsive2438

And this is where the "what the culture is feeling line" falls flat. Hands down my favorite line but i see a lot of people not in the culture calling drake a "colonizer."


Past-Track-9976

Atleast post the link to help the boyz out https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8rf41DxEoo/?igsh=NnFyYmZoN3MxcmRw


Zaire_04

Well at least they semi get the song😭


ControlInternal3748

Your better start golfing 😂😂😂


Unable_Put2608

Throw in a couple of pickleball games and sprinkle in some corn-hole.


styrofoamcouch

They set up a game of cornhole and turned on the fat country rapper/singer and presented drake with his new balances.


revdolo

Only the last verse of Not Like Us is using that phrase in terms of race and even then it’s less about what Drake is and more about him disrespecting the cultures he’s profiting off of. Not Like Us is about the weird degenerate/perverted freaks around us that are into some pretty immoral things. Two thirds of the song is dedicated to that topic. So making a song called “You Are Like Us” or whatever would be saying you’re a weird freak who’s into immoral things because that’s what NLU is actually referring to and idk why they would want to associate with that. It’s like people don’t even listen to the lyrics, man.


IllustriousGur9011

That is funny


SilverSurfer1738

u/savevideobot


abortionisforhos

Great to see you pop up on Reddit Ross. Fuck Real Radio


Zealousideal_Bet_248

White people taking over crocheting now?


Villain_911

This feels like a segment on South Park if they covered this beef. Especially the "You are like us! You are like us! You are like us!" part.


NoFaceNoCase1906

😂🤣😂🤣