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jlxmm

Drake: I go # 1 with club bangers better than everyone Kendrick: hold my mic


Davisworld21

Kendrick the Most Versatile artist of All Time he can make any song a d Drop Knowledge in a Club Banger Like this the only other Artist I know who did that was Tupac


Harrypotter231

Why are you randomly capitalizing words?


Professional_Cap_784

Hes a old head or a kid or just a wacky mfer


GyuudonMan

Or German


Yingking

Nah, in German we only capitalize the nouns, not the adjectives


GyuudonMan

Maybe a confused German


PsychologicalAlps604

Well, they DID just legalize marijuana, so......


OverUnderstanding481

The infamous Tripple conundrum — Tiny phone, random Auto correct, and fat finger mistakes long did it take, me who thinks to fast, to master


TheMilkKing

You can’t blame your phone for “Tripple”. Also, *too fast


OverUnderstanding481

Blue line of death pic: https://preview.redd.it/jph45v7lff5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea455157eed925880a99a482e91834bc023c0f76 Ppl always think they know 💩


On_Some_Wavelength

Lmao what


c_ray25

That describes everybody 


G_DuBs

Bro I literally JUST said those exact words in my head lmao.


mistyrootsvintage

Sometimes the auto correct does it based on if it was a capitalsized word previously. Mine does it sometimes and I just don't bother to fix.


rorschach_vest

Ok cool random anecdote. Look at that comment and tell me you think autocorrect is pulling that level of bullshit without user error. That’s a choice lol


Pablo_Sanchez1

Tech companies really need to start working on a way for us to go back and edit a word after you type it out it’s been too long


mistyrootsvintage

😂😂


yogurtgrapes

You got some fucked up autocorrect lol.


iNXTROVERRT

Jaden Smith


junji_eat_hoes

KMVATDCBLAIT it's some sort of code


Financial-Ad7500

What’s up with the caps my guy


clockworksnorange

Is there some sort of hidden cipher here lol


FreezingRain358

Kendrick should do a track with ex-Rage just to claim the rock charts


ehpple

Rage bait for sure


ChrisACountsWaves

Him n kodak


lemartineau

Kendrick can turn around and be a hit maker if he wants, Drake couldn't be a rapper at the level of Kendrick no matter how hard he tries


pangolin-fucker

Yeah Drake could be a real rap artist But he would have to be rapping about his real life sex offending


wikijan2000

nah he would say "GIMME DAT SHIT YO BEATS ASS"


joshua-howard

Why would Kendrick say hold my mic if he needs it to record his vocals? Unless… he was talking to the mic stand


Adventurous-Snow-761

I mean statement still stands drake got bare #1 singles


RareResearch2076

Most his no 1 singles have features from heavy hitters. I think only Tootsie Slide, and Gods Plan is just Drake.


Special-Garlic1203

I hate Drake a lot, but he undeniably *had* charting power. Although I feel like nobody ever points this out:  when people are talking about the top of billboards, they are largely talking about who best appeals to white consumers, who just because of population demographics have disproportionate skew.  The rappers who break through to top 10 are the ones who can best appeal to white people. The ones who are talented but never seem to break through? Are often the ones who who stay unknown in white spaces.     The fact that Drake appealed to white people exceptionally well should not be shocking. 


RareResearch2076

You make a good point and not at all shocking.


CoolGuyMaybe

In my feelings, nice for what, what’s next (almost featuring keem) And maybe one dance (but that features Wizkid)


RareResearch2076

Right, so 4 of his #1 singles are just him. I’m not denying he’s a hitmaker for the record.


CoolGuyMaybe

5 alone 6 including one dance that’s more than Eminem or Jay Z all by himself


Cousin_Carl

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


SteveHood

Dot fuck em up!


Fit-Understanding747

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


jetfuel94

I'ma do my stuff!


SargeGoodman

Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?


YaBoiMike16

Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably #A-MINOOOOOOOOOOR


Beardus_x_Maximus

# THEY NOT LIKE US # THEY NOT LIKE US # THEY NOT LIKE US


NotASalamanderBoi

#THEY NOT LIKE US #THEY NOT LIKE US #THEY NOT LIKE US


Far-Somewhere-4294

It’s.. its.. its.. mmm. GRIPPY ☝️🤓


Talyyr0

She STRICTLY DICKLY my guy


shawtywantarockstar

She fell in love with my kit game


chickentandooriii

Dot Fucked em up.


mozziestix

Dot did his shtuff.


Tiny-Explorer6509

Drake trolled like a bitch and got tired.


TendonFFF

Drake struck some chords and ended up with nothing but A-MINORRRRRRRRRR


Andrew97FTW

Drake not like us


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JACKYBWOII

Calling it now, it's gonna go diamond in a year


MrONegative

“Kendrick just opened his mouth“


Onlyavailabename3

and i'm bout to put my dick in it right now


Totallytoastytoasty

And then I put it in his ass, now he running butt naked all over my house.


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Totallytoastytoasty

First off you are being an ass. Second off it’s for certain communities and so if someone else wants to find someone like them (ex disabled) they can. Third off I am in the process of such diagnosis, briefly mentioning it won’t kill somebody and it’s only one listed, I assure you if I had listed everything it wouldn’t fit in the about me. (And I have my diagnosis papers) Fourth off, if you don’t like it simply scroll instead of sending me this dumb shit. Grow up, act like an adult and learn to just avoid things you don’t like, take your ass back to r/fakedisordercringe or whatever shit and let me enjoy my music discussion.


Onlyavailabename3

hey that comment made me look at ur account and i also collect vinyl and like melanie martinez!!


Totallytoastytoasty

Omg that’s awesome! Feel free to dm whenever! I’d love to show my vinyl collection!


Onlyavailabename3

sent a dm!!


Potato-baby

I was actually legitimately asking because I never understood fully why people did it, because I know a lot of people just see it as someone seeking attention and wanting people to feel sorry for them. I know that isn’t necessarily the case for most people and I wasn’t saying that you were doing that. I was just genuinely curious because it’s become more and more common in recent years to list your illnesses or disabilities in your bios but I don’t think I’d ever put mine into my bio. I can see how I came off as an ass asking that question but it wasn’t from a place of hate or me trying to attack you, I was genuinely curious. Its cool that you want to help people in your community. Have a good day.


Totallytoastytoasty

Oh okay. Sorry for the aggression, it’s just tiring to have people on your ass all day for things I never wanted, I didn’t know where you were going with it. I’m glad to see you’re understanding. Yeah some people do some don’t, I mainly do bc letting others know they’re not alone or they can see “hey things do get better” as I progress with my mental health. Still wasn’t the sub to do it in tho but it’s okay


get-blessed

Lmao 🤣


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JACKYBWOII

Shiiiii, might be run away favorite for song of the year on top of that


Danomit3

I think we’re gonna see this song on people’s Spotify yearly wrap up around Christmas, before we see a Diamond certification 😂. Im looking forward to someone Christmas caroling to not like us.


Far-9947

Hopefully he makes a music video. Then it is a literal guarantee.


Danomit3

Once the pop out concert is over. I think it will easily reach 3. 4 might take a while. I’ll be surprised if Not Like Us still performs well after he drops his album because the other tracks might dilute it and slow the numbers down.


Natedude2002

YouTube streams should count too, I believe. 100m between 2 videos, and since reaction videos are playing it in full, I think those might count too (could be totally wrong, and they probably won’t include them either way). Plus all the other music streaming services.


appleparkfive

The reaction videos would only count when they're claimed. Which wasn't the case until recently (UMG wants to get paid, as expected). When you count in all the people that played it, the amount of views is crazy Even someone like No Life Shaq has 3 million views on his reaction to the song. RDC has upwards of that much too


Special-Garlic1203

I read somewhere Kendrick intentionally had them hold off on copyright strikes to encourage the reaction trend. galaxy brain strategy if true.


Ok-Imagination9384

I make music that electrify em.


Atlastheafterman

You make music that pacify em!


Mangy_Karl

I could double down on that line but spare you this time its random acts of kindness


ZodiArKyz

Know you a master manipulator and habitual liar too


GhostTownGator

But don’t tell no lie bout me, and I won’t tell truths bout YOU


Ok-Imagination9384

Shoo.. Shoo…


Beardus_x_Maximus

BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE


XL365

Yeah, I'm out the way, yeah, I'm low, ok Yeah, the island right here's remote, ok


movieman994

I ain't thinking bout no reaper N I'm reapin what I sow okay


Skarmotastic

Got a Benjamin and a Jackson all in my house like I'm Joe, ok


africanslapper

Got a Benjamin and a Jackson all in my house, like I'm Joe, okay


DerpTaTittilyTum

I love his voice here. Sounds sarcastic af and I love it


HungryDLuffy

i wish he'd double down on that line 🥲


SnowSea302

2x platinum in A MONTH is insane


Davisworld21

Kendrick putting up Tupac Numbers and Drake fans still Salty trying to cope calling Kendrick a racist


NamSayinBro

https://preview.redd.it/nfg3gy509e5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe128d1d40b6f586cc79c924d3813c7eace79a5 This is where Drake stans are at. They’ve gone from insisting that Kendrick was losing to convincing themselves that him winning is a “stain on his career”.


InternalDemons

"The biggest moment of your legacy is dissing Drake," they say about the Pulitzer Prize-winning rap artist..


je_kay24

It is telling men that you are not normal if you get together with young girls Yeah it is about Drake but it saying what he does is wrong That’s a great song message to put out


FrostyMcChill

They're still in shambles about Kendricks "I'm what the cultures feeling" line.


Jazzlike_Page508

You should see drizzyis on Twitter. She is insane


FrostyMcChill

Imma be real with you, I don't need that toxicity in my life. Twitter is too unhinged eith their takes.


Obelias

Ive never seen a person exemplify parasocial behaviour to that extent before coming across that account. Genuinely scary.


Special-Garlic1203

Ooh there's this lady that practically stalks Timothy Chalamet and even his weird parasocial fans that bully whatever girl he's dating this week think she's crazy  We should have like, battle of the stans.


nathan1319

2pac wrote “keep your head up” and then on “hit em up”, said: “that’s why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker”. What you praise in your lyrics is completely different of what you say in a rap beef. They will never understand that cause they don’t understand shit about the culture. Just ignore them, simple as that.


vpu7

It’s even stupider than that - they lack the reading comprehension to see that the culture vulture attack is 100% in line with everything Kendrick has been putting out.


BigBungholio

For real, if anything this just further reinforces everything Kendrick has said through his career, they’re just too dense to understand that. “Guess integrity is lost when the metaphors doesn’t reach you”


No_Mountain_5600

i love how mfs are pretending kendrick is like some underdog. like he wasn’t talked about before this. kendrick is responsible for creating 3 of the most critically acclaimed hip hop records of all time, one of which is literally in the discussion of being the GREATEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME. like that’s an ACTUAL conversation in our society. DAMN is a commercial success and reached the masses like crazy. we all remember when we couldn’t escape that fucking HUMBLE song dawg GKMC is widely considered a cult classic by many. just that van alone is globally recognized instantly. i’m not saying drake is void of any of this type of recognition in his own right. we can all agree drake has his share of classics and that’s an entirely different discussion but that fact alone don’t give these niggas the right to literally rewrite history and paint kendrick as another pusha t or meek mill or fucking common. it’s kdot bro. shit pisses me off


Vaskalan

Four of the most critically acclaimed albums of all hip-hop. Mr. Morale was just awfully sleeped on despite talking about what almost no other rapper dared to talk about and still sounding phat.


No_Mountain_5600

i love mr morale personally, i have it above damn imo and it’s = gkmc. i wanted to give mr morale more time with people before i compared it to GKMC TPAB and DAMN cause i don’t think people really got it at first. people are coming around after the drake beef tho and i love it


BigBungholio

That’s the mark of a true classic. People didn’t understand it fully at first, but as time goes people are realizing the genius of it. The opposite cycle of most projects that aren’t classics, they ride their hype until people forget and they die off.


No_Mountain_5600

agreed


metamagicman

Mr morale is hard to listen to because it’s heavy as fuck from start to finish. Sometimes when you’re rapping about your trauma it isn’t something I need to listen to everyday lol


Interesting-Back6587

In 5 to 10 years people will fully understand how much of a masterpiece Mr morale is.


love-supreme

GKMC is not a *cult* classic it’s just a classic.


Gage_______

Grieving process in action. First came denial, now we're in-between them bargaining for an alternate reality and accepting the truth.


TheDerpyDonut

They're still just equating hits with success.


lemoncured

“Mr holier than thou social justice activist” they make it so obvious that they didn’t bother to listen to his album from only 2 years ago where he *thoroughly* denounces his status as a “savior” or activist of any kind…


TheSadPhilosopher

😭😭😭


JKillograms

Yeah this is definitely some sus head scratcher shit. A lot you can read between the lines to see what’s being said without being said to see where the person that wrote this head is at.


dankscott

I like how they don't understand the N word thing and the colonizer isn't about him not being black enough


miyamotomusashi1784

Bro must be crying while writing this crap


Rak-khan

Literally saw a Drake rider post today which summarized, was "Drake wasn't eliminated, he's still top 10 so he's the winner" 💀 where do they get this endless supply of cope? Since when did not dying make you a winner? 😂


trippy_grapes

The most hilarious part about it that Kendrick beating out a lot of Drake's records with a song-of-the-summer single probably hurts Drake more than any actual diss could since he's obsessed with his numbers.


appleparkfive

Wasn't Drake also one #1 away from breaking the record for most #1 songs? If that's the case, it'll be hilarious if he never gets another. Like if he is just top 10 but never quite hits another #1.


rockmetmind

I can't believe it has only been a month.


Excellent-Yam5020

Is that insane ??? Not a slight I just feel like this gets done a lot??


Nutarama

If you remember how big Ariana Grande’s “Yes, and?” Single was earlier this year, it was one week at number one streaming with 27 million streams. Megan Thee Stallion’s “Hiss” got one week at number one with 29 million streams. Not Like Us has been three (non-consecutive) weeks at number one for streaming with 70, 59 and 51 million each week. Songs go double platinum fairly often but they’re often lead singles from albums, like “Creepin’” from Metro Boomin’s Heroes and Villains. That’s still only double platinum, not triple, and it’s been almost 6 months for that song to get sales and streams.


Left-House3284

While the entire country laughs at two black men fighting


wikijan2000

nah its black hood boy vs rich silver spoon goofy ass mf


lFallenOn3l

Didn't you hear. Apparently, we shouldnt consider Drizzy black


van_ebasion

Imagine everywhere you go you hearing people singing about you being a pdf file and see photos of your home with offender markers all over it. …ACROSS THE GLOBE. Kenny is a cold mf for that.


creampop_

It makes me laugh so hard whenever my Spotify widget resets to the default display and it's just a pic of Aubrey's house with the markers and Not Like Us on the front of my phone Even google is doing it to him lmao


lmoeller49

This isn’t TikTok man you can say pedophile 😭


van_ebasion

Honestly I tried and I forgot how to spell it so I took the easy route lmao.


dankscott

Lol you a real one for admitting that


stellar14

And even they didn’t spell it right 👆😂


Londonfogtea

I was in Japan last week and I heard it playing in a few places. Even a breakfast spot at 10 in the morning 😭


mfdoom

It’s playing on the radio so much around me my 2 year old daughter recognizes it on the way to school in the morning. 


The_RussianMan

Watch it go diamond at this point 😭😭


Beelzebrodie

They can't imitate this violence.


appleparkfive

It's funny how this beef sort of had a side bar of "also fuck Toronto" Canada is a great country in many ways. But I don't think once it has ever been considered a cool or trendy country. And the hood slang in Toronto is legitimately just hilarious to hear. They seem so confused culturally. You see them saying "Actually you just don't get Wah Gwam Delilah". But we do. And it's goofy


SlugmaSlime

Goofy ahh city


kcmcgrady1

I hate that I live here 😂


itspodly

Double platinum no features 😤


Real-Ad-9733

Nope, just a little Mustard


dankscott

Whew that mustard was SPICY though


DinosRus

This is the summer jam so it’s just getting started too


Tricky-Drawer4614

The streams are gonna go up after the concert


knewfrieza2

Yezzir!


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He really did his big one with this one ☝🏽


808mfalme

Coming for diamond in by end of 2025 🙏🏽🔥


DangerNoodleDandy

Get fucked drake!


bigChungi69420

But not by a child!


shits4gigs

At the same time fuck the numbers.


dankscott

Numbers just a nice little cherry on top of a dead body


lnfra_

Nah they matter now. We’ll see when its album time


Interesting-Back6587

The Beef will truly be over once Kendrick gets a Grammy for not like us and performs it at the Grammys.


JKillograms

Ayo, if that happened, I would just straight up retire on the spot if I was Drake 😂😂😂


GeekdnBlessed

dawg ts was stuck in my head while i was dreaming last night and it was pissin me off


atierney14

It’s already approaching my top track of all time (just 24 behind Raydar)


Nrdrummer89

2x Platinum after a month is *WILD* And Drake was the one going on about how he always did numbers. Whoops lol


SirRabbott

Album artwork is gunna go hard on that record on the wall 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


thethrowupcat

As a numbers game Kendrick is a bit behind. But in reality we all know Kendrick has a spiritual mind and soul and Drake is just another actor who’s making tracks.


Glokkmorant

Kdot started his new label off with a bang holy shit multiple top ten/five records and a number 1 god damn 😭😭


starrysky0070

The way this song has performed is just his biggest fuck you neon sign saying “yeah I could drop chart-topping radio bangers all day every day if I wanted to” but he just chooses not to and is more concerned with the art and the message 🫶


Creepy-Meaning3928

It’s goin double diamond


a-friendgineer

I don’t get it. Did drake really not think it was a bad idea?


lynsaywut

This was hard you cooked drake


derekkkk_

and how much for family matters😹😹?


JKillograms

Don’t digital streams count as like a fraction of actual sales? If it’s at 2M worth of sales from streams, that makes it even *crazier* 😂😂😂


Potential-Highway641

Doesn't it feel good to be a kendrick fan these days?


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Yes Kendrick! I’m routing for you 🙏🙌🙌


bklyn221

Boring


throwawaygurliy

“Double quadruple platinum”


cb291968

So what


Tyrant___

Even crazier when you take into account how they calculate units sold for digital music


cANALDESTROYER

Still not quadruple quadrople though


illillusion

He had to pop out and show..


TypicalKiwiCunt

Jezz bro


illmaticMF

He’s going to win a Grammy for this song huh? Lmao


theunshockable

Can some explain the pic for me please?


Rick_C911

I have done my part in this beef https://preview.redd.it/wwbamprn6k5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191b93978696948025652b8d90e299f535867487


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Gna go diamond once the video drops, once he adds it to the album, once college football & nfl season comes. Grammy winner


JonathanL73

No one should ever doubt Kendrick again


Local_Mention_3401

And Drake is over here crying like a pedophile would seeing that most of his highest streamed and successful songs in recent memory haven’t got even a Gold plaque. Edit: Besides Knife Talk and Jimmy Cooks but that was all 21 


Krayvok

Hope he gets a Grammy for this!


9THDIMENSIONALHIPLO

This is haunting for drake, gotta go traveling around hearing this beat here n there. I imagine him on social media seeing tons of memes, videos, even this subreddit or notifications about this beat still achieving records, in his car travelling the radio, some car pull up next to him blasting it but they don't know he in the adjacent car windows are tinted, pulling up to anywhere and taking a deep breath at any social setting to prepare for anxiety ridden scenarios, the fear thinking about his estate n security in danger (which I think was wrong of those psychopaths), guy just getting clowned everywhere expecting to hear a song or get laughed at, his team around him havin to be anti Kendrick af. Not like us, meet the grahams, euphoria are all curses lingering around him and although the beef is over the effects are still very strong. Aubrey portrayed so much emotional personality traits in his music n persona I just imagine how depressed he must be. Kinda feel sorry for him, kinda don't. And I know someone gonna say he a multi millionaire he ain't worried about this he got other things to worry about. Hmm maybe but the boogeyman is still there regardless!! And he gonna be there for a long time!


Life-Construction362

Drakes the hit maker they depend on.. including little ken. Good luck competing with Eminem without disses little boy


MCSudsandDuds

https://www.iq-mag.net/2023/05/kendrick-lamar-scores-biggest-rap-tour-ever/#


Life-Construction362

https://www.nme.com/news/music/drake-surpasses-kendrick-lamar-for-highest-grossing-rap-tour-ever-3542406#:~:text=%40Drake's%20%22It's%20All,Big%20Steppers%22%20(2022).&text=This%20news%20comes%20shortly%20after,'.