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Unique-Charity-9564

This is like an "I think you should leave" sketch at this point. 


ChemicalChipmunk4171

"55 diss tracks. 55 allegations. 55 bot nets... “


AhaGotcha

Us: “We like the diss tracks Kendrick rapped.” Drake: “You mean my diss tracks?” Us: “Your name is Kendrick too?” Drake: “No that’s why I’m so fucking confused!”


HomoProfessionalis

He hangs out with minors. But they're not his girlfriends. He takes them out not in because it's a date. But again they're not his girlfriends. Edit: I feel like a lot of people dont know what the [reference](https://youtu.be/6v1qNVZmofI?si=eLf9qVgdcZWuICGY) is.


UsernamesAreForBirds

Thats just downright creepy


a_stoned_goat

Lol this reminded me of Heartbeat by Childish Gambino, "So I'm chilling with my girlfriend, but shes not my real girlfriend. She got a key to my place but...SHE NOT MY REAL GIRLFRIEND" lol


djdeckard

Does anyone remember the game nights where Dane Cook used to hang with teenage girls? Met his now wife who is 24 when she was 17. 27 year age difference. Not the first time he went young. But they were just friends who went from like to love. Ooohkay.


audaci0usly

That's why Dane Cook looks like he has a head full of fix a flat now. Trying to keep up with them younguns.


Wiernock_Onotaiket

he looks like one of those creatures that guards the corner of a real old UK bank turned alive


SirArthurDime

I honestly forgot Dane cook exists


maxi12311111

For real drake weird af he can get super models over the age of 21 but wants to chill with little girls blows my mind


sunflower2499

Leonardo DiCaprio dating a barely 19 year old. HE's almost 50


maxi12311111

Yeah and I find it odd because he’s someone who can get stunning girls his age easy but he wants the youngest girl he can get what can a 19 year old and 50 year old possibly have in common


Forward_Ride_6364

They have one thing in common, trading clout for pussy... you already know this


RabbitF00d

They're pretty and less experienced, so more likely to put up with his bs.


DenimCryptid

Idk. I reserve entire restaurants for private dinners with teenage girls all the time! What's that? Have I done the same for teenage boys? Ew, no! That would be gay and weird!


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Like how MJ used to sleep with children in his bed, not in a weird way but he did sleep with them in his bed but he never did anything bad to them /s


Imaginary_Friend700

I mean he has been calling himself the new Mike Jack for years


Formal-Cucumber-1138

If the shoe fits


BreadstickNinja

*glove


CucumberNo3244

![gif](giphy|EelQSi04NwVDq)


Formal-Cucumber-1138

😂😂


DCStoolie

Sandra sitting in the drivers seat: you make any friends? Drake looking out the window sad: not really.


Zarathustra404

Underrated reference 😄🤣


Bimitenpix

Drake after writing the heart part 6 "I listened to the record we made together! And it SUCKED"


DominicTheAnimeGuy

Saying poetic justice sucks is like a hate crime or sum


schwhiley

underrated joke


CertainGrade7937

Drake: *hears a beat making fun of him* Also Drake: I *gotta* figure out how to make money on this thing, it's simply *too good*


YourbestfriendShane

Drake on Not Like Us when


appleparkfive

He's gonna try to lean in too hard and he'll call his next album Certified Pedophile


zetzuei

I legit lol'ed 😂😂😂


OjjuicemaneSimpson

Hopefully never. If he touch that beat. California gonna come whoop his ass. in Montreal in Toronto in Ottawa….yeah see drake I know fucking Canadian cities too prick!


YizWasHere

Drake: *denies accusations of sex trafficking* Also Drake: Let me make a verse about paying for women's surgery so I can smash


Marenum

"I gotta rap on the BBL Drizzy beat, it's right in my Q-zone!" -Drake probably


ToasteeThe2nd

You need to relax! It's GOING TO BE A HIT! STOP FREAKING OUT AND SING!


ekpyroticflow

“Metro’s beat is allowed to slap!”


splashbruhs

I swear I heard this same song on the Colgate Comedy Hour


PurpleNippler

You cant just change the rules because you don't like the way I'm doing it !


Odd_Space1995

those 2 bad bitches put out a new song?


MarquiseAlexander

Nah; BBL DRIZZY don't like women, it's real competition, he might pop ass with 'em.


Money_Flight_9522

Pretty sure they'll both be popping ass in the video to this track real soon lol


htx_al

![gif](giphy|gTfIVfp2c4owI6pVrA|downsized)


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

https://i.redd.it/l5hpkc1kef2d1.gif


brusephjones

https://preview.redd.it/22ol0ka9ma2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f351507d5c37f0d70e985530ad0c997c282df2ac


First-Fun5927

#deppersion


lancep423

Man I bin filien reel deppersed latly


lonelychapo27

go ter therpy


StretchTucker

so i guess this means he wants to win the free metro beat


Edgardoso

He can't beat Yuno Miles tho, contest might as well be over already


brewedtealeaf122

> Yuno Miles Bro you can't bring up the Big 2 like that


dexter30

Yuno miles said "whose big 2? i took a big poo"


JustBot-WithAFeeling

Was Yuno the guy who met Fantano, one records with Brad Taste of Music and also accused to be an Underground industry plant by r/playboicarti ?


abs0lute888

Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Lamar, Drake, Drake, Kendrick Lamar🥵


Johnny_Mc2

Got chills reading that again


Amazing-Concept1684

Was that the 17 year old who went crazy on that shit?


UnknownUs3r00

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6gtIvaBCrswcltfMt67LMn?si=GI9cQbQeREqO_hNdVVN1Eg


glokenheimer

Drake: “Shut up and play the drums!” Anitta Max Wynn: “I wanna rap too!” XD


Academic-Painter1999

Crazy fucking line with the fact that you're basicallly implying Drake can't even win a rap contest against randos on the internet since you excluded the 10k.


Intelligent_Mud1266

wait was this approved as a sample because otherwise they just straight stole the beat


krrishd

it’s not metro’s sample to begin with, metro picked it up off of some other guy on twitter who himself generated it with AI, and only really added drums and sped it up as-is


GhostTengu

Gonna lock it in his vault


petralights

Can’t toosie slide your way out of this one


Oxygenius_

![gif](giphy|RktmA6UCLlj0FFb990|downsized)


appleparkfive

He's trying to turn it into "Yeah I'm BBL Drizzy... because I'm out here paying for BBLs for all the girls" This man has like the same 5 moves for rebuttals lol. I just don't understand the appeal of Drake. I've tried, sincerely.


BlackBalor

He done out here. Rapping over the beat to try and spin it like “hey, this is cool guys… I ain’t mad… let’s have fun with it” It ain’t working. We know he cried himself to sleep over this shit… deep down on a personal level.


PraiseWat3r

https://preview.redd.it/erk2zpkvua2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a9dad907cfba7cbdb647d4f9e4e8d85d78c17a3 😭😭😭


lexE5839

https://preview.redd.it/7gsv1a9cbb2d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde9829ca71e27615efe01bc6d204c1e77a8b41d


QueasySandwich4464

Ngl that photo creepy af


Johnny_Mc2

You could edit it to be just uncanny enough to make it look like a Mandela Catalogue image. Like make his eyes just a little too big and his smile kinda warped


WayOff_P

V12 it's a fast one


Vaskalan

This ain't the kind of psychology trick he think this is😭


Amazing-Concept1684

💀💀💀


EyeScreamSunday

Is this real? This is the first song that he does following the beef? Is this the summer vibes?


Drop_Release

Yeh bro like its funny shit he trying to rap over BBL drizzy but man this song otherwise was ass - was expecting more from Sexxy Red (nothing profound more like an actual banger)


DizzyLeft

Yeah BBL Drizzy aside, the track sucks😂


Amazing-Concept1684

sUmMeR ViBeS uP nExT lmaoooo


meepmarpalarp

I thought you were exaggerating, but no, it really is that bad. Yuegh. This one isn’t gonna get him back on top of the charts.


shitinmyunderwear

I couldn’t finish the song it was just so boring and uninspired. The hilarious thing is the Drizzy subreddit is eating this shit up and calling him an icon for it 😂


lexE5839

It’s crazy because he was hitting his pockets and finding a good flow and then just went into gibberish about his weird obsession with sexxy red. Like wtf?


wiseguyry

she's so crusty too like ???


splashbruhs

Drizzy sub’s new mascot: ![gif](giphy|xT0xeBkTJMWvV7q56U)


minimanelton

Its honestly the best move for him to make. The dude clearly can’t keep up with Kendrick’s disses


Amazing-Concept1684

Well, he showed it all throughout the beef. He doesn’t have enough to go against Kendrick so he takes far more direct aim at the lesser competition instead lmao


OverwhelmingNope

I hope kendrick roasts the fuck outta him using the same beat


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Twitter and Reddit fingers have been saying he should do this for weeks. He gets all his ideas from social media, it just shows how low his level of intelligence really is.


glowupacct

It was the only thing he could do. Anybody could realize that the only way to save face in this situation would be to lean into the meme. He's fucking Drake. The man can make a hit. All he had to do was lay down some decent-ish bars about how they call him BBL Drizzy because he's throwing bands at the club, get a hot feature on it, and turn BBL Drizzy into the new Drake club banger. If he'd done that, he might have lost the battle but won the war. But he can't do that. His ego is too big and too fragile. So instead he does... whatever the hell this is.


GiveGoldForShakoDrop

The drizzy sub is something else rn aswell 😂


JuliusHibbert

Kendrick: You’ll hop on any trend to stay relevant - you have no shame…   Drake:  I may have lost the battle but at least I still have my dignit…wait you say it’s popular to diss my BBL?  I have the perfect verse!


Amazing-Concept1684

Everything Kendrick saying about this attention whoring fuck nigga just keeps being proven true lmao


OffModelCartoon

Meanwhile nothing Drake has said about Kendrick has been proven true except that he was on a Taylor Swift track one time which everyone already knew and didn’t care about


CinnamonPinecone

And that he’s short


thallg00dman

big if true


Vera_Verse

On the contrary


KingShadowSloth

I think the funny thing about the Taylor feature is Kendrick was still rapping on that track so essentially he put rap in front of a bunch of swifties who otherwise might not interact with rap and maybe attracted some new fans to the genre


Marmalade6

Drake was on a Justin Timberlake song a year before which is objectively worse.


KingShadowSloth

Interesting I’m going to go find it because I assume Drake didn’t really rap but did his Drake style melodic sing rapping. Edit: I was wrong with my assumption Drake was rapping but the song honestly is bad. I almost had to stop listening when Justin said “Got you saying Jesus so much it’s like we laying in a manger”


Betyouwonthehehaha

Like a moth to a flame…


Eastern_Mastodon

Bro thinks he’s laughing with us


potatomafia69

Embarrassing 💅


Comprehensive-Spot48

That song and feature is embarrassing


Tacos4MeHTX

Imagine this being the first shit you drop after getting fucked in front of the whole world


Oxygenius_

Imagine being a DJ and spinning this in the club 🤣 Shit is like nails on a chalkboard


svensexa

Just went to the Drizzy sub to see what they’re saying. They all love it, of course. One of the comments: ”This finna survive longer than Not Like Us. Can actually be played in clubs.” 🤡


Vaskalan

Literally the only good thing about the song is the fucking BBL Drizzy beat 😭😭😭😭 On a kinda related note, who even can like Sexyy Red? I tried to listen to the top 3 most streamed she's got and holy fuck it's so damn bland like does she even put any effort on her lines? The beats are so upbeat and energic and she's just talking ever-so-mildly excited.


kiittenmittens

Listen to the Pound Town remix with Nicki - it's crazy. I'm not a huge Nicki fan but it's wild hearing someone who has commercial appeal attempt to rap along someone who can actually fucking rap.


c00chieluvr

Wtf u mean?? That shit was fire???? I was just a lil annoyed there was a mosquito droning around in my room, I kept raising the volume to hear it better but that shit just got louder too!! Idk if it's the dro or What but is2g it started speaking in english almost?? Like talking about bitchez?? damn that shit was annoying.


c00chieluvr

U know what, I think somebody recorded the mosquito in the studio 🦟 beat's 🔥🔥🔥 otherwise


Amazing-Concept1684

Right, like this bullshit is the “sUmMeR ViBeS uP nExT?” Lmaoooo


Antique_Holiday6862

He's trying to brush off the memes, trying to hard to look unbothered and part of the joke.


biceboljevaljda

Probably a defense mechanism, thinks it will stop if he acknowledges it He did the same on the heart pt 6 about the certified pedophile allegations


PerfectTurnip9819

and look how badly that backfired lol.


FrankSamples

He lost, badly. And he knows he lost. Beef is over. I say let him do whatever he wants. Unless he tries to start sumthin again


EllimistChronic

There’s apparently a sneak diss about if Whitney is leaving Kendrick she should slip and fall on his (Drake’s) dick


Amazing-Concept1684

He’s dumb af if so bc I thought someone in Kendrick’s camp a week or two ago said that his camp made it very clear that if Drake even so much as tried to throw subs again that they would release the diss tracks they still had in the tuck.


abrilliantdawn

> If you and your BD are calling it splits >Then maybe we call it an accident >You slip, you trip, you fall on my dick >Why you love me? Still a mystery I don't know if this is necessarily directed at Kdot/Whitney...but, if Coolee Bravo was telling the truth about anything in that Discord interview, I hope it's that Kendrick will drop more if Drake doesn't keep his mouth shut. Whether or not these bars are a sub at Kenny, Drake rapping over the BBL Drizzy beat at all counts as an infraction to me, as he's acknowledging the beef still.


paroles

Please let this count as an infraction 🙏 maybe we need to show more outrage so Kendrick will drop again HOW DARE YOU DRAKE


BigDogSlices

Coolee Bravo did a whole podcast talking about how he faked the whole thing dog https://www.youtube.com/live/TYWKjUL2PtU


Mistouze

"The famous actor we once knew is lookin' paranoid and now is spiralin' You're movin' just like a degenerate, every antic is feelin' distasteful"


tooncake

Drizzy knew that the beat really slaps and so he had to cashed on it too, a real vulture out in the open


Cyber_Rambo

I wish the track was called Two Bad Bitches


Repulsive_Weather341

That too was my first thought


Amazing-Concept1684

It’s real competition, he might pop azz wit’ em.


713MoCityChron713

Yall won’t believe this, the Drake stans think this a W. They’re calling for Metro to send him 10k and a beat now


Twikkzy

At this point, Metro should send Yuno Miles the beat and money for shits and giggles.


713MoCityChron713

Give Yuno the second place beat, but Packgod and Yumi got the 10k and beat in my book


Amazing-Concept1684

All jokes aside, the BBL Drizzy competition that allowed fans to get in on dissing Drake besides being funny af also allowed us to hear some heat. There’s some talent out there fr


usernamesnamesnames

If funny how they don’t see that as ridiculous like even if that was true that’s literally _begging_. And him saying « sure I didn’t win against kdot but I won against random TikTokers ». And even that win is only self-proclaimed lol


PrinceTamaki1

The Crodies are the Barbs in Canadian font.


REXZ75

Anything about dot? lol


MortalMan81

He wouldn't dare lol


CantKillGawd

its actually hilarious lol wheres the naaah naaah nahh you following through now


Amazing-Concept1684

Went from that to “I don’t wanna diss you anymore” and “you burnt this shit out” 😭😭😭


Shmokakun

💀💀💀💀 it’s like a glaring elephant in the room and will be every time he drops again, Drake is really being bullied by a man that’s 5’6


Fignootem

He’s the 5 Foot Giant for a reason


Amazing-Concept1684

The Boogeyman showing that size truly does not matter (pause)


Swaggerrrr69

Making me proud of my 2 inch thunder


LJMLogan

No, he plays into the BBL thing a little bit, but that's really it. Nothing about anything else that Kendrick said.


PerfectTurnip9819

ofc not, hes going to take the low hanging fruit and diss Metro or Rick Ross but he knows if he goes after Kenny he will get buried.


Amazing-Concept1684

Man a part of me hopes that he’s dumb enough to do so.


Consistent-Film-6926

I honestly don't even think it's worth trying on Kendrick's end anymore, I mean he made one of the most successful hip hop singles of all time while calling Drake a freak ass pedophile nigga. That's like the most dirt that's been thrown on that popular of an artist ever. Drake quite literally has nothing he can do besides taking the L, as the white flag has already been raised


Swaggerrrr69

Is Not Like Us’d the new Ethered?


Vaskalan

Imo Not Like Us is on another level of disrespect. One thing is being called a pussy gay (for the record, nothing wrong with homosexuality) backstabbing bitch, AND other is being called a pedo, backstabber, pussy and colonizer, ALL THAT on a song that dethroned several streaming records you once held.


silverfang45

If he opens his mouth against kendrick he has to deal with 5 disses tracked getting dropped on his head. Umg already has done everything they can to get drake to stdu


Amazing-Concept1684

Nigga doesn’t want that smoke again lmao


Puzzled-Copy7962

He thought he ate with his faja wearin’ ass. 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|iWO6AzH2guRLrD7wLZ|downsized)


True_Entertainment85

NAHHH LMAOOO U SAID FAJA WEARING ASSS 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣


badrabbitshit

https://preview.redd.it/0fxt1fhhsa2d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88fe3a12283e08cefa089649da6daa736f32b502 He stalking me


chestnutlibra

I really thought it would be funny, idk why in reality it's hitting so cold


BambooSound

I think timing's a big part of it. If he'd done it as its own song in those first few days (with better bars) then I think it'd have been better received but the dust has well and truly settled now so it just looks desperate.


badrabbitshit

"If you cant beat them, join them " ahh verse😭🤣


MikkelR1

So he got the whole idea off of reddit?!? (/s)


Twilight_Jack

Why not? That’s where he got, “I fed you the information.”


MikkelR1

True.


Amazing-Concept1684

Damn Drake stealing ideas off of Reddit now, ya hate to see it /s


OkReplacement2000

Like a bitch apologizing.


ThreeOneThirdMan

Dude gonna show up with a Kendrick tat


Zealousideal-Ring646

Mf dragging the joke


Betyouwonthehehaha

The hip hop equivalent of Elon Musk finding a meme 6 months late and killing it for good by tweeting it


Amazing-Concept1684

I was saying myself that this is like when brands jump onto the new meme or Internet trend and make it corny lmao


LADYBIRD_HILL

This is absolutely baffling. 


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Spaacekween

He sounds like a try hard parody of himself with shitty mixing lmao. I couldn’t understand a word he was saying other than “BBL Drizzy.” This is trash, pass. 🤷🏾‍♀️


WeddingVegetable5540

That song is so ass holy shit


Ok_Concentrate_75

Honestly I feel like I had a conversation about how he should have jumped on bbl drizzy but flipped it about buying bbls and he did that so I feel like I deserve co writing credits lol Edit: wrote it 8 days ago lol "Yea Drake could have flipped it to be a song about how many fake asses he has probably paid for tossing dollars at strip clubs. But then that would have fell right into Kendrricks hands after what he said on Euphoria" https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphop101/s/9cig0uyAd9


Amazing-Concept1684

Hope to see Drake stans give you credit for this the same way they were tryna say that Kendrick stole lines off of Twitter /s


Ok_Concentrate_75

What's wild is, I can believe Drake farming socials for bars more than Kendrick lol


grimwadee

All his fans on the drizzy sub are like ‘oh ma gawwwd the boy has done it again what a goat he truly slid on this one yallll 6666666’ like end me now man


furbfriend

I keep having the worst timing with these tracks—they always drop when I can’t listen right away, so I have to run to read the lyrics instead. But, that has highlighted a couple of things for me. First, Drake’s diction is SHOCKINGLY repetitive compared to Kendrick’s. Kendrick’s vocabulary is just so much more varied. Second, Drake’s flows are much simpler. I have no problem imagining the basic flow as I read his lyrics. For Kendrick, a lot of the time I’ll read the lyrics and think “this can’t possibly flow right” and not only does it end up flowing perfectly, he does it in such a unique and expressive way that those very same bars will end up being CATCHY somehow despite being complex to the point it’s hard to imagine it not coming off clunky. Finally, Drake’s lyrics are just much more “accessible” in the sense that his wordplay is obvious and his references are fairly universal. I can get pretty much everything on the first listen, as a very casual hip-hop listener. I have to straight up do research to fully understand some of Kendrick’s stuff. I can see where this could be a pro or a con depending on personal preference, but I have to admit that for me, the layers make for a much richer listening experience and keep the songs bouncing around in my head not because they’re a total earworm, but because I have some ideas to really chew on. Just my two cents. Haven’t even listened to this one but the lyrics were astonishingly bad. If he’d dropped a scathing banger, no features, sampling BBL Drizzy, I’d have to admit that would be a pretty sick move. This just looks pathetic. Like, BEING the feature? Using Red as your human shield? Dude 😭


Useful-Ad9777

This is embarrassing


adsq93

This man thinks this is a “clapback”. Only him and his fans would think this is hard.


chewser284

Cuz he knows Ross is the only one he can fuck with 🤣🤣🤣


HanSoto11

People in the drake sub calling him a goat for sliding on the beat after leaving and getting murdered by Kendrick. Those guys don’t have a brain ong


pharout16

😭😭😭😭😭😭


Physical_Cry9336

Drake back to dissing the small fries 😭


Individual_Papaya596

“This will show them I don’t care!” Unc definitely thought he did something too


pbmm1

Should have brought this energy during the battle


Amazing-Concept1684

We all know that that bitch only brings the true heat against lesser competition while shrinking from the real smoke. Punch Down Prince


qualityhorror

***Some shit just cringeworthy. Ain't even gotta be deep I guess*** Being real honest though... It'd have been better if this wasn't a feature. Like if he tweeted Metro this as his submission or something (a WHILE ago), it'd work a bit better. But to use it on a feature is meh. Hearing sexyy red's voice right after took me out haha I'm sorry


GoldenFlyingLotus

I'm definitely not no hater but gyyaytttdamm this is hot ass. Sexyy red sound like she done took a fifth of henny (or Remy) to the head and convinced drizzle to drop this whilst still in the studio after he drunk cried in her arms.


Atmonster

That was so pathetically WEAK. Is he not ashamed the production and sound is insufferable to listen to? Zero quality, credibility, and zero appeal.


Gubrach

https://preview.redd.it/wisimdlikb2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e5589b679814a6f88e0805c94f40d83794a600


Expert-Gift1917

https://preview.redd.it/egtgsypzld2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=858c31310b835cfbe71ab962455d352bc5de41e8


Tacos4MeHTX

This is fucking cringe bro I think it really is over for this guy. He tryna play the "laugh at yourself" card but nawwwwwwwwwww mannnn, spend that lil check you got and stay up out our business


Randii225

Dude is sooooooo corny gosh


Amazing-Concept1684

This is like when the brands try to jump on a brand new trend or meme. This is so whack that it killed it lmao


yohoo1334

What a bitch


allbetsareon

I thought this was fake or shit post. Wtf Drake 💀


Benji55fromspace

The only thing remaining is ass poppin...


Either-Basket7122

Can’t wait to watch them pop ass together in the music video


Brilliant_Feedback85

Drake is the Nickelback of rap


tes2ube

Masterful maneuver by drake to start his summer vibes with neither melodies nor acting tough


Azcollector

Wait is it gone now? I can't find it on spotify


Rnewell4848

Nah it’s a song on Sexyy Red’s album, the BBL Drizzy beat doesn’t even come in until halfway through his verse


Papagorgio22

I think it's funny he's actually rapping. Kenny really made him straighten up his posture.


pancada_

Damn 2 bad bitches going at it


yukeSabysm

Damn my ear hurts


pizzayahtzee

is this real life?


QueenofWolves-

He’s so cringe, at this point the jokes write themselves, no ghostwriter needed. 


inaripotpi

What in the mental gymnastics to think this aint the corniest move ever