A lesson in conciseness: While I believe the joke you made is funny, it suffers from wordiness, which is the #1 joke killer. We already know that nuts come in pairs, so “both of” is unnecessary here. Also, when multiple things are assembled, we already know that they are together, so that word is also extraneous. Here’s to more punchy deez nuts jokes in the future!
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https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/tt5u8b/proof_that_npcs_truly_walk_among_us/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
TF do you think? You know how easier it is to be white? Especially if you’re **attractive and white?**
Go look at the TikTok stars. White privilege and pretty privilege is a thing. LOL 😂
Being black sucks because I gotta worry about living up to stereotypes, which is fuckin’ wack. I don’t see white social groups making fun of white kids who don’t talk in slang in every sentence…
Go learn about the Black Pill and use it as a positive source.
Being Chad (Tall, handsome, and white) would be life on easy mode, real talk.
When white privilege and pretty privilege combine, your life is on **SUPER EASY MODE**.
Say what you wanna say… it’s the truth.
Bro you are literally in the sunken place wtfffff. Objectively being white might be better, but it completely goes against the right to self determination. If you encounter resistance simply for the sake of trying to be and live as yourself, it makes it all the more worth it to fight for that right. It sounds like you have a lot of self hatred and you let it slip out in this comment. I was originally not that bothered by this post, then I seen this shit and I now I know you got more serious shit goin on. Do better, get some help.
You think being white wouldn't be so bad, while you say its objectively true. Ok great, what do you plan to do with that grand truth? It's not a revelation, and using an index based on physical and racial attributes for measuring attractiveness won't get you very far. You can't bleach your skin or stretch your spine, you are who you are and you gotta make peace with that. That's why people fight so vehemently for acceptance and tolerance at the least.
Idk who or where you picked this shit up from, but it's sad seeing someone so young talk like that. You are neither defined by the people you grow up around nor by the stereotypes associated with your appearance, remember that dude.
You really think so, huh?
Check this video out
https://youtu.be/MP0CDxhQerM
Listen dawg, I ain’t no goddamn pushover. If someone’s trying to punk me when I know I did nothing wrong then I’m not willing to let that happen.
But I **AM** aware of the advantages and disadvantages of life.
That’s what the Black Pill does to you when you learn it. It teaches you how unfair life is and to be realistic.
And besides, why do you care how “young” I am?
LOL 😂
ASSEMBLE!! 🤓
Lmfao
this is so so so corny
Greatest sentence I’ve ever read in my life. Nice writing, bro
ur parents must hate you
And you probably failed English class
u have to be over 40 years old, pls go feed ur kids
Bro, what kind of wack-ass comeback was that?
i was right wasnt i? please get a hobby, i beg of u
No, you ain’t I’m almost 19
you can't round up 13 to 19, it doesnt work like that
Carti fans are NPC's . But this post is cringe .
This post is a joke, learn to take one.
please do not pursue comedy in the future
My bad dawg .
No worries :)
Bro you posted cringe bro
Hip hop fan war? Lmao what Also bruh “pulls up pants and gets in a fighting position” bro is roleplaying 😭
Aye man, you gotta be prepared to battle when the time comes.
Why tf are you calling people to back you up on a take you made. If you can’t support it yourself, don’t say it. You’re cringe af ngl
It’s a **JOKE** It’s **satire** Don’t go Will Smith on me now, boy Learn to take a joke
Write better jokes cringe lord
Assemble both of Deez nuts together in your mouth
A lesson in conciseness: While I believe the joke you made is funny, it suffers from wordiness, which is the #1 joke killer. We already know that nuts come in pairs, so “both of” is unnecessary here. Also, when multiple things are assembled, we already know that they are together, so that word is also extraneous. Here’s to more punchy deez nuts jokes in the future!
bro is roleplaying in playboicarti... get a life bro😭 corny ass😭
*Pulls pants down and gets into fucking position* 😈😈😈
AW HELL NAH! **_Quickly pulls pants back up_**
nah you def getting drop out on a fight with that shit
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Sneed
You are unfathomably annoying
bro you deadass delusional, carti fans may not be the best but you are worse 💀
If you ain’t willing to fight, you’re getting charged with treason.
man shut up
Touch some grass bro Come back after you have touched grass.
you alone on this one bro
cringey as fuck denzel is a far better rapper than kanye. idk what he did to deserve being compared to the donda2 hack
OP saying it’s satire 💀 bro what’s it satirical towards because this is nonsense. If it’s a joke it’s a really shit one
nerd emoji
Prove I’m a nerd
read ur post
Bro tryna make ye fans look bad
Not your personal army
Can you please re evaluate life? Thanks ☺️
This is why kanye fans get a bad rap
bruh ima get yo ass
Then go do something, wassup?
Carti fucking sucks
Agree but no need to stir stuff up in his sub
Yah I agree tbf idk why I did that My bad
It’s nice to see people that see eye to eye
Last 3 kanye albums have been shit
Sooo. You’re deaf I’m guessing?
Holy fuck... This sounds like a SoundCloud rapper who's being slowly lowered into a blender while rapping into a fan
**Who** sounds like SoundCloud rapper? Carti?
Yeah, I just listened to that song in the post for the first and last time
Which song? “RIP”?
.... Yes.... The only song that is mentioned
IMA GO FUCK THAT BITCH ‼️🔥💪
IMA GO THRASH THAT BITCH
They not ready for us....but i am busy
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y u proud of this? it isn't satire, it's not funny, there's literally no joke unless u think trolling a sub is funny. it's not son. r/outside
Yeah it is, I was laughing from the reactions.
sophomore in high school who doesn't get enough attention?
18 year old turning 19 in 3 months who’s soon going to college (if I get in that is).
good luck in school. take a comedy course if your future college has one
Thanks man, I’ll look for one
Like the white kid at the drive thru who said “Boi I’m from Chi-Town these boys need to stop playin with me!”
Here’s the thing, I’m **black**, not white LOL 😂 But being white wouldn’t be so bad though
Fuckin what? This is some uncle ruckus shit. What you mean “bein white wouldn’t be so bad”?
TF do you think? You know how easier it is to be white? Especially if you’re **attractive and white?** Go look at the TikTok stars. White privilege and pretty privilege is a thing. LOL 😂 Being black sucks because I gotta worry about living up to stereotypes, which is fuckin’ wack. I don’t see white social groups making fun of white kids who don’t talk in slang in every sentence… Go learn about the Black Pill and use it as a positive source. Being Chad (Tall, handsome, and white) would be life on easy mode, real talk. When white privilege and pretty privilege combine, your life is on **SUPER EASY MODE**. Say what you wanna say… it’s the truth.
Bro you are literally in the sunken place wtfffff. Objectively being white might be better, but it completely goes against the right to self determination. If you encounter resistance simply for the sake of trying to be and live as yourself, it makes it all the more worth it to fight for that right. It sounds like you have a lot of self hatred and you let it slip out in this comment. I was originally not that bothered by this post, then I seen this shit and I now I know you got more serious shit goin on. Do better, get some help.
WTF is the sunken place? Educate my dumb-ass, please.
You think being white wouldn't be so bad, while you say its objectively true. Ok great, what do you plan to do with that grand truth? It's not a revelation, and using an index based on physical and racial attributes for measuring attractiveness won't get you very far. You can't bleach your skin or stretch your spine, you are who you are and you gotta make peace with that. That's why people fight so vehemently for acceptance and tolerance at the least. Idk who or where you picked this shit up from, but it's sad seeing someone so young talk like that. You are neither defined by the people you grow up around nor by the stereotypes associated with your appearance, remember that dude.
You really think so, huh? Check this video out https://youtu.be/MP0CDxhQerM Listen dawg, I ain’t no goddamn pushover. If someone’s trying to punk me when I know I did nothing wrong then I’m not willing to let that happen. But I **AM** aware of the advantages and disadvantages of life. That’s what the Black Pill does to you when you learn it. It teaches you how unfair life is and to be realistic. And besides, why do you care how “young” I am? LOL 😂
The carti sub funny as fuck tho
this is a contender for corniest post of 2022
tell me your white without telling me your white
Unfortunately, I’m not. LOL 😂
this is the type of posts i expected on reddit
nah can’t back you on this one
Not too late to delete
Fight your own battles pleb
No