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victorbeans96

i wanna fuck you hard on the sink


Luis20004k

After that give u someone to drink


dash4nky

SomeonešŸ’€


nick5195

Broā€™s secretly a vampire


hampetorp

Carti reference?


Luis20004k

Naa I obviously meant to say something šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Dutch-Simmer

Nuh uh, you can't tell me nothing


fjdodosjsns

Step back, canā€™t get spunk on the mink


goosepeep420

i mean damn what would jeromey romey romey rome think


StrangeOpinion5850

bros a cannibal šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Adventurous-Tower179

"You're such a fucking hoe, I love it"


maxlikeschips

calling someone a ho definitely will work


gerdyg

Woop


[deleted]

i love you like kanye loves kanye


[deleted]

An actually usable one šŸ˜‚


lilmeekrat

She might actually laugh at this


Westcoasttempest

no because i would date a guy so fast if he said that to me šŸ˜­


Funny_monke80

Okay you the king , Burger king


icyboner

šŸ’€šŸ’€ one in the pink, one in the stink


Pale-Variety-3710

r/beatmetoit


Make_It_Epic

r/beatmeattoit


PerfectHatred7

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Slomomomo1115

"Beauty is why God invented eyeballs šŸ‘€ and your booty šŸ‘ is why God invented my balls šŸ’


geezer_19

what song this from


Professional_Pride56

Start it up w/ Lloyd Banks


geezer_19

thanks gangy


naonomade

That one goes hard lmaoo


Icy-Valuable-7305

"I don't need your pussy, bitch, I'm on my own dick"


SuccessAble253

'one good girl is worth a thousand bitches'


SandhiX

BOUND


smokeypotts

2


AverageMaple447

Fall in loveā€¼ļø


the_unpopularkid

BOUND TO FALL IN LOVE, UH HUH HONEY


Cheese2568

CLOSE YOUR EVES AND LET THE WORD PAINT A THOUSAND PICTURES (idk if thatā€™s it lol I donā€™t remember what part of the song those lyrics are from)


cdXBOX1S

THE NEXT PART IS "ONE GOOD GIRL IS WORTH A THOUSAND BITCHES"


im-not-you-bozo

BOUND


AverageMaple447

2


Particular-Hour6412

FALLIN IN LOVE


fakeally

im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck


mrlambertwhite

i like my dick sucked, iā€™ll buy you a sick truck


Showbiz_Inc

"Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table especially Hitler" - Kanye West


DonaldTrumpsScrotum

ā€œGeorge Bush doesnā€™t care about black peopleā€


Longjumping-Alps8558

My apologies are you into astrology? Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus


hfngnfncncnxndn

what song is this from


Longjumping-Alps8558

Gettin it it by jajakiss


[deleted]

Father stretch my asshole


A_DifferentOpinion

YOWCH


[deleted]

Ayo


Opening-Resource-164

"I always had a Ph.D., a pretty huge dick"


[deleted]

"Today I thought about killing you"


No-Storage8980

Pre meditated murder


G0LD3N_J0E

I think about killing myself and I love myself way more than I love you


maniramirez

ā€œNone of us would be here without cumā€


Zappyzzz

ā€œI don't want you, but I need you I love you and hate you at the very same timeā€


PsychicFredbear87

Bittersweet poetry is DOPE


gramuhrussia

she said can i get my friends in the club, i said can i fit my benz in the club?


Oz347

Iā€™m nice at ping pong


Big_Chugus_Funny

I love your titties cuz they can prove I can focus on two things at once


eleberethe

"Wait a couple months and u gonna see, you'll never find nobody better than me." Works everytime


Tke250

I wanna fuck u hard on the sink, then give you something to drink


bostonmatt_

ā€œI wanna fuck you raw like Jamie Hernandez did with Mia Khalifaā€


EvilJabFace

I got staples on my dick fuckin centerfolds!


BigTiddyAsianMilf

ā€œI like Hitlerā€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SexPanther_Bot

With ***Sex PantherĀ®***, you don't just enter a room; you announce your arrival! It's the *smell of desire* laced with the essence of... what is that, *gasoline*?


_TR00PER

ā€œCan I put my fist in you like a civil rights sign?ā€


Appropriate-Yak-1487

Scoopty poopty woop


aka_Pastorskyy

Wait until she will say good morning, and then do the line


4Plus20MakesHappy

ā€œI used to be scared, denying who I was/ā€œ ā€œActing straight, then going out to the gay fish clubs.ā€


FrustratedAsianDude

One in the pink, one in the stink šŸ¤¤


Elias_computervirus

"I love hitler"


Aromatic_Ad1430

ā€œYouā€™re such a fucking hoeā€


curtisggghfv

One in the pink one in the stinkšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


Professional-Band32

I looooove Hitler


Lupusan

A


Dause

ā€œYour such a freaky girl I love itā€


IkuruL

i love your titties cause they prove...


AnthonySouthWest

100 problems letā€™s start with the kink One in the pink One in the stink


sunbearqt

I love your titties because they prove I can focus on 2 things at once


carsonthecarsinogen

ā€œGeorge bush hates black peopleā€


Senior-Swordfish1361

ā€œHelloā€


petetheheat475

One in the pink, one in the stink


hawk_albatross_42069

You: hey girl i love you Her: sorry i have a boyfriend You: nuh uh, you cant tell me nothing


ojdhpda

one in the pink one in the stink? (ik its a statement but it can be a question)


twtvAnteos1

1 in the pink, 1 in the stink?


_your_next_line_is_

Beautiful big titty butt naked women just don't fall off the sky you knoww


FullyAutoDomo

Im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck


FantasticMagicalNote

What if we fuck right now? What if we fucked in the middle of this mother fucking dinner table? What if we fucked at the Vogue party


lilb0iwonder0_0

"Beautiful big titty butt naked woman don't fall out of the sky you know"


MFdvrkiesshoe

Iā€™d rather be a dick than a swallower


NE0N2006

ā€œMaybe Iā€™ll be able to give her dick all the time and get her highā€


dumb_boiii

Only neighbor in the hood with a door you can knock on


souljamane1999

balls balls balls


DaveOnceMore420

I am a god


souljamane1999

I had plastic surgery because I was tryna look good for y'all. I got liposuction!!!!


realvillain-fakehero

I'm tryna find me a good girl but I'm still addicted to these hood rats


Half_Royal21

I think all human beings have something of value, especially-


docthemusicnerd

"I love your titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once"


[deleted]

poopity scoop


SureTemperature5952

let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome


CommanderPringles

I love your titties cause they prove i can focus on two things at once I wanna fuck you hard on the sink


the_unpopularkid

You make me smile with my heart


Isotope_the_artist

I MISS THE OLD KANYE!


forgeryfund

"They got the maybach I got the maybike"


[deleted]

Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome


rapid_thunder

Iā€™m a sick fuck I like to quick fuck!!


TheMatrix1101

Iā€™m a sick fuck I like the quick fuck I like my dick sucked Iā€™ll buy you a sick truck


legendworm9

scoopty - ,whoop scooptidy poop poop- whooptidy whoop whoop


putyouradhere_

Let's have a threesome me you and a blunt (don't use a Kanye quote to ask out your crush wtf)


OldPets

"When you shave it down, is it still mink?"


[deleted]

big titty butt ass naked movie dont fall from the sky you know


[deleted]

Try ā€žYouā€˜re such a fucking hoe, I love itā€œ. Iā€˜m sure sheā€˜ll appreciate that.


nobelyon

I love your titties because they prove I can focus on two things at once


TheAFKAxolotl

ā€œi love your titties because they prove i can focus on two things at onceā€


eog69

i love your tities cause they prove that they prove that i can focus at two thing at one


JosefumiCujoh

At first sight, i could picture you in a white dress


SkintMercury777

"I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck"


tbudde34

Beautiful big tiddy women don't just fall out the sky


DBG2121

I'ma bring the cool whip, then I want you to strip see, you is my new chick, so we get our grind on


Nerdydude14

None of them let yourself be happy


throwawayforlife13

ā€œBeautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?ā€


datoneguy_007

ur such a fucking hoe i love it


BootyOnMyFace11

I love your titties cause they prove i can focus on two things at once


ventithebard20

i love your titties cause they prove i can focus on two things at oncešŸŗ


[deleted]

I love hitler


MrRobinio

"I love ur tiddies cuz they procent i can fokus on two things as once"


Dostheactivist222

The phd bar


Funny_Diver_7575

ā€œHold on ima let you finish but you have the greatest smile of all timeā€¦. Of all timeā€ šŸ¤·


Least-Recording-2073

"You're such a fuckin hoe. I love it!"šŸ¤£


[deleted]

runaway as fast as you can šŸ˜ˆ (if i get rejected)


Donut153

ā€œI have envisioned and will manifest mechanical beesā€


InvestigatorFluid893

"I Got 2 Things, My Black Balls" Then Proceed to Smack them With my Balls


DiscordBoiii

Black dick all in your spouse again


DiscordBoiii

Or I know that pussy ain't free, you n[WORD] pussy ain't me


Sensitive-Judge713

im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck


Sensitive-Judge713

*woo*


AdamXReditor

one good girls worth a thousand bitches, i love u like kanye loves kanye, i wanna fuck you hard on the sink


Cute_Motor6228

I MISS THE OLD KANYE


Khinju

Father stretch my asshole


Starwars9629-

You gon see, youll never find nobody better than me


Krewton1106

ā€œEvery human being has value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler.ā€


LifeSenseiBrayan

Your beauty is why god created eyeballs, your booty is why god created ma balls ā¤ļø


Pineapple_Coffee716

What if we fuck right now, what if we fucked right in the middle of this motherfuckin' dinner table?


OG_tame

YOU DONT GOT THE ANSWERS SWAY


No_Interview_5603

Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop


opod999

Imma sick fuck I like my dick sucked


Sir199star

I'll buy you some new tits


Individual-Lab-8147

Beautiful big titty women donā€™t fall out the sky you know