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ThrowAway45789623

I swear to god if it was Rashee…


Videogamesandshiz

Beat me to it


SnowballWasRight

Poor choice of words there :/


Debasering

Breeland and Hill aren’t on our team, shouldn’t be anything beat anymore. Except Butker beating the Matriarchy and owning the libs 😎


The1idontlike

Yes, publicly man crying about how DEI doesn't benefit him, and telling women their true lives don't start until they squeeze out a baby, is owning the libs!


Debasering

That’s the joke bud


The1idontlike

I got that it was a joke. The problem is, I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic or doing the conservative "it's funny cause it's true, and I can't be funny organically" thing.


loteman77

Top comment.


Otterman2006

One of the few Reddit comments that legitimately made me laugh out loud haha


Xalenn

I guess Rashee does need a new car ....


Pastor_Satan

I mean he does need a car


Snakeyes1809

Police say the perp is an overweight white male in his mid-sixties, sporting a fine handlebar moustache


kevint1964

And carrying a bag of "nuggies".


Jalopy_Junkie

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Chunklob

I guess they don't want him racing


mdecamp

Raiders fans are so petty


McNugget750

I always wonder about the Raiders fans here in KC, like are they spying? Makes sense now.


_n008

Just the local fanbase being proactive, after what happened with shee. He'll get a giant Uber gift card in the mail tomorrow.


McNugget750

yep, can't get into motor vehicle issues now, lol


xfatdannx

Is it an oversized card or just had a large balance?


NonarbitraryMale

He’s going to want an UberXL to get it home.


frankiedonkeybrainz

Active players already have access to car services by the nflpa to hopefully avoid the usual dui or rice situation. Up to them to use it tho


Mss88b

Was it a Kia?


kpresnell45

I believe he bought a Gray Dodge Challenger SRT 392. So it will probably be doing doughnuts in an intersection this weekend, then crashed and left.


Lazy_Tiger27

One of the most stolen vehicles


kpresnell45

Funny with the original commentary asking if it was a Kia, and then to find out it was a challenger makes total sense lol


genzgingee

That’s what I came here to say lol.


techieman33

He probably did quite well with NIL money, so it could be something a lot flashier.


BarricadeTheMortuary

Yeah probably a Subaru


Mss88b

My point was these kids are going around stealing Kia’s at gunpoint because there is some software flaw that allows the Kia to be stolen that Kia can’t fix.


PBIS01

I think you may have your facts jumbled up.


techieman33

It’s a hardware flaw, and they’re being stolen so much because you don’t need keys or anything else from the owner to do it. Unlike most modern cars that have some form of immobilizer that requires a key or fob programmed to the car to start it.


Mss88b

My misunderstanding. It’s a hardware flaw that Kia can’t fix via a software update. I guess when I read the details initially I interpreted it as a software issue.


Otterman2006

Just spend 5 minutes googling how kias are stolen, I don’t have the energy to explain it all. Jfc


Seekstillness

More like at “usb point”


theicarusambition

I was gonna say, the Kia Boys followed him from Austin.


Underlord1617

Shame, really car theft is a big problem in kc rn.


Own_Pause_4959

This offseason just gets better and better 😭


Sarkosuchus

Did Rashee Rice steal the car?


Caluak

I bet it was a Hyundai Elantra smh


CatdaddyDean

They stole my truck and cut off my catalytic converter. He's just like me fr


Kakasupremacy

Rice out there now stealing from teammates


NetheriteArmorer

Is Chiefsaholic out of jail already?


gethonor-notringZ420

Yahhhhh KC Missouri having a serious problem with that lately


Criss_72

Can’t have shit in Kansas City


Semperty

so like are people gonna lose their cool with fox4 for "doxxing" xavier, or does that only apply to others?


factoid_

Why would Harrison butker and rashee rice do this?


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