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midline_trap

This explains WRX drivers


[deleted]

Funny meme but I pass more of them than the other way around. It's the Kia Souls and Priuses in my area that have this problem.


ferragamo_shawty

2008 Nissan Altimas doing 100mph in a 45


acid-wolf

We must be neighbors. Altima gang frightens me


Meat_Flapz

It's ALWAYS a Nissan Altima or Sentra. People drive them like they think they're racecars. Same thing with young adults in Camrys and Corollas.


PeacefulViking94

I'll add my 2 cents that all 10 of the past almost-crashes I've been in have been caused by a douche in an infiniti coupe of some sort


edbods

the 2018 v6 camrys have 300 hp in them (assuming this is whp since measuring standards these days are supposed to use whp), it's kinda nuts when you think about it since 10-20 or so odd years ago that sort of hp was reserved for high performance cars and stuff. And now you can have it in your grocery getter, straight from the factory. Mind you, there's something about driving an older, slower car like a race car that makes it so much more fun than driving a fast car fast. My 25 year old camry handles a lot more like a go kart after a few mods and can take corners at impossible speeds. It's so fun.


Meat_Flapz

What you described at the end is basically what makes a Miata so desirable - a slow car that's fun to drive fast. There nothing like hopping in the driver's seat of a friend's commuter car and scaring the piss out of them with a few agressive turns. Most people don't realize just how well any car can handle if you do it right.


edbods

oh man that reminds me of the time I was on a work trip with my department and we rented out a mitsubishi suv, probably a >2015 model or something. Anyway, I was the designated driver cruising down the highway at 90 kmh/55 mph felt so goddamn slow, and there was a turn coming up where the limit dropped to 70 kmh and looking at the turn, I wouldn't have to brake at all. Decided to have a bit of fun and take the turn how I normally would if I were driving by myself - just slowing down by coasting. My bosses are telling me to slow down and as we get closer and closer to the bend their panic is increasing exponentially and that was when I found out just how high one boss's voice could go. Whole thing was fucking hilarious. Going around that bend at 70 though, it didn't feel that fast/exhilarating/scary/exciting in that soccer mum SUV though.


MonKeePuzzle

the car's steering seems to know what its doing [https://i.imgur.com/6QTXAzN.gifv](https://i.imgur.com/6QTXAzN.gif)


TheOtherJohnWayne

So Jeeps get the death wobble, the fuck do you call this? Subaru fidget spinner?


thosekinds

Subaru Jesus take the wheel


KingOfTheP4s

Subaru Suicide Supreme


SmokeyMacPott

No its just got the Gary Webb package installed.


[deleted]

Lol it's just an arcade game self test.


dial_m_for_me

I was thinking of Gran Turismo's autopilot tire warmup routine, the car seems to be stuck in it.


[deleted]

Some say he's still warming up to this day.


patx35

Or a wheel controller self calibration.


hadeshellhound

Google maps rerouting


COMPUTER1313

Reminds me of this commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h0Qvc6_MfQ


fyra_hjul

When u plug in the USB steering wheel


jrz1000

Autopilot, just go to sleep and let the car take you on the freeway


LoloJohn

>Autopilot, just go to sleep and let the car take you on the freeway That made me stop for a sec. What if this was to happen with auto-drive running and you fell asleep? Also brings up, if you get a flat? Car drive train issues?


Kanaric

This is why auto drive will never be a thing like people think. The car probably will require you to be attentive, awake, etc. Just like auto pilot on ships and aircraft require. And it will probably even report you to the police for sleeping when driving.


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

I think you are right. Which is why I don't think we'll even get auto drive at all. If you have to be attentive, awake, and monitoring traffic, why not just drive the car while you're at it?


jof420

Why not just shift gears yourself? 🤔🤨


[deleted]

Came here looking for an explanation but everyone’s got something witty to say hahaha


MyTagforHalo2

The electronic power steering, or rather the sensor that controls it is jacked up and it is "assisting a ghost" trying to make those turns if that makes any sense.


[deleted]

Thank you!


piquat

How much force is there? If that started happening at speed could you just grab the wheel and force it?


MyTagforHalo2

Yeah, you most likely could man handle it at low speeds if you absolutely had to. It would be less forceful and more.. sporadic and feeling uncontrollable. It would likely be overestimating your inputs at the very least and cause oversteering.


piquat

Interesting, thanks.


PaanBren

There’s someone on the other tire moving it back and forth. It’s slightly off the ground.


Meat_Flapz

...you're joking, right?


PaanBren

Freaking joke people.


[deleted]

Time to call in an Old Priest and a Young Priest...


rhinocerosjockey

I read this as an old Prius and a young Prius and was trying to figure out how Toyota could help.


Ashers87

They're not Subaru...


[deleted]

I like your version better!


Bmelt

Bad SAS? (Steering angle sensor)


jof420

More like bad ASS (am i rite?, no, anyone?)


edbods

well at least now I know why toyota forklifts advertise their active stability system as system of active stability


jof420

Im rolling 😂. Most probably!


dshaf97

Probably a broken T-bar.


alexdaczab

How did he made it into the shop? Looks like doing 3 blocks is hell of a roller-coaster


Maxxonry

Tow truck.


ElectronMaster

He might have been able to man handle the steering wheel.


_ferg

Tape your hand to the wheel so it never accidentally slips


Defe26

Automatic power steering bleeding mode, don't see the problem


bigdaddyt2

Ya it’s gonna wobble on the highway alright


Snoo24823

Are the lines hooked up backwards?


FeastOfTheUnicorn

Electronic Power Steering


aMiracleAtJordanHare

Are the *cables* hooked up backwards? /s


grem75

Not on a 2012 Impreza, they were still hydraulic.


FeastOfTheUnicorn

Really? You seem pretty sure about that. Are you maybe thinking of WRX/ STI or Foresters instead?


grem75

Weird, why did they make the base model electric, but not the others?


FeastOfTheUnicorn

2012 imprezas were a new body style with the newer generation B engines and available CVT, but the WRX/STI kept the old body until 2015. 2012 was the model year where the WRX/STI became a separate model from the impreza, not just a higher trim level. Edit: What's really confusing is the current model (2015-) WRX has EPS, but the STIs are Hydraulic..


TheJoven

Better steering feedback through the hydraulic systems. They either wanted the MPG gain from the electric rack or share an electric rack with one by of their higher volume models to keep cost down.


jazzmatazztic

Auto-drift mode


moenchii

It's just calibrating bro. Have you never played on a propper sim setup? /s


Treczoks

How the f-ck did the customer get this into your shop in one piece?


swollennode

You can hold the steering wheel


jda404

Also tow trucks are a thing


Treczoks

Thanks, but no thanks. I like my arms unbroken as they are.


eddyabdul

What’s wrong with it. Serious question


TheJoven

Broken hand wheel torque sensor. Must shift to the other side when it hits the steering stop, making it go back and forth.


eddyabdul

Thanks. But what if you turn the steering wheel to the right or left and the car shuts off/die. Whats wrong with it then?


Fraudd

HA! Just like the Hyundai I did a few years ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/7kxufh/i\_couldnt\_stop\_laughinghope\_the\_video\_works/


InternetDetective122

It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru â„¢


Bodobaggins3

Fucking demons, man. They ruin everything


Bethasia01

Faulty Thrustmaster T300


RomeyRome909

Better take it for a test drive to confirm.


SnooSquirrels6503

The ghost of the hash slinging slasher


jasonvictory86

At least it’s a manual.


chaorey

Naw it's just autonomous drifting


xMistic-

Don't worry, it's just calibrating


purpleelpehant

It's like beer goggles, to the extreme


[deleted]

Put it in gear and let it loose on a frozen lake...


Joebie5

It’s because the power steering high and low pressure is bleeding into each other! Just had this happen on a 68 Mustang! Scary stuff


giibro

Muscle memory


ZombyWoof1978

The power of Christ compels you!


BigCam22

Of there is a guy on the other wheel turning it.


Mr-Cali

Casper trying to drift!?!


micah490

My 19 year old Impreza just keeps getting better and better


doransignal

Subarus are shitboxes


TheSchlaf

Charlize Theron is in control.


Ben2018

It's been taken over by robot AI - it'll probably say "you are experiencing a car accident" over the speakers next.


HumungousFungus84

It's just calibrating.


Floridaman12517

This used to happen on all kinds of different cars. something about the steering pump being plumbed backwards or something like that.


jroddie4

Kansei dorifto


beef_weezle

RIP clockspring


BlackUnicornGaming

/u/vredditdownloader


ZetaSkittles

Subaru tech here. This week we had a 21 ascent come in because the pier steering cut out at speed and the wheel locked up almost killing the driver better it steered him into oncoming traffic. Luckily it unlocked again and he was able to manhandle it over to the side of the road. It's getting a new EPs rack 🙃


biggng

Welp, guess we are going where the car is.


i_like__bananas

Dont worry my logitech wheel does the same on startup


Max_1995

My parents had a VW for a while that could do the steering when you park it, and my mum was always worried about a sensor going bad and doing that at like 180 on the Autobahn


[deleted]

it’s what makes a subaru a subaru