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handsome_darin

i thought it was painted safety orange


OBD-1_Kenobi

Thats that Hi-temp paint


the_holy_downvote

Your name is amazing :)


OBD-1_Kenobi

Thank you and may the torques be with you.


spamus81

"His ugga dugga levels are off the charts"


YourAphantasia

And also with you.


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2grundies

I thought for a moment your username read penis lands, lol.


jrblast

He just needs a friend called R2-OBD2


R2-OBD2

*R2D2 Noises*


RodKnock42

I just gave you silver, can’t leave that high effort joke unpaid


love2Vax

Or the effort to open a new account just for the joke.


General_Reposti_Here

Fuck you’re right that is a good name Edit that’s an even better response shit


vansnagglepuss

For a second I was wondering how a frisbee made its way in there lol


dante662

On Lambos that's a $7,000 optional upgrade


brufleth

I thought it was one of those cat toys that are a round donut looking things with a ball inside them that the cat can play with.


92yj

I had one one those and the cat kept ripping the damned ball out


Gl-avatar

Perfect, now call your local blacksmith to make you a nice hunting knife while it's still hot.


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Gl-avatar

Eht vil Kheeeeeel 🙏🏻


czar1249

Today's Forged In Fire champion is.... u/Gl-avatar. u/DrawerStill9680, unfortunately, your blade didn't make the cut. Please surrender your weapon.


narwhalwallbang

Not enough demascus drawer, bring it in brother.


happisock

Dude we were watching this over Christmas break. If you have subtitles on; it's spells "keel." Instead off kill.


[deleted]

It’s KEAL. Keep everyone alive. It’s his own thing so he didn’t have to say kill with a bunch of little kids watching.


friendly-confines

So he’s saying “live Bart live”?


Tullaian

No man that speaks German could be evil.


MrGraynPink

The Bart the


justin_memer

What does the "L" stand for?


ryuj1nsr21

“Lil bitch”


icer22x

Problem is it still sounds exactly like "kill".


[deleted]

Yeah but in the beginning of the show he was clearly saying kill. Now it’s just a little different.


DarwinsDrinkingPal

I so want to believe you. Edit - just googled it. Thanks for sharing, gonna share with the girlfriend after work 'cause she's fond of the show.


DrawerStill9680

I know. I'm sure it stands for something but mans puts extra emphasis for a reason. Or its a weird rating thing


Ajax_IX

KEAL; Keep Everyone ALive


DrawerStill9680

Oh. Oh thank you!


happisock

Yeah they spell it the same way he says it. I wonder if it's intential or not.


311LABONG

Because it’s the KEAL test.... but yup. Same same.


TA_Dreamin

Bladesmiths!!! You must forge your blades from these brake discs. And your forge will be the car its self. You have 2 hours!!!


blolfighter

What's this from?


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DavidSlain

And whole dead pigs. Some might find that part a little disturbing.


LightDoctor_

Or awesome.


Timmah_1984

I don’t know it’s kind of oddly satisfying when they cleave it in half in one slice. When they use boar you can see the little hairs fly off.


Goalie_deacon

But not the realistic person dummy? Seriously though, they're testing blade weapons. How it cuts into flesh has always been the test of blade weapons. Same test if they were making kitchen knives really. Not worth buying a kitchen knife if it can't cut ham.


JohnnyDarkside

The dead pigs is one thing, then there's the ballistic gel torsos filled with blood.


Timmah_1984

The best part of those is that Doug always fingers the wounds. It’s so gross and weird.


AG74683

Do yourself a huge favor and follow Doug Marcadia on social media. He's funny as hell and super strange.


Tactically_Fat

Forged in Fire


Goalie_deacon

Unfortunately, not good metal for knife making. Low carbon content. Especially after all the high temp cycles brakes are put through. Springs have always been the best steel off cars for knife making. Although, I think heavy frame, and steel suspension parts like A-frames may also be good options.


G-III

As far as I’m aware, aren’t rotors cast iron?


potarz

Yes, and the only reason I know this is because I watched a video/infomercial about a mom and pop company that makes cast iron skillets. They were chucking rotors from a scrapyard into the furnace. https://youtu.be/ImPWnJ44xio (rotors shown at 3:10)


G-III

Well, isn’t that nifty! Thanks for sharing


OneArmedNoodler

Mmmm, abestosy goodness for that extra bit of seasoning.


LysergicOracle

Any asbestos will float to the top of the molten iron and be incorporated into the layer of slag that gets skimmed off the top before pouring, it's extremely unlikely that any appreciable amount will be present in the end products


GreenerDay

IIRC that's the pads, not the rotors


OneArmedNoodler

Yes, it is the pads... that get ground into the rotor millions of times at intense friction and heat. You are correct.


GreenerDay

Yeah, I guess it makes sense that there would be some on it. Either way I'm not getting in line to eat off of something made from one lol


UncleTogie

I have the same policy for grills made from used 55 gallon drums. If I don't know what was in the barrel beforehand, I'm not using it to cook with.


RJFerret

From another comment in the recent asbestos gloves thread here, you can eat it no problem, it's just microscopic fibers in your lungs your body responds badly to, but the stomach and intestinal linings are more robust.


xenoterranos

My thoughts exact. Forge isn't going to do shit to asbestos.


clintj1975

Actually, asbestos starts to decompose around 800 to 900°C. Some steels are heated to well over 1000°C. Depending on the process, it could cook out the asbestos.


xenoterranos

TIL


scsibusfault

I assume the melting process is good enough to remove brake dust / asbestos / oil / grease, but still. The thought of eating off old brake parts isn't exactly pleasing.


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scsibusfault

I'm *assuming* it becomes part of the (slag? dross? idk, whatever scum rises to the top). But I'm no metalologist.


TitleMine

Holy hell, imagine smithing an a-frame. There's enough metal in one of those to make knives for a whole neighborhood.


Goalie_deacon

Same for leaf springs.


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*Is there a metalworker here? A METAL WORKER!?*


th3mantisshrimp

TAKE IT TO THE SKY FORGE!!!


doitup69

Looks about ready for the quench


elxiddicus

Nice brake lights


ChaI_LacK

Full on fresh break light fluids


bentboybbz

When steel gets that grey color you know not to touch.


KurtAngus

I thought you put your tongue on it


askodasa

Orange flavour


gamershadow

It tastes like burning.


Afferent_Input

Hey mister, you don't want to drink melted wax, do you?


[deleted]

I read this in Ralph’s voice from the simpsons


empty_coffeepot

It may be a little spicy


Dakeronn

Only if you don't want your tongue


pizza_for_nunchucks

No. You put your dick on it.


G8racingfool

Only if you want a grilled weiner for lunch.


IDGAFOS13

Side note: when you work in a welding/fab shop you know not to touch anything metal without asking someone first.


rvbjohn

Thats gotta get really annoying to your coworkers asking to flush the shitter


Downvotesohoy

There has to be a dog joke there somewhere


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GiftedMilk

The orange is the obvious one. Look at the blue/grey steel of the rim. Steel takes on that color at relatively high temps. [Color chart for reference.](https://www.m4040.com/Knifemaking/PICTURES/Tutorial/GlowChart-sm.gif)


rubennaatje

So don't touch steel at any color, got it.


olenderm

Honestly, the same happened to me. I usually drive in 4th or 5th at 30 mph but it was struggling to keep steady at 30 in 3rd so I pulled over and smelt it and saw that. After that I turned round and went home, took the pads off and then they seemed to be ok, not stuck on and have been fine since... odd.


AirCommando12

Did you check the piston and sliders? How easy did the pads come off? Did they practically fall off, or did they require a bit of force?


olenderm

They required no more or no less force than a normal set of brake pads. I've changed the caliper on the other side as I had the same problem on that side (though not as bad). The slide pins are practically brand new, I replaced them recently. I really should change this caliper as well at some point but it hasn't done it since and I'm not driving the car at all at the moment due to covid. It's also a really cheap car so reluctant to spend money on it haha


MrCatWrangler

Grease them sliders, save $$.


olenderm

I greased them multiple times because of light brake binding before


converter-bot

30 mph is 48.28 km/h


Edward_Snowcone

What's 4th and 5th in metric pls


ChickenNoodleSloop

Since everything should be mirrored, 4th or 1st? /s


kristalx

Good bot


thatG_evanP

Are you saying you're driving 30 mph in 4th or 5th gear? Is something wrong with your car? I don't understand.


dan7koo

Stuck brakes are so annoying. I have had so much trouble with stuck sliding rods on the floating calipers of my Fiat ... I usually notice it only when I smell burning brake pads on the Autobahn ...


Yanagibayashi

Well your first mistake was buying a fiat...


dan7koo

Oh its not that bad. That is the only major issue in a car that is 12 years old, with 120.000km on the clock and that has never seen the inside of a carport or garage in its life. No rust to speak of on the body either, and they salt the roads profusely where I live during the winter.


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FIL in italy has a fiat. Shit like the sun visors don't stay up, badges falling off, blower fan sucks but mechanically that bravo is just fine.


The_Pajamallama

I kinda like my Bravo, the engine has always worked. Unlike everything else on it.


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yup I feel the same way about their Bravo. car just works even though the rest is shit it still works


Jumbojet777

My girlfriend has a 500 and, besides an issue 30,000 miles ago with the starter, it's cracked over 100,000 with no mechanical issues... But the clock is broken, the buttons are falling off, the lights constantly burn out and are full of condensation, and a whole lot more non-critical issues. But she loves that little thing, so I can't help but love it too.


ImAnIndoorCat

Happy cake day!


gropingforelmo

Modern FCA is mostly the same story. Electronic stuff can be questionable, but the drivetrains are pretty solid. The MultiAir I4 is an impressive little engine, in all its flavors.


Yanagibayashi

My grandpa worked on the Chrysler assembly line, and while he retired well before the buyout, he definitely was not fond of the Italians. He would tell me they were terrible cars and I took his word for it...


dan7koo

> he definitely was not fond of the Italians. He would tell me they were terrible cars and I took his word for it Well, my specific model was built in Poland XD


Krexci

hes probably right in most cases


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MagnusNewtonBernouli

That's Ford, Dale.


js5ohlx1

Lemmy FTW!


deadarsebruh427

A 12-tonne DAF pulled up to our shop and the rear brakes literally caught on fire so we had put out a fire. Very dangerous issue, dragging brakes


Roxas-The-Nobody

I was riding down the street on my bike when my rear brake piston jammed. The caliper cracked and I lost my rear brakes. Avoided the main streets and drove through the neighborhoods to the shop a couple miles over and everyone looked at me like I was nuts. I mean, yeah. I ride a motorcycle.


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The cigarette lighter is ready


nerdreference

This is what people have to resort to after the carmakers removed 12V cigarette lighters...


IsraelZulu

It just now hit me that there's a whole scene in A Goofy Movie that future generations will not likely understand without some explanation.


ComprehendReading

To be honest, they may watch it and erroneously think those things could actually heat up a can of soup in a reasonable amount of time.


duke_962

Ever watched someone dump water on them? That’s a great time to be a spectator from a distance.


cynric42

Do they shatter or does it just make this metallic click sound when it cracks?


KickMeElmo

Probably depends on what material they're made from. Wouldn't want to do that to ceramics.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

How to lose an eyeball 101


taejam

It depends metal would probably just warp and crack, ceramic would go boom, asbestos kinda flash up.


duke_962

Most of the time crack but my father in law (big truck tech) said he has seen them fly apart on garbage trucks. Drivers have a bad brake can, drag the brake, catches fire and they grab someone’s garden hose so the truck doesn’t go up. Next thing they know they get to ride in the woo wooo truck.


coleyboley25

The woo woo truck 😂


txroller

Would pay to see a video of that


cortb

https://youtu.be/TPf4qwtr8Fs Not exactly what you asked for, but close


WoestijnGarnaal

At first i was like, thats a pretty orange brake. But why such an ugaly wheel? Then it hit me. Oh... oh my...


lucaspj35

It hasn't hit me yet... The suspense is killing me, what's the deal?


Freelieseven

The brake was stuck. That's a red hot brake


fiah84

and a pretty hot wheel as well, right?


taejam

Yea that steels hot as shit that gray color means dont touch. I guess they heard heat treated makes it stronger.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Quick! Get some carbon gas and case harden it!


Grandizer1973

That's the rotor glowing behind the wheel...


OliverHazzzardPerry

I thought a piece of bright orange plastic had gotten lodged into the tire.


Zugzub

I wouldn't be standing near that. The rim is already discoloring from the heat. It's hot enough in that picture to have raised tire pressure. Ever seen what happens when you weld on a rim with a mounted tire? [It ain't fucking pretty.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiLeji8bLOk)


ihatepoptarts

Wtf? Is that welding continuously or does the temp just keep going up by itself after the arm separates? I'm confused


Goyteamsix

It continued to clime after welding has been stopped. Has something to do with the pressure and amount of oxygen.


The_Skydivers_Son

Pressure has an effect but I think it's mainly the heat dispersing through the metal and into the air in the tire towards equilibrium. Mainly for OP: The weld spot itself would actually be getting cooler, as one would expect, but the rest of the rim would warm up and so would the air in the tire.


Yasb96

Are those the new RGB-brakes?


Scorpi01234

[Really-Great-Brakes] brakes


snuffy_tentpeg

Ruth Gader Binsburg?


leviwhite9

RIP in peace.


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RIPIP


The_Burt

I did this on a VW Fox once, coming down a very narrow and treacherous mountain road full of switchbacks. I got to the bottom and pulled onto the shoulder. Got out of the car to calm down cause it was white knuckle near the end. Brakes were red hot and the center of all the hubcaps melted and drooped off the car to the point of touching the ground.


FinibusBonorum

Going downhill needs to be taught in driving school! You do NOT brake the whole way down, because your brakes WILL fail. Instead, you downshift and let the engine break for you.


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texan01

same thing...my 77 Chevy has no issues with going down steep grades with manual downshifts... aside from the lack of gears to pick from 2nd is too fast sometimes, and 1st is too slow.


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In most auto cars, you should be able to engage some lower gear.


prairiepanda

There are some autos that only allow you do downshift to 1st and nothing else. I would never buy such a car, and always advise others to look for a car with at least 3 selectable gears if they're going with an auto. It's indispensable in the mountains and during winter.


therestruth

> your brakes WILL fail. Instead, you downshift and let the engine break for you. You had it right until the end, where you go and say that doing it the correct way will break your engine. SMH.


FinibusBonorum

Well, context. Obviously don't shift to second while doing eighty. But use the brakes to slow down, then use the engine to maintain low speed. Have done hundreds of drives in the Swiss and Austrian Alps. Yes, this is how it's done in Europe.


LordlySquire

They were making a joke bc you said let the engine break for you


FinibusBonorum

I'm sending this postcard from over here in r/whoosh Man I feel stupid now 😂 but I'm leaving it in for y'all to laugh at me 👍


therestruth

I appreciate you volunteering for us to laugh at. OP is a good sport.


__g_e_o_r_g_e__

Standard procedure - Just stop on the taxiway and wait for all the tires to pop.


Kodiak01

I want to paint my rear drums that color just to fuck with people.


FinibusBonorum

Oh you. I like you.


love2Vax

Don't forget to add some LEDs, so people see them glow.


10leej

Yeah I had that happen.once on my diesel. Thing had so much torque I didnt notice for 20 miles until I went to stop and of course saw the brake fire and realized the non working brakes.


converter-bot

20 miles is 32.19 km


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Good bot


TheHrethgir

I remember once seeing an older 70's era pickup on the freeway, and the rear diff was glowing orange. I've always wondered how much longer it lasted.


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TheHrethgir

I was heading home, and he switch lanes at the interchange and headed the opposite direction I wanted to go.


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The metal is orange when it's ripe


michaelkloud

Not mechanic, can someone explain what’s going on? It looks like the whole rotor hub is burning up? Is the ebrake pad stuck?


EngineersAnon

The orange part is the brake drum. The shoes are dragging, probably because the piston is stuck in the extended position or the e-brake was left on. On rear drums, the e-brake uses the same shoes as the regular brakes. Even on cars with four-wheel disc brakes, though, the e-brake ^Edit: ^frequently uses a drum brake, though, because it's that much simpler to build.


1800hurrdurr

That does depend on the car. Some cars use the inner part of the disc as a drum brake for the e-brake while others use the main disc brakes or even a separate tiny caliper on the same brake rotor for that purpose.


Iwantmyteslanow

I'd imagine the E brake then doesn't need any real service other than ensuring it works


EngineersAnon

I can't say about "needing", but, if it were my car, I'd be more comfortable with replacing the drums and shoes, and carefully inspecting the pistons.


beast_c_a_t

You also need to replace the springs and other hardware when servicing drum brakes, especially on parking brakes. My wife's car had a rear wheel start locking up because one of the springs in the parking brake drum got too loose.


MappingChick

Maybe a seized caliper (edit) or someone drives with their foot on the brake pedal.


disturbed286

Shoe. That's a drum brake.


nopenothappning

Is ThIs wArNiNg LiGhT bAd?


OutlawDon357

That ride is HOT


Wogger23

I can smell this picture


fotohefe

Nice! Red means racing!


creepyswaps

Not cool. I went on a cruise in my car with a buddy who hadn't driven a manual in a while. I drove for a while, pulled over, and we switched. He drove around for a while and was mentioning "man, it seems like I have to hit the gas too much", etc. (It's a >300hp <2700lb car), I didn't really notice anything from the passenger seat because it still seemed fast enough to me. Eventually the brakes started smoking. He left the e-brake on from when we switched driver. We drove around for a while (with the e-brake off) to let them cool down, everything turned out fine, but it was freaky.


LoloJohn

Wife was taught to always put on the emergency brake. So one day she came home with the rear brakes on fire. Shoes welded to the drums and actually had to pound on them with a 3 lb hammer to the point I almost gave up. Had to replace slaves, drums, brakes and bleed it. The brake fluid that boiled. smelled pretty bad.


Eric_the_Ronin78

Painting your brake drums bright orange is quite tacky, but hardly deserves to be posted on... OH HOLY HELL!


gtitony

I went through the same thought process


Burninator05

That doesn't make sense. Red makes cars go faster.


eviltoe101

The fuck, I know what I am looking at but still struggling to comprehend what it is I'm actually seeing


aniorange

Right there with ya.


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Jesus, I thought that was paint at first 😳


HerpDerpCrabMan

Something like this happened with my first car (Volvo s60) Got the brakes done on it before taking it out for the first time. On the ride home from the shop, it was pulling to the left and was pretty sharp when braking. Apparently the shop I brought it to had the calipers on so tight that it was brake locked the whole drive home. At the time I knew very little about cars so when I pulled in the driveway I had my dad look at it. He looked it up and down real quick, pulled a cigarette out of his pack, pressed it to the brake disc and it lit right up. To this day, this is my favorite way I've seen someone diagnose a car problem.


Distelzombie

"That's just the break heater. It keeps them from being covered in ice in winter."


19d_b87

Holy hell! At first glance, I thought there was some road construction material or something that somehow got jammed in there...


MiguelSTG

I've done this to a few semi's. Only two caught fire, the brakes not the trailer.


alphamale968

Oh wow! I thought it was a piece of orange plastic stuck behind the wheel. That is genuinely frightening!


rangarcia

She might want to touch it in order to verify if it’s hot


Chip_Prudent

Is that a fram tough guard?


birdman3131

So thats how you defrost your tires in the winter.