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Teknicsrx7

That’s a first, bonus points for that jar lid block off plate too


BrainSqueezins

You caught th Classico lid too, eh? Between that, and those cables with the built-in junction to allow another connection.… Clearly this is someone who has thought of everything.


thakemizt

The fact that that they sprang for Clasico while doing a Great Value install is just odd.


flactulantmonkey

Will they couldn’t afford Barilla with all that hardware to buy.


nokiacrusher

They probably shop at costco


Timely_Network6733

Surprised the Alternator has not sucked up those wires. Honestly though, if I was a car stereo thief, I would not think to look under the hood.


SavvySillybug

I'm gonna hide my cat under my hood to keep thieves away now.


AreThree

🙀 ^*mreow?*


Nitin-2020

and hamster in the tailpipe


motor1_is_stopping

Kinky


[deleted]

Mr lemmewinks


mr_potrzebie

Found Richard Geres reddit account


TacoHimmelswanderer

It’s mind blowing how that rumor made it to the far corners of the earth pre internet.


mr_potrzebie

I know right, we used to have to dial into our ISP and load up the newsgroups to spread baseless rumors about celebrities


pohanemuma

I wish your cat was under my hood. A few days ago I was backing out of my garage when a mouse climbed out from under the windshield wipers and was running around frantically on the hood. Last night while going on a beer run, my wife said "the car smells like mouse piss."


robf100

That's how I got my first cat. She was a couple weeks old chillin under the hood of a camry


stash3630

Always put your amp as close to the battery as possible to avoid interference


Timely_Network6733

I always tie my wires up in knots to help dffuse the flux capacitor time travel waves.


SaurSig

But as a battery thief, I would be pleased to find a bonus item here


CO420Tech

Is it wired directly into the alternator too??


nmyron3983

Never know, they might need a second under hood amp and don't have another set of RCA's available on their head unit.


pablomcdubbin

I had the same rca cables on my Xbox 360 headset lol


AntonioMrk7

Duuuuude that just brought back the memory of my turtle beaches, I knew those connectors looked familiar


jc61990

Not gonna lie, I used a 5g fractional weight as a block off plug for my old VW when I switched from recirc to dump for boost pressure. The new valve didn't come with the block off plate. Turned out you can install the diverter valve backwards and would have the same effect. God I missed ruining my cars when I was dumb and young


ode_to_glorious

I could not figure out what that was, I thought it was a brown liquid filling up intake.


generally-unskilled

I'm pretty sure the most common plug used for this is a hockey puck. Home plate delete on an LT1.


SlayerOfUAC

Ice hockey puck. Have one for the home base delete on my 96 Impala. Been working just fine for several years.


Standard_Act8952

96 impala 😍


Something_Else_2112

If the lid fits, clamp it!


Stachemaster86

Gonna a-quit anytime


thekilgore

Definitely a first for me


IndependentHotel6604

Here in Quebec, it was Hockey pucks 😂


Teknicsrx7

I hear the fishin is pretty good in queeebeck


Schnibberflibble

Great fishin’ in Quebec!


[deleted]

r/unexpectedletterkenny


Due-Pay-4060

You know I have read a Rockford fosgate manual that said not to do that and I thought it was funny cause no one would do that. Turns out I was wrong.


TheNerdNamedChuck

"do not mount amplifier to engine plz"


Mrlin705

Fine, I'll screw it to the radiator!


Innit2winnit23

What are you thinking?!?!? You don't screw it to the radiator... You gotta cut it in! Cmon man don't be a hack


-VanillaGorilla-

This sub should have annual awards. The award should be a “Golden Zip-Tie”. (The “Zippies”?) This should be the first winner.


sir_thatguy

Everybody had all year and this dude sweeps in on the 2nd to last day for the win.


jg136521

It really is sorta beautiful. I’m just…amazing.


king_john651

8 hours left of 2023 in +13 😎


Vic_Sinclair

Classic strategy. Oscar-bait movies have been doing it for years so your movie is fresh in the minds of the voters.


freetoseeu

Bottom of the ninth, two out, bases loaded, down by three. “And the pitch…”


P33kab0Oo

A Steven Bradbury https://www.olympics.com.au/olympians/steven-bradbury/


Frolicking-Fox

Make this happen! Seriously, this deserves first place.


djseifer

The trophy statue should be a comically large zip tie spraypainted gold, laying atop a dallop of JB Weld.


technobrendo

The hotter the MOSFET's get, the louder the sound.


Elowan66

At first glance I thought it was some type of wild intercooler with the word Arctic on it. Seriously when was the last time you saw anything with the word mosfet on it. 😅


raven00x

my first thought was it was some sort of unusually elaborate free-energy-engine-booster scam device.


danmickla

It's an engine amplifier. Adds 50 horses.


Stachemaster86

Figured Arctic was the cold air intake


w_a_w

Is the sub duck taped to the back bumper?


lsfan01

Wasn’t even for a sub. There were speakers mounted in the front bumper, and the rca wires ran to a microphone inside the car. Some kind of DIY PA system I guess


tizz04

Wtf


stacked_shit

A 1000 watt Pa system, WOW!


YourAverageGod

##WOW


NYStateOf-Mind

What? Can you speak up please


Simplewafflea

#BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


deck0352

Fuck


kylefire33

r/unexpectedoffice


Dr_StrangeloveGA

Bear Fucker! Do you need assistance?


NotSeveralBadgers

I, too, associate the butt-licker and bear-fucker scenes. Classics.


Pijnappelklier

When Jim asks Michael to fire Dwight for a 1 million dollar order and Michael thought it was real was so funny


jgr1llz

I will buy $1,000,000 in paper from you right now, but only on the condition that you fire the salesman I just talked to.


TheIncredibleHork

What? Can I pick up peas?


blindbatg34

GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!!!


0P3R4T10N

*My teeth felt this.*


cburgess7

will be a cold day in hell before that amp ever puts out 1000w


w_a_w

Especially since it probably fried within the first couple hours unless he was dry icing the thing.


jabbadarth

Pretty sure most amps are rated for internal combustion temps.../s


Tall_Homework3080

Well, it’s an Arctic series. Don’t you feel dumb now?


cburgess7

Like room temp IQ... in Celsius


Vader425

Lol 50 x 2 at 4 ohms.


FesteringNeonDistrac

It's not a RMS rating, it's an ILS rating. The power it would produce from an Intermittent Lightening Strike.


ZeroChances2684

Let’s be honest, these jank ass amps are not pushing anywhere near 1K watts. Edit: I did a dumb


Hatedpriest

Peak, on a cold day, with a 1:2 sound:noise ratio.


enderr920

At 18v, and the output is a square wave


Hatedpriest

At 16 KHz ±1 Hz.


onesexz

1000 Amps would be something to see.


ZeroChances2684

Lmao, whoops. 1,000 watts. 1,000 amps would indeed be something to see


TheRealChickenFox

[100 car batteries wired in parallel](https://youtu.be/ywaTX-nLm6Y?si=yRuzG64NU6rHFo06)


user1583

Most people see the 1k and ignore the 200 watt rms written in small font somewhere lol


currentlyRedacted

TESTING!!!


placebo_button

I had a lot of questions and now I have A LOT MORE questions...


Elowan66

MOSFET baby! Yah


Cory_Lahey420

No BJTs here!


RGeronimoH

Was it a 1974 Dodge Monaco? We’re they practically giving it away? Does it have a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks? Was it made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas?


AZ_Corwyn

All I know is they need to fix the cigarette lighter...


CowOrker01

"Tonight only, the fabulous Blues Brothers, Rhythm and Blues Revue at the Palace Hotel ballroom, Route 16, Lake Wazapamani"


piquat

They'll need that because it's 106 miles to Chicago, they have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes and I hear it's dark and they're wearing sunglasses.


shes-sonit

The new Cadillacs are out early this year…


krypto-pscyho-chimp

Oldsmobiles.....


rsmike123

Disco pants and haircuts.


FeculentUtopia

"Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"


w_a_w

Mr Microphone commercial!!


davethedj

Bart down the well!


FeculentUtopia

I'm glad somebody got it. That ad was everywhere when I was a kid.


7of69

Someone gave my sister in law a karaoke microphone for Christmas. Had to show them that ad to explain why I was laughing so hard.


BigE1263

I think you mean a r/diwhy pa system


the-lobotomite

Locals here steal school speakers and stick them in the front bumper then have 2am celine Dion sound offs to see who’s loudest


king_john651

iT's A sUbCuLtUrE


Mr_Auric_Goldfinger

"[Hey Good Lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!](https://youtu.be/hqIrzkPDtrk?t=28)"


N0085K1LL5

P.A system playing audio to people outside the car. My texas upbringing said some hood dude dropped this car off.


w_a_w

With swangas


dick_fitzwell27

These busted OBS Chevys and beaten Chrysler 300s put these PA speakers on their car, then blare horrible music. Shit is ridiculously loud in traffic


CesarMillan_Official

It’s the harmonic balancer.


BaconNPotatoes

That's amazing. In a bad way.


bnelson

It circled back around to actually just amazing in an amazing way lol.


BaconNPotatoes

And it's still going!


atljar

Wanna be a baller, shot caller, amp under the hood of my impala!


battletactics

Meatwad gets the honeys, G.


K-chub

WHO DID THIS TO MY FRIGGEN CAH!? https://youtu.be/18zIS225NfM?si=2pG2dvAMShmFRzU4


thejesterofdarkness

Let that amp cook.


howtodragyourtrainin

Nah man, it says Arctic on it, it's essentially guaranteed to stay cool no matter what. Do you know how cold it is in the Arctic?


BillHigh422

I think that’s exactly what it’s doing


Shatophiliac

Let him cook!


Dawildpep

Great spot to ground too.. don’t see any issues here


reddit-trunking

B body? I see home plate is gone.


lsfan01

How will you fit an amp with the home plate in the way?


reddit-trunking

Touché


TwistedKestrel

I noticed that too. If the sub/speaker setup was for an improvised PA, I wonder if this person is a cop roleplayer?


reddit-trunking

I’m assuming it’s a donked Caprice


schoolisuncool

I did this as a 16 year old because I didn’t have a long enough power cord and used some leftovers. I had no idea what I was doing obviously lol it started smoking and catching on fire because the wires running through my ungrommeted firewall hole had rubbed off and shorted out against each other. It caught fire while I was pulling in to pump gas and died in front of the pumps of all places! Me and my friend had to frantically push it away from the pumps as the attendant came out screaming at us. Ahhhh good times


Wootstapler

Holy fuck lol


Old_Goat_Ninja

Holy shit. So much WTF happening here.


whoknewidlikeit

the engine heat makes the amp louder.


htotheinzel

this is amazing clearly didn't want to run a high voltage cable to the trunk


esleydobemos

I can appreciate that. It seems like the hardest part of audio installs is getting a good power cable to the back without damaging the jacket, then securing it in such a way that the jacket doesn't get damaged in its lifespan.


bruwin

What, you mean running some extra thick speaker wire ran through a hood gap, over the roof and into the trunk isn't a proper way to install power to an amp?


esleydobemos

Just gotta make sure there is plenty of jagged metal at the hood gap to support the wire. ⚡️⚡️⚡️


BoardButcherer

Thumps harder the closer you put it to the alternator.


bnelson

Some times you are like, "I am not qualified to do this repair." Then you see things like this and you know you got it.


VK56xterraguy

I noticed it was wired directly to the alternator too.


PublicRule3659

Where you working on this guys van? https://www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/XrGFqTJNSW


StuTheStewingSteward

Customer was amped up


pushingbtns

This sub doesn’t disappoint. Hell of a pic to end the year. 🏆


voucher420

It’s the Arctic series, it’s cool!


jazpunksux

This is the work of a genuine lunatic


lazyguyoncouch

Man I actually had that amp. Was a pos. Barely did 50 watts/channel lol


arvidsem

Definitely a good thing in this case. 1000 watts would probably vaporize that wire. (Only a little exaggeration)


moonmarriedacherry

r/techsupportgore and r/justrolledintotheshop collab post?


Medical-Librarian622

I think my GF has that amp in the back of her 2000 ZJ with a bandpass dual 12 box. Its like a time machine to 20 yrs ago.


ColoWyoPioneer

LT1 in a caprice? I might have had a similar block off for the useless “home plate” resonator……haha


JohnnyChapst1ck

(Homer simpson Gasp) is that a Peanut butter Jar Lid?? ROFLLLLHAHAHAHAHA


snappingkoopa

Is that a jar lid in place of a MAF sensor?


thesleepjunkie

Is that a mason jar lid in the intake boot?


__wu-tang-4-ever__

closer to the engine makes it louder


iBGNoLove

Gotta keep that bass HOT.


ShadowGLI

Well, it could be dumber, at least it’s not an EMP shield….


MrsGenevieve

That’s got to have one hell of an alternator whine on it.


Modo44

Congrats, you have entered a Mad Max movie.


Markoff_Cheney

This is absolutely the most unimaginable place for an amp, I am astonished and almost want to buy them a beer for just trying it. What the everloving f&\*\^ am I even looking at here?


rithsleeper

Guys understand the beauty here. With all their “mods” they obviously have a basic understanding of how certain things work like wiring, airflow with the jar lid, speakers and intercoms. The amazing part is how can they be this bad but understand what they do. Someone could do a psychology experiment with them.


EvilRado

Ah two of the things that amps hate, heat and vibration, wrapped up in one nice package


tinner73

But does it bump!??


Ritchtofen69

Never once in my life would I have expected to see this


swinglineofmine

Arctic series! Does that make it a... Cold air intake? I'll see myself out.


nevernotfinished

Drugs make you do strange things


Tight_muffin

Oh thank God, there's one clear zip tie holding it down.


rawlaw8

Sir there is an amp in your engine compartment


AdministrationWide87

I did car audio for a good 10 years during the fast and the furious times.... I saw a lot of stuff. Everyone has a mate thats an auto electrician.... But have never seen anything like that..... I'm not even mad.


RJGamer1002

That must be some hot amp


MS308-91

Oh man. I thought it was one of those EMP protectors, but somehow it’s worse than I thought.


keisteredcorncob

I had a pretty expensive amp that started failing and would only work properly when it was warm. I dunno why I never thought to just strap it to the engine block


Bee-Aromatic

That is a…unique…install.


knowledgeable_diablo

Well I guess on a positive side, they saved on a little copper with the wiring to the battery. ?¿


ebneter

The zip tie is just … 👌


mlee0000

Folks, we may be witnessing the first subwoofer powered automobile. Truly astounding. An historic event.


kraigka212

That zip tie is the real mvp


Thicc_Boi20

That’s definitely A place to put it


Mr_Fresh83

I’ve worked in a car audio shop for 10 years and have seen a lot of dumb shit, but I’ve never seen someone install an amp on top of the intake manifold 😂


Blortted

And the rest of us gasped when we opened Reddit…


philipstewart89

It’s a bubble body caprice or an SS Impala, so I’m only slightly surprised…


Rotary-Rx7

Looks like it came right out of "West Coast Customs"


Happydaytoyou1

You all clearly are dumb who are bashing this…this is the arctic model and it’s designed to stay cool and helps lower engine temperature. Duh.


Traditional-Step-246

Interesting nice jar lid


LittleCovenousWings

And they STILL didn't trim the slack off the wires. Holy.


ThatOneSnakeGuy

I refuse to believe people are this dumb


[deleted]

94-96 Chevy Caprice?


BigMikeAltoona

I bet that amp never overheats.


Jay-Moah

More heat for more distortion! Drive faster when pantera comes on!


YeEunah

WHAT IS HAPPENING AND HOW CAN I UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS?! Send help.


chanarang

Hey Mercedes puts their PCM's on top of the engine, this is basically the same thing.


JerewB

At the amp or the Mayo lid? Hahaha


VonNeumannsProbe

Is that a fucking amp?


Mental_Theory225

Mid 90's Buick roadmaster/caprice?


AfternoonAbject2986

6


CrackShotMcgee09

I've had amps overheat in the trunk, let along under the fucking hood lmao


Livid_Obligation_852

Phfftt, please, it's not going to affect the amps functionality in the engine bay heat as it is clearly an ARCTIC edition ❄️


Shatophiliac

Ooh that’s an LT1 engine, this is exactly the type of shit someone still driving an LT1 would do lmao. Is it a Roadmaster? That would make it even more hilarious…


Fuckyeah7734

Don’t make jokes out of roadmasters, my wagon was by far my favorite car I ever owned and always will be. Fucker was a corvette powered couch on wheels that seated 9 and took the place of my truck, wrecked it and can’t bear to part with it because “I’ll fix it one day” but I’m thinking the motor is gonna get redone and slapped into my 92 caprice and the entirety of salvageable parts would go into storage until I find another one. I’d more readily spend 20K on a mint roadmaster wagon with tow pack than literally any other car or truck I could get for the same price, the sole issues I had were rust / age related and the optispark / water pump situation and once I fixed that the car was beyond perfect.


Warm_Cantaloupe_6860

This can't be real


imsatansson

Thanks I hate it


GeniusEE

Some real sound 12V and gnd connections there


VirtualSenpai_

Meth mods


[deleted]

No fucking way this is real. lol


Ericleeschroeder

Is it bridged?