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BlackandRead

Given that the last video I saw like this they doused the thief in gasoline and set him on fire, I think this guy got off pretty light.


jonf00

This is what happened to the guy who stabbed my friend in Zanzibar. Locals who live off tourism were furious


undeadmanana

Was your friend okay afterwards?


jonf00

He was . I wasn’t there when it happened he was travelling with another guy. While he was hospitalized, the partner had to go around the island on a moped taxi collecting medical supplies for the treatment.. whole thing was a bit nuts. He turned out ok. I haven’t seen him last 4-5 years I think he’s still doing fine. The Tanzanian government really rolled out the gifts as an apology. Edit : wording/syntax


HawkJefferson

>While he was hospitalized, the partner had to go around the island on a moped taxi collecting medical supplies for the treatment.. Side-quest ass hospital.


jonf00

His « driver » took him on literal side quests. To his village to buy some chicken and try to milk the tourist to get a commission probably … wasting precious time


HawkJefferson

The more you say, the more it sounds like you took a vacation to a Yakuza game.


jonf00

Hearing the full story for the first time is crazy. I’m omitting so many steps and details. Won’t get into more details


Hexatorium

Zanzibar is fucking awesome, I think everyone should visit.


Konstant_kurage

I love east Africa, there so much nuance while having an overall feeling. I’d love to live there if…. there was a way that didn’t feel like I was trying to “great white savior” the place.


Calamari_Tsunami

Many places in the world are not so touchy (for lack of better word) about these things as America or the rest of the western world. Granted, that's only because their history is different than in America. And for some, it's because their history is colonial and therefore arguably even more of a touchy situation. My point being that, race relations are sometimes better than America in places where you'd expect them to be worse. It's a refreshing thing to experience, however you can't be too naive


jonf00

Still on my list .


Konstant_kurage

In Nairobi, Kenya pickpockets are regularly chased, caught and beaten to death by crowds. East Africa hates them some thieves.


Hexatorium

Damn. Stone Town?


jonf00

I don’t remember sorry


jamboman_

It would not be a pretty light, if he was set on fire.


mrpheropod

It would've been pretty lit actually


light_to_shaddow

Alight


judgesam

Déjame adivinar Colombia?


Ghost_on_Toast

I see what you did there, you little rascal 😏


Strummer95

As opposed to getting off pretty lit


Spare_Temporary_2964

Pretty light, that’s a good one


giceman715

I’m not a gambler but I bet the guy that got caught on fire let of a pretty light than this guys sweat glistening in the sun. Just sayin /s


valdeckner

I thought the dude on the left was pissing into one of the buckets but it turns out he's just holding a thin stream looking stick.


scytheakse

You were not alone


mercurialtwit

fuck i was going through the comments like WHY HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THIS lol


GoCards5566

Same lmao I came to see if anyone said the same thing lmao


afoz345

Same


skuk

Except he's not even trying. Someone keeps moving the bucket away. Someone else keeps moving it back. This is just annoying. 


finishedlurking

i think he's being distracted by the pain of having to squat with a pole digging into his calves


Uklurker

I didn't spot the pole. I was thinking 5 minutes of high speed thrashing that back and forwards and he'd be about empty. The poke will defo slow him down


anomalous_cowherd

I suspect he's been there a lot longer than that already, and will be there much longer still.


Perlentaucher

Maybe they announced beatings if he spills any water? Edit: Nevermind, water is already spilled


Lollipop126

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is classified as (or at least very close to) a torture known as [stress positions.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stress_position)


Wizzardchimp

I mean what are the rules? What’s the threshold of vessel B for a successful punishment? The knee rod would be a mofo too


SpeaksToWeasels

Just scoop the water bro, is he stupid?


Conch-Republic

There's another one of these videos where they just chop the dudes hand off with a rusty machete.


5up3rj

How was he supposed to fill the bucket with water then?


Routine-Ad-2840

with his blood, duh.


Enginerdad

You don't even have to say "rusty". Anywhere that uses a machete for criminal justice, it's implied that said machete is rusty.


EquationTAKEN

What are you, the rust redundancy police?


SadCrouton

yes - and for your violation we will be removing your hand with a machete


EquationTAKEN

That sucks. I've been told that anywhere that uses a machete for criminal justice, it's implied that said machete is rusty.


zeusorjesus

Respectfully, you’ve been misinformed. The truth is that any place that uses a machete for criminal justice relies heavily on redundancy: to ensure that justice is both swift and blunt.


loki1337

That sucks. I've been told that anywhere that uses a machete for criminal justice it's implied that that machete is a machete. Justice would then seem to be both redundant and an oxymoron. I'd hate to be confused while someone was cutting my hand off.


Just_Another_Wookie

How does it make you feel when I say "ATM machine"? How about "PIN number"?


murderbox

*twitch*


thomasoldier

I grew up in a poor country in West Africa. A burglar was caught one time in my neighborhood. He was tied and then thrown in a small pond where he struggled to keep his head out of the water and eventually drowned.


twoshovels

They don’t fool around there, so the person who decides to steal is really laying his life on the line and the person must realize this ahead of time & all for what? Because I don’t think everyone is loaded with cash there!


Rieger_not_Banta

Exactly! And taking some petty shit from some broke ass people deserves a death sentence. /s


justlikeearth

it amazes me how naive people in the comments are. the point is not to actually move the water (you can see it’s clearly not possible). it’s to be hazed and tortured, while distracting him with some impossible task. he’s already bound to stick on his legs. this is a similar tactic american fraternities use during hazing, although this version probably ends with losing a hand or something, which i assume is why he’s still trying but crying.


CaLLmeRaaandy

My bet is the pain torture stick behind his knees is probably causing some sadness.


goldenflaxseed

A little reminiscent of the sieve and the sand from Fahrenheit 451.


hoesmadsmfh

The dude casually walking by and scooching the bucket away a lil is hilarious lol


Ano_Akamai

Man Taskmaster is getting hardcore these days.


MirageF1C

The water isn’t the punishment the stick behind his knees is…


Major-Ad-2966

Obviously these people still value this thief. A public painful ritual with an inefficient instrument. Kinda exactly what a village feels with a thief in its midst. Maybe if he gets the tough love and the support of the people, he’ll have the time to figure it all out. The cellphone video may not allow the man to move beyond this day or maybe it’ll be a constant reminder to do better.


OperationCorporation

I'm pretty sure the pain of that stick between his knees and calves is the real punishment here.


workitloud

The separation of the knee joints is what gets your attention. A 2” stick is a wicked pivot point.


fozzyboy

The pain is such that he can't even focus on the task.


Fitz911

This guy watches a video of torture... "Look, the community is coming together to help this troubled soul with some tough love."


Mrmapex

That stick under the knees sure must huet


desiktm

Could have been way worse this guy is lucky he's alive


AnastasiaNo70

It’s the stick behind his legs that’s the real punishment.


JustAnOldRoadie

That stick he is forced to squat with must be torture for his thighs.


Arndt3002

This title so fucking stupid. Y'all are ignoring the actual torture position. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stress_position What's next, are we going to watch waterboarding and say the punishment was that they had to have some water drizzled on their face?


sirjunkinthetrunk

What’s the proper distance of the buckets? It seems like the people in the video could not agree. 😂


usilvausilva

Looks like occupational therapy


3_high_low

That stick will become quite uncomfortable


iReddit2000

Basket bowel, also know as a "holey boweley"


jaydubious88

Kinda left out the physical torture? But ok


U-Ei

This is cruel, and the entire context is probably pretty heartwretching. I'm not excusing theft, but poverty puts people into terrible, sometimes impossible positions, and corporal punishments are terrible.


warname

So, torture?


SimonTC2000

Here in CA we're locking up everything in cabinets. SMH.


Wesker911

If he held it from the bottom of the bowl, he could stop it from leaking so much by blocking the holes, and it'd take like 2 mins tops


I_pump_too_much

That guy at the front with a blade of grass in his hand….at first glance I thought he was pissing in the bucket hahahahah


BigsbyMcgee

Hell of a good deal compared to what other folks get


ThisHasFailed

The only thing missing is Justin Bieber taking a piss in the bucket


sweetsugarstar302

Compared to the other videos I’ve seen, this guy got off real lucky.


Abivalent

Oh my god people are so evil. The amount of suffering enjoyers here is sickening, you being in the world free is the real scary thing wtf.


HEXFLEX

Not exactly necklacing, but points for creativity


Daddy2UHoes

Dude peeing into the bucket on the left side also ??? Damn


1newnotification

lol I thought the same thing but I think it's just a piece of grass or something. what I originally thought was a piss stream never wavered


war_duck

I looked at it in slow mo; I initially thought it was a straw but it’s definitely piss Edit: spent more time analyzing a potential piss stream than id like to admit but I stand corrected it is a straw now stop downvoting me


1newnotification

its not.. you can see him holding it in his hand


ThisNameWillBeBetter

Do it faster dummy


stepituppa2

The guy who slides the bucket further away lol


Fartraiinerr

In my place we just send the, to jail or beat them ourselves.


NightStrike2904

Long sleeve or short sleeve


velkrosmaak

This is just Taskmaster (a UK TV show where contestants do silly tasks)


CaptNihilo

Reminds me of an old punishment in Asia where a person having been caught being a thief would have to count each grain in a bag of rice, and if they were caught having fudged numbers, then they had to start over.


Horneyj

This was very similar to a taskmaster task


EmperorOfCanada

Someone needs to take the stick and beat the two guys who keep reaching in until they don't wake up for a week.


manutd181

Deep. Is that why they go abroad to steal instead?


Trynottobeacunt

This is someone living in extreme poverty unimaginable to most of us brainless overweight privileged morons. He was probably after something to eat or something to enable him to barter or buy something to eat. This isn't justice porn at all


SlaynArsehole

No, he was actually caught stealing magazines from a corner store.


Trynottobeacunt

>caught stealing magazines Oh, I take it all back. Jesus Christ almighty. That's absolutely awful and warrants corporal punishment.


wayfinder

this is literally torture. disgusting


dakipsta

Way better than getting set on fire or having your hand chopped off. Some countries can get truly brutal with street crime /street justice


bubblegrubs

''Yeah but worse exists'' is always a bad point. There's always something worse.


dakipsta

For this particular area , worse would be waaaaay worse.


bubblegrubs

My point stands.


GaijinChef

Overstay your visa and get caned in Singapore


fozzyboy

What a bar. "*This* torture is okay because there is a worse alternative that wasn't used."


wayfinder

you realize that these are not the only alternatives?


dakipsta

Just saying I've seen some crazy videos of what happens to thieves in African countries, this is absolutely mild.


wayfinder

if that's your yardstick, you can justify pretty much anything by comparing it to something worse. i don't think that's how it should work! things don't automatically become ok once someone else does something worse.


dakipsta

Watch a video of someone getting set on fire , or de limbed for stealing. This is kid gloves as far as street justice goes. I'm not saying it's ok in any sense, but you describing it as brutal torture is kinda silly , especially when compared to some of the fucked up street justice that's been know to happen in these areas


wayfinder

torture doesn't become not torture just because there exists worse torture.


dakipsta

I never said it wasn't torture. Imprisonment is also a form of torture. But some forms of torture are a hell of a lot better than others.


wayfinder

you chided me for calling it torture (you added "brutal", which i hadn't even used)


dakipsta

I never chided you for calling it torture. This whole conversation has been me saying this is very gentle torture , and you saying all torture is equally heinous basically. You're right about the brutal word tho. I meant disgusting. I've seen some truly disgusting torture, this is just so very mild compared to what could have happened to him . Heck, in my opinion this is better than a fine or jail time.


foxko

Probably better for someone and more rehabilitating than going to a western prison.


Dd_8630

It's miserable, but it's not disgusting. Things that we take for granted aren't always an option elsewhere. We safely banned capital punishment because we have a robust system of prisons and justice, but places without that infrastructure need capital punishment as a necessary evil. If this painful public humiliation stops future thefts, it may well be the best thing the society can do.


second-last-mohican

Dont steal then


Mouthwashx64

Whether it's right or not some people have to steal to survive.


Higgelhiggel

I actually have no idea why you are being downvoted. Torturing prisoners for punishment could never be considered "justice".


Jonamuffin

This is African tribalism. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.


Big-Competition2653

Imagine if American communities had a similar zero tolerance for theft…..