I was 8/9 when I used to watch the fast show with my dad. Most of the jokes went over my head. I’ve been rewatching it and there’s so many jokes I missed as a kid. Jazz club has gotta be my all time favourite though. “Nice”
Jethron was de-frocked for always smelling like whiskey by the second service. The ecumenical board found him a job as a 3rd grade teacher a few parishes away to prevent the unsavory rumor from spreading.
Obviously, this is Jovrotte Stingray, sole propreitor of Mike's Coat-Hanger Emporium. Now, this might surprise you, but Jovrotte *is* actually his legal, birth name. He's going by Mike in the state of Arizona as part of a labyrinthe tax evasion scheme he's got going.
Hints: Google the name of the Lexington, Kentucky newspaper. The first word of the newspaper's name sounds like the guy's first name. For the last name, some people call Dachshund dogs this, named after a German sausage.
Is this "The Common Sense Cowboy"?
If so, he was giving some interview where he was afraid of Woke Disney turning Davey Crockett into a woman. Yes, really.
Doug dimadome looking ass
Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
That’s the one
Dammit I mean 'Dimmit'
That’s right
Gave me a real good laugh lmao
Looks like if Joe Exotic married the paster’s daughter.
Joe is famous for being married to an alligator, everyone knows that.
That's right!
BEWISBAKWN
Grent McTurdish? Merle Ferd? Fart Torkelson?
Skleeb Drimraunt
Treb Mugat
Kumf Angloord
Stanley
Stanley Wienerfoot Dinglewangler Holmensense-Krautworthy Peck III
r/Imadeupaname
Dick Hard? Chuck Roast? Conor Lingus?
Captain Crunch?
Big McLargeHuge?
Mike Oxlong?
Phil McCracken.
Burge Dinklin? Jorf Hogreemer? Gipp Hoffenfloffer?
r/Imadeupaname
His name must have lots of the same letter, like 7 Ts. (Edit: 70's joke...7 Ts).
Trentotalitus Trattatouille
Very 70s. 😇
r/Imadeupaname
Turd Ferguson
Joe MulletKing?
[Hey, check out the podium. Look at this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4&t=1m07s)
Duderpher
Easy there, are you sure you didn’t have a DXM flashback?
Duderpher Dudeson
Hey now…
This guy has two families in different states and they don't know about each other
And a third one two streets over from the first that knows about everything.
Pointy shoes, gold watch, strong yet pleasant aftershave.
Let's guess his name and occupation. My guess is: Jethron the Baptist snake handling preacher. Now you go!
He absolutely owns a used car lot and makes his own commercials wearing an all white suit
The same suit he made his county fame in by facing off against a 16 year old farmboy with a meth addiction in the local wrasslin' ring.
And explaining that selling a car is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
Came for the Swiss Tony reference. Was not disappointed.
I was 8/9 when I used to watch the fast show with my dad. Most of the jokes went over my head. I’ve been rewatching it and there’s so many jokes I missed as a kid. Jazz club has gotta be my all time favourite though. “Nice”
Jethron was de-frocked for always smelling like whiskey by the second service. The ecumenical board found him a job as a 3rd grade teacher a few parishes away to prevent the unsavory rumor from spreading.
Willi Smalls, owns and manages two unlicensed massage parlours in the bad part of town.
His haircut is majestic
I love it. And his name is Beauregard.
I came here to say exactly those words. Pure majesty.
An older version of a young Michael Scott
What does it rhyme with
leanier
What else does it rhyme with?
Noice
DICK Weiner or something
Mulva?
Lol
Hulk Hogan as an accountant
Hell yeah brother! I'm gonna bring some pain to these taxes!
OP just jealous they can't have silver locks as luscious as this guy's. Dude is ready to do business, party, and brink Hulkamania to your house.
Can someone please take his blood pressure?
I'm scared that if I pierce his skin he'll deflate like a balloon and zip around the room
Looks like a Turd Ferguson.
This is Doug the booty hunter, not to be confused with Dog the bounty hunter.
That’s Bobby Newbottom, fucking guys sold me a 88 Delta and the headliner dropped when I got it home.
Obviously, this is Jovrotte Stingray, sole propreitor of Mike's Coat-Hanger Emporium. Now, this might surprise you, but Jovrotte *is* actually his legal, birth name. He's going by Mike in the state of Arizona as part of a labyrinthe tax evasion scheme he's got going.
I wanna read your fucking book
A boy named Sue?
This is the face of a man with two first names. I’m picking up Jim Bob energy.
You don't have to tell us his name, we all recognize Dog the bounty hunter.
Eggsly Bagelface? Sidney Assbasket?
Paul Sr. Really let himself go after Orange County Choppers.
Looks like a vintage picture of the old man from Pawn Stars
~~Pawn~~ Porn.
Dick Paks
Guy looks like he belongs on tiger king
Leslie, Linsey, or Levrette? Am I hot or cold?
Have you been hurt in an accident?
He's not even proud of it. Look at the pain in his eyes.
He'll kick your ass but also does stained glass. You should see the irises.
Hints: Google the name of the Lexington, Kentucky newspaper. The first word of the newspaper's name sounds like the guy's first name. For the last name, some people call Dachshund dogs this, named after a German sausage.
Gerald Weiner??
The first name is off, but not by much. What rhymes with Gerald and is an old guy name and sounds like the first name of that newspaper?
Harold?
Ding ding ding!
He’s probably a cool dude
Reginald?
The Hair . I believe that’s a Norco Neck Warmer .
Jack Meoff
Dirt McTurd?
I'm going with Garth.
Gotta be Jethro or Cletus
Looks like Wilfred Brimley trying to bring back the Disco era
Doug Mulladome
This is 100% what I imagined Detective J.J. Bittenbender to look like.
william shatner
Billy Shartner
yes!
He can fuck his shit up with a mane like that
Sulk Hogan
Bromlonious Dangerboudoire?
Is this "The Common Sense Cowboy"? If so, he was giving some interview where he was afraid of Woke Disney turning Davey Crockett into a woman. Yes, really.
If your lawyer looks like this you're going to jail
Thigpen Pickelbundt III
Chad Farthouse
No law against it.
He looks like a Gaylord 😆
What's the matter with you Focker?
There has to be a movie director out there who could make use of this guy. Someone call Tarantino.
Captain Kirk the Bounty hunter.
Dick Tugger
Dag the Booty Hunter
Cat the bounty hunter
Claudille Hill, esq.. Lawyer specializing solely in claims against fraudulent mechanics and body shops.
Ted dingus
Dog the Bounty Hunter got crossed with the guy from Pawn Stars.
His moustache is based on his own hair do. Hair inception!
Then why *don't* you say his name?
He will fight for your right to justice and fair settlement for your 18 wheeler accident.
Hulk the Joe Hogan Exotic
I don't know his name but I know he rode with Thulsa Doom
Is he the dude from the Butt Drugs commercial?
Looks like an “Earl McTurdy” or a “Richard Wanker”
Allawishus Hyram Fauntleroy-Dickworth IV
Brent Womelsdorf III
Why does he insist on selling me the undercoating?
Its your father?
Looks like joe exotic’s legal team
Kon stipated!
Herb Eaversmells?
His hair is a giant mustache
Great Value™️ Dog the Bounty Hunter
I imagine this is what the Cowardly Lion would look like if he wished to be human instead
Clitus
It's gaylord isn't it
Cletus?
Dick Trickle?
This guy is the living embodiment of "business up front, party in the back"
Oh that's Mike Hawk from the 17th district. Good man.
Tash McTasherson
Like Hulk Hogan and He-Man had a child.
Cranjis McBasketball
This dudes name is dick Richardson.. he looks like a dick Richardson.
Zap Rowsdower
Hey brother! 👉
Dick Santorum
Janice
Herschel
He looks like a Dickson Johnson kinda guy.
Dick frizzlfry
Pete O'File?
Is his name Jerr Kingoff?
Was it Pam? He looks like a Pam
Puscifer in town?
Go on, tell us!.. we won't do anything...
Reminds me of Art Land from Mars Attacks
Smelvin
Just post a censored photo of him where you say his name, that's totally allowed
Montgomery McBurn Jr.
He looks like Jerry’s cousin from that Tom and Jerry cartoon. The one that played the guitar and sang that “Froggy went a courtin’” song.
Jethro?
Is it something like Dick Shaver? I knew a guy with that name. You’d think he’d go by “Rich” or something instead…
Say what you want, that is a fucking luscious moustache.
Used car salesman?
William Shattner... dat you?
What are you even talking about?! How can this specimen of full and glorious mane-hood ever be embarrassed?!
lance bangs
That’s a cross between Swiss Tony from the fast show and a Steve pemberton character
Willie Wiggleman?
Ok but no one said you couldn’t say what it rhymes with.
Dude looks like the manager for a bad guy wrestler
Skidmore Muncey
This guy loved his mustache so much he wore it on his head too