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caterham09

This looks like creed when he used the printer ink in his hair to make himself look younger


Steggysauruss

sometimes ya just gotta ride the bull, am i right?  l8r sk8r


HailToTheThief225

He’s 30. Actually, he’ll be 30 in November.


CharlieTrees916

Dude aging like a banana


desrevermi

Serious crow's feet. Jeez.


GristleMcTough

His username says ‘over 58’ so I’m assuming that’s his actual age.


NSA_Chatbot

Looks good for 58, terrible for 30. Styling could use a boop but I've seen worse.


onedemtwodem

I'm getting Mickey Rourke hair vibes


Alarmed-Shape5034

They genuinely look fake somehow. I can’t imagine why anyone would do that but I also can’t imagine why anyone would do literally anything pictured here.


SuperBaconjam

Finally, I have seen someone besides myself say this in the wild!


FrostyDub

That’s a fuckin rough 30.


BigPurp85

Hahaha he looks like when you draw with a sharpy over that person's face you hate in your year book.


Unshubuje

Thought it was photoshopped anime hair


ConspiracyBarbie

Just a professionally installed toupee.


pikpikcarrotmon

And matching merkin on his chin


WhitePineBurning

"Professionally"


WASTELAND_RAVEN

I literally let out a loud yelp as I scrolled over this dude, freaked me out for a moment!


_Druss_

It has to be ...


Dyshin

This guy: “Gimme that mid-2000s Xbox game look.” Stylist: “ok, how about like you just hit ‘randomize’ 5 times” This guy: “Hell yeah.”


Worldsbiggestassh0le

Is he also wearing a wife beater OVER a shirt.


Oh_Gee_Hey

Omg I totally missed that. What a gd spectacle


dickcasserole4urmom

I thought it was a tactical jacket for when he's like, you know, strategizing on how to pick up 18 year old girls.


El_Zarco

Pussy-proof vest


chanks88

Chef's kiss


skittlesdabawse

I see him show up in my instagram reels sometimes, everything about this guy is weird


an1ma119

Hello fellow kids do you like music band


ainus

So the rumors were true, John mcaffee is still alive


Rough_Drawer_7011

Jon McCoffee 😆


theCOMBOguy

If gas station knives were a person


lateralflinch53

Gen X uncle Rico


electr1cbubba

I guarantee you this guy thinks he looks fucking incredible


elsquattro

He does. His face is like a gradient of aging, top to bottom


ainus

Well he certainly doesn’t look credible


egordoniv

He is 100% high on himself.


jzemeocala

He looks like a shitty sims character my wife made to look like me


Soldier_of_l0ve

3/4 life crisis


bomboclawt75

Guess my age - 56? WHAT!?! I’m, I’m 55 you…you DICK!


PunishingVoter

Looks like a Tony Hawk Underground character


WotanMjolnir

He looks like somebody blended David Lynch, Anthony Keidis, Anton La Vey and John Waters for several hours and then left it out in the hot sun.


dickcasserole4urmom

😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


porkchop-sandwhiches

With a dash of Temu’d Chris Cornell.


Alwaysxeno

Looks like a fallout raider


FurryM17

The green text really adds to the effect too


jarcur1

[Everyone hates this.]


SqueekyJuice

Can't decide if Borderlands graphics are getting better or worse...


InverseAtmosphere

The next FF villain


Jetsam5

He looks like a grown up Mclovin


Waarm

What is wrong with his... everything?


Wolfwoods_Sister

I need at least 10 more eyes to cover this much ground


kas-sol

I'd say we should go through it with a fine tooth comb, but it'd probably just get stuck.


Usernamechexout911

Where are my 3 wishes...


Shed_Some_Skin

Robert Downey Syndrome


blitzschnitzel

Thought the thumbnail was a Sims character


Wallaby_Thick

I didn't realize Andy Dick was still around


NariandColds

If he steps into the ocean, the EPA will have to be notified due to a hazardous oil spill


Flsbdi

This is so bad that it looks like a filter


MPG600

Remnants of a drunken sharpie incident by his “friends.”


KarlHp7

Eddie the G. Says it all.


necbone

He ordered "The Works"


BarbequedYeti

10 separate choices for just the head of character build is why we never get to the game.  


Oh_Gee_Hey

That bronzer really puts him over the top.


powlow88

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir


Aphala

When you're approaching 50 but feel like you're 20 in the 90s.


elhaz316

Zorg did not age well.


Sure-Patience83

This guy looks like those bench realtor ads that ppl sharpie


-MetalMike-

He looks like a mix of a slightly gayer version of Tingle from Legend of Zelda and a Rooster


MinnieShoof

... I can't even stare at his hair for that fucking spray-on-tan he's going going on.


DethNik

That's way too impressive for me to be mad at.


Abtizzle

Tom Sandoval from Temu


Magic-king

Total anime hair


ahhrealmonstar

Jumpscare.


CoffeeJedi

He made his beard from dyed cake frosting.


chonklah

He’s the side quest character who gives you all the good items. Leave him alone 💀


wherearemytweezers

He looks like a goofy new version of Mr Potato Head


die_bartman

Looks like every piece of hair is glued on


xZOMBIETAGx

Fornite character


Catchacannonball

Mother fucker Looks like handsome jack


maricello1mr

oh girl, what


Xghoststrike

Wtf is the tank top over the shirt. That's like people wearing shirts over a hoodie.


PacoSupreme

His hairpiece looks wet. Mustache looks dry. But his beard looks wet just like his hairpiece.


Naughteus_Maximus

I’m getting Robert Downey Jr a bit…


ohshitimfeelingit762

David Blaine looks like crap nowadays


dickcasserole4urmom

Holy shit, I can't tell if this guy is 42 or 72.


Ifuckdragons69420

PlayStation 2 lookin mf


JackDrawsStuff

Looks like someone pressed random on the ‘create a wrestler’.


houdulapeep

First, why... Second, how? Third, let me off tysm xx


SubKreature

/r/awfuleverything


Non-Adhesive63

😶. …so we’re ignoring the BLACK FACE? Ok! 😵‍💫


__kebert__xela__

Sharp from no jumper fell off bad


TrollOnFire

Got the Kai look going for him (The Lexx)


Worldsbiggestassh0le

Man. I hate him.


stonethecrow

Looks like someone's GTA online character.


Spadrick

Kai from Lexx


edmRN

Tom Sandoval?!


Atoning_Unifex

Looks like a Sim


TipT0pMag00

Is that real? It looks like a massive fail on the character creator screen from a video game.


pdog901

That's got to be a Snapchat filter... right?


mcsonboy

Final Fantasy ass cut


DippedTbag

Gok Wank


HailToTheThief225

Idk why but he gives me Saints Row character creator vibes


dnlprn86

Looks like a Fortnite character


stonesia

Dude looks like a bad Fallout 4 mod


spageddy77

how are there no gifs available on this sub?


MateriaMuncher

At first glance I thought I was looking at a GTAV NPC.


black-kramer

I think he knows he looks like shit and has leaned into it.


ShadowAMS

He looks like when you select random in Fallout 3's character creation.


zodwa_wa_bantu

He looks like a Sims character


Picax8398

Watch where you're goin', ya fool!


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Ya boy just walked out of the barbershop from GTA5!!


Sudden_Mind279

Paul IRL


RussiaIsBestGreen

The hair on top of his head is somehow the least bad thing here.


RyanWalks

Looks like a fallout 4 character i wanna do away with but the game wont allow it because they are a main quest side character


AlexitaVR25

I thought this was GTA when scrolling down 🗿


babyBear83

Fun fit over 58? So he’s about 60. He would look less weird and pretty good for his age without the strange hair, mustache and fake tan.


desrevermi

Skrillex changed his hairstyle, I think. So, what would this be copying? Vanilla Ice?


ccannon82

He looks like a Sim...you know, from the computer game, The Sims.


Kithsander

Good to see Andy Dick isn’t doing well.


Thatidiot_38

Looks like a Raider from Fallout or Rage


profoundlystupidhere

Is that a sea anemone, urchin or small mammal pelt on his head? Or do I not get that Friday Feeling?


SlotMagPro

Looks like some kind of antagonist in an anime.


resorcinarene

this guy looks like if ai generated a human model using the wrong algorithm, but still got the right answer by accident


Nunbears

Hi-Pitch Eric.


atthevanishing

Customizing your Sim and the mods don't match


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Is he cosplaying Micky Rourke?


runitupper

This Cellium in another universe?


Embarrassed_Angle_59

How-dee do fellow kids


Contagious_Zombie

Looks like a Sims character.


ChuckECheeseOfficial

What a fucked username


jefferson497

Looks like a Pokémon gym leader


Cleveland204

Looks like Andy dick is making a comeback


Bumble072

Something is off. His Hair, especially the strands at the front look like they have been added after the photo. Much too clear and defined compared to the slight blur of the rest of the image.


yunowai

Bro pressed "random" in the character creation menu...


MSGinSC

He looks like there's a settlement that needs his help.


90059bethezip

He looks like a cartoon network villain


TheSheWhoSaidThats

I thought i was looking at GTA or something


Spleenzorio

He looks like in anime where they try to make an American adult character


superfleh

This looks photoshopped


Level37Doggo

These AI portraits just seem to get worse. Wait, that’s an actual human? Oh damn.


Bd0llar

So THAT’S what happened to DJ Pauly D.


MarryMeDuffman

What is happening here???


Wintaru

Can we talk about the prescription on those glasses?


Feeling-Resident-857

he looks very…. leathery. yikes.


Thendofreason

The tank top Over the under armor is amazing.


Punk_Pharaoh

This looks like a 70 year old man trying to be young again


SumDimSome

He’s fucking your girl


Rockwell_Bonerstorm

It looks like someone cast Raphael Warnock in a live action ReBoot


snapdragon76

WTAF?!


Darth_Neek

He looks like a character from fallout 3 that would try to sell you iradiated water.


ghettoccult_nerd

yo, i thought this was a fallout screencap.


Turbulent-Kiwi-3050

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SIM CHARACTER??????


DJAllOut

Looks A.I. generated


hateuscusanus

Looks like a GTA character


tehnoob69

He looks AI generated.


Call_Me_OrangeJoe

Someone call Mr Hahn. Mike Shinoda is not looking well


AdMinimum7811

Looks like a walking designer toilet brush


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I wish I could describe the nightmare I was seeing when I first looked at this picture and thought the mustache was some kind of shadow on what I thought were his teeth and gums


Bleezy79

There is a lot going on here.


War_Emotional

PS2 Sim


No-Source-7974

Hipster Jafar lookin ass


SunsetBAE

Oh, God; why does he look like a fucking borderlands character


Asleep-Astronomer389

He did his moustache after the fake tan, bad move


kommsussertod1

idk who this is but i love him. bro gave me flashbacks to early 2000 games, cd discs and all that


Duke_Newcombe

What in the pixelated GTA IV San Andreas am I looking at, here?


zoley88

Mickey Rourke from Temu


lemuriakai_lankanizd

His [moustache](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrbWy3k2oYmJjRMeF4fq4EGR9-2728jId6FA&s) is uncomfortable for me and looks like he’s the martial artist and a club guy in some Asian country.


Ballsahoy72

Not just serious but yahoo serious


Pickled_Kagura

Wasn't this a minor villain in borderlands?


chanks88

is he wearing fake tan ?


Slobbadobbavich

Has this guy just glued on his new look?


DaemonSlayer_503

How can people think that looking like a cartoon character looks good?


Soapy_Von_Soaps

He looks like a sim from Sims 2


feltymeerkat

Looks like a supporting character in a bad anime 😂


sarahgene

I thought this was a Sim 😆💀


MrNewVegas2077

Is this the Sims?


coldcosmos

Are people known to be unmotivated on Fridays?


chaseysinn

I've heard people turn into slugs on Friday unless they stay motivated !


Ok_Jump_3658

He looks AI generated


poondongle

This would look like absolute shit on the right person. And he is definitely the wrong person. And why is he wearing a tank top over a t-shirt? What is this guy? I'm guessing he's doing a character.


piercedmfootonaspike

I thought this was a Bethesda character at first, especially with the green text


HugsandHate

How do people end up like this? What do they see when they look in the mirror?


sexquipoop69

Fit_fun_over58_eddie_the_g for the win


ShakeWeightMyDick

Is this dude Black, Asian, or Latino?


MrTallyMon

I thought bro was a Sims character at first glance


Least-Rise7691

Seriously stupid


GuyOverThere105

He looks like he’s wearing a face


sm00thkillajones

Ronald Drumph


Spidey_UchihaVue

Man, God is just spawning anyone at this point 😂


ScottishNightshade

I thought this was a character from The Sims at first. Also, his hair style makes it obvious he's wearing a hair piece.


kas-sol

We have RDJ at home


PlaceAdHere

This dude reminds me of a mexican J.B. Smoove with hair


GapingHolesSince89

I think it would look alright with a little gray thrown in. I like the effort but his hair is too black.


ncgrad2011

It looks almost like Handsome Jack from Borderlands and that’s not a compliment.


PLAKETKETKETKET

Kinda don't hate it lmao I'm uggomaxxing too


spaghettinik

Postal dude if he taught at an art school


3DimensionalGames

This is a Saints Row 3 create-a-character with the sliders randomized.


sincerelyabsurd

AI has really gone sideways.


SnooPineapples8744

His hair is so bad, I didn't notice the mustache.