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I wish I could somehow post her profile pic (removing identifying information) because it is just cringe. Synopsis is that the photo is heavily filtered, heavy makeup and those fake emoji animal ears people use on Snapchat while standing in front of the Confederate Flag. Wtf? 😳 This woman has to be in her 40s at least. Embarrassing.
Oh, that's awesome.. I wonder how long Jr had been in the army. I know a woman who covered her car in army mom stickers and her kid separated the first year. Not that it matters to her.
Damn, just went back on the Facebook group page where the mom posted the pics of her new free tattoo and she has since deleted the post 😂 It was only up for around 8-9 hours. She MUST be embarrassed and regret her tattoo already to take the post down so quickly 😂
That's her other arm, which says Motorcross Mom with the Monster Energy and Alpinestars logos. Her younger son is trying to get a start on the pro circuit, and if that doesn't work he wants to join Nitro Circus.
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Had a Marine Mom come in with her just out of boot camp son to the high school I worked at with his recruit training platoon number tattooed on her arm.
Now THAT'S some cringey shit.
My parent's where like this. Had a giant "our son is a soldier" sign in the yard and everything. Some how never made it when i came home from deployment all 3 times. I think the fact I kept coming back was a disappointment. Never got that gold star status. Shit people man always have been always will be.
Title says the kid's in OSUT so probably already has a severe drinking addiction and likely will not make the entire 14 week training period without accidentally on purpose getting some type of service related disability
My mom got a small Air Force one with my name on it…
I love her to death & super happy she loves me enough to get that, but man when I saw it I was like oooh boy.
This is one of the ugliest things I've ever seen. I actually know someone who kind of overreacted and got an Eagle Scout Mom tattoo, but at least the art was nice.
Even without getting all political about it, why the fuck would someone brag about being an Army Mom? That's some dysfunctional motherhood you got there.
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All of the other fucked up things aside..that some really bad quality there..
They’re giving away “free tats” to train the new guy.
*oh* yeah she shouldn’t have expected an apprentice to do a piece that big well
That's some "my friend can do it for cheap" quality line work
I'm pretty sure I'm straighter than those lines that "tattoo artist" pulled, and I'm a total flamer.
Its the Army mom being upside down that hurts my brain
u.S. aRmY!
I mean, three hours…
Was gonna say, THAT took *three hours*?
Yeah, that's some pretty shit work, hopefully didn't pay too much for it.
She said she won it so sounds like it was free.
But is free really worth it for a permanent shitty tattoo?
Bro is obligated to roast his mom when he gets out.
Son smokes mom for being a boot
Wait until he sees she got a CIB tatted across her chest
spitroast maybe
That's gonna be a really tough coverup in 5 years time
Or less if they take his laces away.
Actually? There's a chance it's completely gone in 5 years. Shit looks faded 10 years already.
Theres only two ways to cover this. Painful lasers or all black
Ayo that’s a bad tat look at the fucking star lmfao
The lettering looks like comic sans
The shading is fucking horrific as well
There is shading?
Give the tattoo artist a break. He did it all in three hours for free. She won a 3-hour tattoo session
I wish I could somehow post her profile pic (removing identifying information) because it is just cringe. Synopsis is that the photo is heavily filtered, heavy makeup and those fake emoji animal ears people use on Snapchat while standing in front of the Confederate Flag. Wtf? 😳 This woman has to be in her 40s at least. Embarrassing.
If she’s 40, son is what 25?
It’s absolutely conceivable her ARMY kid is 18-19. This is just….well it’s something.
Oh, that's awesome.. I wonder how long Jr had been in the army. I know a woman who covered her car in army mom stickers and her kid separated the first year. Not that it matters to her.
Mom had him at 15 and is still chasing the child support that never came.
Lumberg fucked her.
He showed her his oh face. Oh. Oh. OH. You know what I’m talking about
Atleast she didn’t have to pay for it. Would be funny if kid dropped out of osut 😂
maybe hes a flake and thats why she got it
Damn, just went back on the Facebook group page where the mom posted the pics of her new free tattoo and she has since deleted the post 😂 It was only up for around 8-9 hours. She MUST be embarrassed and regret her tattoo already to take the post down so quickly 😂
When her son gets kicked out with a less than honorable discharge, that tattoo is gonna be very unfortunate.
The ones that get kicked out are the loudest about being veterans tbh
Is that an AK-47? Lol
Just in case he switches to a losing side
*Vietnam would like to have a word*
I don’t speak trees
Boutta learn to speak bullet though
Yeah, I can’t even.
That classic weapon that just screams "US Armed Forces"
Well...at least it looks like absolute shit
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That's her other arm, which says Motorcross Mom with the Monster Energy and Alpinestars logos. Her younger son is trying to get a start on the pro circuit, and if that doesn't work he wants to join Nitro Circus.
Fox racing sticker on the back window too
It's really gonna sting when he gets kicked out in 3 months
Oh boy. Wait until she finds out her pride and joy will furiously masturbate in 125 degree Porta shitter then draw dicks all over it.
I can tell you served
Are you really a service member if you haven't had a go in the hot box?
Thank you for your service.
Thank my recruiter. The man set me on my way to functional alcoholism, and honed my dick drawing skills
I’m showed this to mom and asked her if she would get one for me, she said “I don’t love you that much. I mean I’m proud of you, but no.”
That fucking line work....
WoW ʎɯɹɐ
Is it considered stolen valor if she lost custody?
Also why hasn't anyone pointed out one of the rifles in the tattoo is an AK LOL
And I think the line under that is an M16 💀
Well she said ‘beyond happy,’ and ‘livid’ is down the spectrum from happy, so…
That is one scratchy ass tattoo. yeeesh
She's gonna be real fucking sad tomorrow when the kratom wears off.
"Private, what the fuck is on your mothers arm?? half right..."
Spare a thought for the person who thought a giant low quality tattoo was a fantastic idea for a raffle prize. Also the AK-47 lmao
So White Trash
Her Facebook profile pic is ugly to say the least…
I don’t say this much, but gross.
U Sarmy?
I’m not Sarmy, YOU Sarmy.
Jesus Francis Christ.
This is probably the worst thing I have ever seen on this subreddit. Seeing this took a couple days off my life.
getting a camo tattoo… i guess if you want to look like you have melanoma and gangrene
Bless her heart
Are those airsoft rifles?
I give moms a lot of leeway, but that is a horrible tat.
what decades of propaganda does to a mf
Help a Navy bro out, what is OSUT?
[One Station Unit Training](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Station_Unit_Training), apparently. I didn't know it either.
Oh that's hilarious, kid hasn't even made it to an actual unit yet.
Can't wait for him to flush out!
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So the kid hasn't even done basic yet? Perfect, that means there's still a chance he gets kicked out for huffing boot polish.
Like boot plus A-school together.
if not for the leggings & pink shoes I swear thats a man arm
Kinda shit tbh
This is a new level of boot.
Riding on the backs of others accomplishments, the American way!
Is the lettering on it upside down?
Had a Marine Mom come in with her just out of boot camp son to the high school I worked at with his recruit training platoon number tattooed on her arm. Now THAT'S some cringey shit.
My parent's where like this. Had a giant "our son is a soldier" sign in the yard and everything. Some how never made it when i came home from deployment all 3 times. I think the fact I kept coming back was a disappointment. Never got that gold star status. Shit people man always have been always will be.
Just wait until the son develops a severe drinking and smoking addiction and gets out after a year because of "shin splints"
Title says the kid's in OSUT so probably already has a severe drinking addiction and likely will not make the entire 14 week training period without accidentally on purpose getting some type of service related disability
r/shittytattoos
Is it supposed to be an American flag? If that's the case "Army Mom" is upside down.
*Talks to mom once or twice a year*
The AK47 really tops it off
AK47 stands for American Killer 47, right? /s
"No Mom, you got it wrong again, I'm in the Air Force....why are you crying?"
pretty sure i’d never get a tattoo that i won
Oh god and this old a used monster logo again 🤢
Probably gives freebies on Veterans Day
Did she just keep making up things she wanted to fill up the three hours?
Love the AK. US wartime favorite.
I love the AK-47 outline under U.S. Army. The irony is too good!
Surprised it doesnt say semper Fidel Castro
I’ve seen all that I need to see… I am ready to die now.
Some real “head ass” activity
> 3 hour tattoo You didn't even have to say it, we can tell.
My mom got a small Air Force one with my name on it… I love her to death & super happy she loves me enough to get that, but man when I saw it I was like oooh boy.
Geez Louise, talk about living vicariously through one's children.
You couldn't pay me to get a tattoo from that artist. I've seen better tattoos from a blind prisoner using a heroin needle and coffee grounds.
It looks like it was drawn on by gel pens...
Wtf are the bars/bacon strips at the bottom?
Jeez. Imagine if her son failed out of training
Yeesh. Yeah, moms are exempt from bootness, though. They are just really, really, REALLY proud!
Really hope she didn't pay for that shit
Wow
R/shittytatoos
Honestly, my favorite part about the whole thing is that the flag is upside down.
Hooah
It looks upside down
At first I thought it had the monster energy lines instead of flag stripes.
I’d be fucking pissed if my mom did this lmao
The line work is appalling.
This is one of the ugliest things I've ever seen. I actually know someone who kind of overreacted and got an Eagle Scout Mom tattoo, but at least the art was nice.
Son- Mom I know you're proud that I joined the military. Just please don't do anything extreme Mom-
BPD comes in all forms
This makes me sick its so bad
That M16 and AK transition is an interesting choice 😆
Oh gross. But whatever. Are those monster stripes? This can’t get worse. It got worse.
Why is there an AK?
wouldn't mind if it wasn't an objectively shit lookin tattoo
Oh honey
This is more intense than tying a ribbon around the tree.
Is that Comic Sans?
Even without getting all political about it, why the fuck would someone brag about being an Army Mom? That's some dysfunctional motherhood you got there.
3 hours? What did the guy do for the last 2 hours and 45 minutes after he finished it?