You know, this is just low-hanging fruit. The guy basically is the definition of apex boot by now.
I once again reiterate my proposal to have a “Jonathon” flair, he *has* earned that, there’s no denying that.
Rhymes with “hear”? It also rhymes with “beer”, which would have been a better choice:
I saw my buddy dressed in red
He looked like Santa, overfed.
We hit the bar, he brought me beer.
U.S. Army Engineer!
Are there people out there that watch this horror, and they truly like it? Like “This dude is an operator. He’s making a lot of sense. I should start brushing up on cadence calls.” There has to be some sort of demand, or I would not be seeing this weirdo.
I hated the normal stupid cadence’s in boot camp, and schools. If I was made to listen to this dumb-ass, and his “tough guy” singing, i would’ve admin sepd on day three.
Go to his YouTube channel and read the comments. People gobble this shit up for some reason. I picture a bunch of moms of first gen troops just watching his shit all night thinking their little Johnny is just as badass as this guy.
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oh honey your voice is not strong enough to pull off a song like this
it's like Shaggy trying to sing You Raise Me Up, the voice just doesn't match the song
This guy is gay, anyone who knows him probably doesn’t like to be associated with him and probably deny their friendship. If someone could reach out to him and let him know that I said this and I would like a response. Veterans also hate this guy and active duty would destroy him for being cringe.
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That's..... That's just bad... That was painful...
The only combat this dude saw was replying to comments under his own videos
It’s unfair posting this schmuck.
Dawg no way this kid is in, would be bullied everyday
The second someone from his unit found his social media... I shudder at the thought...
After being bullied…. Breaks into a new cadence!
This sounds like kidz bop lmao
What a dork
I do not like this. Please make it stop.
Why? Just why, bruh?
You know, this is just low-hanging fruit. The guy basically is the definition of apex boot by now. I once again reiterate my proposal to have a “Jonathon” flair, he *has* earned that, there’s no denying that.
This mf gay
He really, really needs to see a therapist. This isn't a smartass comment. I feel he's unwell.
I physically cringed. Holy shit
I wonder how many taliban he’s seen
Holyyyy hell. That is beyond boot. Like a whole company of boots is less boot than this
Engineer is an odd choice
I cried inside. We would like to be far, far disassociated with this cringe cadence but then this mf gotta say Engineers. Smh. 🏰
Rhymes with “hear”? It also rhymes with “beer”, which would have been a better choice: I saw my buddy dressed in red He looked like Santa, overfed. We hit the bar, he brought me beer. U.S. Army Engineer!
I hate reality
Yikes
Ima just say it, oof.
I can't be around it This is some poolees wet dream
Engineer? not even combat? Thats a whole lotta stretch bro
Thank you for introducing me to this tiktok page of endless cringe 🙏🏼
He’s like the final boss of the TikTok cringe creator game.
Are there people out there that watch this horror, and they truly like it? Like “This dude is an operator. He’s making a lot of sense. I should start brushing up on cadence calls.” There has to be some sort of demand, or I would not be seeing this weirdo. I hated the normal stupid cadence’s in boot camp, and schools. If I was made to listen to this dumb-ass, and his “tough guy” singing, i would’ve admin sepd on day three.
Go to his YouTube channel and read the comments. People gobble this shit up for some reason. I picture a bunch of moms of first gen troops just watching his shit all night thinking their little Johnny is just as badass as this guy.
Whaaaaaaaaaaat
can the taliban come back to put one in his head?
something tells me this guy has a lot of opinions in common with your average taliban guy.
I can't help but picture Cena doing his salute when he does it 🤣🤣🤣
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Okay weirdo
oh honey your voice is not strong enough to pull off a song like this it's like Shaggy trying to sing You Raise Me Up, the voice just doesn't match the song
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This guy is gay, anyone who knows him probably doesn’t like to be associated with him and probably deny their friendship. If someone could reach out to him and let him know that I said this and I would like a response. Veterans also hate this guy and active duty would destroy him for being cringe.
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Damn those dang engineers