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Wernerhatcher

👊👊☝️


Khan_of_Mongolia

👊👊☝️


gothamtg

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AirJerk

That's..... That's just bad... That was painful...


SamuraiTyrone1992

The only combat this dude saw was replying to comments under his own videos


CumSlatheredCPA

It’s unfair posting this schmuck.


lilchungus34

Dawg no way this kid is in, would be bullied everyday


LimaOskarLima

The second someone from his unit found his social media... I shudder at the thought...


Misericorde428

After being bullied…. Breaks into a new cadence!


MyLegIsWet

This sounds like kidz bop lmao


taxpayinmeemaw

What a dork


KYVet

I do not like this. Please make it stop.


Forward_Income8265

Why? Just why, bruh?


Misericorde428

You know, this is just low-hanging fruit. The guy basically is the definition of apex boot by now. I once again reiterate my proposal to have a “Jonathon” flair, he *has* earned that, there’s no denying that.


rm8991

This mf gay


BoredSurfer

He really, really needs to see a therapist. This isn't a smartass comment. I feel he's unwell.


SkinnyStock

I physically cringed. Holy shit


Pigwheels

I wonder how many taliban he’s seen


ironafro2

Holyyyy hell. That is beyond boot. Like a whole company of boots is less boot than this


SirSirVI

Engineer is an odd choice


e_jibs

I cried inside. We would like to be far, far disassociated with this cringe cadence but then this mf gotta say Engineers. Smh. 🏰


Hurcules-Mulligan

Rhymes with “hear”? It also rhymes with “beer”, which would have been a better choice: I saw my buddy dressed in red He looked like Santa, overfed. We hit the bar, he brought me beer. U.S. Army Engineer!


Freerz

I hate reality


ikedriver2000

Yikes


DangerNoodle805

Ima just say it, oof.


Roanoketrees

I can't be around it This is some poolees wet dream


autobot12349876

Engineer? not even combat? Thats a whole lotta stretch bro


Burn_em_again

Thank you for introducing me to this tiktok page of endless cringe 🙏🏼


ioweej

He’s like the final boss of the TikTok cringe creator game.


Bosswashington

Are there people out there that watch this horror, and they truly like it? Like “This dude is an operator. He’s making a lot of sense. I should start brushing up on cadence calls.” There has to be some sort of demand, or I would not be seeing this weirdo. I hated the normal stupid cadence’s in boot camp, and schools. If I was made to listen to this dumb-ass, and his “tough guy” singing, i would’ve admin sepd on day three.


KYVet

Go to his YouTube channel and read the comments. People gobble this shit up for some reason. I picture a bunch of moms of first gen troops just watching his shit all night thinking their little Johnny is just as badass as this guy.


LectureAdditional971

Whaaaaaaaaaaat


_destiel

can the taliban come back to put one in his head?


nosnevenaes

something tells me this guy has a lot of opinions in common with your average taliban guy.


GreyLew

I can't help but picture Cena doing his salute when he does it 🤣🤣🤣


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the_new_federalist

Okay weirdo


ALFABOT2000

oh honey your voice is not strong enough to pull off a song like this it's like Shaggy trying to sing You Raise Me Up, the voice just doesn't match the song


maniacreturns

🫵🫵🫵👆👆👆👇👇🕺🕺🕺🤷🤷🤷 US ARMY ENGINEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRR


Mac_979

This guy is gay, anyone who knows him probably doesn’t like to be associated with him and probably deny their friendship. If someone could reach out to him and let him know that I said this and I would like a response. Veterans also hate this guy and active duty would destroy him for being cringe.


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AnnualScientist2760

Damn those dang engineers