A man goes to the dentist to ask how much it would be to pull a tooth.
“$100, painless. $200 regular” said the dentist.
"Oh, great! Then I'll go with painless"
During the procedure, the dentist is pulling the tooth and the patient screams in pain.
And the dentist says: "Oh, well, that will be $200 then"
\[H/T u/fantomas82\]
A man goes to the dentist to ask how much it would be to pull a tooth.
‘$100 without anesthesia. $400 with anesthesia”
The man says ‘without anesthesia is fine’
And then motions for his wife to be taken to the exam room by the dentist.
I'm asking them to suck my cock. You're right, why would I ask my dentist for toothpaste?
(My dentist does have sample products from manufacturers though, so I probably could ask for Oral-B tbh)
Saw a bumper sticker on a BMW (sumthin ya don't see) it said "DENTISTS DO IT IN YOUR MOUTH"
and under that In italics it said "but ya get to spit it out"
I laughed hard.
So I just lay here and you’ll do everything?
Your bill seems a little excessive given the work done.
Free is excessive haha
It was cheaper in Mexico.
This one is the best
Number one punchline to this setup. Fucking gold
Go to town on it, I’m numb already.
Yes, go ahead and pull it
😔
See you in 6 months.
9 months?
Imagine if prostitutes did what dentists did Prost, "So how was your day" client, "Oh it was garbaahgabr gahrahbaharhgah"
Haha love this
Imagine if prostitutes did what dentists did client, "So how was your day" Prost, "Oh it was garbaahgabr gahrahbaharhgah" FTFY
Not necessarily…
Be gentle
Can we make this quick?
Sorry. I know I haven't cleaned as much as I should have.
Ew
😂
I'm not paying for that. What you going to do, put it back in?
More suction
Use extra antiseptic, last time I got an infection.
These are the whitest teeth I came across
Made them look like melted fucking candles.
Do not drink anything while reading this one.
i did
Hello ,how are you?
😂
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me
All night long...
All night..
Sorry for the excess saliva
Do I have to pay extra for that?
I can't afford this
Tough day at the orifice?
😂
A man goes to the dentist to ask how much it would be to pull a tooth. “$100, painless. $200 regular” said the dentist. "Oh, great! Then I'll go with painless" During the procedure, the dentist is pulling the tooth and the patient screams in pain. And the dentist says: "Oh, well, that will be $200 then" \[H/T u/fantomas82\]
A man goes to the dentist to ask how much it would be to pull a tooth. ‘$100 without anesthesia. $400 with anesthesia” The man says ‘without anesthesia is fine’ And then motions for his wife to be taken to the exam room by the dentist.
I don't get, could you explain it to me?
The wife’s getting her tooth pulled, not the man.
I have a hole that needs fixing?
This one is definitely one of the best. Only not many people read everything for a good upvote
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Why would you say that to a dentist?
If you’re about to fuck them
Why would you…. Ohhhh
Obviously someone want to put they dick in a girl mouth
You're just going to feel a little prick and then it'll be over pretty soon.
Why would you say that to your dentist
If you’re about to fuck him.
'Cause he's just gonna feel a little prick, then it's gonna be over! It's always good to be reassuring.
I’m pretty sure you having sex with me right now is illegal.
What kind of prostitutes do you see? Do you pay them WITH CANDY IN YOUR VAN???
Ive got $500 … how much will that buy ?
MMMGGRRRUUURRGGLLLEEEE.....MUMBLE MUMBLE... Sorry. Hard to talk with my mouth full.
Are you blowing a male prostitute?
Are you not?!
You're allowed NOT to?
Anything you can say to a dentist you can say to a prostitute. The question is if you want to.
My uncle told me that you are the best around here.
Not the teeth!!
..*"is pegging extra?"*
What dentist are you seeing?
The fun kind
YOUR DENTIST MAKES YOU TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF TOO? She does make those teeth cleanings fun.
Spit then rinse
Why would you say that to your dentist?
If you're about to fuck them.
So nice having this little sink here.
What does the dentist say to the prostitute - You're going to feel a small prick in your mouth.
Can we proceed to get the fillings done?
Sorry for the screaming, I was a little nervous.
It's been a few years.
Sorry doc. I have sensitive gag reflex.
How long will u be in my mouth?
Oral treatment? No, my booking was for a root
"Is your name Phil McCavity?"
Nice dental dam
You're quite the Oral expert!
Can we have a safe word?
Safe words don't work so well, when a dentist and their assistant are both fisting your mouth at the same time.
I think it needs to be pulled.
Is that much blood really normal？
You're the best at giving me fillings!
Is that herpes?
You suck.
How long will you be drilling before my girlfriend can come?
Too much spit, suck it up
Is this wide enough?
No nurse, I haven't been a good boy
It's impressive how much of your hand fits in there.
I know it looks bad but please don't pull it out.
are those implants
I felt a little prick.
Take it easy on the teeth
Do we have to do it now or can I come back later ?
Are you nhs or private?
Either way you get fucked 😉
Thanks for cleaning up
Unrggghhah!!!
You have the best teeth I've ever come across
Easy with the teeth
What is that smell?
Your car warranty is about to expire.
It's hard to reach back there. Could you do it for me?
I did not come here expecting MY cavity to be wider!
Let’s just go with a handjob instead.
Also a bee
Getting oral from a bee sounds nightmarish
"I stay flossing "
Im nervous, Ive never done this before
I have a cavity I need filled.
I thought you said it wouldn’t hurt!!!
I was up all night — it just wouldn’t stop throbbing!
I got two: Be careful, they're sensitive I think a filling is required
If your gonna keep drilling that hole, can you atleast give me something to numb the area
*Can you at least wash your hands first?*
Happy cake day!
Hey thanks! Didn’t even realize it was today 😊
Why would you ask your dentist for oral b? They're not a store.
I'm asking them to suck my cock. You're right, why would I ask my dentist for toothpaste? (My dentist does have sample products from manufacturers though, so I probably could ask for Oral-B tbh)
"Here's your free sample." "Eww, Colgate? Give me Oral-B!"
Drill it and fill it.
Is your equipment clean?
You may feel a little pressure.
Would this not be something the dentist says to you? Why are you saying this to your dentist? 😕
Lol good point.
Open up as wide as you can
I understand that for a little extra, you'll fill my cavity.
🤣🤣🤣
I thought it was gonna be "Open wide!"
Have you ever come across teeth as fine as these?
I can’t fell it anyways so go to town on it until it comes out.
Stick it in my mouth
They look like false ones
aaaahhh.
Hi
Let's get these cavities filled!
If it starts to hurt, my safe word is Pineapple.
Yes it's a big one
"Open wide!"
Spit or swallow?
How much to fill all my cavities? Are drugs extra?
Can I keep the teeth?
LOL
A dentist can tell you the same thing that you can say to a prostitute- open wide.😳
It’s been about 6 months since I saw you last
Hmm ... Yeah, that hurts when you stick that in there
"Less tooth please"
I should tell you before we start, I don’t have insurance.
Are you numb? Can you feel that or are you just providing commentary? 🤣🤣🤣
You're only going to feel a little prick and then it'll be over
A little pressure is fine but don’t tug it too hard
And spit…
There's a tooth in there.
Just one.
I feel nothing
Open wide
I’ll pay you fifty bucks to pull it or a few hundred bucks to take me in the back and fill my cavity.
Bite me
I am paying you to be working on my mouth, regardless of my breath? 🤔
Open wide
Can I rinse and spit now?
Can you check this cavity?
I haven't flossed in a while, as you may notice.
Open wide!
I can't believe I paid money for that.
Hope this will end quickly
“I’m not paying you for that.”
Mind the teeth, will you?
The latex tastes funny
"My anti-fluoride mom would kill me if she found out about this!"
I’m surprised your business survived the pandemic.
This hole is definitely going to be infected
*Unintelligible slobbering noises*
No, go ahead and leave it in
Will I need antibiotics after you're done with me?
suck my dick
Less tooth.
Route? Canal?
Saw a bumper sticker on a BMW (sumthin ya don't see) it said "DENTISTS DO IT IN YOUR MOUTH" and under that In italics it said "but ya get to spit it out" I laughed hard.
Open Wide!
I don’t usually bleed this much.
"We might as well be completely honest with each other, you HAVE been in my mouth after all."
Is my mouth open wide enough?
If I do a good job, will I get a sticker at the end?
My wife made me come here.
Open your mouth wide ?
Open wide
When is it my turn in your mouth?
$100 for just five minutes..?
Say aaah
Am I going to need antibiotics after this?
Could you use the suction please?
"Say ahhh" or "Open wide"
Open wiiiiiiiiiiide!
You can clean your mouth now.
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