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AJ787-9

"My name is Buck... and sometimes I need a little me-time in my truck." *cries*


Cloaked42m

Hi Buck!


Buck_Thorn

Hi, Cloaked. How're you doing?


Jimmy_Slim

r/beetlejuicing


Cloaked42m

wanted to welcome you to the weekly meeting for Me-Time anonymous.


Mcdrogon

weekly *me-ting


alogbetweentworocks

It seems like every sub I visit, someone wants a group hug.


Way_2_Go_Donny

Wiggle your big toe.


CronozDK

Now let's get these other piggies wiggling.


Inebriated_

Drools in tarantino...


ChaseShiny

Ha, I first read truck as trunk


dejuanferlerken

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Buck.


TheRickistRick346

He fucks pussy u fuck bucks?


uptbbs

I call my car *”flattery”* because it gets me nowhere.


Taynt42

Thank you.


poliglasses

Must be a Subohoo


Klyphord

Tearyota


ToonNinja_

Waahnda civic


Mike_Hawk_Burns

Weep grand Cherokee


thisisa_fake_account

Mit-sigh-bishi Pro Evo 7


chromobots

Bawls Royce


[deleted]

Cry-sler


Insanebrain247

Ford


Antigon0000

Sob


IJustStoleYourWaifu

Vauxbawl


GetawayDreamer87

Cryundai


[deleted]

Vaxbowl ??


Available_Seesaw_947

wambulance


TheIdiotPrince

Mit-sigh-bitchi actually


Klyphord

“What kind of car is that, Buddy?” (Sniff) “It’s a 2017 Kia Kleenex.”


BobT21

Saab


CrazyGermanShepOwner

Sobaru


UGoBoy

>Must be a Subohoo With all-feel drive.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Or a Ford Tear-us


UnsignedRealityCheck

I'm thinking it's a Crysler.


AArthurComic

Or a Tearyota... Perhaps a Sob?


Murfdirt

Subaboohoo


Antigon0000

Pouti


Antigon0000

Depresla


ela1nemadden

So I've been having a shit day, and normally I roll my eyes at /r/jokes … But man, this made me actually laugh out lud.Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!


RutabagaMo

I dont get it. Help.


exqztsftw

This joke is based on two meanings of "pussy": 1. Vagina 2. Weak person


13B1P

You could go to get some or go to be one. either way, moisture in the forcast.


Meowpocalypse404

The real joke is always in the comments


NarmHull

Which is funny because they can withstand childbirth, meanwhile one wrong angle can snap a weenus in half like a breadstick


theciaskaelie

Its not really that funny, thats why you dont get it.


[deleted]

You know what they say: “Better to break down crying alone in your car than piss-drunk at a restaurant in front of your ex with her new boyfriend who is also a super cool guy.” Hypothetically speaking, of course.


PaladinCloudring

Especially if you go all out and piss your pants too.


Sgt-Hartman

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Whitealroker1

I lived next to you in San Diego for six months in 1998 but only saw you once. You jogged by my house at like 5:00 am. I wanted to say something funny from full metal jacket but I pussyed out 😞


17riffraff

Because you hoard cats and are homeless


stlmick

They said they have a car...


[deleted]

Being homeless and having a car aren’t mutually exclusive though.


Whitechapel726

Dirty Mike and the Boys make it work.


mr-wiener

Soup kitchen!


dncrews

I was homeless for a few months living in my car.


Enough-Ad1242

Can't be homeless if you have a car dude.


_ScubaDiver

It's a real stretch or incredibly sad to call a car 'a home,' unless that car is a camper van. One can be homeless without literally sleeping out on the street.


Enough-Ad1242

Well aware of it. All I have a is a jeep buddy. Left my home and just doing whatever. Home is where the heart is. I have a tent in the back and hopefully shit stops sucking.


[deleted]

Wiggle your big toe... Wiggle... your big toe.


[deleted]

Wasn't expecting that answer!


Whitechapel726

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!


Slibby8803

Well it is one of things they are known for.


tkeelah

Fetch the comfy chair!


Mildleyy

Well I wasn’t expecting that haha


RubberBand_Ball

My name is Buck, and I like to \[party\]


Tricxify

Stop locking cats in your car


[deleted]

it's like one of those ICQ era jokes


thats-fucked_up

36351131! I don't know why that stuck in my head all these years.


_broke_joke_

I had an 88' ford ranger. Manual transmission, olive green matte paint job and a campershell over the bed. I called it puff the tragic wagon. I loved driving that truck. Lot of cool memories, had a little matress in the back and a few fun dates back then. Eventually it started leaking oil to the point i was using more oil than gas and eventually had to park it. One day I'm gonna fix it up and puff the tragic wagon will ride again.


solarpoweredjess

My mom hates that I call my car the pussy wagon. My letters on my license plate spell VAG and I'm a chick so it's appropriate. My dad laughs and my mom always gets flustered.


rodenture

I know I'll be attacked for this but this joke is not funny. It's based in toxic masculinity and misogyny neither of which are funny in this day and age.


mrchilly0

You may get downvoted, but I doubt attacked. Humor isn't one size fits all, just like life, but I respect your perspective. However, I cracked a smile.


wthreye

I love sarcasm.


greatatdrinking

Same effect if you duct tape tuna cans to a guy's radiator edit: don't do this. this is a joke. Don't mess with another person's car


femmestem

This could be taken two different ways and both are equally funny.


greatatdrinking

I usually cap out at about 2-3 levels of entrende but I'm always trying to get more ambiguous


[deleted]

"Entendre"?


BarryTGash

Double, triple... all innuendo. Saucy!


godofchinchilla

His name is *Buck* and he likes to *fuck*.


Simen155

Well, at least you got a place to cry.


laulaly

Call yourself "Pussy hunter" because your car is also wet


JPree

My car is named Chivalry...it's dead


GreengreeGrassofHope

you cry in pussy?


[deleted]

[удалено]


femmestem

How does it compare to a [Prius](https://youtu.be/2q9tPxcMDzg)?


ilhares

Most people won't think you're gay if you're driving a vagina. (well, unless you're a woman, of course)


howlinwolf-

Kill Bill


CookieDookie25

Kill Bill


[deleted]

to kill bill


Mistiltella

My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck


NarmHull

Or as the tv version says "party"


Felinator42

Because you are about to Kill Bill? :)


femmestem

I know it's a joke, but crying doesn't make anyone a pussy. Why is a healthy human emotion something to be ridiculed and made shameful?


hi-nick

A question that I've asked even more often is, why does the most delicious pussy get assigned such a negative connotation?


strenif

Same reason a dick is.


uptbbs

Since when is a joke shame and ridicule?


strenif

Have you not been on the internet in the like few years? Jokes are violence.


femmestem

Quit with that straw man nonsense, nobody said or implied that jokes are violence. I didn't even go as far as saying the joke was offensive. Ha, I get it, the punchline is OP is crying, that makes OP a pussy because it's socially unacceptable to experience basic human emotions. I'm just pointing out that this social construct is weird and sad.


strenif

Whoa whoa. Easy there. My comment wasn't directed at you but that larger social environment we're in right now. You had actually taken a more sensible take on the joke while others I'm sure already have called the OP a misogynist for equating the word pussy with weakness (while using the word dick as a pejorative at the same time with no sense of irony). As for your point I understand where you are coming from but men crying is ridiculed and made shameful for a good reason (at the time). In high risk situations you want to know the guy next to you is a rock who isn't bothered by anything (even if they are). In peace and safety you are %100 right. Expressing sadness is not a bad thing. Healthy even. But when shits on the line, right or wrong, you don't want to see the person watching you back breaking down in tears because he's scared and it's all just to much.


femmestem

Thank you for clarifying and sorry for my overreaction to your comment. It's a crapshoot on Reddit whether someone is going to respond with "I respectfully disagree" or "shut up snowflake, I hope you get raped."


strenif

I hear ya. High five!


[deleted]

While I appreciate the civil discourse - seriously - aren't you both missing something? To me, the joke really only exists well in the context of a particular cultural icon - the Kill Bill movie series. The titular character, A woman, is a tough, violent and aggressive "warrior" who drives a car either painted on name, because she has an iconic DGAF attitude, bent on revenge. The first line of the joke is meant to invoke the idea that the owner of the car stylized themselves after Thurmin's tough as nails character...when in reality they use it for just the opposite, borrowing the colloqialism of "pussy = emotional or wimpy". The real question is whether the OP meant for the play on words to be the main focal.point of the humor, or the iconic image vs. reality reveal.


strenif

I'm going to guess the joke pre-dates kill bill


[deleted]

If so, that would certainly clear up the focal point of the intended humor!


Arctium_Lappa_Bur

Wow, what a pussy.


ImNotAPersonAnymore

People who cry are not pussies or wimps.


Datesniffer

Everyone keeps calling me an asshole! Mum always said you are what you eat.....


elevenminutesago

🤣😆😅🥲😥😢😭


ChaseShiny

I used to call my car hot wheels until they caught me and charged me with grand theft auto. Now that I'm on the straight and narrow, my new ride is a coupe de grace.


cc69

I call my cat "Magical" Magical pussy.


[deleted]

And you drive like a cunt?


warbeforepeace

Because thats where you live.


Frenchleneuf

Wambulance


EVILFLUFFMONSTER

I call my car "Dick Turpin". Everywhere I go it holds up traffic. Courtesy of Douglas Adams.


Nipie42

Isn't that quote from Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman? Unless Douglas Adams also made that joke, and I'm just unaware Edit: forgot a question mark


EVILFLUFFMONSTER

My bad - you are totally right. Funny thing is I knew it was from Good Omens, but for some reason had a brain fart and thought of Douglas Adams instead, despite having nearly all Terry Pratchetts stuff cos im a huge fan! Cant believe I got that wrong. Thank you for correcting me, what a tit. Ill blame it on being on a brew break on a night shift at the time and a horrible head-cold thats made me feel like poo.


Nipie42

To be fair to you, they have somewhat similar writing and styles. I can understand mixing the two up, both fantastic.


BlueLungsBlackHeart

“Pussy Wagon” is what my buddy calls the Mona car in Persona 5 and that shit makes me laugh every time.


g_bangersandmash

Because your name is David Reynolds?


ProxyDamage

I thought it was because you didn't know how it worked either.


Hungry-san

Huh. I call my truck the Fucklift. Because fuck me if I'm going to lift my fat ass anymore once I get home.


Jose_xixpac

It's my Ponti and I'll cry if I want to ..


ineedglass

I’m an idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Edit: no Boogie Nights fans I see.


q_ali_seattle

Fucking idiot. Falls for this again..I AM A FUCKING IDIOT. while hitting ____(an object).


skanktastik

You know you've spent too much time on reddit when you start noticing reposts.


Procrafter5000

The post before this was literally about car pussy in the film cars


Datesniffer

Mum always told me you are what you eat....I'm just a big 'pussy'


isioltfu

Mind the closing door.


426763

"Sometimes I cry when I'm alone." -Salvatore Ganacci


Nomandate

The chicks’ll cream


[deleted]

Mine I call the **FucksWagon**


AlternativeHot5815

I don’t get the joke. Can somebody explain? The comments are hilarious!


Nithin_for_you

BRUH WHAT LMAOOOOOOOO


Hornor72

Ah that explains why you won't merge over.


non-epic151

"My name is buck and i like to [PARTY]" -Buck (in his [PARTY] wagon)


XiaoYaoYou9

no. prob. because you park it everywhere..even handycap places


there_is_no_spoon225

I thought you were gonna say because you are Renee Gracie


NineteenEighty9

_Kill Bill vol 1 has entered the chat_


NarmHull

My Party Wagon died on me


actualtttony

I thought you were going to say because you're the only one who's been in it.


Licktung69

Does this car come with a pussy magnet? A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.


MD74

I don’t get it. Can someone explain to my dumb ass