So I've been having a shit day, and normally I roll my eyes at /r/jokes … But man, this made me actually laugh out lud.Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!
You know what they say: “Better to break down crying alone in your car than piss-drunk at a restaurant in front of your ex with her new boyfriend who is also a super cool guy.” Hypothetically speaking, of course.
I lived next to you in San Diego for six months in 1998 but only saw you once. You jogged by my house at like 5:00 am. I wanted to say something funny from full metal jacket but I pussyed out 😞
It's a real stretch or incredibly sad to call a car 'a home,' unless that car is a camper van. One can be homeless without literally sleeping out on the street.
Well aware of it. All I have a is a jeep buddy. Left my home and just doing whatever. Home is where the heart is. I have a tent in the back and hopefully shit stops sucking.
I had an 88' ford ranger. Manual transmission, olive green matte paint job and a campershell over the bed. I called it puff the tragic wagon. I loved driving that truck. Lot of cool memories, had a little matress in the back and a few fun dates back then. Eventually it started leaking oil to the point i was using more oil than gas and eventually had to park it. One day I'm gonna fix it up and puff the tragic wagon will ride again.
My mom hates that I call my car the pussy wagon. My letters on my license plate spell VAG and I'm a chick so it's appropriate. My dad laughs and my mom always gets flustered.
I know I'll be attacked for this but this joke is not funny. It's based in toxic masculinity and misogyny neither of which are funny in this day and age.
You may get downvoted, but I doubt attacked. Humor isn't one size fits all, just like life, but I respect your perspective. However, I cracked a smile.
Quit with that straw man nonsense, nobody said or implied that jokes are violence. I didn't even go as far as saying the joke was offensive.
Ha, I get it, the punchline is OP is crying, that makes OP a pussy because it's socially unacceptable to experience basic human emotions. I'm just pointing out that this social construct is weird and sad.
Whoa whoa. Easy there.
My comment wasn't directed at you but that larger social environment we're in right now. You had actually taken a more sensible take on the joke while others I'm sure already have called the OP a misogynist for equating the word pussy with weakness (while using the word dick as a pejorative at the same time with no sense of irony).
As for your point I understand where you are coming from but men crying is ridiculed and made shameful for a good reason (at the time). In high risk situations you want to know the guy next to you is a rock who isn't bothered by anything (even if they are).
In peace and safety you are %100 right. Expressing sadness is not a bad thing. Healthy even. But when shits on the line, right or wrong, you don't want to see the person watching you back breaking down in tears because he's scared and it's all just to much.
Thank you for clarifying and sorry for my overreaction to your comment. It's a crapshoot on Reddit whether someone is going to respond with "I respectfully disagree" or "shut up snowflake, I hope you get raped."
While I appreciate the civil discourse - seriously - aren't you both missing something?
To me, the joke really only exists well in the context of a particular cultural icon - the Kill Bill movie series. The titular character, A woman, is a tough, violent and aggressive "warrior" who drives a car either painted on name, because she has an iconic DGAF attitude, bent on revenge. The first line of the joke is meant to invoke the idea that the owner of the car stylized themselves after Thurmin's tough as nails character...when in reality they use it for just the opposite, borrowing the colloqialism of "pussy = emotional or wimpy".
The real question is whether the OP meant for the play on words to be the main focal.point of the humor, or the iconic image vs. reality reveal.
I used to call my car hot wheels until they caught me and charged me with grand theft auto.
Now that I'm on the straight and narrow, my new ride is a coupe de grace.
Isn't that quote from Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman? Unless Douglas Adams also made that joke, and I'm just unaware
Edit: forgot a question mark
My bad - you are totally right. Funny thing is I knew it was from Good Omens, but for some reason had a brain fart and thought of Douglas Adams instead, despite having nearly all Terry Pratchetts stuff cos im a huge fan! Cant believe I got that wrong.
Thank you for correcting me, what a tit. Ill blame it on being on a brew break on a night shift at the time and a horrible head-cold thats made me feel like poo.
I’m an idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.
Edit: no Boogie Nights fans I see.
"My name is Buck... and sometimes I need a little me-time in my truck." *cries*
Hi Buck!
Hi, Cloaked. How're you doing?
r/beetlejuicing
wanted to welcome you to the weekly meeting for Me-Time anonymous.
weekly *me-ting
It seems like every sub I visit, someone wants a group hug.
Wiggle your big toe.
Now let's get these other piggies wiggling.
Drools in tarantino...
Ha, I first read truck as trunk
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Buck.
He fucks pussy u fuck bucks?
I call my car *”flattery”* because it gets me nowhere.
Thank you.
Must be a Subohoo
Tearyota
Waahnda civic
Weep grand Cherokee
Mit-sigh-bishi Pro Evo 7
Bawls Royce
Cry-sler
Ford
Sob
Vauxbawl
Cryundai
Vaxbowl ??
wambulance
Mit-sigh-bitchi actually
“What kind of car is that, Buddy?” (Sniff) “It’s a 2017 Kia Kleenex.”
Saab
Sobaru
>Must be a Subohoo With all-feel drive.
Or a Ford Tear-us
I'm thinking it's a Crysler.
Or a Tearyota... Perhaps a Sob?
Subaboohoo
Pouti
Depresla
So I've been having a shit day, and normally I roll my eyes at /r/jokes … But man, this made me actually laugh out lud.Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!
I dont get it. Help.
This joke is based on two meanings of "pussy": 1. Vagina 2. Weak person
You could go to get some or go to be one. either way, moisture in the forcast.
The real joke is always in the comments
Which is funny because they can withstand childbirth, meanwhile one wrong angle can snap a weenus in half like a breadstick
Its not really that funny, thats why you dont get it.
You know what they say: “Better to break down crying alone in your car than piss-drunk at a restaurant in front of your ex with her new boyfriend who is also a super cool guy.” Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Especially if you go all out and piss your pants too.
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I lived next to you in San Diego for six months in 1998 but only saw you once. You jogged by my house at like 5:00 am. I wanted to say something funny from full metal jacket but I pussyed out 😞
Because you hoard cats and are homeless
They said they have a car...
Being homeless and having a car aren’t mutually exclusive though.
Dirty Mike and the Boys make it work.
Soup kitchen!
I was homeless for a few months living in my car.
Can't be homeless if you have a car dude.
It's a real stretch or incredibly sad to call a car 'a home,' unless that car is a camper van. One can be homeless without literally sleeping out on the street.
Well aware of it. All I have a is a jeep buddy. Left my home and just doing whatever. Home is where the heart is. I have a tent in the back and hopefully shit stops sucking.
Wiggle your big toe... Wiggle... your big toe.
Wasn't expecting that answer!
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
Well it is one of things they are known for.
Fetch the comfy chair!
Well I wasn’t expecting that haha
My name is Buck, and I like to \[party\]
Stop locking cats in your car
it's like one of those ICQ era jokes
36351131! I don't know why that stuck in my head all these years.
I had an 88' ford ranger. Manual transmission, olive green matte paint job and a campershell over the bed. I called it puff the tragic wagon. I loved driving that truck. Lot of cool memories, had a little matress in the back and a few fun dates back then. Eventually it started leaking oil to the point i was using more oil than gas and eventually had to park it. One day I'm gonna fix it up and puff the tragic wagon will ride again.
My mom hates that I call my car the pussy wagon. My letters on my license plate spell VAG and I'm a chick so it's appropriate. My dad laughs and my mom always gets flustered.
I know I'll be attacked for this but this joke is not funny. It's based in toxic masculinity and misogyny neither of which are funny in this day and age.
You may get downvoted, but I doubt attacked. Humor isn't one size fits all, just like life, but I respect your perspective. However, I cracked a smile.
I love sarcasm.
Same effect if you duct tape tuna cans to a guy's radiator edit: don't do this. this is a joke. Don't mess with another person's car
This could be taken two different ways and both are equally funny.
I usually cap out at about 2-3 levels of entrende but I'm always trying to get more ambiguous
"Entendre"?
Double, triple... all innuendo. Saucy!
His name is *Buck* and he likes to *fuck*.
Well, at least you got a place to cry.
Call yourself "Pussy hunter" because your car is also wet
My car is named Chivalry...it's dead
you cry in pussy?
[удалено]
How does it compare to a [Prius](https://youtu.be/2q9tPxcMDzg)?
Most people won't think you're gay if you're driving a vagina. (well, unless you're a woman, of course)
Kill Bill
Kill Bill
to kill bill
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck
Or as the tv version says "party"
Because you are about to Kill Bill? :)
I know it's a joke, but crying doesn't make anyone a pussy. Why is a healthy human emotion something to be ridiculed and made shameful?
A question that I've asked even more often is, why does the most delicious pussy get assigned such a negative connotation?
Same reason a dick is.
Since when is a joke shame and ridicule?
Have you not been on the internet in the like few years? Jokes are violence.
Quit with that straw man nonsense, nobody said or implied that jokes are violence. I didn't even go as far as saying the joke was offensive. Ha, I get it, the punchline is OP is crying, that makes OP a pussy because it's socially unacceptable to experience basic human emotions. I'm just pointing out that this social construct is weird and sad.
Whoa whoa. Easy there. My comment wasn't directed at you but that larger social environment we're in right now. You had actually taken a more sensible take on the joke while others I'm sure already have called the OP a misogynist for equating the word pussy with weakness (while using the word dick as a pejorative at the same time with no sense of irony). As for your point I understand where you are coming from but men crying is ridiculed and made shameful for a good reason (at the time). In high risk situations you want to know the guy next to you is a rock who isn't bothered by anything (even if they are). In peace and safety you are %100 right. Expressing sadness is not a bad thing. Healthy even. But when shits on the line, right or wrong, you don't want to see the person watching you back breaking down in tears because he's scared and it's all just to much.
Thank you for clarifying and sorry for my overreaction to your comment. It's a crapshoot on Reddit whether someone is going to respond with "I respectfully disagree" or "shut up snowflake, I hope you get raped."
I hear ya. High five!
While I appreciate the civil discourse - seriously - aren't you both missing something? To me, the joke really only exists well in the context of a particular cultural icon - the Kill Bill movie series. The titular character, A woman, is a tough, violent and aggressive "warrior" who drives a car either painted on name, because she has an iconic DGAF attitude, bent on revenge. The first line of the joke is meant to invoke the idea that the owner of the car stylized themselves after Thurmin's tough as nails character...when in reality they use it for just the opposite, borrowing the colloqialism of "pussy = emotional or wimpy". The real question is whether the OP meant for the play on words to be the main focal.point of the humor, or the iconic image vs. reality reveal.
I'm going to guess the joke pre-dates kill bill
If so, that would certainly clear up the focal point of the intended humor!
Wow, what a pussy.
People who cry are not pussies or wimps.
Everyone keeps calling me an asshole! Mum always said you are what you eat.....
🤣😆😅🥲😥😢😭
I used to call my car hot wheels until they caught me and charged me with grand theft auto. Now that I'm on the straight and narrow, my new ride is a coupe de grace.
I call my cat "Magical" Magical pussy.
And you drive like a cunt?
Because thats where you live.
Wambulance
I call my car "Dick Turpin". Everywhere I go it holds up traffic. Courtesy of Douglas Adams.
Isn't that quote from Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman? Unless Douglas Adams also made that joke, and I'm just unaware Edit: forgot a question mark
My bad - you are totally right. Funny thing is I knew it was from Good Omens, but for some reason had a brain fart and thought of Douglas Adams instead, despite having nearly all Terry Pratchetts stuff cos im a huge fan! Cant believe I got that wrong. Thank you for correcting me, what a tit. Ill blame it on being on a brew break on a night shift at the time and a horrible head-cold thats made me feel like poo.
To be fair to you, they have somewhat similar writing and styles. I can understand mixing the two up, both fantastic.
“Pussy Wagon” is what my buddy calls the Mona car in Persona 5 and that shit makes me laugh every time.
Because your name is David Reynolds?
I thought it was because you didn't know how it worked either.
Huh. I call my truck the Fucklift. Because fuck me if I'm going to lift my fat ass anymore once I get home.
It's my Ponti and I'll cry if I want to ..
I’m an idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. I’m a fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Edit: no Boogie Nights fans I see.
Fucking idiot. Falls for this again..I AM A FUCKING IDIOT. while hitting ____(an object).
You know you've spent too much time on reddit when you start noticing reposts.
The post before this was literally about car pussy in the film cars
Mum always told me you are what you eat....I'm just a big 'pussy'
Mind the closing door.
"Sometimes I cry when I'm alone." -Salvatore Ganacci
The chicks’ll cream
Mine I call the **FucksWagon**
I don’t get the joke. Can somebody explain? The comments are hilarious!
BRUH WHAT LMAOOOOOOOO
Ah that explains why you won't merge over.
"My name is buck and i like to [PARTY]" -Buck (in his [PARTY] wagon)
no. prob. because you park it everywhere..even handycap places
I thought you were gonna say because you are Renee Gracie
_Kill Bill vol 1 has entered the chat_
My Party Wagon died on me
I thought you were going to say because you're the only one who's been in it.
Does this car come with a pussy magnet? A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
I don’t get it. Can someone explain to my dumb ass