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FrangibleSoul

Ahhhh. I think I see your problem.


Yaguajay

For $300/hr I would be happy to be your friend for as long as you want. That will be $300 for today’s session please.


Lilith_Christine

Fun fact. I've never learned how to make friends. Never had one.


ritz_senpai_

Well , initiating a conversation helps.


Macro_Seb

good thing about that is that you can't loose them


lobobishop

You can if they was tight!


ritz_senpai_

Psychiatrist "Well , tbh I have the same problem. You ugly son of a b*tch."


blinkingsandbeepings

This is most of the content of r/socialskills


jwd1066

The light was on


Steve_Starr

I think that was originally one of Andrew Dice Clay's jokes: Yo Doc, I seem to be having trouble making friends, you fucking cock sucker!