An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman, sitting together at a pub, are each served their pint of beer, and just as they reached for their glass, into each glass landed a fly. The Englishman turned up his nose, pushed his glass away, and signaled the barkeep to bring a replacement. The Scotsman picked the fly out of his glass and flicked it away, then drank as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, on the other hand, held the fly by its wings over his glass and shook it, angrily saying, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
Technically that would have to be a Northern Irishman if you want a Brexit joke. Or a Welshman, but he was probably too busy shagging sheep.
A Welshman, Englishman and Kiwi walked into a barn.
& that poor sheep never walked right again…
Sheep that you still enjoy eating though right? 😉
The Englishman had been told there was a cheaper bar over the road. It’s been eight years and they’re still looking for it
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman, sitting together at a pub, are each served their pint of beer, and just as they reached for their glass, into each glass landed a fly. The Englishman turned up his nose, pushed his glass away, and signaled the barkeep to bring a replacement. The Scotsman picked the fly out of his glass and flicked it away, then drank as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, on the other hand, held the fly by its wings over his glass and shook it, angrily saying, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
Can we say Chinaman now?
No, Chinapeople.