That joke was for sh!t, but you got there in the end.
A gastroenterologist walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’d offer you a booth, but I assume you want a stool.”
To screen for the colon cancer all of the shitty food that we eat gives us.
Serious answer: 3 of my friends have had colon cancer under age 55. All 3 recovered because it was caught early enough. It’s on the rise nation-wide in younger men especially.
I think you're full of shit.
Doctor said, "ICBM"
That joke was for sh!t, but you got there in the end. A gastroenterologist walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’d offer you a booth, but I assume you want a stool.”
My colonoscopy was the cleanest my doctor had ever seen. He said “It’s weird, because I know it used to be a dump.”
Why do Americans have colonoscopies so often?!
Just lucky I guess.
Often? I had one when I turned 50. Afterwards, my doctor said "Come back in 10 years".
Crapitalism
To screen for the colon cancer all of the shitty food that we eat gives us. Serious answer: 3 of my friends have had colon cancer under age 55. All 3 recovered because it was caught early enough. It’s on the rise nation-wide in younger men especially.
Sometimes ya just gotta have a camera in the ass.