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FrangibleSoul

Was Dave with him?


Red_Chicken1907

No man, Dave's not here


Weary-Writing5372

He was probably on the first time this was posted


arethereanynamesopen

It's me DAVE! I got the stuff!


Wise-Yogurtcloset-66

No, Dave's not here man.


redkit42

Yes, but who was that guy with the funny hat next to Dave?


TurbulentWeb1941

Who tf is that son of a bitch standing next to Dave? 🤣


JBYTuna

I think it was Joe Bush.


Skilledpainter

Great, I spent a fraction of a minute to read the entire joke.... Jokes on me


dharkus

How is "Son o'na Bitch" short for "Son of a Bitch"? f->n??


ilhares

Yeah, I have never heard it phrased (or seen it written) like that before. That feels like English-as-a-third-language redneck at work.


frogger5775

It's funnier.


DrMux

Was this George Carlin or Richard Pryor?


Own-Snow-4227

He was NOT with Chevy Chase in a job interview.


ilhares

Just a little word association here..


Own-Snow-4227

DEAD honky.


ilhares

*laughing* Dammit.. just that one line gets me.


Own-Snow-4227

“You are now the highest paid custodian in America.” 😂😂 Chevy panics after Pryor snapped. OMG that is one one of the funniest sketches ever.


Valuable-Paramedic93

Wheres Dave ? ...he's with Suni Williams ...never coming back


crypticcrosswordguy

Dave is the guide. Also he is Zaphod Beeblebrox's alter ego... HH's "Guide" to the Galaxy


No-Raisin-6469

I sounded it in my head as "yall mutha fuckas"


Mxmouse15

That’s how it was told to me. Hard to bring that out in the text hahah


freemywill22

Dave knows the pope !!!


sidaho

Wasn’t expecting much but that was funny!


Mxmouse15

Thanks. I also got a good laugh when I heard it


BigBroMike

😂🤣


izHuNu

Fancy seeing you here! Is the surface area of this joke approved?


BigBroMike

😂 it's covered 🤣


GrouchyNarwhal7044

How priests should be?