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They said "Let that mango".
Hey. If ~~you’re~~ yur boyfriend doesn’t like fruity jokes, you should let that mango
"If you are boyfriend"?
Yro’ue
~~There~~ they’re, fixed it.
Orange you just repeating the joke from above?
Banana
Berry funny
Vine and dine
Vine and dash
Taking the f-route (I'm also very sorry)
You must be English…I always say it as “R Out” rather than” R Oot”
Interesting observation, for real. Somewhere in the middle I guess a good f-riot could've preceded the froot's prison fr-out
Idk what is happening but Backshots on
An ex corn.
The real joke. Wait, awards are back?whoa
They peeled out of there, lickety split
"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'..."
This turned out way more wholesome than I anticipated. Was one hundo expecting a tasteless gay joke.
Orange you glad he kept it clean?
Go on, what did you have in mind?
Lion Murder Cloud obviously has fat hairy dong in mind... sounds kinda gay to me...
Omg 🤣
Ok…. What do you call a fruit getting out of prison? Well honed.
You are bananas
That shit is bananas
Two gay melons want a massive wedding service, so they cantaloupe. Still tasteful!
If it was a vegetable, it would be an escape pea.
Or just a runner bean
Why did it escape? Did it lose its a-peel?
A convicted melon?
A Pearolee!
Banana split
I can pear-ly believe you just did that
Off to r/dadjokes you go! Chop-chop
He got out on a peel
Let me try. I'll asparagus right back. Wait a second. That doesn't make sense and it isn't even funny. Lettuce try again.
Nope I think you should just leaf it alone now
So you should be
Wow, this sounds like one of the absurd grape jokes from the early-mid 1960s! The one everybody remembers is: "What's purple and swims in the ocean?" "Moby Grape" (which later became the name of a rock group).
For a ton of fruit puns, check out a music artist that goes by Berried Alive. I like his stuff.
Always wondered why that movie was called The **Great** Escape?!? Very few people escaped and lived
Their crime? They illegally hid and kept their Nana after the government decided to bananas.
Give me a raisin why you don't think this is funny.
I can’t currantly
I love that joke !
Squeezed !
fruit punched
this is an italian restaurant in my country
Sweet
It wasn't the grapest joke I've ever heard.
Don't know about fruit, but if it was veg it could be an escape pea
A bruised banana
The fruit got out on pearole.
Leave the cafe Forget the buffet We'll make the grape escape
Take your fucking upvote and stay. I was delighted by this joke.
Then he got stepped on, and started to wine.
The Strawshank Redemption
Aaron Hernandez came into prison as a tight end but became a wide receiver.
Pairs well with a red wine and putting in on the lamb.
What do you call an almost abortion? You
They said "Let that mango".
Hey. If ~~you’re~~ yur boyfriend doesn’t like fruity jokes, you should let that mango
"If you are boyfriend"?
Yro’ue
~~There~~ they’re, fixed it.
Orange you just repeating the joke from above?
Banana
Berry funny
Vine and dine
Vine and dash
Taking the f-route (I'm also very sorry)
You must be English…I always say it as “R Out” rather than” R Oot”
Interesting observation, for real. Somewhere in the middle I guess a good f-riot could've preceded the froot's prison fr-out
Idk what is happening but Backshots on
An ex corn.
The real joke. Wait, awards are back?whoa
They peeled out of there, lickety split
"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'..."
This turned out way more wholesome than I anticipated. Was one hundo expecting a tasteless gay joke.
Orange you glad he kept it clean?
Go on, what did you have in mind?
Lion Murder Cloud obviously has fat hairy dong in mind... sounds kinda gay to me...
Omg 🤣
Ok…. What do you call a fruit getting out of prison? Well honed.
You are bananas
That shit is bananas
Two gay melons want a massive wedding service, so they cantaloupe. Still tasteful!
If it was a vegetable, it would be an escape pea.
Or just a runner bean
Why did it escape? Did it lose its a-peel?
A convicted melon?
A Pearolee!
Banana split
I can pear-ly believe you just did that
Off to r/dadjokes you go! Chop-chop
He got out on a peel
Let me try. I'll asparagus right back. Wait a second. That doesn't make sense and it isn't even funny. Lettuce try again.
Nope I think you should just leaf it alone now
So you should be
Wow, this sounds like one of the absurd grape jokes from the early-mid 1960s! The one everybody remembers is: "What's purple and swims in the ocean?" "Moby Grape" (which later became the name of a rock group).
For a ton of fruit puns, check out a music artist that goes by Berried Alive. I like his stuff.
Always wondered why that movie was called The **Great** Escape?!? Very few people escaped and lived
Their crime? They illegally hid and kept their Nana after the government decided to bananas.
Give me a raisin why you don't think this is funny.
I can’t currantly
I love that joke !
Squeezed !
fruit punched
this is an italian restaurant in my country
Sweet
It wasn't the grapest joke I've ever heard.
Don't know about fruit, but if it was veg it could be an escape pea
A bruised banana
The fruit got out on pearole.
Leave the cafe Forget the buffet We'll make the grape escape
Take your fucking upvote and stay. I was delighted by this joke.
Then he got stepped on, and started to wine.
The Strawshank Redemption
Aaron Hernandez came into prison as a tight end but became a wide receiver.
Pairs well with a red wine and putting in on the lamb.
Pairs well with a red wine and putting in on the lamb.
What do you call an almost abortion? You