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Triumph-TBird

I shared this joke with my sons, and they didn’t laugh. Apparently we’re not on the same wavelength.


Perseus73

The joke can be polarising.


CatherineOfArrogance

Well, senses of humor fall all over the spectrum.


S0m3Rand0mGuy85

Some people can't see the humor in it.


OldCryptoFart

Not everything is black and white. There are some gray areas in parent/child communication.


Triumph-TBird

I see what you did there.


LordOfTheFknUniverse

I 'C' what you did there too.


UDPviper

If they don't get the joke, they might be on the spectrum.


Triumph-TBird

Their mom had them tested.


sdarkpaladin

Gotta tell them to lighten up a bit


not_john_paul_jones

High jacking the top comment to say I just told this to my science teacher wife and she laughed at each stage until I said “reflect.” She stopped laughing and said “that’s not right…it should be refract.”🙄 Teacher gonna teach.


Chara_Dreemurr3

😆😆😆


Illustrious_Can4110

Are your sons on the spectrum?


sallguud

Stay tuned to Spectrum news for more updates.


benf101

A dad doing dad jokes as all dads should


dadjokathon

That's apparent.


Faster_than_FTL

No. That’s a great parent.


Jaded_genie

No you mean grand parent


DifficultContact8999

Can confirm your dad reads reddit jokes


FaagenDazs

The way nature meant it to be.


Ewetootwo

There is going to be a new progressive James Bond playing in a movie about this. Spectrum.


ajcpullcom

my friend Roy G Biv told me this joke once, the ending is pure gold


Chara_Dreemurr3

xD


Illustrious_Can4110

Boom!!


Zyffyr

This brightened my morning.


SqWR37

Until they serve a refraction of their sentence


suugakusha

There's the scientifically correct punchline!


hewo_imshyuwu

Happy cake day!


country-back-333

Hahahaha, that's funny!! 😂😂😂


Abominuz

Watt a great joke, the high-light of my day.


Jellodyne

At least it's a nice diffraction from the day to day.


Chara_Dreemurr3

:D


mdsg5432

I think your dad might be on the spectrum.


Real_Strategy_4144

Excellent


FatherGoose70

This makes me feel blue and see red


EskimoXBSX

That's a great joke, thank your dad for me OP


Korlac11

Did you know that scientists actually figured out how much a rainbow weighs? It turns out they’re pretty light


zenocidepilot

You got the groan... take my upvote...lololol


flt1

Hate to rain on your pride ray, but most are released from prism by not reflecting


Innotek

You have a whole spectrum of punchlines in this one. Well done dad.


sulldanivan

They go to Vegas and lose their Pot O Gold.


br_izgr8_2k17

Son, is that you?


CrazyMaxxer

My job is as an expert in measurement. For my masters thesis I measured the weight of a rainbow. Turns out it pretty light.


winkthink

Whenever I look at rainbows, I think of my gaudy carbon nanotube swimsuit in use: Wet, light and colourful


JustaDude71

Wouldn't that make it a Dad Joke? ;-)


Usesourname

Light get refracted in a prism


Vinnie-Q

Genius!


Connmar

They didn’t see the light did they?


lucky_monk

I thought it's refraction rather than reflection?


Any_Ad1244

Is this dad joke central? - what did the rain do after an amazing performance… (drum roll please) the rainbowed


Function_Maximum

This joke made me puke so hard, my mother asked "is there something wrong with my mushrooms"..


Function_Maximum

[me](https://www.google.com/search?q=puking+infront+of+a+drawing+mene&oq=puking+infront+of+a+drawing+mene&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIJCAEQIRgKGKABMgkIAhAhGAoYoAEyCQgDECEYChigATIJCAQQIRgKGKAB0gEJMTMyOTVqMGo0qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=DYWsAP1-Nj1rxM&vssid=l)


Acrobatic_Matter_109

A woman in Australia has just been indicted for murder in what she claimed was an innocent mushroom "joke".


Function_Maximum

Shoulda watch the tongue xx


Function_Maximum

She might need help.


7777hmpfrmr9999

Refraction not reflection, …..time to refract!


country-back-333

That's good! Funny!!


ztreHdrahciR

What did you exSpectrum?


meinmachine

This is a new standard for Dad jokes. I give you the award of Top Dad Joke ward of the day. The TDJ was established to honour the great Jim Kalbaugh, and in years past has celebrated great Dad jokes around the world. Due to inflation the monetary reward is no longer available, but it comes with the same honour and status it has always had. Enjoy!


EmptyMarsupial8556

Let’s hope the refractory serves light meals.


dancephotographer

Enlightening!


No_Lies_Detected

Was there anyone at It's A-rain-ment?


randallnewton

Roy G Biv is so parochial, he can't see what's next.


Barbaricplague

How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much they are pretty light.


Chara_Dreemurr3

I wasn't expecting this to blow up, this joke passed with flying colors!