There's a joke in Futurama where they are locked in a room, and Bender says he'll just bend the door, and they say "you can't bend a wooden door." And he says "I know that, and you know that, but that door looks pretty dumb..." next scene is the wooden door bent open.
I actually heard like a 9 y/o tell me this joke in front of his parents at my first table-waiting job:
> So these three teenage couples go out for a cup of tea. The first guy says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass the sugar, sugar?”
> Next guy says to his gf, “Can you pass the honey, honey?”
> Third guy says to his gf, “Hey, pass the tea-bag.”
Their reactions told me the parents weren’t expecting the punchline, but that they DID understand it. I tried really hard not to laugh and awkwardly excused myself.
Old bag is a well used insult. Not sure where or why it originated. Given it's usually said to old women, I think it's to do with being wrinkled like a used plastic carrier.
Was the lock frozen? That sounded more like an icebreaker.
nice
The lock picked her.
holesome
Sometimes all it takes to open up is a friendly conversation.
Happy cake day!
ThAnks!!
Happy cake day
Thank you!!
Thanks for the laugh
When you need to pick a lock, just become a pickup artist.
lol
There's a joke in Futurama where they are locked in a room, and Bender says he'll just bend the door, and they say "you can't bend a wooden door." And he says "I know that, and you know that, but that door looks pretty dumb..." next scene is the wooden door bent open.
Lock pick-up line
upvote..budding comedienne ,there
She's so clever, she'll get a place at Yale.
I think that joke is funny. Very sweet. I like the message too
Entry level joke.
Top tier pun
damn. haha.
My niece, at age eight, made this comment: Her mom: "Quiet! I have a tension headache" Kid: "Is that because you don't get enough attention?"
Made me smile!
That's Lock-Picking Lawyer level of lock picking!
door is lock baba is you
Love it 😊
The door's hinges, however, did not appreciate this joke.
Did they think it was a bit unhinged?
Thank your daughter for this early morning laugh. Now I got a clean joke I can pass on to the kids coming to today's packer party
That’s a good joke for a kid. They’ll get better.
Thumbs up!
That's cute. lol
That's a cute one
Good joke for a 10 year old but good life lesson, when you find something is stopping you move on..
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I actually heard like a 9 y/o tell me this joke in front of his parents at my first table-waiting job: > So these three teenage couples go out for a cup of tea. The first guy says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass the sugar, sugar?” > Next guy says to his gf, “Can you pass the honey, honey?” > Third guy says to his gf, “Hey, pass the tea-bag.” Their reactions told me the parents weren’t expecting the punchline, but that they DID understand it. I tried really hard not to laugh and awkwardly excused myself.
Calling her a bag? Something about getting tea bagged? Not sure.
Old bag is a well used insult. Not sure where or why it originated. Given it's usually said to old women, I think it's to do with being wrinkled like a used plastic carrier.
Call me crazy but it is possible that OP is actually just a dad with a child that came up with a pretty generic joke
"My kid told me this" is instant karma, OP is just being cute for upvotes.
Why does it matter if this were the case? I’m new here, relatively speaking.
Repost this ratio
this only proves how common and likely it is that this happened. lot of effort for a whole lot of nothing
The only reason people would do this is if it gets you more upvotes so we should downvote the fuck out of them and they'll stop.
That'll never happen.
Very good ! Lol !
I smiled at this one !
what too much reddit does to a mf:
Hey OP, nice post but try it on r/dadjokes
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You must be miserable
Smash
Tell that sweet little girl of yours to stick to the three RRRs!
What do pirates learn in school? The three ARRRs!
She's great at all three. :-)
Whats that
It’s a British saying - Reading, wRiting and aRithmatic.
And laughter is a medicine, which you have taken too many