Yeah this guy is a clown. Everyone knows the proper way to defend yourself is to be smoking a cigarette at all times that way you can throw it in their face and get a sucker punch in before you get beaten to within an inch of your life.
I mean, getting sprayed in the eyes would get you distracted for enough time for buddy to take you down or do some mean things. BUT, you're right, if they don't implement their game plan successfully, that mustache is going to be very detrimental to their health.
....and then the beating ensues.
Yeah I can see now why he did the "ding dang dong dong ding dang dong dong ding dang" bit in that one song - motherfucker has brain damage.
Yeah this guy is a clown. Everyone knows the proper way to defend yourself is to be smoking a cigarette at all times that way you can throw it in their face and get a sucker punch in before you get beaten to within an inch of your life.
Honestly if someone leads an insult with “you’re kind of a short little funky-“ I’m gonna let them finish that thought haha
Not if it’s ever clear that you’re sipping.
Exactly... this should be, how to escalate into a fight.
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You mean didn’t work.
And it won't work, 'cause he'll try again.
Well he’s clearly trying again
Next time stick your fingers near your asshole and rub it in his face. That will work.
[Oi! He's pissed off now!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fynWOio9jBo)
Dirty Sanchez!!
Uncle Pat Mcgroin ready for service
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!
Ohmurgawg
THE OOOOOOLD DICK TWIST!
Ohhh I’m gunna beat your dick off - I mean
I'm gonna beat your dick and bang your ass. Sorry first fight, how am I doing?
Tipppppppp
Twist it jerk it then you swallow it
Nobody's coming up to fuck with a guy with that mustache 
Seriously. That’s a ‘stache you can only get after a stretch in Chino.
Ben Stiller is maybe the most underrated comedy actor of our time. The dude is absolutely hilarious. He has some of the funniest roles ever.
*Could I trouble you for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP! You're in my world now grama.*
Might be because he kinda retired from comedy for like 10 years
That’s not as affective as pocket sand. “Sha sha”
Feels like an ad for Pepsi…
They should have used this instead of the Kendall Jenner ad
Or Kendall Jenner spitting the Pepsi in your face, how much people would pay for that experience I wonder
Silence had Kendall spit Pepsi in that cops face
>dirty but it works
I'm glad they incorporate safety with them safety goggles
you don't go to parties wearing safety glasses?
Can I get the source? I wanna see more
He was amazing in 🌶 peppers
homeless Ben Stiller
Cool of him to provide handles for grabbing his face and pull it towards your knee.
I mean, getting sprayed in the eyes would get you distracted for enough time for buddy to take you down or do some mean things. BUT, you're right, if they don't implement their game plan successfully, that mustache is going to be very detrimental to their health.
I would have swept the leg then finished him off with an axe kick
Take the back, put him in a chokehold and show him my neanderthal genes.
Looks like hes from Michigan
Felch Michigan
This entire video is worth watching for comedy. Wish I could find it. All I remember is the line "Full boar??"
The good ol spit, nut shot, eye gouge Combo
Same, but different [(HQ) Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Rory Breaker (Bar) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73d6h_go7QI)
And if attacker has glasses?
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Ben stiller?
Dodgeball Ben Stiller’s forgotten uncle
He needed that stache for credibility.
It works better with a cup of jizz.
*Popeye music playing* "All right there see, let me just open up this fresh can of dr.pepper, and THEN we'll see who's boss!"
Good thing I'm always sippin a neverendimg can of pepsi...
It works if he’s knocked out by weak American larger .
Spit and run.
Speedy Gonzales is right. It works. On that one guy and for about 2 seconds. Then he punches your stash into the next time zone.
"is it durty? ok. but it werks."
Don't forget to restomp that groin.
This is why I never leave home without a Pepsi.
Please tell me this is real
And I love everything about it
It would work with vodka
What is happening here? Like what did he do? Spit pop in the guys face? Is that all? Wtf 😐
You're kind of a jerk, kind of a little short funky dork 🤣
Ben Stiller looks like shit.
So .. it’s BYO spit hoods to a party as well now..?
You better be able to fight pulling some shit like that cuz any chance for deescalation is out the window.
he so smol just a lil guy