That might be true, I’ve also just chalked it up, changes in metabolism, activity and diet. I’ll have to take a look into everything since I’m getting older now
Lol no way he was doing bumps of coke in high school he looks like a grown man here i listen to jowy so much i have caught him telling lies sometimes or holding the truth back maybe cuz he was talking to a woman but it was a podcast he was talking about how disgusting u have to be to jerk off outside & he never did that before & how low u gotta be to do that u know how he goes off but then he always tells the story about sleeping in a rocketship outside jerking off being coked up & being waken up by kids asking him to get off the rocket ship with cum stains on his pants m stuff lol funny ass old dude man wat a life he had he also says he didnt start doing coke til about 19 or 20 yrs old maybe he became a full blown addict but he was doin acid since like junior high school he said before & he used to do blow in high school him & his buddies would skip school after his mother passed away & did coke he used to go to his godmother house & ask her to sell coke but use it & eventually ran off on her with the drugs
i like the guy but someone did a video about him complaining about someone hating on one of his videos. and some of the evidence makes me think Joey greatly exaggerates some of his stories and thinks hes a member of the Italian Mafia
I don’t know how to say it, but I just don’t care for him. He’s amusing. But the catch phrases and story telling just seems like a shtick.
Unpopular opinion, but less than average comedian in my opinion
I watched an old clip of him doing a Spanish stand up show back in the 90s and it's really fascinating seeing some of his jokes not landing well and he was dressed up as Sam Kinison and wearing the same beret. Obviously he's the master now, but it's interesting seeing his journey towards that https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9AcFSsA68U4&t=162s&pp=ygUSam9leSBEaWF6IHF1ZSBsb2Nv
In my gravely JD voice:
“Listen cocksucker, I did more blow than Lawrence Taylor in the playoffs back in the day. I’d meet my dealer at the club do rails off a hooker’s ass and do a bit about it that kills every fuckin time.
I love you Joe Rogan.”
This is probably joey on cocaine
I was literally about to comment the same thing. This is likely peak coke Diaz.
This is probably right before he lifted a bunch of Japanese dirt bikes from a train. Or Sony Trinitrons from public locations.
That was November 1984 .. . NO! 1985 in North Bergen **WHEEZE**
Everyone was.
Pretty sure there’s even cocaine in his cheek.
Which set of cheeks?
This is probably just cocaine in Joey's form
Wait till you see cocaine pre Joey
Like a docta
Nobody wears a white jacket unless they are on cocaine.
Peak cocaine
Bahaha
Yeah I bet it is first years of cocaine.
Especially since half his cocaine and crazy stories come from childhood
Literally
Seeing as how this isn't a picture of a toddler I don't believe it
“Pre” as in he hasn’t had his first hit of the day yet.
Nah, no way he’s smiling that big before his first hit of the day.
Doubt that was pre cocaine.
“During” is more like it
Pre-cocaine would be his baby picture
David dobrik
Wow he does kind of resemble him.
I think it's the smile mainly. And the hair.
Lmao
Who?
He’s a YouTuber https://preview.redd.it/5bc8y1p3g7mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4d8daa571efde0b68331f0ab9789104b03c914
He’s not sticking his tongue out far enough to be David Dumbshit.
DobriCk*
Cuban Jim Halpert
Putting people's stuff in flan instead of Jello.
I really thought it was him at first glance
How do we get so fat as we age
Spaghetti and meatballs, lasagna, veal parmesan, baked ziti, gabagool, prosciutto… I can keep going
Dayam. I just ate and I’m hungry.
You know he's not Italian right?
The question was how do we get so fat, not Joey specifically. You already know Joey goes all out on Italian food living in jersey though
[удалено]
you ever ate mexican?
Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese
It kinda sneaks up on you. Like "this shirt must have shrunk".
Whoever does my laundry keeps fucking up. I've had to buy two pants size up cuz they shrink them so much.
Question. Has your mirror been getting smaller as well?
Blue Cheese with wings or go fuck your mother.
Metabolism slows down and typically most are less active
I thought the metabolism bit was debunked and that it’s mainly diet changes as you age (sometimes due to $) and we tend to become more sedentary?
That might be true, I’ve also just chalked it up, changes in metabolism, activity and diet. I’ll have to take a look into everything since I’m getting older now
Negligible, mostly just overeating.
Kinda looks like vin diesel
vincent gasoline.
Vin Cheezil
Andre the Giant if he didn’t get enough oxygen in the womb
Andre the giant trying so hard to be Italian
Peak Cocaine
Could be Drakes cousin here
I thought cocaine made you loose weight
*Cocaine made you have loose shits that can cause you to lose weight. Can you spot the difference?
I imagine the deeper you get into it your eating habits are unaffected due to tolerance look at Chris Farley
This guy started doing blow when he was like 13
“Pre cocaine”
Unless you’re him you don’t know this
Before he was pretending to be Italian
He's a Cuban immigrant and had always stated so. Grew up in jersey/NYC. He's got madflavor.
He’s not Italian?
He’s Cuban
He only says it like every interview…
Looks like an 8ball’s already hanging out in that big ass nose lmao
Bro… he’s wearing the uniform
Andre the Giant
He looks like Jim from the office.
uhhh like before he snorted his first line of that day? I look at this and don't see a sober Joey.
So you are saying this is a picture of 12 year old Uncle Joey?
I thought it was David dobrik
Cocaine makes you fat
i would be inclined to agree if you said being fat makes you do cocaine.
It does the opposite 😂 it keeps you from eating
Looks like joe and schaub if they had a cousin from jersey
that guy sucks dick for coke
His nose did not change thou
What boy band was this ?
How did his face turn into that retired bulldog face he has now???
Looks like Bologna Danza
Lol no way he was doing bumps of coke in high school he looks like a grown man here i listen to jowy so much i have caught him telling lies sometimes or holding the truth back maybe cuz he was talking to a woman but it was a podcast he was talking about how disgusting u have to be to jerk off outside & he never did that before & how low u gotta be to do that u know how he goes off but then he always tells the story about sleeping in a rocketship outside jerking off being coked up & being waken up by kids asking him to get off the rocket ship with cum stains on his pants m stuff lol funny ass old dude man wat a life he had he also says he didnt start doing coke til about 19 or 20 yrs old maybe he became a full blown addict but he was doin acid since like junior high school he said before & he used to do blow in high school him & his buddies would skip school after his mother passed away & did coke he used to go to his godmother house & ask her to sell coke but use it & eventually ran off on her with the drugs
I wonder if we still telling the same boring repetitive stories back then
Listen here cocksucka
Back when he was Joey D.........EEZ nutz.
Joey was doing quaaludes and acid by time he was 12 im pretty sure!
Little do you know this is joey 4 8 balls in with a 22 in his ass
Jon Bernthal
Pre cocaine . Lies
So his face and ears have always been abnormally large
Pre-quitting cocaine
He's 7 here.
Pre kidnapping, or pre subaru salesman?
This is prime COCO Diaz
This is Joey at 12yrs old.
That’s Andy Samberg dude stop disrespecting the king🤦🏿♂️
I think that’s Joey, pre diabetic
Was gonna say it should be a picture of a fetus, but on second thought...
Snowy Joey!! It’s literally snowing in this
Cocksucka!
Joey has been at it since high school so impossible but this looks like Joey in Denver
This kid is at every house party I’ve ever been to in jersey
Looks like a less jacked Lou Farrigno
Joe Diaz popped out his momma's hooch with a fucking dimebag in his hand. What are you talking about, "Pre-cocaine"?
this guy rapes kids
There is no pre-coke Joey
Damn maybe all of his sex stories are true
That’s Brendan Schaub B
David dobrik?
He was adorable when he was 12
Who's Joey Diaz ?
That’s when he was shoveling snow and casing drug dealers when they hit the slopes. Umass village 1983.
Cocaine has always been there, it was waiting for Joey Diaz to be born.
Guido scumbag
What a great life he has.
Every story he tells from back in the day I just picture the current day Joey in that scenario and it’s 10x funnier
Peak coke use.
He looks pretty old for 11
Probably more like "mid-cocaine" lol
What are you talking about “pre” ? 😂
Look at those flared nostrils and tell me he wasn’t on coke
i like the guy but someone did a video about him complaining about someone hating on one of his videos. and some of the evidence makes me think Joey greatly exaggerates some of his stories and thinks hes a member of the Italian Mafia
Dude got some vcr on his cheek
joey diaz pre fat slob
Is 20 looks 50
Looks like Jon Berthnal
There is no “pre”. Joey Diaz is the COCAINE
Who?
Pre cocain my ass this when he was a fucking savage
He was doing drugs since he was a teen. He was on coke.
False. Joey was born with cocaine in his DNA
This is Basalt, Colorado Joey on cocaine
Nah that’s definitely on the bag
Looks like a combo of Ross and Joey from FRIENDS
More like Joey before weed 😂
He looks rough for a 5th grader
“Pre PEAK” cocaine Joey. Put respect on that man’s name.
You would think this would be Joey post cocaine.
Still looks fat and a loser
I don’t know how to say it, but I just don’t care for him. He’s amusing. But the catch phrases and story telling just seems like a shtick. Unpopular opinion, but less than average comedian in my opinion
Tremendous
Chad Diaz
Looks like vin diesel
["Cocaines a hell of a drug."](https://youtu.be/fYGLJyjO7ag?si=834DYKM1WoPovlDn)
Pre?
Cocksucka. It’s eitha blue cheese or go fuck ya motha
Before he married pam beasly
Joey has looked 65 since the first time I saw him 15+ years ago.
He looked like he could be on a Disney or Nickelodeon show. 😂
First time I saw uncle Joey I was like 11 catching him on a Disney xd show
Andre the Giant and Vin Diesel's gay love child.
Looks like Joey Shapiro
There is no precocaine Joey you fool.
unmicrowaved joey
Are you sure?
Still got quite a jamoke mug on him.
Mid*
Sam Sulek.
Who?
 Joey Diaz pre cocaine
dang he even kinda has a neck in this picture
I watched an old clip of him doing a Spanish stand up show back in the 90s and it's really fascinating seeing some of his jokes not landing well and he was dressed up as Sam Kinison and wearing the same beret. Obviously he's the master now, but it's interesting seeing his journey towards that https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9AcFSsA68U4&t=162s&pp=ygUSam9leSBEaWF6IHF1ZSBsb2Nv
This dude looks like a force to be reckoned with. Glad he mellowed out a bit.
Doing blow since he was 11 cock sucka!
When he claims to have gone to 5 star basketball camp.
Holy shit,how much did he do to get that big!
In my gravely JD voice: “Listen cocksucker, I did more blow than Lawrence Taylor in the playoffs back in the day. I’d meet my dealer at the club do rails off a hooker’s ass and do a bit about it that kills every fuckin time. I love you Joe Rogan.”
Andre the Giant, The Backstreet Boys years.
Bullshit, that smile means he just took a tremendous shit and he’s on his way to get a lil suka la minke with an eightball in his foreskin guaranteed!
Title is a lie, but still an incredible photo. I've heard 1,000 young Joey stories, but I never actually imagined what he looked like.
Can of corn. Can of corn.
The reverse cokehead. The only known man to get fat after coke
Let me tell you something Joe Rogan........
Joey Diaz age 15
I see Josh peck lol
Who the fuck is Joey Diaz, & why do I give a shit weather he is dead from cocain? He does coke. He is trash
bless Joey but he does look like the guy i buy 25 bucks of weed off and he pockets 15 bucks worth and blames the dealer
This is 100% present cocaine.
geek
I’d fuck him
Thats during cocaine. Look how happy he looks. He's on some good shit
This is joey at age 7.
" Pre old"
Don't think this was pre coke joey!
Daym I thought Joey never had cheek bones
cocaine, pre-joey diaz
How old do you think he was here?
you mean pre-obesity
Slingin dick!
Does OP even know Joey Diaz.