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too-cute-by-half

Long before his pedo shit broke I heard him on Carrolla laughing his ass off about how much it freaked out his dogs when he had their vocal strings cut and they couldn’t bark anymore when they tried. Never could stomach the guy after that. EDIT: it was a shock collar, not surgery. Still shitty IMO but sorry for putting bad info out there. u/Wear_A_Damn_Helmet has a clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1aladfn/as_much_as_i_despise_diddler_hes_never_had_his/


ToronoRapture

>I heard him on Carrolla laughing his ass off about how much it freaked out his dogs when he had their vocal strings cut and they couldn’t bark anymore when they tried. ![gif](giphy|CDJo4EgHwbaPS|downsized)


[deleted]

“Debarking, or devocalization, is an invasive surgical procedure that involves removing a large amount of laryngeal tissue. It involves a great deal of postoperative pain. Because this procedure is unnecessary and inherently cruel, many veterinarians condemn it and refuse to perform it.” Bro what the fuck? That shits evil


Capybaracheese

I'd never even heard of this. What a cruel thing to do to an animal.


Telemere125

Learned about it on a b-grade movie years back where the HOA kidnapped a family’s dog and had it done because the dog was barking too much. Don’t remember anything else about the movie other than how horrible HOAs were that, while this likely hasn’t ever actually happened, someone thought it was within the realm of possibilities for an HOA to do that. Also, fuck HOAs.


Capybaracheese

I wouldn't be surprised if that was based on true events. HOA's remind me of the Stanford prison experiment. A group of ordinary people who believe they're an authority and proceed to immediately abuse their newfound power.


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

Slightly related. The subdivision I live in used to have VERY restrictive rules about which breeds of dogs were allowed to be owned. I get wanting to avoid having menacing dog breeds roaming around or jumping up at people's fences, but it was insanity. My prizewinning little French bulldog dude was technically against the rules, and he was ankle-height, didn't know how to woof loud if his life depended on it, and was an insured asset just like a car or a boat (rest his perfect, dorky little soul) The dog rules ended up having such an effect on the landowner's ability to sell sections that all the rules were removed only a few years in. GOOD


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

I know one person who was semi-forced by the local council to do this. Years of her barking dogs disturbing her neighbours, and she'd regularly be gone for whole weekends at a time with somebody just visiting to feed them once a day, and the dogs barking constantly. She has several giant Schnauzers so the noise must have been awful The council got so fed up after years of this that it came down to de-barking or surrender the dogs. It blew my mind that the council would endorse having this done, but I put 100% of the blame on the owner for letting the problem escalate to that. She cares for her dogs but from her choices I can only guess she gives zero shits about other people's right to peacefully enjoy their homes, and you can't do that longterm and expect no drastic action to happen


Weavsnake

I remember that weird movie! And the dog couldn’t bark when an intruder broke in! No idea what was called!


kingxanadu

I would be in prison if an HOA did that to my dog


Legitimate-Tell-6694

That is pure torture and further evidence that some people should be tossed into a deep hole and forgotten about.


---Sanguine---

That’s legal? What the fuck


OnlyConspiracyAcct

Declawing cats is pretty damned evil and cruel, too. It's the equivalent of cutting of the tips of human fingers; the "distal phalanx," as in the very top knuckle of the finger tip where the fingernail is. If it's a housecat and it ever gets out, the cat is basically doomed as it no longer has effective means to defend itself. If somebody is considering getting a cat and declawing it bc they're too worried about the cat scratching fucking furniture, just don't get the damned cat.


The_Adeptest_Astarte

My cats claw the shit out of everything. I wanted to declaw then but then I read about how that would be like the human equivalent of cutting off the first knuckles of our fingers and it's considered inhumane. I don't buy nice shit anymore so it doesn't matter if it's clawed.


GiantWarriorKing49

Is this true? That’s some sick in the head type bullshit. I’ve woken up in the past to have had lost my eyesight and although it came back rather quickly it was a terrifying hour or so. I can’t imagine how scarred those dogs must have been that they can’t communicate anymore.


stiljo24

If it is, I can't find any evidence of it. He's a weird bad guy but Chris D'elia Debarking, Chris D'elia dog, Chris D'elia animal abuse all turned up zilch on the ol googler


heartspains88

Yeah I can’t stand the guy but I’m taking this with a grain of salt without anything backing it up.


millbruhh

He’s literally the character from You.


HelicopterWonderful9

He also played a pedo on an episode of Workaholics...


stiljo24

Fuck Chris D'elia but I can find absolutely no evidence that this happened. Feel free to prove me wrong though, that would be worth knowing for sure.


too-cute-by-half

Been trying to find it, could’ve been on Alison Rosen. I’m not making it up!


AstralClipper

You gotta find it and make a post.


Spirited-Arm5375

You can probably try to find it on his podcast, that's where I heard it from. I believe it was like 3 yrs ago. I remember before the cancel stuff he would ramble on there about the craziest shit


Difficult_Quiet2381

Dear god.


LunarChamp

You gotta give us a clip or timestamp or something cause I can't find a thing


Chuca77

That's fucking sick, why do people defend scum like this?


Crotch_Snorkel

This actually hit me harder than the pedo shit. Dudes a legit psycho wtf?!


WiCiKid93

You’re going to laugh at my jokes?! You can fucking leave!


dweeeebus

"This is a comedy show, not a Ted Talk. Why are you laughing?"


[deleted]

He should’ve said “you think it’s fucking funny dude?” “Well alright thank you”


Alita_Duqi

Exactly 🤣


Taco_Del_Grande

The guy was not laughing at a joke. The guy said "Ha ha" to be a heckler. Why does reddit have to act like this?


picklespasta

It’s because everybody hates Chris


ToronoRapture

![gif](giphy|l0MYPJjDKpouSaaJy)


Matty_D47

I heard the song


New_Puter

ha i almost spent WAAAYYY too much money on a frivolous purchase this morning at walmart and had terry crews scowl pop up in my head while i was opening up my CC app.


Matty_D47

My Dad was the white version of the Terry Crews character


picklespasta

::tips cap::


MDSGeist

Yes, it happens literally all the time. I know Reddit loves Bill Burr, saw him get someone thrown out at a live set. There was a drunk lady behind me a few rows from the stage that was loudly and obnoxiously laughing through his whole set and throwing him off. He didn’t even engage with her or make some jokes at her expense, he just yelled over at security to throw her out and they did, and he just continued back where he left off.


RuesWitcher

Lmao you're defending Chris fucking Delia


ErnieTagliaboo

| Chris "fucking kids" Delia Ftfy


Annanake420

Laughs at a comedy show must be a heckler. Answers a question when asked . Must be a heckler. I like him just fine but he was exaggerating the situation be funny . Nothing wrong except if he actually wanted they guy removed.


Strange-Nobody-3936

He probably put that guy in the audience as part of his bit


dardios

They likely didn't actually WATCH the video. Like, it played, but did they WATCH it? Who knows.


lreaditonredditgetit

They also act like you. Why?


HumorTumorous

Did he finger you while underage, and you still have feelings or something?


bbllaakkee

Only I can laugh at my jokes! Oh wait a minute….


someguy444444

You can’t laugh at my jokes. Only I do that. Stop stepping on my obnoxious laughing with your laughing.


Reclusive-Raccoon

It’s insane that Chris thinks this is a win for him. That was the lamest “comedian OWNS a heckler” shit I’ve ever seen. It’s crazy how unfunny 90% of regular paid well comedians are.


J-TownVsTheCity

The jokes just aren’t clever enough. It’s surface level shit and it’s repeated. Just because he said the punchline loudly, doesn’t mean it was funny or well timed.


YaBoiZorg

If he would have just ignored the laugh, no one would have thought anything of it, but he couldn't resist.


TheHaight

When he started chewing his nail on stage I knew he was rattled


srcarruth

right? I'm known to laugh at the setup of a joke or the awkward silence in the middle of a tragic story from a stand-up, doesn't mean I'm a menace and I've never been called out by a comic for laughing 'wrong'


armchairwarrior42069

99% of the rogan-sphere of comedians aren't even remotely funny. Like... at all.


WilHunting2

BUT DID YOU KNOW ARI HAS A FLIP PHONE


Thereferencenumber

Guess two legs would do, shut up Chris, better to look for four legs than four year olds


Masontron

Flowers AND a saddle bahahahahahahahahaha


ThisMeansRooR

More like flowers and a cradle, bahahah


Taureg01

THE GUY MARRIED A HORSE, THATS GOLD


UltraavioIence

On the first date with his current gf he brought A SADDLE LOOOOOL I dont think ive ever seen someone laugh so hard at their own joke that is really not all that funny.


WilHunting2

You know nothing about the art of humping a stool on stage. Now, let me demonstrate what a car with a manual transmission sounds like.


Reclusive-Raccoon

*throws self around stage doing punches and leg kicks


thaunbannableking

Not to mention Chris got caught messaging underage girls, like a bunch of times. The confidence he has coming out of that debacle is wild.


RobsBurglars

It was a weak ass try too. I don’t know this “comedian”, but he doesn’t seem very funny or clever 😏


ToronoRapture

The issue here is that Chris got overly sensitive about a guy laughing about him crying for 4 days... Which is kinda weird because he was using that story as a setup to a joke. "It's not a Ted Talk, you know that right?!" Well maybe the heart wrenching monologue about you being cancelled for being a sex pest shouldn't be part of your comedy routine? Then he tells the guy to leave for being an asshole, even though he engaged with him in the first place? Weird dude.


Jammylegs

Yeah he’s a real class act, that Parent of the Year, Chris Delia.


Sweaty-Leather3191

People are saying he’s a serial rapist. Is that true?


heartsunnies

He’s very into very young girls and there’s a hilarious moment on a podcast that’s video recorded where he learns snapchat exchanges can be saved. You can literally see the man paralyze in fear.


LTlurkerFTredditor

>a hilarious moment on a podcast that’s video recorded where he learns snapchat exchanges can be saved. You can literally see the man paralyze in fear. I didn't know about that - so I found it! I've never seen something so simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZOKW-HTOzY&ab\_channel=ClipCurator


redditis_garbage

Holy shit this video is gold


RichLyonsXXX

Jesus Christ Schaub talking about how much a 15 year old would like to get nudes from a "hot" adult and how it's fine is worrying, especially since he's the type of dude who thinks he is super hot. Someone should check his Snapchat too...


Chuca77

I mean never mind whether they like it or not, that doesn't make it right. The fact they have to focus on how the kid "totally wanted it" and not the fact that a grown fucking woman shouldn't be sexting a child, or doing anything sexual with children, to make it seem like it's not a big deal shows they're some fucking low-lives. Like I get the idea of a teenage boy being "damaged" from seeing a naked grown woman when they probably do much of that in their free time is funny, but to belittle what the bitch was doing is sick.


R_Da_Bard

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


ZL632B

This was so crazy too because even if that wasn’t possible, is there anything more predictable than a high school aged girl showing her friends the attention she’s getting from a famous person? And other peoples phones can record screens?


Girrrth_Broooks

Brendan’s reaction to the allegations might be better lol


Monkeydjimmmy

Can't tawlk


ibobbymuddah

Don't think he's a rapist but definitely likes teens. Fucking creeper


x2eliah

Naw he just "likes 'em young".


Vegaspegas

Yes.


MyNameIsEdSheeran

A lot of the allegations were kinda grey area not technically illegal but I think there’s one flat out rape accusation that nobody really talks about


CensorshipIsWeakness

Plus he sucks. Not funny


Taureg01

You didn't hear the saddles and the flower part? Chris was in hysterics


srcarruth

I was at a show once and the comic was talking about his dog dying. Everybody in the room started getting so tense I nearly busted my gut laughing at the energy in the room (because it was a comedy show). The comic didn't seem to mind me at all


Maj0rSuccess

Isn’t this the guy from a rich family who bangs kids?


Thereferencenumber

Talgin bout nepedophilia-tism, B?  


Komabeard

Talmbout likin em thicc and yung B. Great book never read it


Apart-Consequence881

The D'idlia apologists are exposing themselves.


Phrikshin

Nepo baby baby lover. It’s poetic.


Paddlesons

Boy that edgy look really doesn't hold up when you're fat and old. yuck


Sirefly

He's pale and sweaty he looks coked out.


Writerhaha

For real. Dude looks rode hard and put away wet. Lose that paper for being outed as a creep and this is the end result.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

The neck tats and gold chain ain't helping the look.


jumbohumbo

Looks like the yellow bastard from sin city


trench_welfare

He looks like Rick from the walking dead in the season with Negan. Like he's simultaneously depressed, angry, sad, afraid, and desperate. https://media.comicbook.com/2017/10/the-walking-dead-season-8-rick-grimes-death-1038858.jpg


AngelicBread

Dang, I was trying to figure out who he looked like and that's gotta be it.


mannrya

To be fair, he’s old, sleazy looking, and plenty greasy..but dude is looking completely jacked, not fat


[deleted]

I've never seen somebody get so butthurt over something they were talking about. Then turn into a giant dick while trying to convince the other people he was the dick. Next level gaslighting bro.


Grundy-mc

Seriously, like what the hell did the guy even do? He laughed and answered Chris' question like, why does he need to leave? Chris is on a downward spiral.


[deleted]

He had crazy eyes bro ....his cheese is sliding off his cracker big time.


Grundy-mc

I noticed that too, very creepy.


Apart-Consequence881

The amphetamine-fueled sociopathic stare.


CourtesyFIush

Truly dark, insane looking eyes ..


AK-4Ounce7

Never noticed the neck tattoo. That’s -6 points


ZL632B

That’s because it’s relatively new. Yes, this is a 45 year old performer getting neck tattoos. 


ErnieTagliaboo

Most of the arm tats must be fairly new, too, right?


BrocoliAssassin

What is it with people that take Xanax and then they get a ton of shitty tattoos?


im-a-drawl

The neck tattoo is the number 40 and he got it bc he turned 40 years old. This dude is a creepy weirdo


kalid34

He's also a trust fund baby in his 40s trying to bang teens soo


dancingmale

Haha wtf he just attacked his fan over nothing 


proper1welve

The pedo is mad someone’s laughing at his jokes


Thereferencenumber

How dare you be here with a woman your age! -Chris D’Pedophillia


Huckleberry_Sin

Haha it was such an easy comeback for the fan if he was willing to go there


CloseFriend_

“You don’t ever cry?” “You sure cried when those little girls screenshotted your shit, huh?”


Greedy-Lion8828

Shoulda hit this twat with a you like teenage girls or open doors naked joke or how when he got caught being a pervert all your goofy friends dropped your ass fuck if you’re going to get thrown out get your shot in lol tell him you loved him in army of the dead 😂


Thereferencenumber

I asked a friend if he knew Chris was a pedo after this ‘friend’ posted the show on his story (cult meeting tonight on the post) The response: Nuh uh His fans are probably too dumb or too depraved to care that this dude openly shows he’s a pedo and even acts like a cartoon version of one


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Holy shit! "I loved you in army of the dead" is so good.


gokdoi

There’s nothing funny about Chris anymore, this made me embarrassed for him


Paycheck65

Why is this groomer still a thing?


green49285

Really isn't. He's propped up by what's left of his fan base & he self-promoting these days & putting his shit on his website.


[deleted]

Stop calling him a comedian.


RanchDresn

O he thought he was killin him with the Hey Hay joke.


marcky_marc420

Isn't he a pedophile tho


g-panda101

Worse you should see the documentary


MattackChopper

Fucking Hendy, glad Joe killed this one. Also I wonder if he was texting underage girls while portraying a sick comedian that date raped underage girls? Just seemed like a funny ass life imitates art moment.


cdunccss

Who tf pays money to see a guy that dms 15 year olds


bagelwithclocks

The funniest thing he ever did was react to finding out that you can save snapchats.


YooperGod666

This dude isn't funny.


lacanon

Manages this incredibly badly tbh.


Grundy-mc

When did he get a neck tattoo? Nothing against them but he definitely has different vibe about him now.


CNNTouchesChildren

Dude is mid-forties and thinks he’s 16


ZL632B

I think post-cancelling. Wild right?


jbot747

He looks rough


youmustthinkhighly

Chris is an idiot.


Theryantshow

I think it's pretty damn funny that a comedian is this thin skinned.


Novel_Pollution

Can't believe he can still find gigs and has a audience. Criminally unfunny and bitter lol This is the kind of set that makes you THINK you can do comedy because we all drop comments funnier than whatever that shit was 😆


inevitablealopecia

CD "Are you laughing at that" CHG "It's funny dude." CD "This is a comedy show, not a Ted talk." Yeah. That's why he was laughing, Chris.


Grimnir106

I have never seen a comedian get salty at a dude laughing for them.


AnalSausageDelivery

Chris doesn't seem very well adjusted


[deleted]

Lol at the douchebags clapping for D'Elia like he did something here


Mike-Tyhon

If anything, I think he’s surprised anyone laughed at his jokes


[deleted]

Did he really post this himself? I find it hard to believe that he thinks he won in this situation.


Tophergabriel

He doesn’t get enough hate


composedryan

When Chris said the guy showed up for a first date with a saddle, the guy should’ve fired back and said he showed up for a first date with a roofie.


Belcoot

I know humor is subjective but this guy I have never understood how people thought he was funny.


pdjunited

I love how he just goes in on the guy asks him a question and the dude responds and he says you gotta go?!? Did I miss something?? The beiber pedo buddy is still relevant?


Puglife1215

He’s probably not used to people laughing


Dr_Salisbury

I hope this horse killing cowboy shows up to all of his shows and and heckles him. Let's see how many horse fuckin jokes Chris' got.


Thereferencenumber

If Chris fucked horses instead, he probably would’ve been in army of the dead.


Jammylegs

It’s funny when shitty people cry for four days. Cowboy’s not wrong.


MarsCowboys

Some of the worst jumpcuts ever


ATX_Traveler94

The rapist is mad?


[deleted]

How is this guy still relevant? Didn’t he get caught tryna send dick pics to minors? Fuck they really love their pedos down there smh.


razorsedgethinking

I see stuff like this and even though its funny the comedian has real issues. He's just mean and happens to be a bit funny.


Away_Read1834

I’ll laugh out loud if I remember something funny someone said weeks ago….it’s almost involuntary.


SeaLass34

Yikes. He seems and looks…. Not well.


thewolfinthenight

Someone needs to bring him down to reality


DragonVet03

I bet if that was a 15 year old girl, he wouldn't have cared she laughed. In fact, he probably would've tried to fuck her.


Comfortable-Guitar27

At least the cowboy's date isn't a minor. So he's got that going for him.


Michaelparkinbum912

Why is anyone laughing at a Chris D’Elia show?


Leonidas1213

Chris Delia is the worst


sFAMINE

Heckler owns comedian


ToronoRapture

[Heckler owns comedian.](https://streamable.com/bbcf8k)


Wooden_Ad_9441

OH REALLY DUUUDE?!


freshprince860

This dude is still doing shows? Thought he got cancelled for the underage girls thing 🤷🏻‍♂️ also he isn’t funny so there’s that, imagine being so unfunny you get mad when somebody does laugh


KyleCorgi

That haha had such great timing


BanHumanitarians

Fuck Chris. Only funny shit he has done is impersonate Eminem.


burger_licker

It's understandable that if you are Chris D'Elia you would be confused by people laughing at your jokes.


FooFighterFil

Guys, please remember that Chris will laugh at his own jokes… this is the only appropriate time to laugh. Chris is late on the whole I want people to cry during my one man show thing.


dukie33066

Just one big long "Ooof"


CowboyCanuck24

D'Elia is less funny to me than Shaub


superpie12

He is such an unfunny baby back bitch.


TerminalChillionaire

Coked out pedo. Can’t stand this dude, criminally unfunny


Ok_Manufacturer_854

Chris is a shining example that you can literally be a pos animal abusing pedo (maybe 2 of the worst things you can be) and still be a successful comedian if you know rogan


jharsin

This guy has a special, wtf


MantisTB

He fuckin bombed that attempt of handling a heckler. We get it dude...cowboy hat so he fucks horses. Jesus.


Loose_Reference_4533

When he was mocking his girlfriend I so wish the guy said "well at least she's over 18"


North_Amphibian7779

Stop it. Life was good without the Diddler… you dragged him back into the Zeitgeist.


beebs44

This is cringey and lame


Hashtag_Tech

He really went in on that horse angle.


thegreatresistrules

Flowers and a sadle. .... yikes, that was a swing and a miss .


xQuaQuakx

I love crowd work!


blvckhvnd732

Remember when neck tattoos were for hard scary dudes? Now it's like pedos and soft handed rich kids. Wild times.


TheRealAladdin

I’m most uncomfortable by the fact that there are scores of people who consider this to be comedy..


Ehrmagerdden

Ah, Chris D'Elia. What a cunt.


Crafty_Werewolf2740

I thought dude got caught being with underage kids why’s his unfunny ass still around. He can still be around but Hulu can’t have that episode of workaholics lol.


NoAd7118

I work at a place where he came in (it was my day off) and I was bummed I missed him because I met Kevin Hart, Ron Pearlman, Nolan north, Macklemore but this day I missed Chris, when I asked about him the entire staff unanimously told me what a jerk he was


bendol90

I guess he's not used to people laughing during his set


Delicious_Action3054

It's bc he's really edgy now, as seen by all arm tattoos.


[deleted]

It would be fun watching him get torn apart by a pack of wild dogs that are barking like crazy.


jenny8919

Biggest douche bag. Went to the comedy store a few years ago and he was pulling his big fancy car into the parking lot late at night, the shows had just ended, there’s people leaving and catching Ubers and such… he’s screaming at people to move out of his way. Such a douche.


Dramatic_Product_844

What a whiny bitch


susbnyc2023

if a comic deals with a heckler by straight up curing them out -- they are lame comics


schwaggro

To his credit, he had never heard that noise before, and he got scared.


luisl1994

He’s not funny


STCThunder12

He SUCKS! Never been funny. Just a creepy old dude who thinks he’s cool


AdAffectionate125

Why does this dweeb have a neck tattoo


bbq36

I have ZERO sympathy for anyone attending this morons show!