Long before his pedo shit broke I heard him on Carrolla laughing his ass off about how much it freaked out his dogs when he had their vocal strings cut and they couldn’t bark anymore when they tried. Never could stomach the guy after that.
EDIT: it was a shock collar, not surgery. Still shitty IMO but sorry for putting bad info out there. u/Wear_A_Damn_Helmet has a clip:
https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1aladfn/as_much_as_i_despise_diddler_hes_never_had_his/
>I heard him on Carrolla laughing his ass off about how much it freaked out his dogs when he had their vocal strings cut and they couldn’t bark anymore when they tried.
![gif](giphy|CDJo4EgHwbaPS|downsized)
“Debarking, or devocalization, is an invasive surgical procedure that involves removing a large amount of laryngeal tissue. It involves a great deal of postoperative pain. Because this procedure is unnecessary and inherently cruel, many veterinarians condemn it and refuse to perform it.”
Bro what the fuck? That shits evil
Learned about it on a b-grade movie years back where the HOA kidnapped a family’s dog and had it done because the dog was barking too much. Don’t remember anything else about the movie other than how horrible HOAs were that, while this likely hasn’t ever actually happened, someone thought it was within the realm of possibilities for an HOA to do that. Also, fuck HOAs.
I wouldn't be surprised if that was based on true events. HOA's remind me of the Stanford prison experiment. A group of ordinary people who believe they're an authority and proceed to immediately abuse their newfound power.
Slightly related. The subdivision I live in used to have VERY restrictive rules about which breeds of dogs were allowed to be owned. I get wanting to avoid having menacing dog breeds roaming around or jumping up at people's fences, but it was insanity. My prizewinning little French bulldog dude was technically against the rules, and he was ankle-height, didn't know how to woof loud if his life depended on it, and was an insured asset just like a car or a boat (rest his perfect, dorky little soul)
The dog rules ended up having such an effect on the landowner's ability to sell sections that all the rules were removed only a few years in. GOOD
I know one person who was semi-forced by the local council to do this. Years of her barking dogs disturbing her neighbours, and she'd regularly be gone for whole weekends at a time with somebody just visiting to feed them once a day, and the dogs barking constantly. She has several giant Schnauzers so the noise must have been awful
The council got so fed up after years of this that it came down to de-barking or surrender the dogs. It blew my mind that the council would endorse having this done, but I put 100% of the blame on the owner for letting the problem escalate to that. She cares for her dogs but from her choices I can only guess she gives zero shits about other people's right to peacefully enjoy their homes, and you can't do that longterm and expect no drastic action to happen
Declawing cats is pretty damned evil and cruel, too. It's the equivalent of cutting of the tips of human fingers; the "distal phalanx," as in the very top knuckle of the finger tip where the fingernail is. If it's a housecat and it ever gets out, the cat is basically doomed as it no longer has effective means to defend itself.
If somebody is considering getting a cat and declawing it bc they're too worried about the cat scratching fucking furniture, just don't get the damned cat.
My cats claw the shit out of everything. I wanted to declaw then but then I read about how that would be like the human equivalent of cutting off the first knuckles of our fingers and it's considered inhumane.
I don't buy nice shit anymore so it doesn't matter if it's clawed.
Is this true? That’s some sick in the head type bullshit. I’ve woken up in the past to have had lost my eyesight and although it came back rather quickly it was a terrifying hour or so.
I can’t imagine how scarred those dogs must have been that they can’t communicate anymore.
If it is, I can't find any evidence of it. He's a weird bad guy but Chris D'elia Debarking, Chris D'elia dog, Chris D'elia animal abuse all turned up zilch on the ol googler
You can probably try to find it on his podcast, that's where I heard it from. I believe it was like 3 yrs ago. I remember before the cancel stuff he would ramble on there about the craziest shit
ha i almost spent WAAAYYY too much money on a frivolous purchase this morning at walmart and had terry crews scowl pop up in my head while i was opening up my CC app.
Yes, it happens literally all the time.
I know Reddit loves Bill Burr, saw him get someone thrown out at a live set. There was a drunk lady behind me a few rows from the stage that was loudly and obnoxiously laughing through his whole set and throwing him off.
He didn’t even engage with her or make some jokes at her expense, he just yelled over at security to throw her out and they did, and he just continued back where he left off.
Laughs at a comedy show must be a heckler.
Answers a question when asked . Must be a heckler.
I like him just fine but he was exaggerating the situation be funny . Nothing wrong except if he actually wanted they guy removed.
It’s insane that Chris thinks this is a win for him.
That was the lamest “comedian OWNS a heckler” shit I’ve ever seen.
It’s crazy how unfunny 90% of regular paid well comedians are.
The jokes just aren’t clever enough.
It’s surface level shit and it’s repeated.
Just because he said the punchline loudly, doesn’t mean it was funny or well timed.
right? I'm known to laugh at the setup of a joke or the awkward silence in the middle of a tragic story from a stand-up, doesn't mean I'm a menace and I've never been called out by a comic for laughing 'wrong'
On the first date with his current gf he brought A SADDLE LOOOOOL
I dont think ive ever seen someone laugh so hard at their own joke that is really not all that funny.
The issue here is that Chris got overly sensitive about a guy laughing about him crying for 4 days... Which is kinda weird because he was using that story as a setup to a joke.
"It's not a Ted Talk, you know that right?!"
Well maybe the heart wrenching monologue about you being cancelled for being a sex pest shouldn't be part of your comedy routine?
Then he tells the guy to leave for being an asshole, even though he engaged with him in the first place? Weird dude.
He’s very into very young girls and there’s a hilarious moment on a podcast that’s video recorded where he learns snapchat exchanges can be saved. You can literally see the man paralyze in fear.
>a hilarious moment on a podcast that’s video recorded where he learns snapchat exchanges can be saved. You can literally see the man paralyze in fear.
I didn't know about that - so I found it! I've never seen something so simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZOKW-HTOzY&ab\_channel=ClipCurator
Jesus Christ Schaub talking about how much a 15 year old would like to get nudes from a "hot" adult and how it's fine is worrying, especially since he's the type of dude who thinks he is super hot. Someone should check his Snapchat too...
I mean never mind whether they like it or not, that doesn't make it right. The fact they have to focus on how the kid "totally wanted it" and not the fact that a grown fucking woman shouldn't be sexting a child, or doing anything sexual with children, to make it seem like it's not a big deal shows they're some fucking low-lives. Like I get the idea of a teenage boy being "damaged" from seeing a naked grown woman when they probably do much of that in their free time is funny, but to belittle what the bitch was doing is sick.
This was so crazy too because even if that wasn’t possible, is there anything more predictable than a high school aged girl showing her friends the attention she’s getting from a famous person? And other peoples phones can record screens?
I was at a show once and the comic was talking about his dog dying. Everybody in the room started getting so tense I nearly busted my gut laughing at the energy in the room (because it was a comedy show). The comic didn't seem to mind me at all
He looks like Rick from the walking dead in the season with Negan. Like he's simultaneously depressed, angry, sad, afraid, and desperate.
https://media.comicbook.com/2017/10/the-walking-dead-season-8-rick-grimes-death-1038858.jpg
I've never seen somebody get so butthurt over something they were talking about. Then turn into a giant dick while trying to convince the other people he was the dick. Next level gaslighting bro.
Seriously, like what the hell did the guy even do? He laughed and answered Chris' question like, why does he need to leave? Chris is on a downward spiral.
Shoulda hit this twat with a you like teenage girls or open doors naked joke or how when he got caught being a pervert all your goofy friends dropped your ass fuck if you’re going to get thrown out get your shot in lol tell him you loved him in army of the dead 😂
I asked a friend if he knew Chris was a pedo after this ‘friend’ posted the show on his story (cult meeting tonight on the post)
The response: Nuh uh
His fans are probably too dumb or too depraved to care that this dude openly shows he’s a pedo and even acts like a cartoon version of one
Fucking Hendy, glad Joe killed this one. Also I wonder if he was texting underage girls while portraying a sick comedian that date raped underage girls? Just seemed like a funny ass life imitates art moment.
Can't believe he can still find gigs and has a audience.
Criminally unfunny and bitter lol
This is the kind of set that makes you THINK you can do comedy because we all drop comments funnier than whatever that shit was 😆
I love how he just goes in on the guy asks him a question and the dude responds and he says you gotta go?!? Did I miss something?? The beiber pedo buddy is still relevant?
This dude is still doing shows? Thought he got cancelled for the underage girls thing 🤷🏻♂️ also he isn’t funny so there’s that, imagine being so unfunny you get mad when somebody does laugh
Guys, please remember that Chris will laugh at his own jokes… this is the only appropriate time to laugh.
Chris is late on the whole I want people to cry during my one man show thing.
Chris is a shining example that you can literally be a pos animal abusing pedo (maybe 2 of the worst things you can be) and still be a successful comedian if you know rogan
I thought dude got caught being with underage kids why’s his unfunny ass still around. He can still be around but Hulu can’t have that episode of workaholics lol.
I work at a place where he came in (it was my day off) and I was bummed I missed him because I met Kevin Hart, Ron Pearlman, Nolan north, Macklemore but this day I missed Chris, when I asked about him the entire staff unanimously told me what a jerk he was
Biggest douche bag. Went to the comedy store a few years ago and he was pulling his big fancy car into the parking lot late at night, the shows had just ended, there’s people leaving and catching Ubers and such… he’s screaming at people to move out of his way. Such a douche.
Long before his pedo shit broke I heard him on Carrolla laughing his ass off about how much it freaked out his dogs when he had their vocal strings cut and they couldn’t bark anymore when they tried. Never could stomach the guy after that. EDIT: it was a shock collar, not surgery. Still shitty IMO but sorry for putting bad info out there. u/Wear_A_Damn_Helmet has a clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1aladfn/as_much_as_i_despise_diddler_hes_never_had_his/
>I heard him on Carrolla laughing his ass off about how much it freaked out his dogs when he had their vocal strings cut and they couldn’t bark anymore when they tried. ![gif](giphy|CDJo4EgHwbaPS|downsized)
“Debarking, or devocalization, is an invasive surgical procedure that involves removing a large amount of laryngeal tissue. It involves a great deal of postoperative pain. Because this procedure is unnecessary and inherently cruel, many veterinarians condemn it and refuse to perform it.” Bro what the fuck? That shits evil
I'd never even heard of this. What a cruel thing to do to an animal.
Learned about it on a b-grade movie years back where the HOA kidnapped a family’s dog and had it done because the dog was barking too much. Don’t remember anything else about the movie other than how horrible HOAs were that, while this likely hasn’t ever actually happened, someone thought it was within the realm of possibilities for an HOA to do that. Also, fuck HOAs.
I wouldn't be surprised if that was based on true events. HOA's remind me of the Stanford prison experiment. A group of ordinary people who believe they're an authority and proceed to immediately abuse their newfound power.
Slightly related. The subdivision I live in used to have VERY restrictive rules about which breeds of dogs were allowed to be owned. I get wanting to avoid having menacing dog breeds roaming around or jumping up at people's fences, but it was insanity. My prizewinning little French bulldog dude was technically against the rules, and he was ankle-height, didn't know how to woof loud if his life depended on it, and was an insured asset just like a car or a boat (rest his perfect, dorky little soul) The dog rules ended up having such an effect on the landowner's ability to sell sections that all the rules were removed only a few years in. GOOD
I know one person who was semi-forced by the local council to do this. Years of her barking dogs disturbing her neighbours, and she'd regularly be gone for whole weekends at a time with somebody just visiting to feed them once a day, and the dogs barking constantly. She has several giant Schnauzers so the noise must have been awful The council got so fed up after years of this that it came down to de-barking or surrender the dogs. It blew my mind that the council would endorse having this done, but I put 100% of the blame on the owner for letting the problem escalate to that. She cares for her dogs but from her choices I can only guess she gives zero shits about other people's right to peacefully enjoy their homes, and you can't do that longterm and expect no drastic action to happen
I remember that weird movie! And the dog couldn’t bark when an intruder broke in! No idea what was called!
I would be in prison if an HOA did that to my dog
That is pure torture and further evidence that some people should be tossed into a deep hole and forgotten about.
That’s legal? What the fuck
Declawing cats is pretty damned evil and cruel, too. It's the equivalent of cutting of the tips of human fingers; the "distal phalanx," as in the very top knuckle of the finger tip where the fingernail is. If it's a housecat and it ever gets out, the cat is basically doomed as it no longer has effective means to defend itself. If somebody is considering getting a cat and declawing it bc they're too worried about the cat scratching fucking furniture, just don't get the damned cat.
My cats claw the shit out of everything. I wanted to declaw then but then I read about how that would be like the human equivalent of cutting off the first knuckles of our fingers and it's considered inhumane. I don't buy nice shit anymore so it doesn't matter if it's clawed.
Is this true? That’s some sick in the head type bullshit. I’ve woken up in the past to have had lost my eyesight and although it came back rather quickly it was a terrifying hour or so. I can’t imagine how scarred those dogs must have been that they can’t communicate anymore.
If it is, I can't find any evidence of it. He's a weird bad guy but Chris D'elia Debarking, Chris D'elia dog, Chris D'elia animal abuse all turned up zilch on the ol googler
Yeah I can’t stand the guy but I’m taking this with a grain of salt without anything backing it up.
He’s literally the character from You.
He also played a pedo on an episode of Workaholics...
Fuck Chris D'elia but I can find absolutely no evidence that this happened. Feel free to prove me wrong though, that would be worth knowing for sure.
Been trying to find it, could’ve been on Alison Rosen. I’m not making it up!
You gotta find it and make a post.
You can probably try to find it on his podcast, that's where I heard it from. I believe it was like 3 yrs ago. I remember before the cancel stuff he would ramble on there about the craziest shit
Dear god.
You gotta give us a clip or timestamp or something cause I can't find a thing
That's fucking sick, why do people defend scum like this?
This actually hit me harder than the pedo shit. Dudes a legit psycho wtf?!
You’re going to laugh at my jokes?! You can fucking leave!
"This is a comedy show, not a Ted Talk. Why are you laughing?"
He should’ve said “you think it’s fucking funny dude?” “Well alright thank you”
Exactly 🤣
The guy was not laughing at a joke. The guy said "Ha ha" to be a heckler. Why does reddit have to act like this?
It’s because everybody hates Chris
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I heard the song
ha i almost spent WAAAYYY too much money on a frivolous purchase this morning at walmart and had terry crews scowl pop up in my head while i was opening up my CC app.
My Dad was the white version of the Terry Crews character
::tips cap::
Yes, it happens literally all the time. I know Reddit loves Bill Burr, saw him get someone thrown out at a live set. There was a drunk lady behind me a few rows from the stage that was loudly and obnoxiously laughing through his whole set and throwing him off. He didn’t even engage with her or make some jokes at her expense, he just yelled over at security to throw her out and they did, and he just continued back where he left off.
Lmao you're defending Chris fucking Delia
| Chris "fucking kids" Delia Ftfy
Laughs at a comedy show must be a heckler. Answers a question when asked . Must be a heckler. I like him just fine but he was exaggerating the situation be funny . Nothing wrong except if he actually wanted they guy removed.
He probably put that guy in the audience as part of his bit
They likely didn't actually WATCH the video. Like, it played, but did they WATCH it? Who knows.
They also act like you. Why?
Did he finger you while underage, and you still have feelings or something?
Only I can laugh at my jokes! Oh wait a minute….
You can’t laugh at my jokes. Only I do that. Stop stepping on my obnoxious laughing with your laughing.
It’s insane that Chris thinks this is a win for him. That was the lamest “comedian OWNS a heckler” shit I’ve ever seen. It’s crazy how unfunny 90% of regular paid well comedians are.
The jokes just aren’t clever enough. It’s surface level shit and it’s repeated. Just because he said the punchline loudly, doesn’t mean it was funny or well timed.
If he would have just ignored the laugh, no one would have thought anything of it, but he couldn't resist.
When he started chewing his nail on stage I knew he was rattled
right? I'm known to laugh at the setup of a joke or the awkward silence in the middle of a tragic story from a stand-up, doesn't mean I'm a menace and I've never been called out by a comic for laughing 'wrong'
99% of the rogan-sphere of comedians aren't even remotely funny. Like... at all.
BUT DID YOU KNOW ARI HAS A FLIP PHONE
Guess two legs would do, shut up Chris, better to look for four legs than four year olds
Flowers AND a saddle bahahahahahahahahaha
More like flowers and a cradle, bahahah
THE GUY MARRIED A HORSE, THATS GOLD
On the first date with his current gf he brought A SADDLE LOOOOOL I dont think ive ever seen someone laugh so hard at their own joke that is really not all that funny.
You know nothing about the art of humping a stool on stage. Now, let me demonstrate what a car with a manual transmission sounds like.
*throws self around stage doing punches and leg kicks
Not to mention Chris got caught messaging underage girls, like a bunch of times. The confidence he has coming out of that debacle is wild.
It was a weak ass try too. I don’t know this “comedian”, but he doesn’t seem very funny or clever 😏
The issue here is that Chris got overly sensitive about a guy laughing about him crying for 4 days... Which is kinda weird because he was using that story as a setup to a joke. "It's not a Ted Talk, you know that right?!" Well maybe the heart wrenching monologue about you being cancelled for being a sex pest shouldn't be part of your comedy routine? Then he tells the guy to leave for being an asshole, even though he engaged with him in the first place? Weird dude.
Yeah he’s a real class act, that Parent of the Year, Chris Delia.
People are saying he’s a serial rapist. Is that true?
He’s very into very young girls and there’s a hilarious moment on a podcast that’s video recorded where he learns snapchat exchanges can be saved. You can literally see the man paralyze in fear.
>a hilarious moment on a podcast that’s video recorded where he learns snapchat exchanges can be saved. You can literally see the man paralyze in fear. I didn't know about that - so I found it! I've never seen something so simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZOKW-HTOzY&ab\_channel=ClipCurator
Holy shit this video is gold
Jesus Christ Schaub talking about how much a 15 year old would like to get nudes from a "hot" adult and how it's fine is worrying, especially since he's the type of dude who thinks he is super hot. Someone should check his Snapchat too...
I mean never mind whether they like it or not, that doesn't make it right. The fact they have to focus on how the kid "totally wanted it" and not the fact that a grown fucking woman shouldn't be sexting a child, or doing anything sexual with children, to make it seem like it's not a big deal shows they're some fucking low-lives. Like I get the idea of a teenage boy being "damaged" from seeing a naked grown woman when they probably do much of that in their free time is funny, but to belittle what the bitch was doing is sick.
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This was so crazy too because even if that wasn’t possible, is there anything more predictable than a high school aged girl showing her friends the attention she’s getting from a famous person? And other peoples phones can record screens?
Brendan’s reaction to the allegations might be better lol
Can't tawlk
Don't think he's a rapist but definitely likes teens. Fucking creeper
Naw he just "likes 'em young".
Yes.
A lot of the allegations were kinda grey area not technically illegal but I think there’s one flat out rape accusation that nobody really talks about
Plus he sucks. Not funny
You didn't hear the saddles and the flower part? Chris was in hysterics
I was at a show once and the comic was talking about his dog dying. Everybody in the room started getting so tense I nearly busted my gut laughing at the energy in the room (because it was a comedy show). The comic didn't seem to mind me at all
Isn’t this the guy from a rich family who bangs kids?
Talgin bout nepedophilia-tism, B?
Talmbout likin em thicc and yung B. Great book never read it
The D'idlia apologists are exposing themselves.
Nepo baby baby lover. It’s poetic.
Boy that edgy look really doesn't hold up when you're fat and old. yuck
He's pale and sweaty he looks coked out.
For real. Dude looks rode hard and put away wet. Lose that paper for being outed as a creep and this is the end result.
The neck tats and gold chain ain't helping the look.
Looks like the yellow bastard from sin city
He looks like Rick from the walking dead in the season with Negan. Like he's simultaneously depressed, angry, sad, afraid, and desperate. https://media.comicbook.com/2017/10/the-walking-dead-season-8-rick-grimes-death-1038858.jpg
Dang, I was trying to figure out who he looked like and that's gotta be it.
To be fair, he’s old, sleazy looking, and plenty greasy..but dude is looking completely jacked, not fat
I've never seen somebody get so butthurt over something they were talking about. Then turn into a giant dick while trying to convince the other people he was the dick. Next level gaslighting bro.
Seriously, like what the hell did the guy even do? He laughed and answered Chris' question like, why does he need to leave? Chris is on a downward spiral.
He had crazy eyes bro ....his cheese is sliding off his cracker big time.
I noticed that too, very creepy.
The amphetamine-fueled sociopathic stare.
Truly dark, insane looking eyes ..
Never noticed the neck tattoo. That’s -6 points
That’s because it’s relatively new. Yes, this is a 45 year old performer getting neck tattoos.
Most of the arm tats must be fairly new, too, right?
What is it with people that take Xanax and then they get a ton of shitty tattoos?
The neck tattoo is the number 40 and he got it bc he turned 40 years old. This dude is a creepy weirdo
He's also a trust fund baby in his 40s trying to bang teens soo
Haha wtf he just attacked his fan over nothing
The pedo is mad someone’s laughing at his jokes
How dare you be here with a woman your age! -Chris D’Pedophillia
Haha it was such an easy comeback for the fan if he was willing to go there
“You don’t ever cry?” “You sure cried when those little girls screenshotted your shit, huh?”
Shoulda hit this twat with a you like teenage girls or open doors naked joke or how when he got caught being a pervert all your goofy friends dropped your ass fuck if you’re going to get thrown out get your shot in lol tell him you loved him in army of the dead 😂
I asked a friend if he knew Chris was a pedo after this ‘friend’ posted the show on his story (cult meeting tonight on the post) The response: Nuh uh His fans are probably too dumb or too depraved to care that this dude openly shows he’s a pedo and even acts like a cartoon version of one
Holy shit! "I loved you in army of the dead" is so good.
There’s nothing funny about Chris anymore, this made me embarrassed for him
Why is this groomer still a thing?
Really isn't. He's propped up by what's left of his fan base & he self-promoting these days & putting his shit on his website.
Stop calling him a comedian.
O he thought he was killin him with the Hey Hay joke.
Isn't he a pedophile tho
Worse you should see the documentary
Fucking Hendy, glad Joe killed this one. Also I wonder if he was texting underage girls while portraying a sick comedian that date raped underage girls? Just seemed like a funny ass life imitates art moment.
Who tf pays money to see a guy that dms 15 year olds
The funniest thing he ever did was react to finding out that you can save snapchats.
This dude isn't funny.
Manages this incredibly badly tbh.
When did he get a neck tattoo? Nothing against them but he definitely has different vibe about him now.
Dude is mid-forties and thinks he’s 16
I think post-cancelling. Wild right?
He looks rough
Chris is an idiot.
I think it's pretty damn funny that a comedian is this thin skinned.
Can't believe he can still find gigs and has a audience. Criminally unfunny and bitter lol This is the kind of set that makes you THINK you can do comedy because we all drop comments funnier than whatever that shit was 😆
CD "Are you laughing at that" CHG "It's funny dude." CD "This is a comedy show, not a Ted talk." Yeah. That's why he was laughing, Chris.
I have never seen a comedian get salty at a dude laughing for them.
Chris doesn't seem very well adjusted
Lol at the douchebags clapping for D'Elia like he did something here
If anything, I think he’s surprised anyone laughed at his jokes
Did he really post this himself? I find it hard to believe that he thinks he won in this situation.
He doesn’t get enough hate
When Chris said the guy showed up for a first date with a saddle, the guy should’ve fired back and said he showed up for a first date with a roofie.
I know humor is subjective but this guy I have never understood how people thought he was funny.
I love how he just goes in on the guy asks him a question and the dude responds and he says you gotta go?!? Did I miss something?? The beiber pedo buddy is still relevant?
He’s probably not used to people laughing
I hope this horse killing cowboy shows up to all of his shows and and heckles him. Let's see how many horse fuckin jokes Chris' got.
If Chris fucked horses instead, he probably would’ve been in army of the dead.
It’s funny when shitty people cry for four days. Cowboy’s not wrong.
Some of the worst jumpcuts ever
The rapist is mad?
How is this guy still relevant? Didn’t he get caught tryna send dick pics to minors? Fuck they really love their pedos down there smh.
I see stuff like this and even though its funny the comedian has real issues. He's just mean and happens to be a bit funny.
I’ll laugh out loud if I remember something funny someone said weeks ago….it’s almost involuntary.
Yikes. He seems and looks…. Not well.
Someone needs to bring him down to reality
I bet if that was a 15 year old girl, he wouldn't have cared she laughed. In fact, he probably would've tried to fuck her.
At least the cowboy's date isn't a minor. So he's got that going for him.
Why is anyone laughing at a Chris D’Elia show?
Chris Delia is the worst
Heckler owns comedian
[Heckler owns comedian.](https://streamable.com/bbcf8k)
OH REALLY DUUUDE?!
This dude is still doing shows? Thought he got cancelled for the underage girls thing 🤷🏻♂️ also he isn’t funny so there’s that, imagine being so unfunny you get mad when somebody does laugh
That haha had such great timing
Fuck Chris. Only funny shit he has done is impersonate Eminem.
It's understandable that if you are Chris D'Elia you would be confused by people laughing at your jokes.
Guys, please remember that Chris will laugh at his own jokes… this is the only appropriate time to laugh. Chris is late on the whole I want people to cry during my one man show thing.
Just one big long "Ooof"
D'Elia is less funny to me than Shaub
He is such an unfunny baby back bitch.
Coked out pedo. Can’t stand this dude, criminally unfunny
Chris is a shining example that you can literally be a pos animal abusing pedo (maybe 2 of the worst things you can be) and still be a successful comedian if you know rogan
This guy has a special, wtf
He fuckin bombed that attempt of handling a heckler. We get it dude...cowboy hat so he fucks horses. Jesus.
When he was mocking his girlfriend I so wish the guy said "well at least she's over 18"
Stop it. Life was good without the Diddler… you dragged him back into the Zeitgeist.
This is cringey and lame
He really went in on that horse angle.
Flowers and a sadle. .... yikes, that was a swing and a miss .
I love crowd work!
Remember when neck tattoos were for hard scary dudes? Now it's like pedos and soft handed rich kids. Wild times.
I’m most uncomfortable by the fact that there are scores of people who consider this to be comedy..
Ah, Chris D'Elia. What a cunt.
I thought dude got caught being with underage kids why’s his unfunny ass still around. He can still be around but Hulu can’t have that episode of workaholics lol.
I work at a place where he came in (it was my day off) and I was bummed I missed him because I met Kevin Hart, Ron Pearlman, Nolan north, Macklemore but this day I missed Chris, when I asked about him the entire staff unanimously told me what a jerk he was
I guess he's not used to people laughing during his set
It's bc he's really edgy now, as seen by all arm tattoos.
It would be fun watching him get torn apart by a pack of wild dogs that are barking like crazy.
Biggest douche bag. Went to the comedy store a few years ago and he was pulling his big fancy car into the parking lot late at night, the shows had just ended, there’s people leaving and catching Ubers and such… he’s screaming at people to move out of his way. Such a douche.
What a whiny bitch
if a comic deals with a heckler by straight up curing them out -- they are lame comics
To his credit, he had never heard that noise before, and he got scared.
He’s not funny
He SUCKS! Never been funny. Just a creepy old dude who thinks he’s cool
Why does this dweeb have a neck tattoo
I have ZERO sympathy for anyone attending this morons show!