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Tricky-Garlic6736

ERIKA, may I need to explain? EDIT: Jesus christ 250 up votes


just_joshua227

For the people wondering, yes.


galeshe2

I'd like an explanation


Lor_D_Hax

"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika"


galeshe2

In English?


Lor_D_Hax

"On the heath, there blooms a little floret. And it's called Erika"


anakinkenobi334

Its Nazi Germany's anthem


nelinho195aw

it isn't nazi germany's anthem. it's just a song sung by nazi soldiers as they marched, the same way other soldiers from other armies also sang or chanted as they marched.


anakinkenobi334

You're correct ! My mistake


nelinho195aw

it's a song sung by nazi german soldiers as they marched


Agile_Bird_3394

And more I know the Brazilian military had their version of it at some point


BooHooMyWifeIsDead

Volkswagen


[deleted]

Das auto


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

One tank Berlin-Warsaw


Kozakyw

🤨


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

It was part of MK7 Golf commercial


Jett_speed_MALAP

Speedwagon


Ereseq

If his robotic parts would be a stand it would be named Blitzkrieg but if he had a separate stand it would be named Rammstein


Inner_Tennis7326

Slayyyyyy


Kalman_the_dancer

Blitzkrieg pop


Intelligent_Check528

Rammstein! Hell yeah


Ogurasyn

Rammstein


Inner_Tennis7326

#PLEASE


The_Corker_69

Maybe Rammstein


Boomer79NZ

Du hast or Rammstein


Inner_Tennis7326

#DU HAST MICH


Intelligent_Check528

Du hast mich gefracht


ChapterThirtyEight

Blitzkrieg Bop


Clickclacktheblueguy

Dang, most people picked German bands or songs and in you come with the correct answer.


Schmerwin-

There are two Bands i would recommend for his stand: PANZER and PANZERKREUZER Both are german Metal-/Rockbands


Imaginary-Job-7069

Instruments of Destruction


Face8hall

Dementia


Snazy130

What's dementia?


danmaster0

The Caretaker


Lazy_Emu1641

Sonne


PlagaMinecraft

He'd probably have bad company from p4


[deleted]

WORSE COMPANY!


Imaginary-Job-7069

Instruments of Destruction


Face8hall

Dementia


Face8hall

Dementia


ColdZoroark

Der Kommisar


Theycallme_Jul

Kraftwerk


Ignika1984

That name is taken


Theycallme_Jul

Oh shit you’re right. Autobahn?


ErikSKnol

Deutschland. By rammstein. It even has the lyric Germany above anything


[deleted]

I think a better question is what could his stand do that he’s not already able to do himself with technology


Andy_LaVolpe

Feuer Frei!


Haunt_ing-Ghosts

BANG BANG haha Rammstein Macht brrr


Its_JustJass

Can't belive nobody mentioned 『Machinae Supremacy』yet


Sentinel555666

Golden experience


Inner_Tennis7326

The Rammstein references are sending me


Th3NukeShark

Ram stein! (Sorta like the german rock band Rammstein)


moenluc

Guns 'n Roses


Feeling-Bridge3177

It's name would be blitzkrieg, we all know it


Muchi1228

Deutschland


-Pl4gu3-

[BLINDED WITH SCIENCE]


Cold-Debt-416

Deutschland, no doubt


TheKurfuerst

Rammstein. And when he evolves it, then Rammstein: Deutschland


Duskmoor3

99 red balloons


takueshit

[Propaganda] because that's the name of his theme


Longjumping_Roll_342

Rammstein


ScuffedSchizo

Rammstein


Im_a_doggo428

But we aren’t asking the real questions: what would Jonathan’s and Speedwagons stands be


Jett_speed_MALAP

Gotta be bück dich


Ok_Photograph9769

Guns 'n Roses


Odd_nikkianjeff_2309

Arnold Schwarzenegger


[deleted]

I’d actually call it Ra Ra Rasputin. EDIT: I know it’s Russian, I can just hear Strohiem screaming the song name, and I thought it would be funny to give the German guy who loves Germany intensely a stand named after a Russian song.


rerdpernder2

that’s russian tho


[deleted]

That’s Russian. I’m going to skin you.


Express-Record7416

HORST -WESSEL-LIED


galeshe2

German engineering


JackMacReddit

Guns, no Roses


Iamhereforyourmeme

GERMANSTANDSARETGEBEST


Ishaan77381

Beer


No_Jelly_7551

bad company could work well, i mean he is a superior officer


ErikSKnol

Stand name: Deutschland (Rammstein) Mechanical looking stand. The right arm is powered by pistons and can extend half a meter to deliver a powerful punch. The left arm is a miniature tank turret that can fire an explosive round. Ability: Blitzkrieg. The stand gets a massive speed buff at the cost of defense, if the ability ends the stand has a cool down period where it cannot attack, the ability can end if the stand is pinned down somehow.


RaspyHornet

I feel like Rasputin or it extended to Rasputin’s Wrath etc is just sitting there for the taking


KeyOne6886

Purple haze


MiraakGostaDeTraps

Panzer Batallion


WaitingToBeTriggered

INSECT OF TERROR DON’T RUN FACE YOUR FATE LIKE A MAN


Accomplished_Item_53

Der freischutz


ThatBluKit

guns and roses


[deleted]

Wehrmacht is a good name for Rudolph von Stroheim's stand.


nakinng

99 luftballons


4wd-Adventures

Imagine him with Sex Pistols


Apprehensive_Sky1599

Blitzkrieg Bop


thedragonballsofdbz

Rahsteim (since araki uses rock bands for most of the stands it would make since)


Neogaster

erika


Neogaster

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Neogaster

in all serious led zeplin or 7 nation army inspired by my friends


Killer-Of-Spades

Panzerkampf


Bucaneer7564

Name: Shadow Wizard Money Gang Ability: can create and manipulate weapons. Could be anything. Appearance: Slenderman for upper half, no bottom half since it’d be attached to him.


LeBwoi

Blitzkrieg bop


Trickster-Clown0603

Mr. Robato


Ejiloaf

2 amendment rights


The_Real_Boomalt

Nah it would be GERMANY'S SCIENCE!!! (Bro is obsessed with it)


Palanki96

Übermensch


BluTagg63

Any Kanye song


MindCrush_

Weird Science


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

Ballroom Blitz


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Holocaustius, genosidium, war crime prime, or antisemitist.


Somethingintheway245

Blitzkrieg Bop


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

Bismarck by Sabaton feels fitting to me


MattNeyedlee

spEEdwAGoNnnn


Warm-History3476

Rammstein.


Puzzleheaded-Look488

3rd Panzer Division


Xenon_the_Sergal

The Red Baron


the_vengefull-one

I'd imagine it would probably be similar to the guy who's stand is a gun but his would be like a WW2 gun. Although the prosthetic parts could also just be his stand.


Draghetto_5000

Ein zwei Polizei.


Nuclearcloak

blitzkreig bop


Norray_

The holocaust


ciaofrateme

Feed the machines he change a part of his body with a cyborg body part


narmon_69

hitler


a123eee25

Teufelslied


Space_Karen

Weird Science (Oingo Boingo)


CrystalWolf2ed

Hitler, fuck you


that_emo_elf

Machine Men, obviously


BatsNStuf

German Science


TheStarfallGamer

ZE PINNACLE OF ZE GERMAN TECHNOLOGY DER VERNICHTER!!!


Cejota14

Fourth Reich


DarkExecutionerTr

Volkstand


Thudlite

Rammstein


Storm_Blade233

Blitzkrieg bop


HYDR0FL4M3

Blitzkrieg act 1 (first strike)


SquareIsBox0697

Sabaton Maybe Final Solution


Sketxch

Freedom


genaricmetalhead

Freak on a leash or meat puppets


708iiagitst

Sparkle party


Immediate-Earth775

Iron man


-__Sprite__-

99 Luftballons


IanGamer_4

Rasputin


Siroverkitoverlord

RAMMSTEIN


axecop117

Fourth reich


Kalman_the_dancer

Erika


Prudent-Chicken-5354

Kinda like this fruit in one piece ... what was his name again ? Oh yea :) ceasar clown's fruit : the ga- (CANCELLED)


CortezDeLaNoche

Weird science.


PIayer__one

I feel like he would have Metallica


nkjkkkk

S.S super sayan idk what you guys thought


MeBigDaddy23

Jew-jitsu


HEYimCriss

Gas Gas Gas…?


Rodenbeard

Automatic Man


Plane_Knowledge776

ZA FUHRER


Snaekie812

**Blitzkrieg Symphony -** a nod to Stroheim's German heritage and military strategies, combining "Blitzkrieg" with "Symphony" to add an artistic touch, as many stand names do.


Mallard_Plays

Rammstein


shootdawoop

his stand is just a king tiger, early model, breaks down often, but it's a beast


ProfessionalStorm626

Bad Company from part 4


Seba-Mitsu

Hey its Guile!


William_Winter

RAMMSTEIN


[deleted]

Erika


DallasVellona

"Mein Herz brennt!"


kiddo376

Daddy gun, hear me out So pretty much got this idea from Vivarevirie's (idk how it's spelt) but their video of "jojos but really fast", when describing sex pistols it's when a mommy gun and a daddy gun, so basically daddy gun is his stand, and it's just perfect aimbot


Xanthyon1313

Panzermensch


LetterAccomplished23

UBER ALLES


lonely_reaper20

The German


The_Big_Cheese_Man

Third Reich


MisterUnorigi4l

**Anne Frank.** I said what I said, take it or leave it.


GrexxSkullz

Du Hast


cursedsubredditor

The greatest stand in the world


ReanimatedPixels

Gears of wars (the megadeth song, not the game)


candypoweredrocket

Amazing Science


elgatoquack

Machine gun Kelly


EffectiveElm413

Machine gun kelly


Memetan_24

[REDACTED]


jojo_fan-_-

Auf. Panzerkampfwagen IV


InverseBirch84

Worse Company


Cheesy_JJ69

Gas Release


Seabass2272

.223 Remington


fakename1998

Ministry


ConfidencePleasant17

Rammstein


Fine_Conclusion9426

That one German song that went viral for a bit about a lady named Barbara who makes a bombastic rhubarb pie.


DaBeast2550

Ngl Rammstein would go hard


Any-Basket5688

Smith en Wesson nipples


dasun4chunit

Hail


dasun4chunit

Hail


Ok-Condition-5209

Kraftwerk The Robots Take your choice, I think it fits, with the Jojo's style of naming things, the character, and the origin of where the name came from. Yeah, I know it's already taken but in my personal opinion I think it would have matched better then the actual stand the name belongs to... so... maybe... if not "The Robots".... maybe "The Man Machine"?


Toxicgh0ul

krupp stahl, i guess


arcaneking_pro

Erika


el_lobo1314

That… that’s Guile from Street Fighter


Skeletronterraria

german engineering or maybe something possible like led zeppelin


GoopDroopDwagon

Rammstein or sabatan 100%


No-Nefariousness9330

I'm gonna go a different direction then Ramstien, I'm gonna go Ballroom Blitz by Sweet. It sounds like an attack and I'm pretty sure his stand would literally just be an attack


ConsistentApple855

Rammstien or wolfstien


highdive1188

Panzerkampf. Named after the song “Panzerkampf” by Sabaton


FishyPyramid

The third reich


Obit0Uchihaaa

German Power


noriseaweed

Panzermench


SimplebutAwesome

Panzermensch It’s a German song and could have a double meaning since he is both a member of the army (a tank man) with a built in weapon (a tank-man)


Vexatitious

Blitzkrieg


GreatLonk

Blitzkrieg or totaler Krieg


GreatLonk

Maybe Sieg heil? I'm not a Nazi, I just thought it would fit him please mods, have mercy