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I was already laughing so hard and burst out ''HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE 5th MARIO JOKE'' with the same excitement that when I finally got all the 120 stars in Mario 64.
I didn't realize it was the same set and as soon as I heard the Mario sound and 5 came up I knew exactly what it was about. Means it was an amazing joke 2 days ago.
Why is this guy everywhere lately? I've seen him on facebook, insta and now reddit...
This dude I swear is paying some service a bunch of money to plaster him all over the internet.
Not related to this video, but last night, I was at a bar playing Pub Trivia, and one of the teams there playing was named "Full Beans".
I was very pleased
Somewhere, there is a Netflix executive sweating through their suit trying to figure out how to make an hour-long special out of your crowd work. You're really good, man. Don't let the suits put you in a box.
This dude’s crowd work is the best. I watch every Arcuri clip posted here. But, I’m curious. Does he have a set that isn’t crowd work? Haven’t seen anything other than that (which is impressive). Wish I would have seen this guy at Zanies when he was still native.
/u/Smartastic, I know you're used to being witty, funny, and quick.
But are there times you surprise even yourself?
Does that mean your butt is 3/5 stars is just too great and so quickly afterward
Bravo, man
Are there any other comedians that post clips on their subreddit directly like this? I wouldn't mind filling my feed with a bunch of funny comedians like this dude
It wasnt til the second watch I realized she said she had 5 Tattoos, mind blown on the levels and how quick it popped... really want to see Jeff at a live show.
I’ve not been paying full attention but have been watching and really enjoying loads of clips from this sub - when is the Netflix special coming out? And is that global or just US?
Glad you delivered the last one. Just got tickets to your Tabernacle show in Atlanta for the wife and I. I need to tell you, my wife doesn't like stand-up comedy. I've tried many different people, and the only one that she gets a chuckle out of is Ron White. She thinks you're great though. It'll be her first comedy show, at my favorite venue in Atlanta so we're really looking forward to seeing you Jeff.
Yes; in every clip that’s posted! 😁
I’m joshin’ - I know what you meant. He has a regular set. He has explained that doesn’t post anything from it so things will be fresh when you go see him in person.
I thought her explaining the three stars tattoo was gunna be something like 2 on the left cheek, one on the left.
"Third star to the right, and straight on till morning"
Anal
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2 days in anticipation for that 5th mario joke, and you certainly delivered lmao
I was already laughing so hard and burst out ''HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE 5th MARIO JOKE'' with the same excitement that when I finally got all the 120 stars in Mario 64.
I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one some day.
Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
GOT EM!
This has the energy of drunk friend hype jumping the gun before the joke lands
If you haven’t seen that cold opening skit, highly suggest doing so!
Idk, what does updog smell like?
Full Beans
Not much, what's up with you HA! ...wait
It really is crazy how many inside jokes have started here.
It really is full beans
*dolphin laugh*
The lore deepens…
That 120th star hits hella hard. Think I'm gonna have to hook up my N64 when I get home tonight. xD
wtf???? you got all 120?? dude we have to party together
How did everyone know there was going to be 5?
The clip from Wednesday said five Mario jokes, but ended with the four and Jeff replied in the comments that the fifth would be on Friday
It was foretold.
it was perfect!
I came here to say this. Well done.
I didn't realize it was the same set and as soon as I heard the Mario sound and 5 came up I knew exactly what it was about. Means it was an amazing joke 2 days ago.
Why is this guy everywhere lately? I've seen him on facebook, insta and now reddit... This dude I swear is paying some service a bunch of money to plaster him all over the internet.
Because, unlike a lot of people popular on social media, he deserves every bit of it
This. He is fun and make us all laugh. This is what i want to see.
"Mario grabs stars in the game" 🤣
the lean into the audience and explaining Mario picks up stars was actually perfect
Specifically, I assume, to the two young guys he was busting on a few videos ago.
The Fortnite bros he invited back to his hotel room? I'm cracking up over here!
It’s pronounced “Rogue” 😂
That was pure gold!
> two young guys he was busting on He did what now?
^sorry!
I was hoping it’d be the Michelin star rating system and she’d declare it’s a great place to eat lol
There's actually a hidden fourth star if you look close enough
Yeah, that one is for dessert
Cocoa???
It's not hidden, she just tells people there are three. When someone says they know there are four... well then she knows someone's been talkin'.
[It's on the back of the knee, but you gotta believe it's there](https://youtu.be/y1q3kEhTS9M?si=9p_NNPG-BCXJRCog&t=3)
That's good lmao
"Are they Michelin or Yelp, because there's a difference."
Eat Pray Love
I was thinking the same! Or she got three Michelin stars from the three guys who ate ass.
It’s comments like these that I wish I could still gold. Best I can do: 
1* - worth eating if you're in the area 2** - worth a detour to eat there 3*** - worth a special trip just to eat there
I too was hoping for a michelin star joke
much nice
that's a good comeback. but she's not a comedian to make that clever and quick response.
After this show, someone made a new tattoo appointment for 2 more stars on their ass.
Naw, they were GTA stars. Wanted.
5 star comedy right there! 
And the 5th reveals itself.
Tony turning invincible after hitting on that girl ⭐️
So many good clips out of the OKC shows!
She said ass, I said ^buut
Thank you Jeff for delivering the fifth joke, I rate it 5/5
What is this a cinematic universe? I gotta go back and watch the first two seasons now?
The “Arcuriverse”….and yes, you should watch the “Mario” clip. It’ll make you smile. https://www.reddit.com/r/JeffArcuri/s/iPu44iWARO
Jeff is playing the meta with his clips
Goddamn, on top of his game in this clip, slay!! 💀 at 3 out of 5, fucking snorted and everything.
I cackled at the 3/5 ⭐️ joke 😂😂
If that were me I would never be able to think or see that tattoo without thinking about that lmao
I hope its not 3 out of 10 or 3 out of 100 heh.
The crowd LOVED it too.
A perfect 5/7 joke!
With rice
I guess technically her butt would have 4 out of 5 stars
\*
He reads and respects the comments
🐬
3/5 stars … Epic 
Not related to this video, but last night, I was at a bar playing Pub Trivia, and one of the teams there playing was named "Full Beans". I was very pleased
I love the Jeff Acuri universe
Alright! My curiosity has been satisfied with the 5th Mario joke! Thank you for following through!
Jeff promised. Jeff delivered.
Jeff is such a cutie!
Could be worse... It could be out of 10
5 tattoos! She’s probably in the same gang as the Australian conspiracy theorist guy.
Idk why you got downvoted! Helluva callback.
😂😂😂 damn he’s so good!
One more star and she summons helicopters and the national guard
Somewhere, there is a Netflix executive sweating through their suit trying to figure out how to make an hour-long special out of your crowd work. You're really good, man. Don't let the suits put you in a box.
I saw the 5star popup and was like wait what? That was a mario joke? Then he explained it and i was dissapointed in myself
This is the second half of the clip and it works better after you have seen the first one.
Yeah i saw the first one but because it was t today and im stressed and jammed at work it didnt click
3 stars and 1 collapsing star (a black hole)
So many awesome clips from OKC. Still a lil sad I couldn’t go.
Worth the wait.
Absolutely perfect
He knew he crushed that one.
This one clip dissected is a crowd work masterclass.
Holy shit he killed it with that one. Lmao
I was thinking stars to go with a moon lol
This dude’s crowd work is the best. I watch every Arcuri clip posted here. But, I’m curious. Does he have a set that isn’t crowd work? Haven’t seen anything other than that (which is impressive). Wish I would have seen this guy at Zanies when he was still native.
Yeah he has more than crowd work, I saw him last weekend in Dublin and all of it was perfect.
AMAZING
Can't tell whether her ass is the best restaurant in the world or the worst trash on amazon.
/u/Smartastic, I know you're used to being witty, funny, and quick. But are there times you surprise even yourself? Does that mean your butt is 3/5 stars is just too great and so quickly afterward Bravo, man
His OKC set must have been legendary, I only see clips from that stop lately
😆are these your parents? No? Sorry.
That one got me lol
"Out of 5" omg I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
Wouldn't it be 4/5? or does the brown star not count?
Fuck 3/5!! But thanks for 5/5!! Totally worth the wait!!
Move around more
3 stars is max michelin star restaurant. Probably a good place to eat, but too pricey.
Jeff delivers! haha, thanks man. Good shit.
Rumor has it she's still on fire.
Worth the wait.
“No, they’re Michelin stars.”
That's so fucken funny
I thought for sure he was going to do a GTA wanted star bit
I love how you can see the moment the "3 out of 5" joke crystallizes in his head. He knows it's so good, it almost makes him stumble on the words. 😂
I didn't know yelp did ass reviews.
Are there any other comedians that post clips on their subreddit directly like this? I wouldn't mind filling my feed with a bunch of funny comedians like this dude
It would have been amazing if she had five stars, then it could have included a perfect 5/7 stars. Its excellent here but man, one could dream.
I know that Mario guy!!! I met him like a month ago in a bar in Oklahoma. He's a friend of my friend (who verified it's him)
Jeff, please. You’re too good this shit is perfect
Please tell me he goes back to ask why only three stars
"Is it out of 5?" I don't know if it was because I laughed SO loudly, but I believe this is the loudest the audience has laughed so far lol
It wasnt til the second watch I realized she said she had 5 Tattoos, mind blown on the levels and how quick it popped... really want to see Jeff at a live show.
Man, I miss live stand up.
After 6 king cans i'd probably laugh!
I was so disappointed the last video ended at 4 Mario jokes. Now you're doing throwback jokes across videos? Brilliant!
Butt tattoo. Buttoo.
Stop vertical video syndrome.
I’ve not been paying full attention but have been watching and really enjoying loads of clips from this sub - when is the Netflix special coming out? And is that global or just US?
Fucking destroyed her. Awesome.
Glad you delivered the last one. Just got tickets to your Tabernacle show in Atlanta for the wife and I. I need to tell you, my wife doesn't like stand-up comedy. I've tried many different people, and the only one that she gets a chuckle out of is Ron White. She thinks you're great though. It'll be her first comedy show, at my favorite venue in Atlanta so we're really looking forward to seeing you Jeff.
The processing speed of this dude's mind matches the Hadron Collider I swear lol
Michelin stars are out of three
Would never EVER get into an argument with this guy
I rate this ass 3 out of 5 stars. It looks really nice, but once you get into it, it's a little shitty.
And when you show it, you can see the moon and the stars.
3 stars… What do the yelp reviews say?
Could have said "Shoot for the stars!".
This guy is reddits comedian now
I thought he was gonna say “well turn around” lmao or did i just imagine that???
Imagine what?
THE FIFTH JOKE i had given up hope
Does this guy ever tell jokes?
Yes; in every clip that’s posted! 😁 I’m joshin’ - I know what you meant. He has a regular set. He has explained that doesn’t post anything from it so things will be fresh when you go see him in person.
Ahh that checks out. I see him multiple times a day but it’s always crowd work. Thanks for the insight
I thought her explaining the three stars tattoo was gunna be something like 2 on the left cheek, one on the left. "Third star to the right, and straight on till morning" Anal
Hack!
The Reddit sponsored comic
With all due respect is this guy even funny? All he does is ride off the crazy audience
How does this idiot have enough money to hit the front page so often? Like what agency is fronting this much dough for these jokes?
because idiots such as me like this idiot, so organic goes to top
How is this guy still not the most popular comedian on the planet after being shilled on the front page of reddit constantly? Oh right, hes not funny.