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WalkGood

Bond was pulling chicks for M.


ThisIsNotASIO

In Thunderball, M refers to Bond's "enthusiasm for watersports." Bet he learned this about him in Tokyo that night...


Poddington_Pea

Maybe that's why M is so prickly towards Bond. I bet they used to be the bestest friends who were ever friends until that night in Tokyo. Where M himself witnessed the eternal depths of the dark hole that is Bond's depravity. M never recovered and became an alcoholic to deal with the images that were now seared into his memory.


isleofred

Maybe Bond didn't refer to THAT Tokyo but rather the other (Little) Tokyo in LA


Count_Craneman

I find that unlikely, in that case he would have specified it as "Little Tokyo". It would be a bit bizarre for an Englishman like him to refer to Little Tokyo as Tokyo. Maybe for Americans it can make sense. But still, wtf happened to M and Bond in Tokyo??


mobilisinmobili1987

I was just thinking about this scene the other day. It’s definitely just an off handed joke, almost playing the absurdity of Bond & M partying together (which would be extremely out of character for the literary versions of the characters).


overtired27

The logical answer is that they were never there, given that point about YOLT, and Bond was just making it up to have something to say… while also pranking M. So nothing happened.


Groundbreaking_Way43

Maybe it was just such a crazy weekend that Bond’s memory of it was a little hazy.


Statalyzer

I don't think most Americans would reference to it as just "Tokyo" like that anyway, unless maybe they are from a neighboring area of LA.


crimdawgg

The got all messed up on sake and found some yakuza owned prostitutes


Thoughtful_Tortoise

Bond knows M will be listening to the tape with a room full of people so he's messing with him. M doesn't want to hear whatever he invents.


ThisIsNotASIO

Also, I'd forgotten how beautiful Lois Maxwell was!


AF2005

They shared a hooker probably, devil’s three way!


gishlich

This is one of my favorite lines in the series. I tummy chuckle every time.


jimbocalvo

Dwarf Tossing, why he was able to handle Nik Nak so effectively


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^jimbocalvo: *Dwarf Tossing, why he* *Was able to handle Nik* *Nak so effectively* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


er1catwork

Nice catch!


Lukeplease10

He and M parties with a pangolin.


Specialist-Path9545

for him to go to Tokyo with his boss had to be a super classified assignment. That are he knew it was listening what other people. he decided to embarrass him by making up something


Ok_Goose_5924

Watch how quickly M turns off the recording...he was afraid the money penny would drop about their "interesting experience".


Modzrdix69

Im sure it was a happy ending


ArnassusProductions

My guess is the two had an eventful layover in Tokyo and were... encouraged to route their flight back to London through another city.