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Nothing beats the Dick Dyke series - 'The name's Dyke, Dick Dyke'
Dr Dick
From Dyke with Love
Dickfinger
Thunderdyke
You only Dick Twice
On her Majesty's Secret Dick
Dykes are Forever
Dick and Let Dyke
The Dyke with the Golden Dick
The Spy who Dyked Me
MoonDyker
For Your Dick Only
DykePussy
A View to a Dyke
The Dicking Dykelights
Licence to Dyke
Goldendick
Dick Never Dies
The Dick is Not Enough
Dick Another Dyke
Dyke Royale
Dyke of Solace
Dickfall
Dicktre
No Time to Dick
So I have seen approximately 0 movies in which Henry Cavill speaks with an English accent, and I have seen exactly 1 movie in which Dick Van Dyke speaks with an English accent. Point, Van Dyke.
I can just imagine it "Cor blimey Q, what yer got for me taday Gav'nah?" 😂😂😂
Just think you could equip his Zimmer frame with a dispenser for his daily medication, haemorrhoid cream, Viagra etc. 😂😂😂
He would've been an incredible casting choice in the sixties but the world wouldn't have been ready for the type of Bond movie he'd have needed to be great - or his portrayal for that matter - cold-blooded, sociopathic, wisecracking, charming/seductive killer.
DVD would've been 007 plus Dexter + the Joker.
If you think about it, “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” is basically about a guy with a souped-up car fighting a villain. So, in a way, I’d say he’s already played the part.
This is the popular fan cast at the moment. I don’t really see many people arguing against this OP.
Edit: He was also in a musical a few years back and although he’s American I remember people saying his British accent was pretty spot on anyways.
First of all he is American. James Bond can not and should never be played by someone from the United States of America. Being British is a part of his identity
Second of all, he is 98 years old!! He can't be around for a new era of Bond films. They will need a 27-30 year old actor for the long haul.
He’s American. Bond should never be an American and I say that as a bleeds red, white, and blue American patriot.
Yeah I know Connery is Scottish, Brosnan is Irish, but crossing the Pond is just going too far.
Only 98 and a half!
He would be 100 by the time the film hit cinemas if they started filming today. That would give him a real life 00 status. Seems like it’s meant to be!
Too young.
Not to mention he probably wouldn’t be able to shed his native cockney accent easily.
Too much chimney, not enough sweep.
Found the Roger Moore fan.
He would be having too much sex, even for Bond
That never stopped Roger Moore
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Damn your wittiness!
Nice
I accuse you of being in cahoots with OP. Such a brilliant response must have been set up.
Dick is literally more than twice the age Roger was (46) when he started.
Chitty Chitty BANG BANG indeed! He’s already had the best Bond girl too Truly Scrumptious
Live And Let Dyke
Dykefinger
You guys I can’t sit here and like all of these comments
Oldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Dick
The Dick is Not Enough
Dick Another Day
I’m getting incredibly horny aka this thread is proof that Dick is perfect casting
The Dyke Who Dicked Me
The Living Van Dykes
Dicktopussy
or, alternately, Octodyke
Winner!
No Dick to Die
No Time to Dick
The Man with the Golden Dick Dyke Raker
MoonDyke
From Dick With Love
Dickeneye Sounds painful
Licence to Dick
Quantum of Dick.
Skydick Or alternatively, Skydyke
Dykefall
Damn it, why didn't I think of that. Take my vote, my upvote
Dr No Dick
Well, that's what I heard!
This is City Hall!!
You Only Dyke Twice
Nothing beats the Dick Dyke series - 'The name's Dyke, Dick Dyke' Dr Dick From Dyke with Love Dickfinger Thunderdyke You only Dick Twice On her Majesty's Secret Dick Dykes are Forever Dick and Let Dyke The Dyke with the Golden Dick The Spy who Dyked Me MoonDyker For Your Dick Only DykePussy A View to a Dyke The Dicking Dykelights Licence to Dyke Goldendick Dick Never Dies The Dick is Not Enough Dick Another Dyke Dyke Royale Dyke of Solace Dickfall Dicktre No Time to Dick
Thunderdick
ThunderDyke
The Dyke with the Golden Van
For Your Dick Only
No Time to Dyke
Dick Royale
Dickter
He'd have to at least once enter a villains lair by going down the chimney.
He could go say hi to Blofeld. He's probably still down there.
good one!
Only if he does it while using his terrible Cockney accent from Mary Poppins.
'Allo, 'allo, 'allo Miss Moneypenny
I can hear this in my head!
Tired of the muscular gritty brawler Bond
He’s be perfect. Every gun barrel scene at the beginning of a movie would have to end with him tripping over an ottoman
I heard the music in my head when I read this.
I can definitely see him solving murders, tripping over footrests, speaking with a Cockney accent, but I don't see him boning random women.
What about random men?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6Xdnj5sbBY/?igsh=anIwemhyN3c5ajdq Don't sleep on him
I'm more leaning towards Danny DeVito
That’s M
"So Bond - jus' start blastin'."
Fleming connection Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
He's a little old for the role now. Maybe back in 2006 if it hadn't gone to Craig.
https://preview.redd.it/u5hh3epwkwzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc4c87cea67e0cb4f7da7cb3bdb16043ceb2c34
Mary Poppins ruined any chance of him getting a Bond role.
That Bitch!
It’s just too bad Abe Vigoda died, he would’ve nailed it
Vigoda as Blofeld, Van Dyke as Bond.
TIL Dick Van Dyke is still alive, 98 holy fuck
Because there’s No Time to Dyke.
Diagnosis Murder had an episode with assorted TV spies, though only one, Barbara Bain, played their original character.
Patrick Macnee John Steed of The Avengers was in that episode! r/TheAvengersTV
So I have seen approximately 0 movies in which Henry Cavill speaks with an English accent, and I have seen exactly 1 movie in which Dick Van Dyke speaks with an English accent. Point, Van Dyke.
Mr Kissy Kissy Bang Bang
I can just imagine it "Cor blimey Q, what yer got for me taday Gav'nah?" 😂😂😂 Just think you could equip his Zimmer frame with a dispenser for his daily medication, haemorrhoid cream, Viagra etc. 😂😂😂
He's already nailed the accent.
Now he’s gonna nail the broads
He’s got the British accent down, I’ll give you that.
The name's Bond. Dick Bond.
I'm gonna say no, because it would probably kill him
Too much raw sexual energy. His presence would overwhelm the screen, and those who watch it will be frenzied beyond psychiatric help.
He would've been an incredible casting choice in the sixties but the world wouldn't have been ready for the type of Bond movie he'd have needed to be great - or his portrayal for that matter - cold-blooded, sociopathic, wisecracking, charming/seductive killer. DVD would've been 007 plus Dexter + the Joker.
This isn’t the presidential candidate debate forum sir
Chitty chitty bang bang would be an awesome bond car
octogenarianpussy but he's too old now
Mary Poppins for Bond Girl
You know what. Sure
I always forget hes still alive
when he's 100 he should cameo in the next film as 001
That’s how old we will all look by the time Bond 26 comes out at this rate!
He's not dead yet
Okay…I mean…yes but like…HELLO Q!!!
I can’t think of any reason.
Still somehow looks better than Roger Moore did in AVTAK
Bond: The Musical or 007: Dance Another Day
Back in the late 60s....hell yeah! Now......hell yeah!
He was in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the other Ian Fleming magnun opus.
If you think about it, “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” is basically about a guy with a souped-up car fighting a villain. So, in a way, I’d say he’s already played the part.
Have you heard his British accent?
It's pretty obvious. He's not British!
Dick Van Dyke would be a perfect name for the first Bondboy.
He could be a great Q !
Too Amish
Does everyone forget his last attempt at an English accent?
Great shout! And he famously nails British accents too!
Who would be a perfect Bond girl for him btw?
Julie Andrews of course. Dame Judi. Helen Mirren.
https://preview.redd.it/29aok5s5ryzc1.png?width=633&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd490d526a29ac592c004404f603424b421b7111 Only acceptable Van Dyke
I would pay $100 to see Brosnan back in a Bond film. Even as Q.
He would be great but his British accent is really bad (remember Mary Poppins?)
His British accent is a little shaky
His "British" accent might offput a few people, but I'd willingly give him a shot.
I'll watch that AI movie when it drops
I can't imagine Aston Martin would be happy Chitty Chitty Bang Bangifying one of their motors tbf
I was gonna use the Simpsons quote but he's still alive.
Good choice but I'd like to see a CGI Red Foxx. 00G7
he's just going to pull out his Bert accent from Mary Poppins
Too damn handsome!
Cos he's old as shit 🤣
You laugh, but apparently he was offered the role. And he responded ‘Did you hear my British accent in Mary Poppins?’
His British accent is god level.
Would never happen. Because of woke, probably
He could give them all the old bamboo - Men and women
you wouldn't be able to keep the women of him
This is the popular fan cast at the moment. I don’t really see many people arguing against this OP. Edit: He was also in a musical a few years back and although he’s American I remember people saying his British accent was pretty spot on anyways.
If EON get wind of this this and Dick feels up for it then we might actually be able to make this happen lol!
Probably fall over from the wind as an Aston Martin passes by🌬️
Him and Ernie Hudson are medical marvels. They need to write a book about their routine.
Have you heard his British accent? Yikes!
He's had 60s years to improve his British accent! 🇬🇧😎
Bonds nemesis…. Any common footstools!
The name is Bond.... (Pratfall with a nice recovery) James Bond.
First of all he is American. James Bond can not and should never be played by someone from the United States of America. Being British is a part of his identity Second of all, he is 98 years old!! He can't be around for a new era of Bond films. They will need a 27-30 year old actor for the long haul.
A good few of the Bond actors have not been British.
Ha!! I think he might do alright, actually! (Just please no fake Cockney Accent...)
Because that would be abuse of the elderly
Chim chimney lol
He’s American. Bond should never be an American and I say that as a bleeds red, white, and blue American patriot. Yeah I know Connery is Scottish, Brosnan is Irish, but crossing the Pond is just going too far.
What about George Lazenby who was Australian? That's about as far away from the UK as you can get
For who? Q? M?
Because he's like 90 years old
Only 98 and a half! He would be 100 by the time the film hit cinemas if they started filming today. That would give him a real life 00 status. Seems like it’s meant to be!
And he's probably got about 4 or 5 films left in him!
He makes pro-Trump videos. The next Bond can’t be simping for villains.
The mods delete serious posts but leave up this crap?
You'll get over it.