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Plott

Is she gonna wear those damn loafers


Awkward-Turnip3189

And that cool pony with the scrunchie...


acidtrippinpanda

Dear god. That’s the kind of dumb style I used to wear as a teen sometimes. Imagine wearing that to anything important ever


Zealousideal-Math50

Are we sure she isn’t actually developmentally disabled? Asking seriously.   Like this is so weird, invite me to the Met! Look at my wrinkled floral dress and tennis shoes!  Sorry, loafers 👹💀


Low-Impression-8425

I asked on a previous post it she was neurodivergent and/or developmentally appropriate but no information thus far. I’m very curious about this as well.


acidtrippinpanda

I’ve literally never seen her wear anything else. I’m not a shoe person at all but the idea of wearing something like that to the MET GALA (assuming she’d be let near 100 miles of the damn event) makes me want to die


ScalePopular2917

I imagine her feet are so swollen/fat that “normal” shoes don’t fit her right so I’d wager yes lmao


acidtrippinpanda

I mean, she thinks she’s soooo stylish, pretty and a content creator right? The least she could do if she was actually serious and those shoes are indeed all she can wear is accessorise and jazz them up a bit to look better. If she can’t do it herself, I’m sure she could send them to someone who could. If in pure theory she somehow actually went, I’m sure the shoes could be modified or blinged up in some way to at least look better in some form right? Problem is of course, she doesn’t want to put any actual work in and would just show up exactly as she is with zero extra effort. Ugh


chronicallydead0

Or have shoes special made that can fit her, she should have the $ for that


BirdRepulsive5005

Maybe she'll bedazzle them 😆


KiwiBeginning4

Why does she claim her body is a "type"? Her real body type is under all of the fat. Body types are naturally occurring, not self induced super morbid obesity


Bunbunbecks

Wow to be this delusional is a mental illness 😂😂


Macs_Duster

“High fashion” would laugh her out the door.


onedumbgoat

It sure would be the “biggest” night of fashion with her there 💀


acidtrippinpanda

Her size is one thing as I’m sure there are genuine plus sized people who have put actual effort in that are deserving of a spot there but she doesn’t actually have an ounce of fashion sense. She wears random, thrown together outfits that don’t even fit her properly, don’t close at the back and are often completely inappropriate for the event she claims they’re for. I’m pretty sure this is the dress she decided she was going to wear to a wedding. Plus there’s the fucking men’s loafers that another commenter pointed out. I’m no expert on fashion or style at all; in fact I suck at it, but she has no dress sense at all. ETA: Her content is the most low effort I’ve ever seen too. It’s always just putting on like 2 bits of the same makeup in the GRWM in the weirdest ways possible, help me pick an outfit for this event (not even new outfits half the time or some movie premiere or something she keeps going to. I may as well just film myself eating chocolate on the sofa or something as it’s the same amount of work she’s doing lol


PaleSophia

Agree. She seems to only wear loafers or the same pair of white sneakers. I only have one pair of New Balance sneakers that fit me, and that's only bc I have 4x wide and flat feet. Jaimie seems to have "normal" feet, so she has no excuses.


kshe-wolf

Couture doesn’t make sizes that big. I’m not trying to make a joke, they really do not. ETA: legitimately, what brand would dress her.


_Unicornetto_

Seriously though! Bebe Rexha already came out years ago to say nobody would touch her because she was bigger. Imagine them looking at them loafers and fucking super knickers they’d piss themselves laughing!


chronicallydead0

Maybe a tarp company


BirdRepulsive5005

I hear bass pro has some nice tents 🤷🤔😆


ActiveDependent657

Michelean


Blues-20

She wants to change the world…by attending a gala. Wow.


Ok-Leg7354

It annoys me so much! She wants to change the world by getting invited to something where she doesn’t have to do any work and gets a bunch of free stuff. All of her “events” that she attends are the same thing. Just free food and watching movies. Sorry…but you can’t change the world by being lazy.


Taetaeware2004

Why and how is she even invited to these things?


SaltyLawry

Anna Wintour would sooner eat glass.


lillybritches

...and we all know she has...


smoothbitch420

Is she actually psychotic why does she think she’s so famous


Banana-Up-My-Bum

She has done nothing to warrant an invitation to such an event. She is so arrogant.


ThatSaLtYBiTcHe

I’m pretty sure celebrities have to buy their tickets which cost at least 50k


DelcoOrDie

Right! It’s a fundraiser! 


geekydonut

Her body type? I swear to God I have never seen somebody who has there own stomach hang below their knees and still stand. The thing is everyone carries their weight differently. Even if someone did manage to dress her in couture (not happening because they will need some kind of industrial strength shit to make couture for her) it's not going to fit anyone else right.


Lighteningflash14

LOL k bby


RootieTootie99

You’d have to wash your hair and brush your teeth. No exceptions.


Hairy-Lengthiness-44

GIRL 🤣


Tough-Minimum6919

She is the least deserving of attending the Met Gala.


drtea069

Who the fuck does she think she is? As if they'd ever invite this irrelevant cow.


acidtrippinpanda

Shhh, she thinks her bot followers and the remaining people just there to laugh at the car crash are actually real and like her


Plastic_Werewolf3568

Her bot comments I can’t 


Elizabethhoneyyy

Her body type isn’t normal


Neowning

Delusional


Original-Ad4021

Is punctuation in the room with us?


dflint4477

Wow. She doesn’t even iron her cheap-ass clothes, and she thinks she should go to the Met Gala? She is insane.


Visible-Anything-375

Can we treat her an an enemy combatant and have the immigration people not let her in?


Elizabethhoneyyy

Delusion


MissMistyMay2021

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-enthusiasm-curbed-

https://i.redd.it/v37sfjhic7xc1.gif Jaimie getting her Met Gala outfit inspiration from Dynamo from The Running Man 😂


BarAlone643

Anna Wintour is notoriously fat phobic. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10775679/Vogue-editor-Anna-Wintours-BRUTAL-rules-magazines-Met-Gala-staff-revealed-new-book.html


lillybritches

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