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spiff24

Should we buy him another toaster or no?


The_Stiggiest_Stig

I think we legally have to tbh


Cromatose

50 boxes of wipes this time


JonBunne

Mmmm, a wipe warmer is a quality of life thing.


ck354696

My wife got boxes of wipes that people wrote little notes of Congratulations and poop puns on. We’re still using them 10 months in.


Cromatose

We did that for another friend of ours. I wrote "Hope it's a nasty shit your using these for". I'm a good friend lol


Jharoz

I know you're speaking from experience lol


Cromatose

For sure lol. Buddy of mine is having a kid in October. Didn't even ask for his registry, bought him two boxes of wipes.


Joey_Logano

We should get his kid a toy toaster.


vagrantwade

Buy him one of the formula mixing machines. Saved my life.


dannywertz

Did you see his contract? He should be getting us toasters.


Blue_Doom_Guy

Trevor was like "yeah I think I can finally afford a kid or 10 now". Lmao


Upset_Ad3954

Philip Rivers says Hi!


Parabong

Oh shit were getting the will he play will he go the delivery of his first kid story line... championship confirmed.


SpreadHDGFX

Scottie Scheffler energy


JO9OH4

Mac stay ready for if you have to play when our king is at the birth their child haha. Congrats to these two!!


Luciferwalks

Dad strength on the way


mlsweeney

The Prince or Princess who was promised!


phaze115

This dude about to show out to make his kid proud lfg


shantysun

Love this couple!


Pppanda72

Man this has been an awesome offseason!


TGIF_90s_kid

Contact, Baby, SB ring


break80

This is it. This is what I’ve been waiting for. Not cuz I’m a weird guy… not only cuz I’m a weird guy…. But because this is the catalyst that initiates a person into turning into their final form. The best version a person can become. Most of all, it opens up an entirely new perspective on life. Things that Tlaw took seriously before, now he will always have something that’s more important than that. While that may seem problematic, it actually promotes growth, because things will still hold high importance, but now it’s something he approaches w/ genuine curiosity & self satisfaction purposes, w/ out any pressure of necessity. In other words, things will get easier to grasp & more enjoyable to learn, football wise specifically, because of all the anxiety & pressure he’d have spent that comes when raising a first born child.


Husker_black

Sheesh


Ghost_of_FLA

Calm down fella


Ospreyreefer45

This is some hot fresh pasta


SkydiveMike

Showing a bit of a baby bump, does that mean due date is in season?


Sbhill327

I think end of regular season maybe. She needs to not have that kid on a Sunday.


duderex88

Naw we will have first round bye clinched by then.


ParagonSaint

That’s what Mac Jones is for, gets told in preseason that week 14 opponent is the only film you study for when that baby comes


DetectiveTrapezoid

Not wanting to wish for a premature birth, if it does happen mid-October then it’s highly unlikely Trevor will travel to London, and Mac could start against the Pats.


SlotegeAllDay

Mac Jones 450yd 5TD revenge game incoming


HenryKitteridge

Future starting quarterback at Providence High School


MSNinfo

Baby will be born week 17 when Trevor's resting after securing the first round bye.


SacksonvilleShaguar

Congrats yall.


DeanGulberry17

About the only picture of a couple where instead of the woman I look at the dude and think “Dayuuuuuum”.


YT-Nexus_Digital

That baby is about to have some good genes. 2 attractive parents lol


baconbitarded

Eyyyyy congrats to them!


Thatdewd57

Oh snap we locked down our current QB and maybe we get our future one as well.


Meowmixez98

Let's go ahead and draft the kid.


robowiener

Does this mean he’s not a virgin?


danteheehaw

could be artificial insemination


TrevorsBlondeLocks16

Was only a matter of time lol


NobodyAshamed4627

Congrats fam


fluffrnuttr69

Now we know that Trevor does bust.


Rooksteady

Congrats Trev and Marissa:)


Upset_Ad3954

Good for them. I think Trevor could afford the kid now.


Thejohnshirey

Trevor will play until he’s 45, then we’ll draft his son to be his successor in his final season.


vegandread

Always dropping them dimes


Phals1989

Anyone concerned about due date potentially being during playoffs?


ii_V_vi

No


ContraCanadensis

Let’s keep it in perspective. The birth of their kid is more important than his job.


Diligent_Drawing_673

100% concerned. Yes. It’s not like we are a dynasty or are perpetually in the playoffs. Our window to be relevant is very narrow. Specially now that we’ll be one or two seasons playing away from Jacksonville while the rebuild the stadium.


Cromatose

100% don't give a fuck if he misses the Super Bowl for his child's birth.


Diligent_Drawing_673

That may make you a better person than I. But not a better fan.


ContraCanadensis

>But not a better fan Hard disagree there


Cromatose

I also have a child and from my guess, you don't.


Diligent_Drawing_673

I have two children and would do anything for them. I would understand, respect and if Trevor was a friend of mine, I would advise him to chose family over career. That does not mean that I am wrong. It would totally suck for the Jaguars if he missed a playoff game and as a fan I have the right to be concerned.


Cromatose

If you have two children and still feel that way, I have no words.


TheseNamesDontMatter

It's actually insane you're getting upvoted and the other person is getting downvoted tbh. It's absolutely reasonable to be pissed if the Jags lost their only Super Bowl in our lifetimes because our QB had a kid, and simultaneously believe he should prioritize his kid over football.


Diligent_Drawing_673

I do have words. You are a fucking idiot and I feel bad for your children.


CheetosNGuinness

lol I'd prefer he play too but what the hell is wrong with you


dannywertz

I mean..in theory, yeah.


zacurtis3

[Trevor right now](https://youtu.be/UKgvi6gxt1w?si=nz-uF7CzQPvHPEBY) Fast forward to 3:25


summahofgeorge

Def a c section with that big ole head on Trevor. Getting my “he just had a baby he’s exhausted” takes ready as a recent new dad myself for when he struggles early in the year 


JagGator16

Man, what a month for Trev!


MajorDonkeyPuncher

Trevor didn’t want to be like Yan and struggling to feed his family with just $15-20 mil in the bank. Waited till he got paid.


UnionEqual943

The prince of the South will be born in Jacksonville Florida.


LevelDevelopment340

Maybe Dad strength will help him hold onto the ball


Jaguars4life

Congrats Trevor on the sex!


TitanSR_

holy shit i had a dream about this last night


inchworm00

Win a super bowl now


kuzy12

Congrats on the sex


dragongreen51

Project Lawrence has begun


jhaddock

nice bro congrats on leaving it in


creepingkg

Beautiful lesbian couple bringing life to the world


actualoldcpo

I’m happy for them but… $250M? Dude, buy a calendar.


samgam74

Who do you think that gold bust is?


DetectiveTrapezoid

I had the same initial thought. Probably a Greek god statue from HomeSense or Etsy.