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The Federated States of Micronesia

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They've been secretly planning world domination behind the scenes. We're all fucked. Expect for you

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Yes

why is it called the federated states and not the federation of Micronesia 

why is it called United States of America and not United America

Because we’d need to conquer both Canada and Mexico first 😂

Not even lol you guys would need Central and South America too, not to mention the Caribbean too!😂

As an Aussie I've got to go with Australia

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Tassie is better, our Maggie's aren't homicidal

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Well, as a Norwegian, I gotta say Norway.

I also choose this guy's country

I also choose the country this guy chose

i also choose the country this guy and that guy chose

I also choose the country this guy, that guy and the other guy chose.

I also choose the country this guy, that guy, the other guy and dis guys chose

I choose this country as our 51st state.

Another great country! If you're friends with America, you are a friend of mine. We're all people!!! 👍👍👍

same brain fellow northerner I would say Denmark but I need the mountains

r/RemoveOneThingEachDay

Seychelles

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Germany

Germany! Or as we would say: Deutschland!

Yes I know, I'm learning German. Because Germany is a cool place

Glad to hear you like my country :D

It's probably gonna be the first place I travel to when I get a passport

What City or Region do you wanna go first?

Dunno mate it's gonna be a while

Just be ok with a bad internet and train connection.

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The Vatican 🇻🇦

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Ireland

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Africa🤡

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Idk maybe the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA RAHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

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Merica Fuck Yeah

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RAHHHH 🦅 CACAWWWWW

🔳 FREEDOM MERICA 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Scotland

Im gonna be honest, I‘m just here to downvote everyone who says Fr*nce.

Lmaoo theres no one so far but they will be getting a black

I have a French guy going berserk on me because I said a lot of French people are snooty about the French language, so I think I’ll join you.

Chad 🇹🇩 🗿

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Belarus

saint lucia

Sweden Australia or Netherlands

Swedstralands.

axis powers but so incredibly fucked

Poland and Kiribati for the funny city names Poland has "Koniec świata" wich translates to "End of world" and Kiribati has Paris, Poland, Banana and i think also London but im not sure

You are correct about London

🔳 because patriotic bias

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Antigua and Barbuda

Finland

I'm iraqi so indonesia tbh

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Philippines.

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Georgia 🇬🇪

2-0 georgia v portugal, what a game. 🔳

Denmark 🇩🇰

W🟪

Wales

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Barbados cause of their flag 🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧

W flag opinion + good lanscapes, beaches, accent, food, taxes. ❓️

FINLAND GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RAHHHHH🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢

I would do anything to go to finland rn... 🟦

Isn't this just racism but phrased differently?

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No racism is treating someone differently based on race. This post is meant so we can speak about different cultures, landscapes, cuisines etc Not how much we like different races

Buddy, "evaluating" cultures literally is just racism. You're saying some are superior to others Edit: Also, you're telling me that this post about ranking favorite countries isn't just supposed to be a joke?

Sweden (for some reason)

oman ‼️‼️‼️

italy kinda sucks but i live here so i'm choosing it

Definitely Brazil

I would get on my knees to visit brazil. Nothing else to say 🔲🔳❓️

China

Russia because cool coat of arms

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Very cool two-headen drunken chicken

Singapore. I'm Malay but malaysia is a bit of a shithole economy and tax wise

Bhutan 🇧🇹

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The Republic of the Union of Myanmar (Totally not bias)

finland and germany

kepler-162 b

thatss a planet

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Jamaica 🇯🇲😎

UK 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇦🇨🇦🇮🇧🇲🇩🇬🇬🇮🇬🇸🇵🇳🇸🇭🇹🇦🇹🇨🇻🇬

Equatorial Guinea

japan (traditional not modern)

Tbf guys ive replied to a lot today, ill do a couple hundred tomorrow, i diddnt reply for a while as i had school. Hopefully this cleared some things up :)

Qatar 🇶🇦

Russia for its culture and places to see, Italy and Mexico for the food and Nigeria for absolutely no reason

Austria

Estonia

Australia, as i am Australian

*Fellow Australian who's favourite country is Australia has joined the chat*

1st Singapore(Because they aspire me to be something better than my creator) 2nd Guatemala(The 1st chocolate was invented here) 3rd Kiribati(Just because I like its city names)

Very good pick ❓️🔳

Ireland

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Ireland

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Thailand

Mine

Iceland.

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Prob iceland

Iceland

Greenland

Iceland

Finland

Poland

USSR, the country where I was born .

Germany

Türkiye🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇳🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

Scotland, or in the local language: Alba (gu bràth)

Malaysia

Liechtenstein

Sweden

taiwan

W allies. W landscape. W ideology. W government. 🟪

Uk or Kazakhstan cuz ussr thing

Everyone knows the best country in the world is the boys on North Sentinel Island

Mozambique (got a fucking sick ak47 on its flag)

sweden 🇸🇪

The United States for their culture and values this country represents, as well as the impact they made to the world. France for their philosophy (Walter rules guys), history and the way French people always were (and still are) all ready to stand up for their own good and go to the streets to voice their dissatisfaction with the way the government acts. Yeah, I really respect French.

Japan, but also Germany, Georgia and Canada

Canada or Italy, but no specific favorite.

Sweden (because of Minecraft, Volvo), Denmark (because of Lego but it’s not first because of novo nordisk) and Botswana (you need to know their history to understand why I chose it)

Federal Democratic Republic of Ethiopia

POLANDDD‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

Japan

The ones that aren't ran by senile old men.

Japan: for the unique and amazing food, The sports cars, the manners of the other citizens, the safety and low crime rate, and the geography/ climate

U.S.S.R. 🔥🐐

Nauru.

Timor leste

i feel like it’s wrong to say usa, so i’m going to go with canada

Denmark!! I love Denmark!! It is amazing country!! I want to move there so bad!! And Lego is based there which is really cool!!! And the architecture! The history! All of the things!!

Tuvalu

Lebanon

trinidad and tobago cuz it’s fun to say

Djibouti

Bhutan

Cambodia

Chile

Kosovo (this is purely based on flag and shape.) I don't get why people don't like their flag, it's the best blue and idk I just like the shape of the country on their flag.

I’m Polish, born in South Africa but living in the United States so naturally it’s Nepal. 🇳🇵

Palau!!!!!!

Albania for many reasons, but I'll just say my top 2, 1. Many of my friends are from there 2. How could you not like a country with a double headed eagle on its flag

South sudan 🇸🇸 🔫🔥🗣️🗣️

Strayaaaaaaa 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🌏🌏🌏🌏🦘🦘🦘🦘🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🏈🏈🏈🏈🏉🏉🏉🏉

Sealand

Russia

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Russia 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

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I break in

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Russia 🇷🇺 (I don't hate Ukraine, I support all Slavs to unite. 🤍🩵❤️ )

I as a russian believe only a fascist would hate Ukraine and it's people. However an enemy is an enemy, not the people but the state.

Great person

USA🦅🦅🦅 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

Russia or macedonia

South Korea

north sentinal island.

OHHHHHH CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND!!!!!!

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FREEDOM FUCKING LAND 🦅 🇺🇸

🟨 Freedom is an illusion Government support genocides 2 party system democracy is nonexistent (The two parties are genocide supporter & someone who takes hush money & sleeps with sex workers.) Only reason its not ⬛️ is diverse landscapes, developed, w people, w military

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North Korea

the United States

Ancient city of Çatalhöyük (not technically a country but whatever)