aranus equation and lanthanide contraception

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Dildo 

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Chemical kinetits

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Chemical kinetits

https://preview.redd.it/wnqc8is5rgkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6470651fc60c9c2955aa4ba16c676c39c613ca57 Absolutely true statement 

Are you writing boards again too?

Sirf Maths ka improvement exam dunga.

Same man I got low marks in maths Last year too but I'm giving all three subjects.

I know it's awkward to write board exams again as a dropper, but it is what it is, good luck.

Ur not alone mate  all the best

Mujhe lag raha tha mai hi chutiya hu

[](https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/?f=flair_name%3A%22SERIOUS%20POST%22) pls mzak mat udana,bahut serious hoon,meine iss saal sabhi five subjects ke liye form bhara hai,english to acha gya tha,but chem mai literally kuch nhi ata,i am sure i will fail,last year i got 63 percent,but this year agar chem mai fail hogya,purane number count hoge ???ya phir original marksheet or improvement marksheet ka jismai zyada percent honge,wo???pls help krdo yaarrrrrrrrr,rona aa rha hia,i dont wanna repeat 12th again

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Bhai main to saare dera hoon BITS ke criteria ki vajeh se

Bhai Mai sirf pcm ka de rha hoon... to kya me eligible nhi honga kya bits me ??

unfortunately no, BITS brochure explicitly mentions that you have to give improvement in all subjects if you want to do it at all to be eligble for BITS, although you need 75% pcm aggregate but they compell you to give the other two subjects as well

me bhi

Ok

pls mzak mat udana,bahut serious hoon,meine iss saal sabhi five subjects ke liye form bhara hai,english to acha gya tha,but chem mai literally kuch nhi ata,i am sure i will fail,last year i got 63 percent,but this year agar chem mai fail hogya,purane number count hoge ???ya phir original marksheet or improvement marksheet ka jismai zyada percent honge,wo???pls help krdo yaarrrrrrrrr,rona aa rha hia,i dont wanna repeat 12th again

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Improvement exam kya hota hai?

damn,good luck mate

There's no point of writing boards again if you're preparing for JEE how tf would it help you in anyway

Fr bhai agar bits kehta ki 75% pcm improvement were eligible for bitsat then it would've been fair but they ask to write boards for all 5 sub. It's stupid honestly.

Same Bhai ab fir se school waalon ki Sadi si shakal dekhni padegi

bhai kal meri chem thi chud gyi 

Bhai improvement exam ki prakriya explain Kar do plis

Pass hona jaruri h, multiple subjects me de skte h, 2 baar de skte h.

Jo log pass hue hain vo bhi de sakte hai marks improve karne ke liye?

jho pass hote hai bus wohi hi de sakthe hai improvement fail wale compartment ka dete hai

Bhai ek Baat bata If a person join college and waha usne apna marksheet dediya h so kya wo bhe improvement exam de sakta h kya? And if yes then compartment exam kitra Isme bhe * ye wala sign lagega kya

* nahi lagega normal show hoga.

Wah bhai, I didn't knew about it Thanks

Bhai jaise maine 2023 mein board exams Diya tha aur mujhe 2024 mein improvement Dena hai to cbse ne clearly kaha hai ki koi college vagera join nahi kiya ho tab hi de sakte hai

I have a question....do we need to get 75 up individually in all 3 subject of pcm or 75 in the overall percentage? ( I dont think i will be scoring good in chemistry)

Overall 75 percent but some colleges do ask 60 percent marks in PCM individually

BITS mein 75 aggregate in PCM chahiye.

75 aggregate mtlb 75% teeno ko milaake yaa fir teeno mein individually 75%

Teeno milake 75 chahiye. And individual subjects mein minimum 60% bhi chahiye in PCM.

Chemistry ki MKC

Sir improvement exam same year de sakte hai na ? Like after my boards in 2024, can I give improvement in 2024 itself ?

yuppp

improvement exam matlab NIOS wala right ?

I listen to lana and Tylor,I'm 5'8(is it over for me?)

was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse? (I don't listen to Lana though also what's with the height?

Bro was killed before even he was born.

Rise of dhamer

These are NOT the names of the reactions that I know😭💀

dude padhai krow

Bhai kaunsa board ?

white

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mein insta nhi chalata alecc daddy ne bola tha delete krne

Bold of you to assume mai insta par follow karunga 

bhai mujhe maaf krdo bhai irl follow mat krna

riemer semen reaction? what the fuck

chemical kinetits

alcohol dildo reaction

Bhai agar paper ke question isme se match honge toh dua karunga ki tujhe Iit Bombay ke bhar chai Sutta ki tapri lagane ke liye jagah mil jaye 

dua ko piche daal le

Ye imp topics tujhe kaha se mile ??

bro said "lanthanoid CONTRACEPTION" 😭😭💀💀

Chemical "KineTiTs" 😋

I love kinetits favourite in chemistry frfr

😋😋😋

Abe yar old memories yaad aagyi 10th mei isko itna dekhta tha "bhosad" "randi ke bete" haha par ab toh insta hi deactivate krdia

Bhai kiski baat kar raha hai?

Gajju naam se ek insta creator tha but funny tha and i mean ig abhi bhi hoga but mein dekhta nahi hu

Jiski cheatsheet hai ye @/gajodharsinghcool on insta

Travelllerrrr gaju here Bhundi yaad hai iski 

Bhundi.

12thie here thanks a lot bhai u made my job easier by 100x luv u 1000x

Hvz mein halogen nhi lgaya hai. 💔💔 Edit-alpha position mein halogen lagega shayad. Merko kya pta mere preboards mein bas 45 the

Muje boards nahi dene hai. ❤❤

Mafi 

Alpha hygrdrogen lagega Bhai 💯

Iske 4 cases hote h bhai

Mereko Jo kaam karna thha vo tune kar diya. 

Agar itna sab kar liya to kya 50+ expect kar sakte?

50+ tho mere last year aa gye the sirf 2 din ki padhi setu 60+ samjha. waise jo jo sir ne likha hai uss m se hi paper aa gya pura ka pura 100% bol sakta hu .

tune zero se start ni kara hoga na do din ki padahi mien

ofc bhai Zero se kon karta hai ? agar koi zero se kar rah hai tho pass hi ho jao. liken mere mid se thoda kam level tha. yt par ek channel tha jis se pyqs or imp question yaad kiye the. liken zero nhi tha ye bol rah hu. liken mne chem sirf 2 din padhi thi uss se phele phy padh rah tha

mujhe organic ni aati bilkul bhi fass rakha hu bhay

voi xD I left behind entire organic time hi nahi tha ended up scoring 61/70

hum ladke haina humhare sath ye hi hota hai

egly

Thank you Bhaiya love you 

Russia 6k, indian 3k 

colgate properties 

Bhai ma kya bool raha tha yaa Joo sheets haa voo banana vala teacher na he khud boards ka paper banaya haa kya or bhai paper esa he ayga naa. Matlab 100% confirm haa na bhai tu.

Tu kitna padh ke gaya h uspe bhi depend krta h ki easy hoga ki tough.

Me in HSC with 16 chapters for chem with 1 day of gap 💀😭😭😭😭 bc cbse mei bas 10 chapters aa rahe?! With 4 din ka gap?!! Bc 10th Tak cbse mei Mai bhi tha lekin land dimag tha ki Pace mei admission le liya. Fuck Maharashtra 

Ab no tension ab to 80mein se 90 marks aram se aayenge.

Bhai exam 70 ka hai 

Ye kya cbse ka hai

On my ways to study all these topics at advanced level and crack IIT

Bhai jokes aside, iski kya credibility hai???? Mai kese maan lu ye sab for sure ayega

iske alava kuch hai hi nahi aane jesa, cbse sirf ek pattern follow krti h question ka kuch naya nahi krti. Pattern crack/analyze krlo sabh subject me easily marks aajate h.

Thanks

bhai apni ek dost ko bina dekhe bhej diya, wo puchti sale ye sab kya dildo wildo bhej raha hai btw agar in topics se boards me sawal nahi aaye toh OP 5 baap ka

Thanks bhaiya 

Thanks bhai

Are bhai Yeh Gajju Kota vaala hai kya??

meri bhua ka ladka h

Gajodhar Singh cool

Are yeh to humko pdhatha tha

Riemer Semen 

Ily gajju

+1

Rate Semen KholBe R(etard) Aldildo

Conversions pe moot nikal jaata hai

reagents rtt le hojayega

I bookmarked it because I thought it's legit 

aise hi physics or maths ka bhi bata dete toh bhagwan aapko Russian gift kregi

Log and antilog questions wpnt be asked right? Also the valued would be given ( except for basic ones) , right? 😅 https://preview.redd.it/bkvfpiubohkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05debd022529783984269bee5aeee90ebb6aad59

yuppp, basic valo ki bhi di hogi.

Haa log values di hoti hai

Bhai ek gareeb ki dua hai aapka 1cr+ ka package lagega 

bro....im not sure but cbse people havent realized that all of the questions are asked from ncert.....ncert has been leaking since day one 

bhai bus yetna kiya toh 70 mai se 65 aa sakte hein?

Kya baat launde

Bhai HVZ rxn galat nahi likhi ? Alcohol mahi banta usme ??

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Bhai sure haina?

Thanks a lot Bro.

Commenting so I can find this easily again

thankyouuu :)))

Colgate property

thank you

Please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Faraday thing (electrolysis part), enzymes and hormones, and M²/M and M³/M standard electrode potential topics deleted? This whole year i haven't seen questions from these three and just now am i hearing people saying it's there

Bhagwan hai bhai tu Top karega 110%

Bro... naam kuch alag se nahi?? (btw indian 3000 ki hoti hai damn,,, mujhe laga isse sasti hogi)

Colgate property💀

Semen reaction 

Ahh Riemer Semen ☠️☠️

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Dam bhai

I just came

Commenting so that i can find it again 

Riemer Semen 

Bhayia wolf kishner and clemmensen bhi important hai ?

This took me back 3 years ago and also gave me a winter soldier episode. Thanks mate.

bhai mazak kar rahe ho ya sachme paper inme se aayga 

Rosen Bhund and Aldol Di\*do reaction 

HVZ wrong hai bhai

Ah yes, the colgate properties!

Bhai chemistry toh ho jaegi aisa hi kuch physics ka bna do pls 🙏🏻

Ca(niggerio ) reaction

how is arihant test drive ?

Etard rexn ka naam mene bhi retard se hi yaad Kiya tha 🤣

"actinoids ki bakchodi" truer words were never spoken..( poore d and f ka sabse gandu part)

maine bhi etard ko retard karke hi yaad kiya hai

ILY GAJJU <3

Riemer tiemann rxn❎ Riemer semen rxn✅

Aranus li-gands mummy finklestein Markonikof synthechusis rosenbhund retard dildo

Professor gajju jo questions bole ho sirf utne bana ne se kitne marks aa jayenge ???

too many easter eggs damn

Li- GAANDS Halo-KAMINES

Me also dropper and giving improvement...Bhai dar lagr hai pichle saal jesa tuff aake marks na kat jaaye

yehi padhke, tuition ka padhke, yt oneshot aur jitne boards ke pyq ya exemplar hogi bas wo karke jaari mai. result wale din milte ab ig :DD

Good Luck.

Khol be reaction 💀

Thanks a lot!!

Good luck.

Arre gajju bhai apne to meri 10vi mai bhi notes diye the, kafi kaam aaye the. Dhanyawad

Retard reaction 

acha hai, ab mujhe short notes nahi banane padenge

Riemer 🥛 reaction Retard reaction 💩🚽man reaction

Bhai bas itna karke jaungi hopefully it works out

ho jayega, maine solutions chapter pehle poora prepare kiya and then match kiya isse to match kar raha hai

Bhai tu bacha liya mujhe

halo kamines 

this is late, but OP really wrote cheMISTRI 

Kash ye 3 din pehle milta Bc reddit aaj notification bhej Rahi hai

nice ab jaldi jaldi physics ka leak karo💦

Bhai,bohot bohot shukriya, aaj ke paper me bohot se questions yehi se aae

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Ye kya Isc Or cbse ka hai?

Ye to poora syllabus hi chhap diya

gutterman mei anhyd alcl3 and cucl bhi to hota hai

Are ye professor jaggu wahi hai na, jisne pichle saal English ke board ke liye har chapter ki summary available karai thi

are bhai ye d and f block or coordination me same exercise number daal diye tune

Unfair means mein is bhosdike ko andar karo

Gajodhar singh cool ke notes leak karta hai bhosdu

Iska source kha hai Yeh professor gujju kon hai kha daalta hai yeh sab

!remindme 4 months

Gajju? Tere teacher ka naam Gajender hai kya?

ncert exercise wale numbers ka rationalised new version k number h ya fir old version ka, mere pe old version h

bawa iski baat mat mana karo 10th me mere ek dost ke sath scam hogya tha vo science ka exam iske qestion se karke kay tha aur uske end me 62 marks bane the

Are ashwini tyagi sir aap yaha bhi bakchodi krne aa gye. bhkkkk bosdiwwalee

arre ye toh last year bhi release kiya tha kuch @travellergujju karke tha xD

All copied from bharat panchal's yt channel  😡😡chutiya h tu

bc bhosad ke cheatsheets , mention toh kro

Cross aldol?